September 21, 2012
The ultimate showdown: Lady Gaga vs. a Minnie Mouse umbrella.
WARNING: this song is extremely catchy.
The film claiming President Obama's true father is a Chicago Communist is being distributed for free all over the country.
Chinese hospitals just got sexier? Also, Jessica Simpson is back in Daisy Dukes and 15 stupid lawsuits.
An ode to the coolest jacket (with a built in fanny pack!) that's ever existed.
In today's episode of Louie Gohmert Opens His Mouth On The House Floor...
Tomorrow is the official start of fall. Plan your night accordingly.
As Romney stepped up his attack on the President on China, his blind trust sold stock.
A mostly unsuccessful effort to make this cat hold a coin. Inexplicably calming and hypnotic. Cats are pretty.
"What manner of underpants does Batman wear?"
Gone, but not forgotten.
An early team-up for two of cinema's manliest actors. Plus, depression... European style!
Maybe he just thinks she looks better without glasses?
Look, there's no point in even reading this text just click the darn link and get your Friday afternoon jam on (Via The Matt Smith).
"I don’t think there’s any way on the face of the Earth Mitt Romney wins." The minority leader laughs.
Romney's doctor at Mass General writes glowingly of his "reserves of strength, energy and stamina."
Because, why wouldn't you?
She looks THE SAME!
Chuck Jones, the director of many Looney Tunes cartoons, would have celebrated his 100th birthday today. Let's celebrate this pioneer of animation with the some animated gifs.
Sensitive female singer + deft color manipulation = STONE COLD TESTOSTERONE EXPLOSION!!! Watch until at least 1:40, but don't skip ahead.
Damn Nature, you pretty. Also, honest tv show names and Super Mario on the bagpipes on a unicycle.
They met in 1953, were cast together in "The Long Hot Summer" in 1957, married in 1958, and remained blissfully happy together for 50 years, celebrating their golden anniversary just months before Paul's death in 2008. Here, in photographs, one of the most beautiful marriages the world has had the pleasure to witness.
Facebook, which has always officially required real names, has been asking users to rat out alias-using friends. It's an efficient method, I guess, but paternal and more than a little creepy.
This is basically my greatest childhood fantasy, realized.
Sir Charles thinks Tiger is too soft.
Well, this was extremely well put, even if it is technically a run-on sentence.
That's okay. At least we'll die happy.
Oh, the miracle of life. You always get me.
Lauren, Erin, and Katie are mermaids living in Florida.
No one was injured, thank Psy.
The movement has fizzled to the ground, but it’s a perfect foil. “A very large movement and a very well-organized movement,” says Breitbart’s Bannon.
All morning, California has stood on the roof, waiting for the shuttle (strapped to a 747) to fly over. But most of the action appeared to be on #spottheshuttle.
The crowd starts cracking up at an unintentional euphemism, then the Bidens themselves can't stop laughing. Looks like John Hamm has competition.
Today, Peggy Noonan was the latest victim of the Romney surrogate's favorite cable-news dis.
It's just about that time of year again, and tights are undeniably the easiest way to update a boring wardrobe. The range of artistic expression on hosiery has come a long, long way.
Sit down and shut up: I'm going to put my face inches from yours and scream "SMALL SAMPLE SIZE" at you until you cry.
The How I Met Your Mother star and director of the new movie Liberal Arts says: "It's almost like being an adult and something you didn't like as a kid, like Brussels sprouts of coffee, you suddenly taste it in a different way."
Speaking at the AARP in New Orleans, the Republican vice presidential candidate was loudly booed by the crowd when he said he would repeal ObamaCare to strengthen Medicare. "I had feeling there would be mixed reactions," Ryan said.
*Legend coming through* Britney Spears continued to prove she is the only reason the X-Factor is worth watching.
"i cant take it no more im done bro." The hostage situation ended peacefully Friday afternoon after nearly six hours.
Summer may have a sexy reputation, but the holiday season could boost your sex drive too.
Yes but sparingly.
Beer + Ginger Beer = Exactly what you want to drink a million of on a fading summer afternoon.
They've grown up into the kind of adults their fake parents would be proud of.
Amateur and professional boopers alike look at these great moments in booping with awe and reverence. If you are interested in getting in on the booping scene, THIS is where you need to start.
Okay so a lot are missing, but this video from ESPN Unite is pretty tremendous if just for the Notre Dame bit.
A big backpack? A tiny purse? Upload a photo below of whatever you're currently using to tote your stuff around.
The comedian and Parks and Rec star has some serious explaining to do.
The man who played the Zack Morris on Saved By The Bell was just as stylin' off the set.
Temporarily, at least. NOOOOOO, WHY?!?!?, etc.
The Speaker says Ohio Governor John Kasich's success puts the Romney campaign at a disadvantage in the crucial swing state.
In 1976, a then-17 year old Steve Morrissey wrote a review to Melody Maker of the Ramones. Spoiler alert: he hated them.
John Stamos's pick for Uncle Jesse? JAMES FRANCO.
According to author Seth Rosenfeld, the most innovative part of the 20th century FBI was not its technology but its bureaucracy.
It's her triumphant return to acting. Or is it?
Nicki Minaj got the headlines for saying she'd be "voting for Mitt Romney," but another track on Lil Wayne's Dedication 4 ridicules the GOP candidate, too. "Nigga call me Mitch Romney!"
Yes, this is real life.
This 1988 commercial, featuring the worst combover in history, is a classic.
Celebrities (Gwyneth! Cameron!) each paid $15,000 to eat (or look at) salmon, and be in the company of fashion designer Tom Ford.
But mooooo-ooooom, I'm hungry. Plus, the best time to fall in love and amazing vacation that might kill you.
Imagine if they exchanged powergloves instead of rings? Another in a long tradition of geeky invites.
From Thursday night's politics special, here's Mitt Romney at McDonald's and singing in the shower.
Amazingly, this happens every time there's a big new release. It's like the nerdy gusto of Mars Curiosity's landing team, but with a corporate mandate. (Again, they're required to do this, so don't judge them too harshly.)
Shelbies were short-lived spinoffs of the Furby released in 2001. Two words: bearded clam.
Stinky brown butter Rice Krispy treat? Where are the homemade preserves?!
Because, even though he wears magic underwear, he did invent Obamacare.
He became a dad on Tuesday and uploaded a photo of him and his little girl Teddy. Too cute. TOO. CUTE.
A study finds male genitalia are shrinking because of environmental factors. Limbaugh says it has to be the "feminazis" and "chickification."
He practices water conservation and reuse, and other ecologically vital household work.
They don't make 'em like they used to.
His Objectivist past, in a 2005 recording. Medicare and Social Security a "socialist-based system," Pelosi and Kennedy "collectivist, class warfare-breathing demagogues."
Facebook's Manager of Media Partnerships says user feedback drove the decision.
Brown goes to back to the Cherokee issue in the first Massachusetts Senate debate. Both candidates drove their messages hard.