True Facts About The Frog
Way, way creepier than you thought they were... also will make you google Trypophobia.
If You Ever Struggled With Fitting In
If you didn't then you had an awesome and well-adjusted childhood and may proceed past this post. Lucky bastard.
This Is A Song About Freud And Dicks
If you look hard enough – like really, really hard – you'll find a dick, pretty much everywhere.
The Time You Have (In Jelly Beans)
The average American lifespan can be represented by 28,835 jellybeans. Once you start counting out how we spend our time, they vanish pretty quickly.
True Facts About The Aye Aye
Is the aye aye incredibly cute or incredibly creepy? Either way, it's pretty amazing.
Thanks For All The Little Big Things, Mom!
The stuff you rarely ever get thanked for. Like teaching us how to brush our teeth.
A Thoughtful Message To The Grammar Police
This is for everyone who literally doesn't care how they use the word "literally."