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June 27, 2013
The Worst Quotes From The CFTC's Lawsuit Against Jon Corzine And MF Global
Jon Corzine faces civil charges for his role in MF Global's 2011 collapse. While the story of MF Global's last days is well known, the CFTC's complaint brings to light embarrassing phonecalls and emails from Corzine and an employee charged with improperly transferring customers' funds.
What The Tech Immigration Fight Is Really About
From an immigrant's perspective.
"The Price Is Right" To Air An All-Plinko Episode
The episode, which celebrates the wildly popular game's 30th anniversary, taped on Wednesday.
Can Marco Rubio Survive The Anti-Immigration Backlash?
Immigration position "may influence some people right now, but right now is not 2016," Sen. Chuck Grassley said.
22 DIY Ways To Make Your Whole Life Neon
Neon isn't just for the periodic table and cheap pizza place signs. It can also brighten up EVERYTHING YOU OWN.
Support And Derision On Twitter For Woman Who Last Spoke To Trayvon Martin
For the second day in a row, an avalanche of tweets about the polarizing case and a controversial witness who spoke to Martin during the last moments of his life.
Senate Passes Comprehensive Immigration Reform
The final vote count was 68–32, legislation now moves to the House.
How To Eat Nothing But Watermelon All Summer
All melon everything.
Can You Make It Through This Video Without Your Mind Melting?
Your very existence is in question. Brace yourself for Very Big Thoughts.
11 Candies That Made Game-Changing Decisions
It's like they went through candy puberty and you were like, "DAYUM."
Steve King Apologizes To Marco Rubio
The immigration reform hardliner says he feels badly so many personal attacks were levied against Rubio during his rally to protest the Senate immigration bill. "It was not my intent for him to be the personal target of criticism," King said.
The 31 Most Useful Ways To Use Chalkboard Paint
My clairvoyant powers are telling me that chalkboard paint will outlive mason jars. Just look at all the things you can do with it!
Hipster Startup App Combines All Of Tech's Worst Cliches
At last, there's a game built around running a startup. What's more scary: It's closer to reality than you might imagine.
Paula Deen Book Sales Climb To No. 1 On Amazon
Paula Deen's supporters have taken to Amazon to buy her cookbooks and leave messages of support.
The Essential Guide To Congressional Facial Hair
Face facts.
Why You Just Can't Quit Facebook
It knows you'll be back. It always knows!
The Cutest Video Game About Stuffing Your Face Ever Made
Lucky Peach made a nifty little online game to celebrate their Travel Issue. It involves swimming in an OCEAN OF CUPCAKES.
Pixar Chief: Studio To Scale Back Sequels, Aim For One Original Film A Year
The only sequel on the studio's current slate is Finding Dory.
The Highest Grossing Movie Franchises
See the most successful action/adventure movie franchises accounting for inflation.
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Indicted By Federal Grand Jury, Charged With Murder And Using Weapons Of Mass Destruction
The 19-year-old faces 30 counts of various crimes related to the Boston Marathon bombing and subsequent manhunt.
How Patrick Leahy Made Sure The Senate Is Going To Pass Immigration Reform
Vermont Sen. Patrick Leahy has compromised more than most to get immigration reform through the Senate. "I think he understands what the market can bear," said Sen. Lindsey Graham.
Paula Deen Dropped By Target Too
The retail giant currently sells her pots and pans.
The Best Things You Might Have Missed From The Internet's Marriage Equality Celebration
Ain't no party like a wedding party.
True Facts About The Mantis Shrimp
This is the scariest clown in the universe. Be afraid.
Here's Why You Should Never Make Steak Tartare At Home
Serving raw meat is risky business. Please leave it to the professionals.
7 Powerful Photos Of The Obamas Visting "The House Of Slaves"
The president stared out of the "Door of No Return" on Goree Island off the Senegalese coast, which was the last stop for millions of slaves sent to the New World.
Inside Atlantis, The New Amazon For Illegal Things
It's growing fast. And it's even advertising.
Rick Perry On Wendy Davis Being A Teen Mom: "Unfortunate She Didn't Learn From Her Own Example"
Addressing the National Right to Life Conference, Texas Governor Rick Perry criticized Sen. Wendy Davis, referencing her past as a teenage mother.
Ambulance Chasing Comes To Twitter
A law firm trawls Twitter for potential clients. Update: the firm has issued an apology.
Ecuador Defends Domestic Surveillance
"In Ecuador we do not listen to phone calls for political purposes," says Serrano after a BuzzFeed report on the purchase of spy gear. Drones are "an alarming detail," says a critic.
Watch Rand Paul's Video Supporting A Rally Against Government Spying
The video encourages a July 4 protest in Washington, D.C., sponsored by the Reddit-originated group "Restore the Fourth," to denounce the NSA's spying tactics. "Thanks for rallying to defend the Bill of Rights," he says in the message.
A Typical Day In The Life Of A Martian Colonist
Humans can't let rovers have all the fun! Space exploration is gearing up to go to Mars...and beyond.
15 Perfect Tumblr Reactions To The Decisions On DOMA And Prop 8
Because every historic day needs its meme.
The New White House Line On NSA: "Snow-who?"
In Africa, the president dismisses the man behind the NSA leaks.
The NBA, NFL, And MLB Might Help The Government Sell Obamacare
Representatives from the leagues say the Obama administration has reached out to them.
The Easiest Way To Make S'Mores
Campfires are cool, but so are awesome marshmallow parties in the comfort of your own kitchen.
The Most Unfortunately Named Magazine In The Department Of Defense
Their editors' jobs just got harder
6 Kids' Birthday Party Themes That You Definitely Won't Find On Pinterest
Throw your baby a Bling Ring-themed bash because Disney princess parties are OVER.
Nelson Mandela's Daughter Lashes Out At Media Coverage Of Father's Health, Blames "Racist Element"
"The fact that my dad is a global icon ... does not mean that people cannot respect the privacy and dignity of my dad."
North Korea Threatens To Kill Human Rights Group
A blustery statement promises to kill the "thieving Americans" trying to get supplies into North Korea.
You Know You're A Finance Intern When...
Did I say "intern"? I meant Wall Street's little bitch summer analyst.
How Glenn Greenwald Became Glenn Greenwald
Before he was the Guardian's eyes on the National Security Agency, Greenwald was a Manhattan litigator with an itchy trigger finger. "He doesn't care if the entire world hates him."
The 12 Essential Expressions Of Australia's New Prime Minister
Kevin Rudd has been sworn in as Australia's prime minister and he loves to talk with his hands!
Totally Useless But Awesome Facts
Hey guys, here are some useless facts!