June 13, 2013
It's like winning the lottery the day after the world explodes.
A national security expert listened in on the White House's Syria call Thursday. Here are her takeaways. "We didn't get any closer to a no-fly zone today."
Bart Chilton, the commissioner of the Commodities Futures Trading Commission, wants stronger financial regulations. He also loves movies. On Thursday, he combined those two things into the best financial reform speech ever.
Jem in the iPad age? Love it.
"I doubt the authors speak for most others at Cato and they certainly don't speak for the broader movement," says one unhappy libertarian.
Plus the guy who got arrested for cursing on his speeding ticket, critical readings of the Olsen twins' most iconic films, and the Arrested Development fighting game you'll wish you could play.
Kate Moss will reportedly cover the January 2014 issue, which seems completely weird — but it actually isn't.
Leave all that shakin' and stirrin' to the pros. Let's go find a container large enough to bathe a puppy in and fill it with booze and laugh and laugh and laugh.
U.S. has concluded Assad used chemical weapons, but no details yet on the specific military support that will be provided.
Here's what happened!
The Assad regime used chemical weapons to kill more than 100 rebels.
Technology: not all bad!
It's a non-negotiable statement of fact, but let's talk about it anyway.
This is the beginning of the end, folks.
The Florida senator has recently been the target of some friendly fire on the right, but at the start Faith and Freedom Coalition conference, he's the star of the show.
Remember that phase when you wrote awful, sentimental poetry? Some celebs never grew out of it.
Remember Riccardo Tisci, the guy who dressed Kim Kardashian up like a couch? The verdict on his new collection is in: "*sigh* This is just awful. From the prints to the unflattering shapes. Just awful."
The Swedish Vallhund looks like a combination of a wolf and corgi and it's basically the perfect.
Praying to Yeezus I assume.
Sebastien de la Cruz, who classily stood up to Twitter critics, will sing Thursday before Game 4 of the NBA finals. Is he the Spurs new good luck charm?
Warning: You may never see the Spice Girls the same way again.
Tumblr bans users that promote suicide, self-injury, and eating disorders. But they are all over. One teenage creator explains to BuzzFeed why she runs her site. Warning: graphic images. Many can be triggering. Please use caution.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
*According to some videogame nerds.
If you're feeling good about life, steer clear of any of the movies on this list. These are 25 films that will leave you raw, empty, and in desperate need of a shower.
Nope-ity nope nope nope.
Because he was expecting to meet Iron Man instead.
You REALLY did not want to be called a nice guy back in the day.
Also says Congress will push for legislation to limit how much access contractors have to classified information.
Can the Night's Watch beat the White Walkers through the power of 80s pump-up jams?
The "brazen," "illegal alien" variety, he tweeted.
Rupert Murdoch filed for divorce from wife Wendi Deng Murdoch after 14 years of marriage, saying the relationship was "irretrievably broken." The company's operations are not expected to be affected, and Deng is subject to terms of a pre-nup.
Seattle, specifically. Seattle be crazy.
Out of almost 26 weeks of public pregnancy, Kim was on 22 weeks worth of magazine covers. AND DON'T CALL HER FAT.
Rep. Joe Heck's son Joey has made several racist, homophobic, and sexist remarks on Twitter. "I apologize to everyone he may have offended," the Congressman tells BuzzFeed.
Yep. That would do it.
Happy birthday, Captain America.
What if Batman starred in your favorite movies of all time? Your head might explode from realness, that's what.
"He looked lost."
The world has been searching for Ed Snowden's online trail. What we found was much more.
Thank you for this important service, Andre Drummond.
They are participating in the #SNAPchallenge to show how hard it is to live on food stamps with a budget of $31.50 a week.
Susie Castillo, Shandi Finnessey, Shanna Moakler, and Alyssa Campanella use their (extremely attractive) bodies for good.
The combination of these two '90s things is like nostalgia ambrosia.
You probably won't fool an actual smart person. But it's worth a shot.
Just another reason she's definitely a boss.
Don't try this at home?
Yeah, I'm totally fine with this.
Yup, they're second cousins!
Because what parent doesn't want to think about his daughter hanging out with a greasy drugged-up criminal?
The details of the proposed legal action are still a little nebulous.
Whatever it is that you're going through, "I'm Out" is gonna be your new anthem.
Companies were patenting certain gene mutations. They lost in the Supreme Court Thursday. Here's everything you need to know.
Mother Pucker, this is one good looking Stanley Cup Finals! Whether you're cheering for the Boston Bruins or Chicago Blackhawks, we can all agree on one thing — we'd be lucky to score with any of these guys.
"I've always had interns to work for free, and I worked for free."
These beautiful and surreal pieces of movie artwork were created during the communist-era as an alternative to banned U.S. publicity material.
Eat your words.
The metric of the future will be web traffic, and the sooner the cable news networks realize it, the better.
What's cuter than a newborn kitten? A newborn kitten with two faces.
Some of the coolest sights that Mother Nature has to offer. WATER SPOUTS!
The pen is mightier than the sword. If you know what I mean.
Coty, the celebrity fragrance and makeup company that went public today, doesn't have any women on its executive team or on its board of directors. The lack of gender diversity is unusual compared to rivals including Avon, Estée Lauder and Revlon.
Could an amazing arc finally result in an amazing movie?
Oh come on dad!
One man's durf is another man's out.
The twins turn 27 today. Prepare to feel old.
Thunder doesn't only happen when it's raining, Stevie Nicks.
And who are we to say otherwise?
Christopher Woodring wanted a job at Dreamworks, and to achieve that dream he did the only logical thing: Interview Steven Spielberg from 1993 about why he's awesome.
Gannett, which owns the USA Today, Detroit Free Press and 80 other daily newspapers, spent $2.2 billion to buy a TV station company Thursday. Gannett now owns 43 TV stations and gets more revenue from broadcasting than newspapers.
They took her belongings, and now they'll take her advice too.
Congresswoman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen from Southern Florida takes the lead.
Too sexy, too violent, too blasphemous, too druggie, too suicidal, etc.
Blood. Fire. Giant hamster balls. These performers are legendary for going nuts onstage, and you're about to see why.
FBI Director Robert Mueller said Thursday that the 9/11 attacks might have been prevented if wide-ranging phone surveillance, like the NSA's monitoring of Verizon records, had been in place at the time. Mueller was speaking before the House Judiciary Committee.
During a hearing on Capitol Hill, FBI Director Robert Mueller used the events of September 11, 2001 as an example of why the National Security Agency’s monitoring of all Americans communications are critical.
And likes his seat very high.
And pedophilia, incest, and bestiality.
Pretty much anywhere a Tomb Raider movie would be filmed.
People who want lasting careers in fashion media won't find it by simply inviting the world to ogle their clothes.
Car sales were at their highest rate in six months in May. But the auto industry has been expanding since well before then.
Without even leaving your desk.
In very careful order, here are the hunkiest men to ever order someone to go wash their car.
Add an HD TV and a fridge full of beer for maximum sports viewing pleasure.
Carl Winslow + Danny Tanner + Homer Simpson + Bernie Mac = <3
Because she can't always look like she got lost on the way to Cirque du Soleil rehearsals.
A huge explosion and fire happened today about 20 miles outside Baton Rouge, LA at the Williams Olefins plant in Geismar. Multiple injuries reported.
LBJ done got BURNED on Reddit.
Her first fragrance, "Heat," will be getting an upgrade in honor of her latest tour. Beyoncé says the new scent will "reflect the power, passion, and playfulness I put into my performances." But no sweat, obviously. (Because Gaga already did that.)
All delightfully weird and wonderful gifs made by sherlockspeare. Bonus! Freeman background dancing in two behind the scenes interviews and one TV show.
Here are the absolute basic necessities, adaptable for families and experienced campers alike.
"He must be gay, he's a hairdresser."
As long as you don't call yourself "tea party"...
They are way cooler than you'll ever be, basically.
Why the hell not, eh?
A group of female IDF soldiers are in trouble again, this time for dancing on their IDF-issued guns like stripper poles.
Naomi Watts takes on the role as the people's Princess in Diana.
Everything you need to know from The Hundred Acre Wood.
It's a movie about diamonds, excess and celebrity. How do you tease Hollywood while visiting Paris Hilton's house and being showered in crystals and new clothing?
So you want to be a superhero (or supervillain) but are having trouble coming up with a good name? Not anymore!
John Liu, city comptroller and another mayoral candidate, is doing the SNAP challenge too. "I'm gonna get probably a loaf of bread, some peanut butter, rice, lentils," says Weiner.
Police in Essex, England have released this computer sketch of a knife-wielding suspect wanted for snatching a handbag from a woman driving a gold Volvo.
The Chinese dissident is leaving NYU amid reports that the university bowed to pressure from the Chinese government. "These are unrelated matters."
It's like your very own NSA. Except probably better looking.
Jweats are just what the doctor ordered.
Destroying b-day celebrations since the beginning of time.
In general, being Superman means that you're also super duper hot. Can you guess who number one is?!
Coty Inc. began trading for the first time Thursday on the New York Stock Exchange.
The man who invented Mario holds forth on the disappointing sales of Nintendo's new console and why he almost showed off some of the new Zelda game at E3.
"Take it from my man, the love guv..."
A 41-year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of spray-painting the portrait at lunchtime.
It's less a drunken rage and more a cruise ship naming ceremony, though. After all, she's heavily pregnant — and always demure.
Illusions or identity crisis? You decide.
It's time we all just admit it and move on.
Six people inside a Salvation Army died last week when the structure next door suddenly toppled over.
The sonically gifted members of Occupy Gezi organized a moving, multilingual rendition of the Broadway and big-screen hit. Life imitates art.
The Dirty Wars director, who spent the past week promoting his new film on cable news, called MSNBC "one long episode of the E! True Hollywood Story of Barack Obama."
Elton John got it right: sorry is the hardest word.
Do not click if you aren't prepared to fall in love with Ed Sheeran. And if you already are: welcome!
Makes sense since high school and Wall Street are pretty much the same.
It's all part of Superman star Henry Cavill's delightful tribute to his homeland, Jersey.
Some hardworking Catholics — or pranksters — have stylishly dressed several of her city posters.
Warning: includes politicians. The photos are safe for work, the words aren't. And yes, these are all (frighteningly) real.
Welcome to big school. Via MSN.
Spooky images of how Buckingham Palace and other landmarks would look after a pandemic wipes out the population. How cheerful.
Look at this idiot.
The Sun says sorry to aliens.
Six more games like this, please.
Lightning hits the Willis Tower, formerly the Sears Tower, in downtown Chicago Wednesday evening.
The fundamentalist Christian busybodies are upset over a Kraft ad featuring a naked waxed picnicking stud.
A rare look at some of the behind-the-scenes magic that went into building "The Happiest Place On Earth."