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May 27, 2014

Watch This Boy Band Attempt To Sing While Getting Off

A couple of weeks ago, Dutch girl group ADAM had viral success with their most recent music video. The clip featured the band's four members singing their part to the song while having orgasms via sex toys. While it took a steady increase of speed…

A Fox News Journalist Won't Go To Jail For Protecting Her Sources

Reporter Jana Winter refused to give up the names of sources after the July 20, 2012, mass shooting at a Colorado movie theater. Tuesday, the U.S. Supreme Court handed victory to Winter, saying she couldn't be forced to name names.

12 Things You Need To Know About The Bosnia-Herzegovina World Cup Team

It may be their first trip to the world's biggest stage, but don't expect them to back down.

Watch 50 Cent Throw The Worst First Pitch In Baseball

It can't get any worse than this... The rapper was attempting to throw the first pitch at Tuesday's Pirates–Mets game in New York.

15 Alternative Album Titles

Let's call them what they really are, shall we? Disclaimer: I love many if not all of these albums.

5 Courses That Prove Duke Wins In The Classroom Too

With Duke fresh off championship wins for both the men's lacrosse and women's golf teams, lots of people are talking about the North Carolina university's victories on the field. Duke's wins, however, aren't limited to the domain of sports. Here are five courses that prove that the Blue Devils are #winning in the classroom as well:

10 Riveting Ways To Destroy Your Windshield

Anyone can destroy their windshield through a basic car accident or a crack that they didn't get fixed. However, those simple methods of windshield destruction aren't very impressive. Here are ten ways to destroy your windshield that put those simple fender benders and cracks to shame.

Sandy Hook Dad Responds To Dad Of UCSB Shooting Victim: "You Are Now Part Of Our Extended Family"

In a very emotional interview with CNN, following his son's shooting death at UCSB Friday, Richard Martinez said: "my kid died because nobody responded to what happened at Sandy Hook.” A father whose son was killed in the Sandy Hook massacre posted a message for Martinez on Facebook.

6 Whimsical Snapchats To Brighten Up Your Day

Buzzfeeders, meet everyone's favorite Snapchat buddy, Lil Mo.

Floating Lantern Ceremony Was Held On Oahu To Celebrate Memorial Day

6,000 Floating Lanterns were released into the Pacific Ocean to commemorate loved ones and to celebrate life. Rapunzel was not in attendance.

Chicago's 9 Best Restaurant And Bar Openings This May

Including a massive beer & bacon hall and a secluded ramen shop from Brendan Sodikoff.

The Friendship Between A Kid And Her Dog Will Melt Your Heart

Meet Sienna and her Doberman, Buddah. It doesn't get much cuter than this happy duo.

New York City Mayor Bill De Blasio Defends Limits On Press Access

“Mayor de Blasio recognizes the importance of transparency with the media," said Phil Walzak, mayor de Blasio's spokesperson after the Associated Press published a story accusing the mayor of barring media from dozens of events.

The Perfect Moment When "Boy Meets World" And "The Hills" Became One

The '90s taught us an important lesson: wear protection.

23 Pictures That Prove Punks Are Actually Total Softies

Punk's not dead, but it is VERY cute. Get more punk warm fuzzies over at Nice Punks.

How Good At Farting Are You?

How well-acquainted are you with poop's friendly cousin?

Which Day Of The Week Are You?

No matter what, you're always a Funday.

This Video Will Make You Want To Throw Out Everything You Don't Need

Sometimes getting rid of stuff is more fun than having it in the first place.

Check Out The World's First Base Jumping Dog


A Virginia State Senator Wrote A Fawning Letter To Syrian President Bashar Al-Assad

"I pray that the Syrian armed forces will continue to exhibit extraordinary gallantry in the war against terrorists."

21 Things You Probably Forgot About MTV’s Beach House In 2004

Unfortunately for beach house-goers, it was a far cry from other years.

33 truques fáceis para você mesma fazer suas unhas ficarem perfeitas

Se você faz suas unhas em casa, seguem aqui todas as dicas que você precisa para garantir uma qualidade de manicure de salão.

This Is Everything Emma Watson Has Ever Recommended On Twitter

Admit it, we all want to be more like Emma Watson.

State Department Backs Off As Venezuela Sanctions Bill Comes To House Floor, Bill's Author Says

A congressional aide expects the bill to pass the House before stalling in the Senate.

256 Videos In 1 - Montreal Canadiens Pixel Art - GuizDP

Here's a tribute to the Montreal Canadiens Hockey Team with 256 people dancing to create the characters from Ice Hockey on the NES.

La increíble boda de esta pareja con tema de Harry Potter deja a cualquier otra boda en vergüenza

El mundo de la magia es tan amplio que uno puede perderse en él.

23 Signs You're An Old Soul

It's probably past your bedtime.

5 Times 'Chappelle's Show' Accurately (And Grimly) Predicted The Future

Chappelle's Show is my favorite show of all time for many reasons. One reason is that if you search "darkness" on Urban Dictionary, this is the first result. Another reason is the incredible prescience of the show's social commentary. A number of…

Out Gay Pennsylvania Republican Loses GOP Primary, But Will Remain On The Ballot As A Democrat

With results from county election officials indicating more votes for his write-in challenger, state Rep. Mike Fleck lost the GOP nomination for the seat, but said he'll run as a Democrat in the November general election.

The 27 Best Red Panda GIFs Of All Time

More like GIFTs, amiright?

Countess LuAnn And Heather Thomson Answer Rapid-Fire Questions

The two stopped by BuzzFeed to answer a bunch of our random questions. Turns out they both love mushrooms on their pizza.

22 Things Only A Boss Bitch Will Understand

You don't compare yourself to others because there is no comparison.

Why Lisa Vanderpump Should Never EVER Leave "Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills"

Please don't go, girl. No, really, the show would suck without you.

In Conversation With Ta-Nehisi Coates: The Case For Reparations

"If you just took an honest look at the facts, it's very hard to feel good." The national correspondent for The Atlantic visited BuzzFeed to discuss his cover story, "The Case for Reparations."

This Photographer Imagined What It’s Like For An Astronaut To Adjust To Life Back On Earth

Tim Dodd's "Everyday Astronaut" manages to be silly, poignant, and thoughtful all at the same time.

Citi Promises More Bond And Stock Trading Pain

The bank's chief financial officer said that stock and bond trading revenues are expected to drop by up to a quarter. "We kind of have the market that we've got. I wish I had a better answer."

What Climate Change Would Actually Look Like

Data from Climate Central with artist Nickolay Lamm.

Scientists May Have Figured Out Twitter Ethics

Other communities are struggling with the "Is Twitter public?" debate. Here's a possible way forward.

The Definitive Ranking Of Fruits By Coolness

Yes, a cucumber is technically a fruit and no, it's not being included because come on.

Este cara não aguentava mais explicar no Twitter que ele não é o Aécio Neves

Então o produtor musical Aecio Souza decidiu criar um Tumblr porque, se não é possível convencer as pessoas, pelo menos dá para se divertir.

21 Reactions To Kara Walker's Giant Nude Sugar Sphynx

#KaraWalker... in case you don't feel like waiting in line but still would like to see it from every possible angle.

Are You Destined To Become A Crazy Cat Lady?

No matter what, you're purrrrrrfect just the way you are.

29 Stunning Photos From The World's Coolest Light Festival

Oooooooh, look at the lights. So pretty.

10 señales de que indudablemente eres un Géminis

1. Naciste entre el 21 de mayo y el 21 de junio.

Why Would A Hoe Be Loyal? Tink Has The Answers

It’s approaching the end of May, and a shittily perfect Chris Brown song that came out in December (largely neglected in the shadow of a glorious Beyonce release) is still dominating radio, club, strip club and bodega air play. I’m not going to… There is, of course, a tension in enjoying this song…

The Insane North Dakota Tornado Video You Have To See To Believe

On Monday, a rare EF-2 tornado in North Dakota was caught on video by a group of oil workers located just south of Watford City.

What Do People Actually Hate About You?

You probably already know what your friends and family love about you, but what do they say when you leave the room? Don't take this quiz unless you REALLY want to know...

Priyanka Chopra On Rumors, Role-Models, And Being Indian For A Global Audience

The new face of "Beats By Dre" is both a veteran in Bollywood, and a newcomer to international pop.

Quel hipster êtes-vous ?

Faites ce quiz avant qu'il ne devienne trop mainstream.

The Definitive Ranking Of Ice Cream Truck Treats

Ice cream, brought to you by a truck. What a beautiful world we live in.

Casey Wilson And David Caspe Also Got Married This Weekend

Kim and Kanye weren't the only ones!

Top 17 Similarities Between Children And Drug Addicts

Ever think to yourself, "those homeless junkies really remind me of my children" and feel bad? Well, here's a list of 17 reasons why you're not entirely wrong.

18 Rules Of Laser Pointer Battles

Because there ARE rules, okay??

36 Actors Hanging Out With Their Body Doubles

Just another day on the job.

IG Recap: Chameleons Extreme Beauty And Chanel Photo

Due to the long weekend I wasn't able to update you on my past week yesterday SO here it is today! Take a look through my past 7 days of Instagram including Extreme Beauty, Chanel and my new green 4 legged friend! How did you spend your Memorial Day?! View last week's

This Tiny Cheerleader And Her Dad Showing Off On The Beach Is WOW

This is father daughter bonding like you've never seen it before!

This Dachshund Is Extremely Jealous Of An Adorable Toddler

Don't ignore your wiener after you have kids.

Two Damn Books: How I Got Here And Where I Want To Go

It was surreal to get everything I wanted in one bright flash.

20 Reasons To Trust No One

This is why Tumblr should be your only friend.

16 Pictures That Prove Justin Bieber Might Be Kind Of Hot If He Wore Different Clothes

Not saying you have to buy a whole new wardrobe, just saying you need to get rid of everything you currently own.

The 7 Best Movies From The 2014 Cannes Film Festival

The festival's top prize, the Palme d'Or, went to the Turkish drama Winter Sleep, but there were plenty of other excellent movies to be seen this year.

The "Golden Girls" Drinking Game Is Something You Need To Play Right Now

Picture it: a new twist on the classic sitcom.

Report Accuses Iraqi Government And Militant Groups Of Atrocities In Lawless Anbar Province

The violence in Iraq's Anbar province today rivals the deadly days of the 2006–2007 insurgency.

15 lições de Paulo Cintura para se tornar a pessoa mais feliz do mundo

As imagens foram postadas na página do Facebook do rei do fitness que é puro astral.

Mexico's Team Has Already Won The World Cup Of Selfies

The team's selfie game is on point.

How Close Are You And Your Significant Other?

New couples need not apply.

23 personas que sabes que definitivamente están muertas

Y por muertas, no quiero decir del todo muertas. ¡Obviamente!

How To Win At Rock Paper Scissors

It is not a game of chance.

Mad Men Season Finale: "The Best Things In Life Are Free"

Sunday night’s Mad Men marked the last episode before we start back up again in 2015—2015!—with the final seven episodes of the last season. It was called “Waterloo” and yes, there were Napoleon references. But more than Napoleonic wars, the threads…

Let's Talk About Elliot Rodger

Since the media seems to want to blame WoW....again. Word from a WoW player to the media with a message to everyone.

19 Things You'll Find In Vin Diesel's Closet

Unless he's given them away.

President Obama Speaks On Next Steps In Afghanistan

Live stream of President Obama speaking on the next steps being taken in Afghanistan. Press conference has now concluded.

17 Vintage Cat Photos You Won't Believe Actually Exist

They're kinda cute and kinda creepy, too.

Donald Trump Has A New Theory About President Obama's Birth Certificate

The Donald now believes Obama lied about being born in Kenya to get into college.

13 Shocking Confessions From People Who Cheated In School

"I cheated on the SATs and got a scholarship."

17 trucos de cocina que todo vegano debería conocer

¿Sabes el truco de magia que sustituye a los huevos estupendamente?

10 DIY Ways To Make A Serious Jewelry Statement

Dive into summer with these amazingly easy jewelry projects that will have everyone asking, "Where did you get that?!"

17 Books To Read If You Liked "The Fault In Our Stars"

These YA coming-of-age novels will make you cry, laugh, and appreciate life. Okay? Okay.

The First Videogame Of The Snowden Era Is Here

Watch Dogs admirably tackles the most important issues of the digital age. But it isn't any fun.

How To Be The "Cool" NYC Girl Anywhere You Go

Sometimes you have to do the dreaded and leave NYC, whether its to attend an event or to move back home with your parents after college. Whatever the excuse, don’t fret. You can still take your overly pretentious New York City habits with you where ever you go and here’s how.

Survey Finds Over 25% Of Americans And Canadians Would Like To Bank With Amazon, Apple, Or Google

And almost three quarters of young people would bank with a non-bank company if they could.

16 coisas fascinantes que você não sabia sobre a Malévola

A mulher mais malvada da Disney tem um passado incrível.

Watch This Lonely Goat Reunite With His Best Friend

Mr. G and Jellybean will make you want to hug your BFF immediately. And then cry and cry and cry.

This Guy's Impression Of Doctor Who's Matt Smith Cannot Be Beaten

Warning: you'll hear that speech from The Time of the Doctor again *cries*.

The Nine Best Dance Videos From Egypt's Elections

Many people chose not to vote in Egypt's presidential election. Others chose to dance.

Poppy Delevingne Got Married (Again) This Weekend

Poppy Delevingne and James Cook headed to Marrakesh, Morocco for their second wedding.

Texas Lieutenant Governor David Dewhurst Drops Disco Ad

Texas' Incumbent Lieutenant Governor David Dewhurst is facing potential defeat in a runoff primary today, but if he's going out, it's with style. Play that funky music, white boy.

10th Doctor Sings Rocky Horror’s “Time Warp”

This wins the Internet for today, seriously.

50 Cats "Try Not To Squeak" And Fail Adorably

A Texas cougar named Cassie inspired Vine's cutest viral trend. These 50 felines prove that when cats #TryNotToSqueak and fail, everybody wins.

26 cosas que inevitablemente suceden cuando eres una dama de honor

POR SUPUESTO, elegiste verde. Me veo horrible con verde.

Here's Your First Look At John Green's "The Fault In Our Stars" Cameo

It was cut from the movie, but there's one way you can still see it. OK? OK.

Hillary Clinton Book Tour Schedule Takes Shape

Clinton adds a big-box stop to the schedule for her new memoir, Hard Choices. Back to the warehouse signings of her last book tour?

19 Dogs Who Need To Get A Job

Wake up and smell your responsibilities, DOGS.

11 Popular Movies That Are Better Than The Books

And you thought there was no such thing...

The Family Of A Pregnant Pakistani Woman Stoned Her To Death For Marrying The Man She Loved

The 25-year-old woman was due to appear in court and defend her decision to marry the man of her choice.

Egyptians Snap Photos Of Empty Poll Booths

So few people have come out to vote in Egypt's election that vacant polling stations have become a thing.

7 Quick Dinners To Make This Week

Lots of options here, no matter if you want to eat light or if you need a pasta night.

This Chrome Extension Replaces All Pictures Of Nigel Farage With Kittens

Had enough of the UKIP leader? Use this. It stands for United Kitteh Independence Party.

Out Gay High School Student Crowned Prom Queen, Crowd Goes Wild

Nasir Fleming is the first openly gay male student to win the title of prom queen in the Connecticut school's history.

36 Kids Who Had A Total Nightmare Playing "Knightmare"

Knightmare was the best kids' TV show of all time. It was also ludicrously difficult. Here are nine teams who couldn't handle the dungeon of deceit.

This Woman's Butt Selfie Was Banned From Instagram, So She Fought Back

Meghan Tonjes' fully covered butt selfie was removed from Instagram after the app said it violated "mature content" rules. She created a body positivity campaign in response.

NYC's 17 Best Bar And Restaurant Openings From May

Japanese ramen and Korean soups combine at this take-out shop for the perfect on-the-go meal. Braised pork, seasoned kimchis, and spicy tofu top Korean ramen while disco fries are topped with kimchi and cheese. At night you can sit and down a few…

President Obama Announces Plan To Keep 9,800 Troops In Afghanistan

"After more than a decade of Afghan war, 'Now we are finishing the job we started," Obama said Tuesday. "This year, we will bring America's longest war to a responsible end."

Los 24 peores tipos de personas en el mundo

Bueno, está bien, alguna gente está bien. Pero hay mucho que odiar en la mayoría de ellos.

The Nigerian Government Has Lied About Finding The Kidnapped Girls Before

A Nigerian military official yesterday repeated week-old claims about where 276 girls kidnapped by Boko Haram are being held. Here are other misleading statements from the government since the kidnapping.

Was Kim Kardashian Giving Us Clues About Her Wedding Dress All Along?

All the backless outfits and figure-hugging long-sleeved gowns? A coincidence we think not.

The Definitive Ranking Of Masks From "Majora's Mask"

Turns out "mask" stops sounding like a real world almost immediately after you type it.

The Song You Didn't Know You Needed This Summer

This is just a really good pop song.

Exclusive: Chinese Companies Are Outspending The U.S. To Secure The Internet

OpenSSL's founder will announce a $50,000-per-year donation sponsorship from the Chinese IT company Huawei, bringing the total of Chinese funding of internet security to $210,000.

29 astuces faciles pour réaliser une manucure maison impeccable

Si vous faites vos ongles chez vous, voici tous les conseils dont vous pourriez avoir besoin pour obtenir le même résultat qu'en salon.

Which Celebrity Would You Have A One-Night Stand With?

Sexy fun time you'll never forget.

13 Things You Probably Don't Know About Nigel Farage

The UKIP leader led his party to victory in the recent European Parliament elections. But how much do you know about Nigel Farage?

19 Perfect People Magazine Covers From The 1990s

You totally remember these from your parents' coffee table.

9 fotos raras em cores do romance de Marilyn Monroe e Arthur Miller

A estrela icônica de cinema e o dramaturgo/autor constituíam um casal pouco provável, apelidado de “o Cabeça-de-Ovo e a Ampulheta”.

Black Republican Congressional Candidate Defends Cliven Bundy

"I don't consider Cliven or his wonderful family racist at all," says Niger Innis. Period, end of story."

Cat Plays Jenga, Remains Flawless

Cats are way more talented than you ever dreamed. (H/T @katenocera)

“Life Is Like A Bottle Of Whisky”

“Life is like a Bottle of Whisky”…..Ok........Stay with us on this one......let us explain!

19 problèmes que tous les gens qui détestent le sport connaissent

Oui, je fais du sport... trois fois par an.

How Sweaty Are You?

Are you a smelly damp swamp creature turned humanoid, or nah?

This Is Why You Should Never Go To The Beach

Yeah, you have fun sweating profusely while loud children scream everywhere around you. I'll be enjoying my air-conditioning in peace.

Satellite Data From Missing Malaysia Airlines Flight Is Finally Released

The raw data comes almost three months after Flight MH370 first disappeared on March 8.

19 Martha Stewart Tweets That Are Actually Poems

The queen of DIY is secretly the greatest poet of our time.

The 21 Best Southern Restaurants Outside The South

Deep-fried frog legs also taste great in Oregon.

For-Profit College Lobby Group Hits Back Against Proposed Regulations

The Association of Private Sector Colleges and Universities submitted public comments today to the Department of Education calling gainful employment regulations "bad public policy."

Seth Rogen And Judd Apatow Blast Washington Post Film Critic For Link To Elliot Rodger Murders

Elliot Rodger killed six people near the University of California, Santa Barbara, on Friday night. Ann Hornaday, Washington Post film critic, suggested "outsized frat-boy fantasies" like the ones Rogen and Apatow make are "toxic."

14 Clocks That Would Look Great In Your Home

Brighten up the room with these time telling objects

The Number Of Romanians Attacked In London Has Quadrupled Year-On-Year

Curbs lifted in January allowed Romanians to freely enter the UK. Although the number of Romanian workers in the UK dropped, more of them are being attacked in the capital.

A Peat Bog Bigger Than England In The Congo Basin Could Unlock Climate Change Secrets

The discovery could have huge implications for the study of long-term climate change.

13 consejos prácticos para reconstruir la civilización después de un apocalipsis

Imaginemos que la civilización colapsa mañana. ¿Qué conocimientos podría necesitar una pequeña comunidad de sobrevivientes para reiniciar la civilización tan pronto como sea posible?

Guess The Celebrity From The Instagram Bio

"Works for the bus company (according to my niece Pearl)."

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