September 24, 2012
For the "Dark Knight Rises" star's opening monologue, Gordon-Levitt did his best Channing Tatum impression, spoofing a striptease from this summer's ode to the male form, "Magic Mike."
Speaking of movies doomed by association from the start, here’s Hugh Jackman (more like HUGE JACKEDMAN, AMIRIGHT) in the first publicity still from The Wolverine Saga: Retracting Knives Part 2 or whatever it’s called. 2009′s X-Men Origins: Wolverine…
The main job of a first lady is to pose for pictures with random objects. At least that what it seems like.
"Trying to make sense of New York Fashion Week is like trying to make sense of a party at Charlie Sheen's house: tons of beautiful women, lasts for days, and it's a miracle that no one died."
Skin-tight getups are a mainstay of pop fashion, from Britney and Beyoncé to Lady Gaga and...uh, Marilyn Manson.
Homeland just cleaned up at the Emmy's. Here's a list of some random things for new fans to know before they delve in and watch all of season one.
Words in sentences go here. How to write-up? Higher brain capabilities malfunctioning. (NSFW)
Christina Aguilera is leaving The Voice next season, but doesn't plan on being away for too long. The pop star is taking a break from coaching the talent competition to promote her new album, Lotus. (She and Cee Lo Green will be temporarily replaced…
Just in case you've been wondering, Lana Del Rey revealed what her vagina tastes like in a new song.
There are highlights, and then there are these moments.
Who says art has to mean anything, or require any creativity whatsoever? Here are some cheap, simple ideas to decorate an otherwise boring wall.
She may or may not be, but pictures of her "baby bump" are making the rounds. That and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Mitt Romney is doing poorly in the polls and is being written off by political pundits. In response, the Romney camp is doing one thing: Taking President Obama’s words out of context, deceptively editing him and hoping no one notices.
(Burnsy here. The other day, me and the fellas were chatting around the UPROXX whiskey fountain, and we decided that Sports Illustrated and Deadspin are on to something. Last week, SI – for no reason other than passing out some cyber ass slaps – lau…
Saturday's competition in Budapest proved that the sexy exercise can also be a real — albeit unclothed — sport. (Safe for work.)
Cristiano Ronaldo's in the dark, Jonjo Shelvey has a great name, and John Terry's quitting.
From the director of Clueless comes a new breed of vampire movie. Sigourney Weaver as an undead? Sold.
I beg to differ: the smell Down Under your pants after consuming one of these will be quite worrisome.
Humans (and robots) need love even in space. Plus, busting the "myths" on religion and weird things done in the name of charity.
Artists, take note: This is why God gave us animated GIFs.
B.O. and Joe, Mittens and Rye. It's like they were meant for each other.
I went to Oktoberfest and lived to tell the tale. It's not all about beer, but mostly it is.
Back in 2007, the Dallas Cowboys placed a winning bid on the Cowboys.com domain name, but never actually handed over the 275K they’d bid “due to an internal miscommunication”. Given the timeframe I’m gonna guess the internal miscommunication was “s…
The grunge band debuted 20 years ago this week, but it took a while for them to find their voice.
The company claims that newly-posted messages from before 2009 are not private. This may be true but people are still freaked out.
Do men really just want to ejaculate on women's faces? Or does the way we talk about the practice overstate the reality — and cause problems in the bedroom?
Before the man was rescued, this Instagram was amazingly snapped of a NYPD officer talking him down.
In an interview on 60 Minutes, Mitt Romney cited the emergency room as an option for the uninsured. While making the pitch for his health care plan previously, Romney often cited the use of emergency rooms by the uninsured as a primary reason for the need of an individual mandate.
Dana Adam Shapiro says talking to people about their divorces actually made him more optimistic about marriage — but he still thinks truly happy ones are in the minority.
They are, however, planning to protest the "fascist dictator," movement activist says.
You're probably not going to listen to your old tapes, so you may as well make stuff out of them.
The beach volleyball player says she was five weeks along when she won her third gold medal.
The senior Obama campaign advisor, who ducked a question on having a discussion on Social Security this morning, saying “this is not the time" wanted to discuss the issue on Fox News in 2005. Axelrod also hit Bush for adding three trillion dollars to the national debt, calling it "madness" and "massive."
Do they use weird shorthand? Post chain letters? Embarrass you in front of your friends? Vent it out here. This is a safe space.
Dean Chambers, founder of unskewedpolls.com, has reweighted national polling data based on Rasmussen partisan trends. His results give Romney a wide lead.
Seriously.. I needed this Vegas trip! I had such an amazing time with Lauren, Demi & Matthew these past few days.. I don't remember the last time I laughed as much as I did on our Vegas trip! From watching Green Day at the I Heart Radio Music Festiv…
Okaaaay then. Watch what Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told Piers Morgan about his views on homosexuality.
We already know that Flavor Flav mistook her for Gwen Stefani, but should Gwen take that at a compliment or not?
Comics Alliance senior writer Chris Sims stops by With Leather to talk Sheamus, CM Punk, Alberto Del Rio and WWE storytelling.
“According to Franco and O’Keefe, the motivation behind Daddy is to push beyond the sonic space of music into the surrounding ecology. Daddy investigates the territories of film/video, installation, and performance while simultaneously exploring the…
Upload a picture of yourself (or use one of the cats or dogs provided) and see what you can create with her leather overalls corset get-up thing.
As the State Department's story about what happened in Benghazi crumbles, Clinton's personal spokesperson, Philippe Reines, loses his temper. "Have a good day. And by good day I mean Fuck Off."
Well this is nice. Maine will vote on gay marriage again in November.
That's one way to put the spark back in the bedroom. Rather than regulating lingerie to the back of the drawer, why not display it?
F. Scott Fitzgerald, author of The Great Gatsby, was born on this date in 1896. In his famously romantic honor, then, here's the top single from Korean boy band 2AM's EP F. Scott Fitzgerald's Way Of Love. Get ready to FEEL.
Gee, that's odd. Looks Holmes got some facial work done, especially his eyes, lips,and his nose to a smaller degree to make him look more like the guy that the
That said, I take fantasy football way too seriously sometimes. Everyone does. But a friend forwarded me an email yesterday morning (from a friend of a friend of a friend) and I believe that we have found THE person who takes fantasy football way to…
It looks as though an artist stopped her on the sidewalk to give her a painting?
But they still need cash! A not-so-subtle effort to mobilize Republican donors on the sidelines.
He was a serious model who appeared in spreads for big names like Guess, Nautica and Versace. So, who's excited for the return of The Vampire Diaries?
Unrest at the notorious factory where Apple manufactures many of its products injures 40 employees, reportedly stems from security guards beating a worker.
January Jones finally nailed it, Heidi Klum miraculously looked slightly dowdy, and Sofia Vergara finally took her preferred mermaid look one step too far.
And yet he only missed one play. Can you say "badass"?
“Do we see sometimes us going overboard in our campaign. Are there mistakes that are made, areas where there is no doubt somebody could dispute how we are presenting things? You know, that happens in politics.”
After his gleaming moment with Bob Barker, everything seems less exciting.
What would John Romaniello do? Well, here's a pretty exhaustive list.
With $140,000 to a prominent Sacramento law firm and a steady drumbeat of state ($64,000 to state senatorial candidates) and federal campaign contributions (over $8 million), Google pushed for a bill that could have been controversial â€” to let their robot cars onto the freeways of California. But because of their spending (and their savvy), the bill sailed through the state's senate and awaits approval from the governor. Go read the whole story; Zusha Elinson from The Bay Citizen got some choice quotes from politicos about what it looks like for tech money to flex its political power.
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His pre-school son now has serious bragging rights. Plus, the youngest fashionista on the street style circuit and dirty Mother Nature.
In this classic 1964 presidential ad, Lyndon Johnson, running for his first full term as president against Republican Barry Goldwater revived comments by George Romney that nominating Barry Goldwater was "suicidal destruction."
And sadly this is among the least wasteful things anyone associated with the Knicks has done in years.
She says the guy who runs the jail is a "cool dude," but threatens to bust the "other four guys" who said and did unspecified creepy things thinking she couldn't see or hear them. (via Grantland)
Let's take a look at the most visually stimulating moments of last night.
Does have some good moves, though.
The opening parade of the two-week German beer festival featured lots of impressive headwear. (And, of course, lederhosen.)
Mitt Romney has seized on comments that President Obama said at town hall last week that a lesson he learned as President was "you can't change Washington from the inside." At a 2009 forum, White House senior advisor David Plouffe argued Obama would work with Congress on issues to change Washington from the inside out.
It was—far and away—the number one entry in a competition to create the next cover for the Russian edition of IKEA's catalog. Another big company gets burned by crowdsourcing creative work.
The Wisconsin Congressman is on the ballot for reelection in Wisconsin's 1st Congressional District as well.
At a speech at the AARP, Republican vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan said the word "voucher" was "a poll tested word designed to scare today's seniors." Ryan added "nobody is proposing" a voucher. But Ryan previously embraced using the word, as these two videos from 2009 and 2010 show as well. A a search of the candidates House website also shows he has articles on his website describing his current plan a voucher system.
Check out Kwayzar's new music video for "I Can Still Do It." Then try and get the image of your grandpa having sex out of your mind.
He may have lost to Aaron Paul last night, but he wins in our hearts.
Democrats often hit Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney for having an offshore bank account in the Cayman Islands. In 2010, during a speech to the Chamber of Commerce, his running mate Paul Ryan called the Cayman Islands "the place you hide your money" while making a push for changing the corporate income tax to make America more competitive.
I've said it once and I'll say it again: Tom Hanks is really cool.
Apple sold about five million iPhones over the weekend, which is a < a href="http://arstechnica.com/apple/2012/09/iphone-5-sales-top-5-million-during-launch-weekend/>new record despite falling short of analysts' estimates. Meanwhile, Foxconn, Apple's controversial manufacturing partner, was forced to shut down a factory in Taiyuan after 2,000 workers were "involved in a brawl at a company dormitory."
"In my high-school health class they taught us that women pee through the clitoris."
The Piano Man symbolized everything I hated about living on Long Island – until his music itself won me over.
Billie Joe Armstrong has checked into rehab following a major onstage meltdown. While performing at the iHeartRadio Festival on Friday night in Las Vegas, the Green Day frontman launched into an expletive-laden tirade, then smashed his guitar onstag…
Mitt Romney's son, Tagg Romney, has been discovered to have engaged in a contract with a surrogate mother with the stipulations that if the child being carried
When Jon and The Daily Show won their category — for the millionth time — Stephen and Jimmy didn't take it sitting down.
Mitt Romney dabbled in Russian stocks, buying and then selling shares in a Russian gas company in advance of election season.
So now we know: his catalog of accents ranges from British to Raaaaaaandy.
He even got Josh Groban to sing a version of One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful" on the piano.
Also included: his kiss with Breaking Bad costar Giancarlo Esposito before heading to the stage to deliver his speech and the quick make-out session he had with the award in the press room.
As usual, even though she lost, Amy Poehler stole the Emmy Awards. JUST GIVE HER AN AWARD ALREADY!
When I read that there was actually (and, well, finally) a Baywatch movie in production, I unleashed a groan that shook Mother Earth to her very core. “Why, almighty Cthulhu,” I screamed while pounding my head against my desk in slow motion. Alas, I…
It's not because the games are slower and sloppier. It's not because they make mistakes. It's because players aren't being protected.