September 25, 2012
From talking about spouses "doing the laundry" to "an honest rape," these politicians have really bombed with the ladies.
At Milan Fashion Week, you can usually count on the clothes to be very shiny. What's less of a guarantee is where they'll next figure out they can cut a hole in something. Here are the new rules for dressing from the spring 2013 shows.
WHY IS THIS A THING?!
It's National Voter Registration Day! Let's get service-y.
Between last week's cheap shot on Sean Lee and this week's Monday Night Football debacle, the Notre Dame alum has become the NFL's biggest heel.
Charles Manson's "truther" site has released a copy of a postcard he sent to rocker Marilyn Manson last month. Just as crazy as you'd expect it to be.
He appears to be citing a controversial study from the Heritage Foundation in this talk at the Boston Latin School.
Fingernails on fingernails.
OMG Hydrogen you made my girly, nerdy heart explode!
The first regional competition in Cancun celebrated some of Mexico's amazing disabled dancers.
Suddenly Bing doesn't look so bad.
Monkeys seem to make friends with all creatures great and small. I wish I had a monkey friend!
And by hoax, I mean fan art. Marvel confirms to Buzzfeed that no official promotional images have been released.
Let's (try to) be positive, people!
Speaking at the St. Patrick's Day breakfast in Boston in 2005.
He was hot back in the day but in a heart-throbby way. Now he's hot in a very manly way.
CMT just announced it is making a new show with Dog the Bounty Hunter after his A&E show was cancelled this spring. No one will be more happy about this than Esther Rae, Dog's most obessive Twitter fan.
With glitter and fire. Just what it says on the tin.
Good on Gaga and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Let's go back to school.
Willow watch your back.
Has been destroyed. Filipino First Lady Imelda Marcos' 2,700 shoe collection has succumbed to termites and water damage — but it won't be forgotten.
TV taught me all I know.
NOTHING IN THIS POST IS KOSHER. And you're not supposed to be eating anything, anyway.
Photographer Patrick Parton broke his leg when he was bowled over by Florida quarterback Jeff Driskel immediately after this photo was taken.
Now that it's officially fall it's unofficially 5k season. Don't worry, snacks will be provided.
By the end of their mock debates, Romney says he wants to "kick him out of the room."
Not even dad rock can save RIM. (via Gizmodo)
A new study shows how contraception can become an economic issue, helping women get education and hold jobs.
Ha ha, I'd never think those things of course. Plus, The Jetsons turn 50 and the most brutal television deaths.
OK, "blow your mind" is maybe a trifle strong, but let's talk about The Baby-Sitters Club!
Animal Collective has some pretty ridiculous imagery in their videos. With friends like this, who needs drugs?
Adviser says internal polling says the race is much tighter than the public polls suggests. "We are, by any stretch, within the margin of error in Ohio," says Beeson.
Because he's allegedly never had sex! Get it? Get it?
So cute, yet so miserable. Seriously, someone tell Kim her cat Mercy is a living being, NOT an accessory!
Check out this pack of Walter Lights. More deadly than the average smoke.
I don't know why this is funny, it just IS.
It's for the movie The Angriest Man In Brooklyn so, job well done Robin!
With the help of the Angel of Death and the American Bald Eagle.
Kim Kardashian does. Is anyone else concerned about her circulation?
Last month, two 19-year-olds created a Facebook page devoted to mocking "12-year-old sluts." It's sparked multiple protests, but Facebook says they won't take it down.
The world is running out of pork and bacon, according to the Britain's National Pig Association. The signs were always there.
They were my favorite band when I was a teenager. But when I reassessed their songs as an adult, I didn't love what I heard.
And instructions on how to make your own attempts. Warning: You will create an abomination.
Use our rubbable GIF to see if you have the judgement and skill to be a replacement ref!
Damn you, puppyrazzy for being so God damn demanding.
Cool Taz shirt, Leo. Also featured: Gene Shalit and Wolfgang Puck.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN???
His style has evolved, but his face remains the same. Lookin' good Will!
"I don't believe it for a minute," he says at NBC's education forum. He adds a reminder: "I know something about polls."
If you rearrange a couple plot points these movies become remarkably similar. You know, except for the glaringly obvious fact that Jack dies at the end. Um, spoiler alert?
The framing seems slightly different.
The President said the teachers unions weren't slowing the pace of reform and accused Mitt Romney of "teacher-bashing" on the Today Show this morning. In 1999, President Obama said at a forum at Carleton College that the Chicago Teachers Union was being a "barrier to change." Also In 1998, the President said the Chicago public schools were not a model of good policy making.
The strategy to keep hitting Warren on her questionable Native American ancestry may have gone a bit far.
A wondrous and terrifying descent into the bowels of the Earth. Geoff Mackley, Bradley Ambrose, Nathan Berg became the first people to pull off this feat.
That's one way to try and sneak into Spain. Plus, Conan doesn't get Resident Evil and Nate Phelps want to reverse his father's legacy.
Without any pants. I say fab.
"Pipes in halls are not meant to handle semen." The back-to-school prank strikes again.
Just one of those weird things you find on the internet. This particular pair was auctioned off for charity in 2008.
"Bye bye Golden Dawn." (Updated)
"Don't worry about it," they said. "Google will probably just let you download a maps app," they said. "Everything will be fine," they said. "Actually, haha, wait," he said.
Could soon be the most retweeted message of all time. He was responding to this now infamous call from last night's Seahawks/Packers game.
Madge the conspiracy theorist?
I'm not telling you to start panicking. BUT THIS IS HOW THE WORLD ENDS.
No wonder she seems so pure.
These depression-era kids didn't let their problems keep them down.
It's for a movie, but these photos should still be celebrated, no?
You heard me, I said SKORT.
Everything can be knitted. A leotard, that deer head on your wall — it's all fair game (pun most definitely intended) this fall.
Any time the Lingerie Football League can land a solid jab on the NFL something is seriously wrong.
Even the Packers players themselves went off on the social media service. Fines be damned!
Tonight's Monday Night Football game is going to go down in history, but not for a good reason.
She just can't be tamed.
A 1979 newspaper column adds a layer to an unresolved 2008 curiousity. Obama's once-alleged benefactor, Khalid al-Mansour, denies that a scholarship fund existed, or had any connection to Obama.
"The dream metric is how many people saw your tweet," says Ev Williams. Twitter's own Klout?