June 27, 2013
Be prepared to have an epiphany.
Jon Corzine faces civil charges for his role in MF Global's 2011 collapse. While the story of MF Global's last days is well known, the CFTC's complaint brings to light embarrassing phonecalls and emails from Corzine and an employee charged with improperly transferring customers' funds.
No male models were harmed during these interactions.
Plus a surprisingly heartwarming beer commercial, nail art inspired by Wendy Davis's filibuster, and an interview with someone else named North West.
From an immigrant's perspective.
The episode, which celebrates the wildly popular game's 30th anniversary, taped on Wednesday.
The TV and online retailer's CEO said in a statement, "People deserve second chances."
Immigration position "may influence some people right now, but right now is not 2016," Sen. Chuck Grassley said.
You're rolling calls while reading this.
Honestly, who cares about what the players are wearing?
Go ahead. You know you want to post it on Facebook, too.
Deadspin catches Dan Snyder.
YouTube has compiled some of the most lovely LGBT moments into one big montage. It's going to make you happy and make you cry at the same time.
"You were speaking on the Senate floor..."
I just don’t know what to believe anymore.
What you are about to witness is 100% true.
For every Ellen DeGeneres, there's a John McEnroe.
Neon isn't just for the periodic table and cheap pizza place signs. It can also brighten up EVERYTHING YOU OWN.
Humans have been the dominant species on this planet for TOO LONG. Soon the cats will rise up and destroy everyone and everything. VERY SOON.
Breaking into the world of graphic novels doesn't have to be intimidating.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
For the second day in a row, an avalanche of tweets about the polarizing case and a controversial witness who spoke to Martin during the last moments of his life.
"It would be difficult to have an ugly daughter."
Now you're playing with power.
How on earth did Rose get by after this whole mess?
The final vote count was 68–32, legislation now moves to the House.
Parents said you couldn't have a cat or dog? Here are some of the alternative pets you probably got instead.
All melon everything.
Your very existence is in question. Brace yourself for Very Big Thoughts.
It's like they went through candy puberty and you were like, "DAYUM."
And people are learning to love the genre because of it!
The immigration reform hardliner says he feels badly so many personal attacks were levied against Rubio during his rally to protest the Senate immigration bill. "It was not my intent for him to be the personal target of criticism," King said.
My clairvoyant powers are telling me that chalkboard paint will outlive mason jars. Just look at all the things you can do with it!
At last, there's a game built around running a startup. What's more scary: It's closer to reality than you might imagine.
Lena is a fierce chick and she's coming for you Mr. Photographer.
Paula Deen's supporters have taken to Amazon to buy her cookbooks and leave messages of support.
AKA would they rather sweat mayo or poop a softball?
Kate Upton has a great rack, sure, but she's much more than that — she's one of the most versatile models of our time, a true actrice before the camera. Here's an in-depth look at her many moods.
Better get the puppies organized, everyone. Bill Raftery is leaving ESPN for Fox Sports One, where he'll call games with Gus Johnson.
Allen Craig has trouble rounding the bases, if you know what I mean.
Even if nothing was done on purpose, it's still cool.
With Maggie Gyllenhaal by her side. Only on Watch What Happens Live!
It knows you'll be back. It always knows!
Duke forward busts racial stereotypes by having the courage to combine crazy hops and limited ability.
"We are the senior men’s rowing team at Warwick University, and for the last four years we’ve been getting our kit off for calendars and films to raise funds for our sport and for charity."
Get hyped for #Pride2013. It's been an especially fab week and these critters know it.
It's worse than you thought.
The only sequel on the studio's current slate is Finding Dory.
I hope you brought your appetite.
Forget band t-shirts. You're about to showcase your greatest musical loves in the cutest imaginable format: the noble Shrinky Dink.
The Jersey native has traveled from college improv to in-demand Hollywood screenwriter in short order. Here's how she got from dorm-room video game marathons to hanging with Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock.
The plane carrying Vittoria Missoni, marketing director of the Missoni label, that disappeared in January was found Thursday morning in the waters north of the Los Roques archipelago in Venezuala. Six passengers were on the plane when it went down, and all six remain missing.
See the most successful action/adventure movie franchises accounting for inflation.
Photographer Michelle Alexis Newman chose to do her land lady's portrait in the most adorable way possible: by having her lip sync her favorite song. "Happy Days Are Here Again" never looked or sounded better.
A small victory for a designer whose kitten leggings were lifted by the retailer.
Turns out this Packer's got jokes.
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Indicted By Federal Grand Jury, Charged With Murder And Using Weapons Of Mass Destruction
The 19-year-old faces 30 counts of various crimes related to the Boston Marathon bombing and subsequent manhunt.
Vermont Sen. Patrick Leahy has compromised more than most to get immigration reform through the Senate. "I think he understands what the market can bear," said Sen. Lindsey Graham.
And it's hilarious.
The retail giant currently sells her pots and pans.
Ain't no party like a wedding party.
Time to face it, people. Pigeons have you beat.
Why yes that IS Steve in an all-white ensemble while vacationing in St. Tropez.
I feel kind of bad for him?
It's about time you take a seat and bask in the ocean's ethereal beauty.
This is the scariest clown in the universe. Be afraid.
What a cute family portrait! James Wilkie, you will surely be famous one of these days.
No judgement, okay, but it IS a little weird that she dressed the doll in the same outfit she was wearing.
In Africa, Obama and Macky Sall argue LGBT rights the day after the DOMA ruling.
Serving raw meat is risky business. Please leave it to the professionals.
The president stared out of the "Door of No Return" on Goree Island off the Senegalese coast, which was the last stop for millions of slaves sent to the New World.
Um, nice job?
It's growing fast. And it's even advertising.
It's not always what you thought it would be.
Addressing the National Right to Life Conference, Texas Governor Rick Perry criticized Sen. Wendy Davis, referencing her past as a teenage mother.
"Set phasers to stunning."
A law firm trawls Twitter for potential clients. Update: the firm has issued an apology.
In 2003, Teen People threw a party in honor of Nelly, but it was the guests who were there that left me with so many questions. Starting with: Was it getting hot in therre?
Today, on National HIV Testing day, a new site has launched complete with interactive maps on a national, state, and local level.
The San Antonio Zoo welcomed her on June 18.
Has anyone seen my pager?
Some things may have been lost in translation.
The video encourages a July 4 protest in Washington, D.C., sponsored by the Reddit-originated group "Restore the Fourth," to denounce the NSA's spying tactics. "Thanks for rallying to defend the Bill of Rights," he says in the message.
Humans can't let rovers have all the fun! Space exploration is gearing up to go to Mars...and beyond.
If Tim Burton and MTV designed a video game, it would be Secret of Evermore. This game deserves to be remembered.
Last week's horrific ad via a Lebanon handbag designer was just the latest crime.
So Maybe you watched Under The Dome, and other than wishing you had never seen a cow sliced in half, you were like, "Who is that sexy bad guy?" It's Alexander Koch.
So many people think they have an inner black woman. Take this quiz to find out if you really do!
It works... so... perfectly...
A crazy talented Doctor Who fan created a trailer for the show's 50th Anniversary Special and it's pretty much the greatest thing ever. Seriously.
If you can't take the shark bite, then stay the heck out of the ocean, Snuffy.
Because every historic day needs its meme.
"It's a bad week to be a seal."
The 2013 Yankees, everyone.
In Africa, the president dismisses the man behind the NSA leaks.
Representatives from the leagues say the Obama administration has reached out to them.
People imitating Aaron Hernandez's arrest photo and selfie with a gun probably shouldn't be a thing.
Campfires are cool, but so are awesome marshmallow parties in the comfort of your own kitchen.
Their editors' jobs just got harder
Throw your baby a Bling Ring-themed bash because Disney princess parties are OVER.
Comedy band Garfunkel & Oates have found a, uh, "loophole" they want to tell you about. NSFW.
"The fact that my dad is a global icon ... does not mean that people cannot respect the privacy and dignity of my dad."
Just a Damien Hirst here and a Richard Prince there. NBD.
A blustery statement promises to kill the "thieving Americans" trying to get supplies into North Korea.
The response: "Now where's the president's Instagram? Lol."
If you've been disappointed with the latest season finale or box office bomb, just remember: Books are the best!
Welcome to Kachalka Muscle Beach in Kiev, Ukraine. 20 photos.
The history of the world's greatest festival, in posters.
Marble Brewery will be selling an India Pale Ale called "Heisenberg's Dark" during the final season. Sadly, only in New Mexico.
Great hair, long eye-lashes, beauty spot. This is one sexy cow.
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Did I say "intern"? I meant
Wall Street's little bitch summer analyst.
Before he was the Guardian's eyes on the National Security Agency, Greenwald was a Manhattan litigator with an itchy trigger finger. "He doesn't care if the entire world hates him."
And the clones are totes hosting SNL u guise.
Kevin Rudd has been sworn in as Australia's prime minister and he loves to talk with his hands!
Hey guys, here are some useless facts!
This video is the most Oregon thing to ever happen.
THIS is extreme couponing.