May 8, 2014
"I wanna post about how great this coffee is, but I can't think of a funny way to say it."
Just wait for it.
From humble origins, the furniture giant has risen to confuse much of the world with its byzantine assembly instructions.
The Valley of the Sun is more than just cacti and desert.
Kim Kardashian kicks things off with a photo of herself during her senior year of high school, while Macklemore showed off an insanely cute photo of him as a child. Welcome back to #ThrowbackThursday!
Although the NFL's own policies ban sexual orientation discrimination, most teams are located in states where there is no law to back those protections up.
Shelly Sterling owns 50% of the team, which she plans to hold onto even as the NBA explores ways to force her estranged husband out of the league.
Quinceañera (n): The traditional coming-of-age celebration for a 15-year-old Latina. Chambelan (n): Usher aka the worst job in the world.
Plus Amy Poehler stole Seth Meyers's credit card, an easy infographic to make sure you're running properly, and the final mock draft before the 2014 NFL Draft begins tonight.
Takes patting yourself on the back to a whole new level.
The panel will be made up of seven Republicans and five Democrats, should Democrats choose to participate.
With four new series picked up for fall 2014, and Arrow capping off a stellar sophomore season, DC Comics properties have never been in higher demand.
The iPhone maker might be close to its first major acquisition, according to the Financial Times.
Though Chef may appear to be about cooking, it's actually about Favreau's career as an actor and director from Swingers to Iron Man 2. And what we can all glean from his growing pains.
I can't remember the sound of my mom's voice, but there are so many conversations I imagine we would have had.
"Other journalists are next."
Puffins are a most aristocratic bird, indeed.
The pump was definitely invented by someone who hates women.
Mr. "Ms. New Booty" is nearly unrecognizable.
"This newspaper gave me a paper cut."
Ariana Grande, Jason Derulo, and Macklemore are using squawking, klezmer-like loops to win over the world. Here’s why it works.
Because we all need something to watch tonight – this list wasn't enough.
Sorry, but you're mostly bacteria.
That story and more in today's gossip roundup!
This is what happens when you ask a bunch of people to anonymously write a note to their mother.
She loves her cat, and is a lady.
Are you a vagenius?
Porque no hay nada mejor que tu madre mandándote emojis.
The service industry giveth and the service industry taketh away.
Don't be bitter, glitter.
Like, it's not a hair color, it's a lifestyle.
Thou shalt have no other spreads before me.
"Filho como chama aquele cantor negro cm marcas no rosto w foi casado com uma modelo da vitoria screyt q começa cm se"
In case you were wondering.
Matt Connolly is a Republican Congressional candidate for the 17th district in Pennsylvania. Appearing on local news WYLN said of President Obama "we have a guy who doesn't like this country" saying America was becoming "socialistic" under the Obama administration.
It doesn't cost anything to show how much you care.
POR FAVOR, ADELE. ESTAMOS ESPERANDO. POR FAVOR VUELVE.
Judge: Indiana Must Continue To Recognize Out-Of-State Marriage Of Terminally Ill Woman And Her Wife
The Indiana attorney general’s office, however, announced it will appeal the ruling.
OK, tudo bem, algumas pessoas são legais. Mas há muito o que odiar na maioria delas.
It's like whoa.
The work of Lena NW, the pseudonym of a 20-year-old Florida State University studio art major, features an image of Jameis Winston receiving oral sex from a member of a fraternity.
CtW Investment Group said shareholders should withhold support for two directors, citing close ties to the company's controlling Greenberg family and troubling run-ins with financial regulators.
Arnab Goswami, Times Now anchor and shouter extraordinaire, interviewed Narendra Modi, India's divisive prime ministerial candidate.
"One bathtub, filled halfway." Totally, definitely not real. But still.
The storm in the southern city of Aswan left two dead.
The sweet life of Paris's pups.
They also come in cream.
Answer these very scientific* questions to get your own personalized BuzzFeed reading list! *Sort of.
YES, I CAN AND I MAY GO TO THE BATHROOM.
The Nevada rancher with a penchant for racist comments who was in a crusade against the government now fancies himself a history professor.
Estos rinocerontes jóvenes siempre están listos para jugar.
But, besides the spin-off's shift to Mondays, the network is making few changes to its 2014–2015 schedule. However, you can look forward to The Flash kicking off Tuesday nights.
The video was released by a group calling itself "The Happy Egyptian campaign" and everyone in it loves Abdel Fattah el-Sisi.
Raif Badawi was charged with cyber crime and disobeying his father.
He keeps dropping it, tho.
Don't have sex. Have success.
The Federal Trade Commission said Snapchat misled its users in its marketing materials.
I bet you liked koalas.
Whatever you do, DON'T PRESS THE PAUSE BUTTON, PEOPLE.
And Metallica will be headlining on Saturday.
Sólo porque sean raras, no significa que no merezcan tu amor.
Você gritaria se não estivesse gargalhando.
Zombies walk the Earth, the gang is trapped in Lodge Manor, and Riverdale is in flames as the thrilling Afterlife With Archie reached its exciting conclusion. Afterlife With Archie #5 hits shelves May 14th.
In case you didn't know.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream in cake cones.
San Diego's prominent evangelical Rock Church was hit with a lawsuit Thursday, alleging its addiction-recovery ministry leader harassed and battered women at the treatment homes he operates.
Things get heated during a CNN conversation about Monica Lewinsky.
At least 449 people have been infected in the Middle Eastern kingdom. The SARS-like pandemic has now spread to Europe and the United States.
Admitirlo es el primer paso, el infomercial te convenció.
Denying "innocent children" access to a public education, the court explained, "imposes a lifetime hardship on a discrete class of children not accountable for their disabling status."
They asked for it. (Literally, in this clip.)
Richard Ayoade's second film as a director, The Double, starring Jesse Eisenberg and Mia Wasikowska, opens in theaters this week. And, despite his self-deprecating comments, it's really good.
Ouch for both parties.
Find out what your "drug number" is here. This checklist for recreational use only.
No hay cosplay como el cosplay de Disney, porque el cosplay de Disney nunca para.
The most dangerous were once dangerously cute.
We've been typing ".com" all this time for no reason?
They reportedly came in like wrecking balls.
(It's OK, no one will ever know which ones you clicked.)
To add to his incredibly random collection.
Attendees at the TechCrunch Disrupt conference weigh in on what Silicon Valley is missing, and how to increase the number of women in tech.
Me avergüenza cuanto me hacen reír.
Can you guess which actor nailed it??
While in an elevator, possibly after a few drinks.
Dave Engledow tsigue creando las maravillosas series de fotografías suyas con su hija, Alice Bee.
Going away is nice, but nothing beats coming back home to blighty.
It grows a bit, as it turns out.
"I AM 2 BILLION PERCENT SURE I'M KING, MAURY." (Warning: Some spoilers if you're not caught up on the show.)
The Sun has excelled itself with this useful infographic showing the average length of penises in 28 countries.
Luck, hair transplants, hair pieces, or are we seeing things? YOU decide.
While Democratic leaders have indicated they may sit out the select committee investigation into the 2012 Benghazi attacks, some members say it's in their best interest to show up.
Armed forces arrested 243 people, mostly students. Protestors had camped in multiple sites in Caracas for several weeks.
They put every single other friendship to SHAME.
The name of the episode is Titled "That Hickey Came From The Dog, I Didn't Cheat!" Bless you, Andy Cohen.
How long can you make it into this post before you start screaming?
She's like the Lorde of Winterfell now. Get it.
C'est comme si leurs tenues étaient faites l'une pour l'autre.
Most things. Almost all things, actually.
Strap on and strap in to Birdly if you want to fly!
It's OK, kittens like being put in zero gravity.
"This post is DEAD to me." - Kevin O'Leary
When looking good turns into a downward spiral of pain and sorrow.
Her consultation prize was meeting the reunited band, Danity Kane. Excuse me, a fake version of the reunited band, Danity Kane.
He doesn't quite get it. Or maybe he just doesn't like it?
Decapitações, cartas de amor e o dinheiro ilegalmente desviado por um famoso político paulista financiando as ações da esquerda armada. Que história!
Thousands of taxis will take part in the demonstration in the capital next month.
Everything you know is a lie.
Because the same thing that happened in Season 1 also seems to happen in Season 7.
¿Crees que eres un experto de la música? Pon tu conocimiento a prueba con este examen visual.
But how wonderful is the craze of YouTube philanthropy?
Grab some coffee? Child's play.
Explaining the media's current obsession.
The traditional zodiac is so passé.
Si vous pouvez regarder ces GIFs sans esquisser le moindre sourire, vous n'avez pas de coeur.
A party isn't a proper party without a gatecrasher.
¿Quién está listo para la Copa Mundial? ¡NOSOTROS!
They're with you from birth (duh).
What a powerful woman.
Forces loyal to Assad operated out of Aleppo's Carlton Hotel, according to reports. Islamist rebels claim responsibility for the bombing.
And why the government hasn't rescued them.
Elles datent toutes des années 1920, une époque où on ne se foutait pas de la gueule du monde quand on illustrait des livres.
We had had no idea how hard life in North London could be — thankfully Ham&High were there to set us straight.
A vida é bem previsível até que - AI, MEU DEUS!
Uma tradição milenar leva as mulheres das tribos Chin a terem seus rostos tatuados com padrões complexos.
Exclusive polling for BuzzFeed explains why the education secretary is going to get a kicking in the run up to the general election. Not that the public has much time for other politicians.
Admítelo, siempre has querido bailar alrededor de la glorieta de "La novicia rebelde".