May 5, 2014
Whose genitals are best?
During a "Choose Purity" event put on by police officers, young children were shown graphic examples of abuse and death. The depictions were apparently supposed to scare the kids away from having sex.
Backing LGBT rights is "not without a price," Goldman CEO Lloyd Blankfein said two years ago.
As the sultan of Brunei begins imposing death by stoning for homosexuality and adultery, celebrities push back against the swanky Beverly Hills Hotel and other properties in the sultan's chain.
Plus the Tetris diet, one major first-impression mistake you could be making, and Dennis Rodman chats about his adventures in North Korea.
Guess what you could buy for the same price as “A Tropical Night To Remember Under The Stars”?
Pennsylvania Attorney General Kathleen Kane announced July 11, 2013, she would not defend the state's ban on legal marriage for same-sex couples in court. Her decision is an impeachable offense, according to a Republican lawmaker pushing to remove her from office.
Be more like those other Republicans, basically.
The results are in...
Here's what happened today!
It is both easier and more dangerous than you think.
Visa says it complied with OFAC regulations.
If I look like I'm keeping it together, it's because I'm an amazing actor.
Sombreros, maracas, and tequila, oh my. Bask in the awkwardness.
Emma Stone's character had a date with comic book destiny in the Spider-Man sequel. Here's why it stung.
Good morning, happy birthday, your twenties are slipping through your fingers!
Whatever you do, DON'T choose Toaster.
Just when I thought I was over "YAAAAS GAGA" this happened.
I love you Zac, but your hair looks better pushed back.
How violet is your soul?
Michael Alig, the most notorious New York nightclub promoter of the 1990s, was released from jail today after serving more than 17 years for manslaughter.
You'll sleep when you're dead. Maybe.
Fab or drab?
Fab or drab?
OK, we didn't learn that much about J.T.
En realidad, esto no puede ser una coincidencia H/T HitFix.
Hey, if you're running Aarons at the supermarket later, can you pick me up some Synonym Toast Crunch?
Steve! STEVE! It's gonna be OK. Promise.
Not including that Paula Cole song from the credits.
Those ice cream saps will rue the day they ever tangled with the Best Friends Gang.
If only the whole gang was there!
I think there's sunscreen in my mouth?
Let's investigate this mystery, shall we?
Come along now. My secret is yours to share.
But doing nothing is worse, they say.
Soccer ads are better than all other ads. And here's the best XI.
"I LOOOVE GUACAMOLEEEEEEE!"
You are this dog.
"Geração Brasil" (ou G3r4ção Br4s1l) tem o Murilo Benício em um papel tipo Steve Jobs e o Lázaro Ramos de guru maluco. E isso é só o começo.
Definitivamente puedes tener demasiado de una cosa buena.
Bonafide bovines ahead.
And Season 2 has yet to even begin!
What a life an e-cigarette has. If you are one of Leonardo DiCaprio's e-cigs that is.
Don't wanna be an American idiot.
One soldier convicted of rape could serve a life sentence. Thirteen of the accused were acquitted of all charges; the remainder will serve varying sentences for crimes like pillaging and robbery.
Todo mundo fica bem mais legal em amarelo! O artista Adrien Noterdaem continua sua incrível série de desenhos.
It goes without saying, this post contains NSFW language.
Que en paz descanse el pequeño gigante que nos enseñó a soñar.
Learn how to interact with animals and you'll have more furry friends than you know what to do with.
Pick up that marg but step away from the sombrero.
Não estrague sua própria selfie.
Let's face it, Danny Tanner was always a creep.
Empieza tu lista de deseos.
Thankfully their little thumbs aren't actually capable of this.
For everyone who celebrates Take Your Box of Veggie Burgers to the BBQ Day.
My couch went to Jared and now we are getting married.
The phrase evolved from clinical psychiatry, moved from LiveJournal fan fiction to Tumblr to mainstream media, and eventually ended up on college syllabi. Here's the story of how it happened.
All results are shiny.
Dave Engledow is still creating the amazing photo series featuring the hijinks of him and his daughter, Alice Bee.
Aaaaand I'm hungry again.
Brasil colonial = <3
Aquí aparecen 11 parejas de famosos que realmente lucen muy diferentes.
A day after two deadly attacks on public buses, riders begin profiling each other.
How to dis your frenemy on the web, from most passive/least aggressive --> least passive/most aggressive.
Lee Pace in an '80s computer-programming drama, a Victorian horror mash-up, sex researchers, Jack Bauer, Louie, and female prisoners? Check, check, check, check, check, and check.
I guess it's only fitting!
Orphan Black co-creator Graeme Manson reveals the odd origins of Blood Ties: The Musical and where Alison's downward spiral leads next.
Life is good when you have delicious things to eat.
They're going to appreciate you, whether they like it or not.
The Atwood brothers look surprisingly happy to see each other.
Sweet skillz. I bet he's been chatting online with hot babes all day.
Are you the female version of a hustler?
Hi, my name is Josh... and I'm addicted to a card game you play online.
Happy Cinco de Mayo!
Esta es definitivamente la prueba de que "Frozen" es literalmente la misma película que "El rey león"
Es realmente extraño lo bien alineadas que están.
The next time somebody tells you that pop music is all lies, send them this as proof. Pity the fool who has to mop up all the REAL left on the studio floor.
Naomi Mutu Nyadar was detained after leaving an all-night meeting with Nigeria's first lady. Nearly 300 girls have been missing since last month.
Pas trop SFW.
A judge in Missouri has ordered the state to release Cornealious "Mike" Anderson, who was convicted of robbery in 2000 but never sent to prison, and who had been in custody since July 2013.
It's basically your new Ikea, except you don't have to get off your butt.
And the video will probably make you tear up.
And, "for the first and last time," hear his story, in his words.
Littlefinger est le plus gros enculé des sept royaumes.
Forget Thomas Piketty. Play To Build a Better Mousetrap.
Os discos mais marcantes da década esperam por você neste quiz.
No arruines tus "selfies".
Você acha que está tendo um dia ruim? Pare e pense um pouco nesses caras.
"A company's size will never be a shield for prosecution or penalty," said Attorney General Eric Holder.
CHICOS, no me refiero a eso. De acuerdo, sí es algo como eso.
The Fashion Police star chopped it all off.
How much do you want a water slide right now?
Update: Republican Stacey Campfield said he regrets that "some people miss the point of his post."
Fab or drab?
Can you match the fake nation with the work of fiction it was featured in?
Donde las palabras fallan, la tinta habla.
You can get the look yourself on eBay for about $13.
Admit it, we're all pop stars in the shower.
Also bricks, plus one copy of Dostoevsky's The Idiot with Nigel Farage's face pasted onto the cover.
Quand un euro fait toute la différence.
Customers can add items to their shopping cart without leaving Twitter.
The gym "is a fashion club now," says Victoria's Secret's CEO. Maybe not.
She brought you into this world, and she can take you out — so make her something nice, why don't ya?
In the public discourse about women and career, the prevailing new wisdom says not "lean in," but instead "chill out."
"What we do is a noble job that carries great responsibility — we were truly enlightening the world with our reporting."
Craig Robinson lost more than he won. UPDATE: Now with updates from OSU athletic director's press conference.
Su vida es tan fácil.
Southern Hairy-nosed Wombats are MUCH cuter than their name suggests.
Réservez vos billets d'avions.
Want to spark debate online? Project a giant baguette onto a national monument.
¡De verdad, esta pequeña criatura parece salida de una película de Disney!
Her name is Mayhem.
If they’re seeking sanctuary in Uganda, just imagine what they must be running from.
Gregg Steinhafel will be replaced on an interim basis by CFO John Mulligan. Target's mid-December data breach was the biggest retail hack in U.S. history. Update: Steinhafel will likely receive $11 million in severance payments.
Ramen, glorioso cabello de los ángeles.
And it doesn't even have to be an emergency.
Todos nosotros podemos aprender de este diminuto hámster. Vía Tastefully Offensive.
Are we being social or antisocial?
"Oh, woofever." —these dogs
La vie est dure pour les kangourous.
Australian treasurer Joe Hockey is offering private access to business and industry representatives in return for upwards of tens of thousand of dollars.
Probably not what News Corp was going for here.
Mainly, everybody cries.