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September 21, 2012

BUZZNET Exclusive: All Time Faux Lookalike Contest Enter To Win Photo

Want to see ALL TIME LOW VIP-style on The Rock Show at the End of the World Tour? Find or become Alex, Jack, Rian, or Zack’s Doppleganger! May the greatest, funniest, wittiest rendition win! How to Enter: Submit a photo of yourself or a friend that …

Who Wore It Better: Lady Gaga Edition

The ultimate showdown: Lady Gaga vs. a Minnie Mouse umbrella.

Michael Jackson's Unreleased Anti-Abortion Song

WARNING: this song is extremely catchy.

Anti-Obama Movie Mailed To 1 Million Ohioians

The film claiming President Obama's true father is a Chicago Communist is being distributed for free all over the country.

Guess What This Device Is And Other Weekend Links

Chinese hospitals just got sexier? Also, Jessica Simpson is back in Daisy Dukes and 15 stupid lawsuits.

The Best Word Ever

The latest viral buzz from kottke.org

The New NFL Referees Are Really Terrible @ TeamCoco.com

Official site of Team Coco & Conan O'Brien - watch Conan full episodes, get the latest news about Conan on TBS, watch Conan videos, Conan on the intertubes, fan sneak peeks, plus sundry worthless hilarity.

25 Reasons Starter Jackets Were The Coolest Things That Ever Existed

An ode to the coolest jacket (with a built in fanny pack!) that's ever existed.

Lady Gaga: "I Gained, Like, 25 Pounds"

These pictures explained and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

Congressman Accuses Barack Obama Creating A New Ottoman Empire

In today's episode of Louie Gohmert Opens His Mouth On The House Floor...

22 Ice Cream Treats To Celebrate The Last Day Of Summer

Tomorrow is the official start of fall. Plan your night accordingly.

Romney Dumped Shares In Chinese Video Giant That Was Piracy Haven

As Romney stepped up his attack on the President on China, his blind trust sold stock.

Cat, Have A Coin

A mostly unsuccessful effort to make this cat hold a coin. Inexplicably calming and hypnotic. Cats are pretty.

15 Questions People Have Asked About Their Underwear

"What manner of underpants does Batman wear?"

Baby Names State-By-State

It's one of the hardest decisions you'll ever make: what to name your baby. See what most moms and dads pick across the country with this state-...

The Manliest Manly Men Movie On Netflix

An early team-up for two of cinema's manliest actors. Plus, depression... European style!

This Cat Is A Jerk And Is Also The Cutest

Maybe he just thinks she looks better without glasses?

'Call Me Maybe' Mashed Up With R Kelly's 'Ignition (Remix)'

Look, there's no point in even reading this text just click the darn link and get your Friday afternoon jam on (Via The Matt Smith).

53 Reasons To Go Batshit Over The Birth Of Bill Murray

Everyone's favorite actor turns 62 years old today. Lets take a moment and remember why he's so damn awesome.

Nancy Pelosi: Mitt Romney Has No Chance Of Being President

"I don’t think there’s any way on the face of the Earth Mitt Romney wins." The minority leader laughs.

14 Of The Year's Most Amazing Space Photos

Whoa. The Royal Observatory has released its annual astronomy photography awards. Here are some of the amazing honorees.

Mitt Romney's Doctor Is Obsessed With Him

Romney's doctor at Mass General writes glowingly of his "reserves of strength, energy and stamina."

Heather Locklear Does Not Age

She looks THE SAME!

27 Looney Tunes GIFs In Honor Of Chuck Jones' 100th Birthday

Chuck Jones, the director of many Looney Tunes cartoons, would have celebrated his 100th birthday today. Let's celebrate this pioneer of animation with the some animated gifs.

The Most Scientifically Perfect Football Hype Video Ever Made

Sensitive female singer + deft color manipulation = STONE COLD TESTOSTERONE EXPLOSION!!! Watch until at least 1:40, but don't skip ahead.

Litlanesfoss Waterfall Looks Unreal And Other Links

Damn Nature, you pretty. Also, honest tv show names and Super Mario on the bagpipes on a unicycle.

Paul Newman And Joanne Woodward's Lifetime Of Love, In Pictures

They met in 1953, were cast together in "The Long Hot Summer" in 1957, married in 1958, and remained blissfully happy together for 50 years, celebrating their golden anniversary just months before Paul's death in 2008. Here, in photographs, one of the most beautiful marriages the world has had the pleasure to witness.

Nobody Likes A Snitch, Especially On Facebook

Facebook, which has always officially required real names, has been asking users to rat out alias-using friends. It's an efficient method, I guess, but paternal and more than a little creepy.

Not Your Parents' Book Club

This is basically my greatest childhood fantasy, realized.

The Sweetest Note Ever Sent To A Veterinarian

Well, this was extremely well put, even if it is technically a run-on sentence.

7 Desserts That Are Trying To Kill You

That's okay. At least we'll die happy.

Dolphin Birth!

Oh, the miracle of life. You always get me.

Meet 3 Real Life Mermaids

Lauren, Erin, and Katie are mermaids living in Florida.

"Gangnam Style" Dance-Off Ends In Shoot-Off

No one was injured, thank Psy.

Occupy Lives On — In The Conservative Imagination

The movement has fizzled to the ground, but it’s a perfect foil. “A very large movement and a very well-organized movement,” says Breitbart’s Bannon.

Space Shuttle Endeavour Flies Over California, Twitter

All morning, California has stood on the roof, waiting for the shuttle (strapped to a 747) to fly over. But most of the action appeared to be on #spottheshuttle.

Jill Biden Inadvertently Makes A Really Long Penis Joke

The crowd starts cracking up at an unintentional euphemism, then the Bidens themselves can't stop laughing. Looks like John Hamm has competition.

John Sununu Probably Wouldn't Hire You To Do Anything

Today, Peggy Noonan was the latest victim of the Romney surrogate's favorite cable-news dis.

39 Pairs Of Statement Tights Just In Time For Fall

It's just about that time of year again, and tights are undeniably the easiest way to update a boring wardrobe. The range of artistic expression on hosiery has come a long, long way.

The Dos And Don'ts Of Week 3 Fantasy Football

Sit down and shut up: I'm going to put my face inches from yours and scream "SMALL SAMPLE SIZE" at you until you cry.

NBA Players Paired Up With Doppelgangers In Popular Tumblr Meme

The site NBA Doppelgangers humorously pairs NBA players with their celebrity lookalikes.

Why Josh Radnor Loves Classical Music

The How I Met Your Mother star and director of the new movie Liberal Arts says: "It's almost like being an adult and something you didn't like as a kid, like Brussels sprouts of coffee, you suddenly taste it in a different way."

Martha Stewart's Glittery Leggings: Fab Or Drab?

She also attended the New York City Ballet Fall Gala, but perhaps should have stayed home. (Sorry, Martha, but that look is pretty drab to me!)

AARP Boos Paul Ryan When He Says He Will Repeal ObamaCare

Speaking at the AARP in New Orleans, the Republican vice presidential candidate was loudly booed by the crowd when he said he would repeal ObamaCare to strengthen Medicare. "I had feeling there would be mixed reactions," Ryan said.

The Ultimate Tribute To Britney Spears' Second Week On X-Factor

*Legend coming through* Britney Spears continued to prove she is the only reason the X-Factor is worth watching.

Man Updates Facebook While Holding A Hostage In Pittsburgh

"i cant take it no more im done bro." The hostage situation ended peacefully Friday afternoon after nearly six hours.

7 Ways The Coming Winter Could Affect Your Sex Life

Summer may have a sexy reputation, but the holiday season could boost your sex drive too.

The Easiest End-Of-Summer "Cocktail" You'll Ever Make

Beer + Ginger Beer = Exactly what you want to drink a million of on a fading summer afternoon.

12 Former Child Actors You Don't Have To Worry About

They've grown up into the kind of adults their fake parents would be proud of.

26 Boops That Shook The World

Amateur and professional boopers alike look at these great moments in booping with awe and reverence. If you are interested in getting in on the booping scene, THIS is where you need to start.

Jimmy Page Looks Just Like Karl Lagerfeld Now

The resemblance is uncanny.

Every (Major) College Football Fan In 53 Seconds

Okay so a lot are missing, but this video from ESPN Unite is pretty tremendous if just for the Notre Dame bit.

Show Us The Bag You're Carrying Today

A big backpack? A tiny purse? Upload a photo below of whatever you're currently using to tote your stuff around.

Ben Schwartz Looks Exactly Like Leon Trotsky

The comedian and Parks and Rec star has some serious explaining to do.

Mark Paul Gosselaar: Champion Of '90s Style

The man who played the Zack Morris on Saved By The Bell was just as stylin' off the set.

LMFAO Has Split Up

Temporarily, at least. NOOOOOO, WHY?!?!?, etc.

Stephen King Stories Starring Superheroes

And one super villain. When Comic Book Resources put out the challenge to add comic characters to classic King stories, the results were spot on.

Boehner Ties Romney's Ohio Woes To State's Low Unemployment

The Speaker says Ohio Governor John Kasich's success puts the Romney campaign at a disadvantage in the crucial swing state.

Teenage Morrissey's Scathing Review Of The Ramones

In 1976, a then-17 year old Steve Morrissey wrote a review to Melody Maker of the Ramones. Spoiler alert: he hated them.

24 Classic Pop Songs That Peaked At Number Two

Madonna, Springsteen, Prince, Lady Gaga, Dr. Dre and more were robbed. Seriously, some of this is just galling.

Who Would You Cast In A Full House Remake?

John Stamos's pick for Uncle Jesse? JAMES FRANCO.

What It Was Like To Be Spied On Before The Internet

According to author Seth Rosenfeld, the most innovative part of the 20th century FBI was not its technology but its bureaucracy.

11 Classic Lindsay Lohan Faces To Look Forward To Seeing In "Liz & Dick"

It's her triumphant return to acting. Or is it?

Lil Wayne Mocks Mitt Romney In New Song

Nicki Minaj got the headlines for saying she'd be "voting for Mitt Romney," but another track on Lil Wayne's Dedication 4 ridicules the GOP candidate, too. "Nigga call me Mitch Romney!"

One Of The Top Ads Of The Last 50 Years

This 1988 commercial, featuring the worst combover in history, is a classic.

What Happened At Anna Wintour's Glamorous Fundraiser For Obama

Celebrities (Gwyneth! Cameron!) each paid $15,000 to eat (or look at) salmon, and be in the company of fashion designer Tom Ford.

Mommy Bear Won't Share Tops The Morning Links

But mooooo-ooooom, I'm hungry. Plus, the best time to fall in love and amazing vacation that might kill you.

Amy Poehler Singing Karaoke With Ellen

Another reason why Amy Poehler is the best. She may not know any of the lyrics to "Bad Romance" (WTF?), but her version stands up on its own. A+.

Check Out This Adorable Retro Nintendo Wedding Invite

Imagine if they exchanged powergloves instead of rings? Another in a long tradition of geeky invites.

‘Obscene And Arrogant’: Bernie Sanders Reacts To Mitt Romney’s 47 Percent Comments

Referring to how retired people living off Social Security are among that 47 percent, Sanders says that “[Romney] is lecturing working-class people who have spent their entire lives working, taking personal responsibility for raising their kids, str…

"Saturday Night Live" Goes To Town On Mitt Romney's Leaked Video

From Thursday night's politics special, here's Mitt Romney at McDonald's and singing in the shower.

One Town, Two Newspapers: Will The Real Digital Innovators Please Stand Up?

Another day, another newspaper bankruptcy. This time it was the Journal Register national chain, home to eighteen small dailies including the New Haven Register, and now operating under the seemingly sexier-sounding name of Digital First Media. That…

Apple Employees Freaking Out Over Release Of iPhone 5

Amazingly, this happens every time there's a big new release. It's like the nerdy gusto of Mars Curiosity's landing team, but with a corporate mandate. (Again, they're required to do this, so don't judge them too harshly.)

Shelby: Furby's Freak Of Nature Wayward Cousin

Shelbies were short-lived spinoffs of the Furby released in 2001. Two words: bearded clam.

Of Course The Brooklyn Nets Are Going To Have Hipster Concession Stands

Stinky brown butter Rice Krispy treat? Where are the homemade preserves?!

Homer Votes For Mitt Romney

Because, even though he wears magic underwear, he did invent Obamacare.

Robbie Williams Is Officialy A DILF

He became a dad on Tuesday and uploaded a photo of him and his little girl Teddy. Too cute. TOO. CUTE.

Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson Getting Back Together?

Sources say Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are meeting up in secret.

Just A Few Of The Job Openings At Apple Right Now

iOS maps can use all the help they can get. It's worth noting, though, that Google has about 7000 people working on its maps at any given time.

Rush Limbaugh: Male Genitalia Are Shrinking Because Of "Feminazis"

A study finds male genitalia are shrinking because of environmental factors. Limbaugh says it has to be the "feminazis" and "chickification."

Meet Norman, The Eco-Warrior Cat

He practices water conservation and reuse, and other ecologically vital household work.

Keeping The Classic Sound Alive: An Interview With Yuzo Koshiro From 1UP.com

or kids who grew up owning Nintendo consoles, "Hip Tanaka" was likely the first name they ever put to a video game soundtrack. But those who grew up on Sega or NEC systems probably had a different muse: Freelance composer Yuzo Koshiro. A talented, v…

19 Graphically Advanced Bedspreads Of The '80s And '90s

They don't make 'em like they used to.

Paul Ryan's Ayn Rand Moment

His Objectivist past, in a 2005 recording. Medicare and Social Security a "socialist-based system," Pelosi and Kennedy "collectivist, class warfare-breathing demagogues."

The Best "Dark Knight"-Quoting K-Pop Jam You'll Hear Today

South Korean rapper G-DRAGON is kinda like an effeminate Eminem, and his new song is called "CRAYON." As in, "get your cray on."

James Bond Skyfall International Trailer, Starring Daniel Craig

With Skyfall hitting the US November 9th (October 22nd if you’re in London or Belgrade), MGM has released a new international trailer. What’s an international trailer, you ask? Well, it’s like a regular trailer, but with ASIAN WRITING on it. WHOOOOA…

On Singing Lionel Richie's 'All Night Long' All Night Long

"Once you get started, you can't sit down": Web duo Rhett & Link takes Lionel Richie literally.

The 10 People You'll Stand In Line With For The iPhone 5 @ TeamCoco.com

Official site of Team Coco & Conan O'Brien - watch Conan full episodes, get the latest news about Conan on TBS, watch Conan videos, Conan on the intertubes, fan sneak peeks, plus sundry worthless hilarity.

Sports On TV: The Brady Bunch's 20 Greatest Sports Moments

This week's Sports On TV column features the 20 greatest sports moments from the classic 1969-1974 sitcom 'The Brady Bunch'. Oh, my nose!

Facebook Pulling Back On Frictionless Sharing Apps

Facebook's Manager of Media Partnerships says user feedback drove the decision.

Lady Gaga Weight Gain: Star Covers Up In Long Sleeved Dress After Piling On 30lbs

The 26-year-old singer covered up her new curves in a long sleeved white coat as she left her hotel in Amsterdam on Wednesday night.

The Smoking Jacket

The latest viral buzz from thesmokingjacket.com

Romney Campaign Paid $7K To Swiss Air

New FEC filings show the Romney campaign paid Swiss Air, a Swiss airline company, $7,782.00 for air travel on August 16th. The Republican presidential candidate is often criticized by Democrats for keeping money offshore in a Swiss bank account.

1000 Years Of War In 5 Minutes

This is a time lapse world map showing all the battles that have occurred in the past 1000 years. Worth sitting through the whole thing to see Europe go absolutely bonkers in the late 1930s.

Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis Put On A VERY Public Display Of Affection In Central Park

The couple proudly held hands and kissed in New York City today, putting on a very public display of affection without a hint of worry about who might see them.

Gallup Poll Shows Mitt Romney CLOSING To Just One Point Behind Barack Obama

Mitt Romney's presidential bid has been gleefully portrayed as doomed after a series of supposed stumbles that have delighted Democrats. Voters, however, apparently view things rather differently.

Lindsay Lohan's Liz & Dick Poster, As Elizabeth Taylor

Just in time for her latest arrest, Lifetime (via People) has released a poster of Lindsay Lohan in Liz and Dick, her biopic TV movie about Elizabeth Taylor starring the absent Grant Bowler as the titular Dick. Ha, “titular dick.” Just the way your …

Scott Brown Opens First Debate With Native American Attack On Elizabeth Warren

Brown goes to back to the Cherokee issue in the first Massachusetts Senate debate. Both candidates drove their messages hard.

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