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May 29, 2014

7 Reasons Why Bradley Cooper Is Adorable

Those eyes? That hair? Can I say anymore?

40 Members Of Congress Are Urging The USDA To Strengthen Orca Regulations

"For almost two decades, USDA has failed to update the Animal Welfare Act (AWA) regulations for captive marine mammals."

Steve Ballmer's Retirement Might Have Just Paid For His New Basketball Team

Ballmer's $2 billion bid for the Los Angeles Clippers reportedly was accepted.

10 Brazilian Expressions That Should Exist In English

Forget everything you know about language, it's time to peel the pineapple.

Steve Ballmer Signs Deal To Buy L.A. Clippers For $2 Billion

The tech mogul has won the bidding for the team and set a record price for an NBA franchise.

The Truth Behind 9 Common Hair Myths

The hair wants what it wants.

9 Ways To Use Cauliflower You Never Would Have Thought Of...

Cauliflower is sneaky. Really sneaky. Apparently, it's not just used for filler on a veggie tray.

15 Things Every Black College Student Can Relate To

If you're a minority on campus, your college experience is probably a little different from everyone else's.

Here's Everything People Forgot At Coachella 2014

Really curious about how y'all got home without your keys.

9 Reasons Hannibal Lecter And Will Graham Could Have Had It All

Their love was marinated overnight and baked at 350 degrees. Spoilers for the entirety of NBC's Hannibal thus far.

How Subsidies For Hollywood Became Sexy

After years of failed attempts to pass legislation offering tax incentives to the film and television industry, more California lawmakers have joined efforts to help Hollywood. “This is a changed landscape because we made this an issue," Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti said.

Texas Attorney General Says State Can Keep Execution Drug Sources Secret

Greg Abbott's statement comes in the wake of a nationwide debate about states' secrecy surrounding the drugs used in executions.

21 Breathtaking Performances On "So You Think You Can Dance US"

With SYTYCD Season 11 beginning this week we look at some beautiful routines. What are some of your favourite moments?

9 Reasons You Should Hire A Plumber. For Real.

There are some things that a person should just leave up to the professionals. Plumbing, the art of maintaining the separation of poop and shower water, is one of those things.

Lee Pace Is Ready For The Spotlight, But Not The Scrutiny

As the Pushing Daisies alum embarks on his two most high-profile projects to date — AMC’s Halt and Catch Fire and Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy — he refuses to compromise his privacy for viewers' curiosity.

10 señales de que estás obsesionado con "Sailor Moon"

¡Ataque cardíaco de Moon Fandom!

30 Thoughts You Have When Going For A Bikini Wax

The first rip is the deepest.

Angelina Jolie's Cheekbones Are The Best Part Of "Maleficent"

The actress has never looked as fabulously otherworldly as she does in Disney's new villain-centric reimagining of Sleeping Beauty, but the film doesn't do the character any favors.

The Evolution Of Selfies

Our bodies, our selfies.

Gwyneth Paltrow Has Some Words For Internet Trolls

Gwyneth Paltrow speaks out about Internet trolls.

10 Reasons Paléo Festival Is Amazing

What's not to love about a week-long summer festival?

23 People Who Should Never Be Allowed Near Pizza

It doesn't have to be this hard, guys.

You Can Improve Your Physical And Mental Health By Learning To Breathe Like A Pro Leads The Daily Links

Plus Billy Eichner plays games with Drew Barrymore, 3 awesome drink recipes, and the new plastic surgery trend for engagement-ring selfies.

Esta amistad entre una niña y su perro derretirá tu corazón

Conoce a Sienna y a su doberman, Buddah. No hay nada más lindo que este feliz dúo.

The Definitive Ranking Of McDonaldland Characters By Hotness

Whose McNuggets would you totally dunk?

23 sinais de que você é um jovem de alma velha

Provavelmente já passou da sua hora de ir para a cama.

23 Places Where You'd Rather Be Reading Right Now

Give me a good nook and a good book.

What The State You Live In Says About You

A highly scientific conversation.

Your 14 Favorite ‘90s Cartoons All Grown Up

Artist Isiah Stephens imagines some of your favorite '90s cartoon kids as the hip, sophisticated adults they all inevitably became. They grow up so fast.

Which Broadway Musical Should You Actually See This Season?

The answer should be "all of them," but we'll narrow it down for you based on these questions.

Uma & Quentin: It's Happening, Guys

Some 20 years after "Pulp Fiction," Uma Thurman and director Quentin Tarantino are reportedly dating.

17 Celebrities If Their Names Were Missing One Crucial Letter

Welcome to the Bra Pitt, how can we help you?

Exclusive: Amazon Prime To Offer Music Streaming Service — With 6-Month-Old Songs

The internet giant has reached deals with major labels for a service to launch this June or July.

22 Lord Voldemort Dance Moves You Need In Your Life

Voldemort is definitely the Lord of the Dance.

Comcast, Netflix CEOs Battle Over Net Neutrality And Its Metaphors

Reed Hastings and Brian Roberts sparred in separate interviews at the inaugural Code conference. The phone company or the Post Office?

Signs You're Bad At Small Talk

How was your weekend? *panic*

25 Instagrams That Will Teach You Something New Every Day

#TheMoreYouKnow Be sure to follow these accounts for more eye and brain candy.

12 Workplace Stories That Prove Human Beings Are Too Awkward For This Earth

At least it's nice to know we've all been there?

27 Things That Will Give Literally Anyone Road Rage

WHY IS EVERYONE SO BAD AT DRIVING?!

6 Foods To Avoid Before You Hit The Beach

Want your bikini body to look its very best? Avoid these belly-bloaters.

#RedskinsPride Is Probably The Worst Hashtag Ever

A tweet hashtag campaign goes horribly wrong.

Here's How Hedge Fund Managers Make All That Money

A new report out today from Citi details findings that show hedge fund assets will swell to nearly $6 trillion in the next four years, doubling the size of the industry. At fees of 2% of assets and 20% of profits, members of the at-times controversial industry stand to make a lot of money.

Despondent Rescue Goat Ends Hunger Strike When Reunited With Best Friend, Burro Named Jellybean

This goat's name is Mr. G; he was recently rescued from the home of an animal hoarder in Southern California ("dozens of dogs, and three barnyard animals") and sent to a new home at an animal sanctuary; however, home is where your best friend…

29 Things We Will Never Ever Understand About Babies

What are you crying about, baby?

26 Things Only Podcast Lovers Understand

Grab your earbuds, you're going on an adventure.

11 Of The Best Short Story Collections Of The 21st Century (So Far)

May is Short Story Month! This year Powell's staff tackled contemporary work. To qualify for this list, a collection must have been released (or first translated into English) between 2001 and 2014. Collected works, anthologies, and reprints were excluded. Check out the whole list here!

Abercrombie’s Still Having Its Heyday In China As American Teens Walk Away

Abercrombie hopes its version of America resonates more in China, as its brands keep losing steam in the U.S. and Europe.

NSA Releases Edward Snowden Email, Say It Refutes His Claim Of Using Official Channels

"The e-mail did not raise allegations or concerns about wrongdoing or abuse..."

Mindy Kaling Shouts Out Manhattan U.S. Attorney Bharara In Harvard Law Speech

"Mr. Bharara fights finance criminals and terrorism, I meet handsome men in cute and unusual ways on television," she told Harvard Law graduates yesterday.

10 Cateriffic Examples Of Kitty Nail Art

Pintrest has tons of super cute nail art ideas. Here are ten purrrrffeeecccttt examples of cute kitty nail art.

34 Rap Facts That Will Make You Feel Old

You'll never listen to rap the same way.

Vengaboys lança clipe em homenagem ao Brasil e a música é melhor do que qualquer outra lançada para a Copa até agora

Sim, você leu Vengaboys! E as músicas de Pitbull e Shakira soam piores ainda neste momento.

Everyone From “Veronica Mars” Was Also On “Party Down”

One man’s cancelled network teenage crime drama is another man’s cancelled premium cable comedy.

Conservative Scholar Blames UCSB Shooting On Marriage Equality

Blackwell blamed the "attack on natural marriage and the family" for the shooting."

Why Does TV Only Show Lesbians Engaging In Oral Sex?

If it’s radical and political, why don’t we see more oral sex in modern queer porn? “In general, [oral sex] is not the most popular activity these days on the site, at least for the people who are coming to film with us,” Houston stated, noting that…

New Report Says Severity Of Physical Hate Violence Against LGBT People Increased In 2013

There were 2,001 reported incidents of anti-LGBT violence and 18 anti-LGBT homicides in the U.S. in 2013, according to the National Coalition of Anti-Violence Program.

10 cosas que tus personajes favoritos de Disney hacen en su tiempo libre

¿No puede Lord Sith disfrutar un baño de burbujas en paz?

Alaska Airlines Passenger Jet, Smaller Cargo Plane Have Near Miss

Alaska Airlines 737 was instructed to perform a "go-around" as it prepared to land at Anchorage airport to avoid hitting a cargo plane.

AMC Has Found A New Don Draper And He’s Ginsberg’s Worst Nightmare

The Lee Pace–led Halt and Catch Fire, set in 1983 Dallas, offers up a pitch-perfect pilot about ambition, greed, and visionary dreamers at the heart of the tech revolution.

Can You Survive This Post Without Yawning?

WARNING: May cause sleepiness.

How Much C4 Will A Mac Pro Hold?

Most people enjoy a good review and some cringe at a drop test video. The guys over at RatedRR answer some of the internet's more challenging questions like "How Much C4 Will a Mac Pro Hold?". The slow motion on the det cord shape charge is jaw dropping! This should go over well with everyone gearing up for Apple's WWDC next week.

22 Hilarious Tributes To The World's Most Affordable Snack: Ramen

Cheers to the noodles that have always been there for you.

31 Questions For Married People

Why, married people, WHY???

11 Foods You Shouldn't Refrigerate

You might want to think twice about those tomatoes.

Amazing Audio Illusions!

Can you trust your ears?

10 Animated Movies That Gave Me Nightmares As A Kid

Now that I think about it, a lot of movies made for kids were actually quite disturbing. What were those directors thinking anyway, that just because its animated doesn't mean that its scary?

This Elephant Totally Nailed His First Selfie

One small click for elephants, one giant photo for elephantkind.

Former NSA Chief Slams NBC Snowden Interview: Not An Interview, "A Platform For Snowden"

"I was struck by the word you used to describe the show last night, interview."

10 South American Travel Tips from Hunter S. Thompson That Will Blow Your Mind

Traveling like a gonzo journalist is easier than you think

19 Celebrities You Never Knew Rocked The Cover Of "Cigar Aficionado" Magazine

I had NO IDEA cigars could be so glam. Covers ranked in order of raditude.

17 Canciones que te hicieron llorar incontrolablemente cuando eras un adolescente

Preparen sus pañuelos, porque hay algunos recuerdos que surgirán aquí.

Angelina Jolie's Perfect Game

Angelina Jolie has the best publicity game in Hollywood. Here's how she does it.

Real Or Fake?

History and fiction can blur together a lot.

24 Things All People Living In South East London Know To Be True

Crystal Palace has dinosaurs. Crystal Palace is better than where you live.

15 Things You Need To Know About Ecuador's World Cup Team

The players will have former teammate Christian "Chucho" Benitez in their hearts as they gear up to try to surpass their top 16 finish in 2006.

This Is The Most Amazing Rat Tail You Will Ever See

There has never been another rat tail like it.

35 Things You See Every Day In Dubai

Welcome to Dubai! Watch out for the Ferraris.

22 problemas que solamente los hombres entenderán

Erecciones no deseadas: todo el día, todos los días.

Tell Us About Yourself(ie): Jonathan Bennett

Aaron Samuels himself takes our Q&A!

The "When Women Refuse" Tumblr Is A Reminder Of The Risks Women Run By Saying "No"

"We wanted to make it very clear that violence against women happens every single day."

Hillary Clinton Criticized VA Care Of Veterans Under Bush

The former secretary of state and possible presidential hopeful has yet to comment on the Veteran Affairs clinic scandal.

I Texted My Crush This Weekend And This Is What Happened...

We’ve all been there before (If you haven’t consider yourself very very lucky). You’re looking for love in the twenty first century, but texting gets in the way. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Let me take you step by step through the emotional roller coaster I went through this weekend waiting for a text from my crush. Do guys go through this too?

25 Hello Kitty Foods That Are Almost Too Adorable To Eat

ALMOST. But not quite, because yum.

In The Wake Of The UCSB Shooting, Americans Pledge To Send A Million "Not One More" Postcards To Congress

The "Not One More" campaign is a big success, but will Congress listen?

The 23 Best Things That Can Happen When You're Driving

It’s the only way to live. In cars.

These Are The Best Local News Bloopers Of May

Uh huh, yeah Jeff, Jeff is stuck.

31 Problems Every Hogwarts Student Will Understand

Sometimes being magical can be quite tragical.

21 Pets Who Are Plotting Their Escape

The day draws nigh, human. Nigh.

Mindy Kaling Gives Harvard Law School Class Day Speech

First Charlie Day gives a great speech, and now Mindy Kaling does it. Graduations are so trendy these days.

Watch A Sleepy Pig Delightfully Devour A Cookie

We would also like to be woken up with cookies.

14 Body Parts You Didn't Know You Had

We've all got 'em, but do you know their names?

What It Really Means If You're Dreaming About An Ex

We asked the experts if dream cheating is horrible or harmless.

This Adorable Preschooler Told Everyone At His Graduation He Wants To Be Batman

He will not rest until he's saved all of Gotham City.

17 Animals Who Were Totally Caught In The Act

"I..I...didn't know you'd be home so early."

Sisi Wins Egyptian Election But No One Trust The Numbers

"This is Egypt, whoever wins the presidency makes up the numbers."

Which Shisha Flavour Are You Actually?

Are you a classic apple or something more adventurous?

Paul Ryan Reflects On Being Confused For Anthony Weiner

"I've been confused for Anthony Weiner twice now. I have no idea how that happens," Paul Ryan told a Republicans forum on Wednesday in Michigan.

21 Neighbors You Desperately Don't Want To Live Near

Let's all just move to the woods.

24 Reasons Why Having Long Hair Is Awesome

I whip my hair back and forth.

Can You Guess The Movie From The Quote?

If peeing in your pants is cool, this is the quiz for you!

31 problèmes que toutes les filles très grandes connaissent

« Putain, qu'est-ce que t'es grande ! »

Nigerian Woman To Be Deported From Britain Despite FGM Risks To Her Daughters

Pressure is mounting on the British government and on Richard Branson, CEO of Virgin Airlines, to halt the flight back to Nigeria.

Porn Comments Meet Lego, With Unexpectedly Delightful Results

You'd think this would soil your childhood memories. Actually it's kind of sweet.

The Hardest Disney Quiz You'll Ever Take

How much of a Disney nerd are you really?

5 Ways To Lose 15 Pounds

Diets are out, lifestyles are in. Here are 5 you might want to adopt

Brad Pitt Was Hit In The Face By A Ukrainian Prankster At The Premiere Of "Maleficent"

Vitalii Sediuk is the same guy who crawled under America Ferrera's dress at Cannes earlier this month.

14 Things You Must Do In Detroit This Summer

As Motown’s Martha Reeves and her two Vandellas once sang, "Summer’s here and the time is right for dancing in the street". Though most of us started that dancing in March when the mercury finally topped 40, the real-deal warmth of Michigan Summer…

A Breakdown Of The Sexiest Parts Of The Human Body

When you're checkin' someone out, what do you check out first?

Jay Pharoah's Got "Problems"

The follow-up to last Summer's Kanye West parody, "I Am A Dog."

Which Supervillain Should You Hook Up With?

Face it, nice guys are boring.

15 Philosophical Quotes Every Londoner Needs

Happiness is driving the DLR.

17 Songs That Aren't As Romantic As You May Think

Warning: Don't play these at your wedding.

Thousands Of Surfers Honor UCSB Victims With Memorial "Paddle-Out"

Students create a circle in the water off the University of California-Santa Barbara campus beach shore to remember the victims.

Laverne Cox Is On The Cover Of Time Magazine

The Orange Is The New Black actress was interviewed for a piece called "The Transgender Tipping Point."

8 Comidas mexicanas que tienes que comer ahora mismo

Basta de tacos. Aquí hay ocho platos mexicanos que debes saborear cuanto antes.

Kylie Jenner's Blue Hair Gets A Vibrant Update

Kylie Jenner has dyed her hair a darker shade of blue. Check it out on Refinery29.

These Powerful Photos Challenge The Stereotypes People Fight Every Day

"We can either continue to use our differences to divide us, or we can define our identities for ourselves." NSFW: The photos in this series include nudity.

Which Horrible '90s Rock Band Are You?

It's time to find out whether you're an all star, or if you do it all for the nookie.

How Chandler Bing Are You?

Could you BE any more like Chandler?

U.S. Economy Shrunk In First Three Months Of The Year

The U.S. economy shrunk at an annual pace of 1% — its first contraction since the beginning of 2011.

8 pratos mexicanos que você precisa comer agora mesmo

Basta de tacos. Aqui estão 8 pratos mexicanos que você deve saborear o mais rápido possível.

45 problemas terríveis que surgem quando você tenta tirar uma selfie

Não me olhe desse jeito porque eu sei que essa sua foto não foi tão espontânea como parece.

Este dachshund morre de ciúmes de um bebê

Não ignore seu salsicha depois que você tiver filhos.

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