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September 28, 2012

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FIFA SOCCER 13 by EA Sports Price: $6.99 Check it out. Really take advantage of that new screen with FIFA 13 from EA Sports. It’s been optimized for the iPhone 5 and it features 30 leagues and 500 teams so you can play as Man U or one of the more …

Better Exercises For Lower Back Pain

Back-strengthening exercises for people with chronic lower-back pain often don’t work for the people who need them most. But researchers at Brigham Young University have re-designed them so that they’re easier to use – and thus, more effective.

The Most Screwed Up Romantic Movies On Netflix

Love goes wrong in a lot of ways, whether in post-war Britain, in '50s America or in a strange Canadian dreamworld. This week's Netflix Video Clerk.

18 Foods That Cut Up Your Mouth But You Eat Anyway

Your mouth is going to hurt just looking at this.

Goblin King Revealed As "The Hobbit" Toys Roll Out one ugly mug. The One Ring got a look at upcoming action figures, including some characters not yet revealed. (Warning: SPOILERS)

"Morning Joe" Mocks Romney For Something That Didn't Happen

A misleading subtitle leads to a viral clip making fun of Romney. A frustrated Scarborough defends the clip on Twitter, says he will "take note" of all those who note the mistake.

To Win In High School Football Throw The Ball Like It's A Bouquet

Tumwater's high school football team scored a crucial two point conversion with a little help from weddings everywhere.

When We Were “Seventeen”: A History In 47 Covers

By WWII, movie magazines were falling from style. To maintain readership, many publications turned from a tight focus on screen celebrities to address women's fashion more generally. It was around this time, for example, that Glamour of Hollywood dr…

Fox News Car Chase Coverage Ends In Apparent Suicide [GRAPHIC]

Fox News' coverage of a high-speed car chase through Phoenix ended tragically when the carjacker pulled off the highway, walked out into a field and shot himself in the head in an apparent suicide.

Everything You Need To Know About The Designer Drug Known As "Smiles"

Contrary to what its name suggests, this drug can be very dangerous, as evidenced by the tragic case of Sons of Anarchy actor Johnny Lewis.

Kyle MacLachlan Has Gone Completely Grey

Please adjust your lists of Silver Foxes accordingly.

Kit Kats Wrapped In Sugary Pizza Dough And Other Weekend Links

Why do you hate America, Pizza Hut? Also, wild west slang and zombie bird feeders.

Horrifying Nail Trend Alert

Here it is: the quintessential Halloween nail art. It's in 3-D.

It's Apple Cider Time!

Here's a snappy little cider drink made even crisper by your good friend: vodka.

Q&A: Why Fashion Designer Norma Kamali Thinks Objectification Is Still One Of Women's Biggest Problems

"Every woman I've asked agreed that they had been objectified," Kamali says.

Gloria Steinem: Women Didn’t Leave The Republican Party, ‘the Party Left Them’

"In the absence of knowledge of what this extremist party now stands for, and in concern about unemployment ... people vote against the person in power as punishment without seeing what they’re voting for." — Gloria Steinem

New Scary Movie 5 Still Reveals The Film's Reliance On Pop Culture

Showing Mob Wives "star" Big Ang and Real Housewives "star" Sherée Whitfield, a new Scary Movie 5 still tells us what we already know.

All The GIFs You'll Need To Express Your "Doctor Who" Feels

The mid-season finale brings with it the end of an era, as Amy and Rory Pond say their final goodbyes to the Doctor. It is a dark day, fellow Whovians.

Justin Bieber Went Vegan For A Day, Turned Into A Jerk

Not all of us are strong enough to stick out that kind of diet, Biebs. And more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

12 Kinds Of Mugshots You Can Find On Pinterest

Mugshots, from real criminals to Barbie, appear to be a bit of a pinboard favorite.

This Might Be The Worst Marriage Proposal Ever

This guy pretended the two person plane they were on was crashing, but surprise! It wasn't really, just a simple marriage proposal. I would have hit him and said "NO YOU HUGE GIGANTIC JERK. I HATE YOU NOW." But for some reason this lady said yes.

Twin Crocodiles Born From Single Egg And Other Links

They're so cute before they grow up into apex predators! Plus, the most overused words on the Internet and extreme pre-nups.

Ellen Degeneres Scares Selena Gomez Twice In One Show

I would be scared if I turned around and there was a monster with a chain saw, too.

This Schnauzer Is Super Lazy

God, Maggie, you won't even stand up for a treat? C'mon, puppy, get your priorities in order!

Death, Death And More Death At 'Grey's Anatomy'

They're dropping like flies at Grey's Anatomy (Thursdays at 9 p.m. ET on ABC). Chyler Leigh (who played Lexie) and Kim Raver (who played Teddy) were last seen in season 8's finale. And the season 9 premiere saw the departure of Eric Dane (who played…

CONAN.XXX Presents: My Friend's Hot Tiger Mom @

See what happens when nubile young Dick and a sexy Asian mom get some alone time.

Miss Bum Bum Brasil Is The World's Greatest Beauty Pageant

Held in November, the Miss Bum Bum Brasil pageant answers the questions of which woman has the best posterior in Brazil.

This Ad-Related GIF Will Haunt Your Dinners

You may already be familiar with this 1950s spaghetti ad featuring the creepy ginger boy from Hell. Well, now watch him come alive.

15 People Who Think J.K. Rowling's Racy New Book Has Ruined Their Childhood

The Harry Potter author's new book for adults, The Casual Vacancy, includes sex scenes and a lot of curse words. In other words: CHILDHOOD = RUINED.

Flopping: It's Not Just For Basketball And Soccer Anymore

Last night we witnessed what may be the most blatant flop in NFL history. Anderson Varejao would be so proud.

Tina Fey Gives Great Face To The Paparazzi

Your Fey face(s) o' the day.

What Google Can Teach Us About Women

Women should not wear pants, but can wear hats indoors, according to Google autocomplete.

Colonel Meow On Facebook

He has some... feelings... about Boo the facebook pomeranian. Like! (ICYMI: Colonel Meow)

Annie's Boobs Threw Out The First Pitch At A Padres Game

In a story that is extremely relevant to my interests, the first pitch at Thursday’s San Diego Padres/Los Angeles Dodgers game at PETCO Park was thrown out by Crystal, aka “that one monkey from everything,” aka Annie’s Boobs from ‘Community’. You m…

Bubba Watson Is A Real-Life Version Of Happy Gilmore

Which makes Rory McIlroy Shooter McGavin.

Joe Biden “Absolutely” Wanted "Everything" On The Table To Solve Entitlements In 2007

The Vice President may be hitting Paul Ryan for his entitlement reform plans now, but in 2007 he wasn't ruling anything out.

The Dirrtiest Gifs From Christina Aguilera "Your Body" Video

All she wants to do is violently beat up your body.

Inside The Planning Of A James O'Keefe "Sting"

The conservative provocateur planned a sting of SEIU in 2010 — based off information from a source of John Fund's, with Foster Friess as a potential investor. It didn't end up working out. (Updated below)

Halloween Can Never Start Too Early

Three young ladies dressed up as Warhol, Picasso and Lichtenstein paintings. Excellent.

How To Win The Supermarket Sweep

Everything you need to know in order to win The Supermarket Sweep.

Nic Cage As Tobias Funke

Apparently David Cross could be replaced.

How To Not Answer Text Messages Like A Very Angry Person

It's harder than it seems, apparently?

Robin Williams Was A Very Pretty Cheerleader

This is the Denver Broncos' cheerleading squad running out onto the field in the 1970s. Plus Robin looking lovely in the uniform.

The 25 Most Important Kitten Hugging Techniques

A hug can mean a lot of different things, especially when you're just a kitten. These fuzzy little dudes shared their innermost thoughts with us for this special look inside the hearts of kittens hugging and being hugged.

Knightmare Tower (Game Battle)

Any of you old timers remember Game Battle? No, OK, well, don't worry about it. All you need to know is that this is a super-fucking-fun launch-style game! It's Friday, and Friday is for goofing off at work and playing Flash games, so you don't even need to feel bad about it. Post a screenshot if you beat the game!

Can You Tell A Woman's Politics By Looking At Her Face?

Scientists call it the "Michelle Bachmann Effect." Test yourself below.

Princess Leia's Cocaine Addiction Preserved On Film

What, you thought Hoth was full of snow? Why would two factions fight over some useless frozen water?

Enjoy This Brief-But-Wonderful "Dr. Horrible" Reunion

This photo Felicia Day tweeted last night means we're even closer to a sequel, right?

How Virginia Turned Blue

These four stories help explain how the state came to back President Barack Obama in 2008. Will he win Virginia again in November?

Fashion At The 2012 Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party

Lots of teenagers and actors who are still in their twenties ahead. Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann, too.

Hannabeth's Photo Diary: Pitch Perfect Premiere & Vegas

From Vegas magic to Hollywood chaos, check out what I have been up to! xoxo

Refs Aside, The NFL Season Has Still Been Pretty Lame

Stars are underachieving, there aren't any great teams, and everything just seems unsettled.

This Guy Is Having A Worse Day At Work Than You

When you're having a bad day at the office, think of this guy and remember: it could be worse. You could have Method Man and Redman from the Wu-Tang clan yelling at you.

Tina Fey, Amy Poehler And Lindsay Lohan Practicing The "Kevin G. Rap" From "Mean Girls"

This short video must have been filmed during the making of Mean Girls and it's wonderful just is.

Sports On TV: The Three Stooges' 15 Greatest Sports Moments

Although they're technically theatrical shorts, most of us learned to love The Three Stooges on television, so it counts. Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

56 Adorable Ways To Decorate With Washi Tape

In case you were unaware, washi tape is decorative Japanese tape that crafters are completely OBSESSED with. It also has a magic power that makes everything it's stuck to the most adorable thing in the world.

The Greatest Moment Of The NFL Season So Far

Our long national nightmare is finally over!

Let Amy Poehler Soothe Your Anxiety

With a special appearance from Aubrey Plaza!

NBA 2K13 Unveils The Brooklyn Nets New Uniforms

And even with Jay-Z reportedly advising the design, they are super boring.

"Rugrats" Combined With "Ahh! Real Monsters"

A little bit of '90s Nickelodeon art thanks to artist Issac Bidwell.

What Rihanna Wore To Jay Z's 40/40 Club Opening

They're basically ...pajamas. Fab or drab?

80 Years Of Newsweek Covers That Explained The World

The iconic weekly magazine announced Thursday it's killing its print edition.

Why The Ryder Cup Is The One Golf Tournament You Have To Watch

All the jingoism and excitement of the Olympics, but with funnier outfits.

The Anti-Facebook Mask

Be invisible. Or, at least, fool Facebook for Halloween.

Drop Everything And Watch This Live Kitten Cam!

Animal Planet's Too Cute! and the Washington Animal Rescue League have teamed up to bring you this live, 24-hour kitten camera THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. Or at the very least vastly improve your Friday. The kittens are adoptable! Which one do you love the most?

September World Events As Facebook Statuses Tops The Morning Links

I don't know why Common Sense is even on Facebook these days. Plus, sexy Emma Watson GIFS and Conan bought a porn URL.

Allen West's New Ad Is Epic

And also brutal.

Jake Gyllenhaal Says That Nobody Ever Pronounces His Last Name Correctly

I bet they don't spell it right, either. Ah, the Swedes.

Taxpayers Foot Congressman's Hotel Bills

Rep. Denham had morning TV hits to make. Where he denounced federal spending.

The Handiest iPhone Case In The World

The ReadyCase has everything from a bottle opener to an integrated 16GB USB.

People Reacting Irrationally To A Telephone

The iPhone5 was released six days ago. Did you get one? Did you make a video about it? These are some of the people that did both of those things. Bryan Menegus is, unfortunately, a writer and comedian. He blogs here and occasionally tweets here…

Armond White: Indiana Jones/Crystal Skull Over Raiders Of Lost Ark

In honor of Armond White picking Indiana Jones/Crystal Skull over Raiders of Lost Ark, Armond's historical contrarianist meme photos.

4 Girls Arrested After Beating Mentally Challenged Woman, Uploading Video To Facebook

The Pennsylvania teenagers apparently attacked the 48-year-old woman sitting on her stoop "for fun."

Adorable Gay Wedding Proposal In Central Park

Good utilization of umbrellas. Well played. A+.

Mitt Romney's A "Pretty Darn Good" Water-Skier

In an interview with WJLA in Washington DC yesterday Mitt Romney said a thing most people don't know about him was that he is a "pretty darn good" water-skier. A 2009 NBC Sports broadcast shows we already know that, and that Romney's not lying.

Zac Efron's Adorable "Sesame Street" Appearance

Could Zac BE any more lovable? Elmo, you're cool too.

Jerry And Kramer, Together Again

And if you were wondering (and I know that you are) Jerry Seinfeld DOES bring up Michael Richards's "incident."

Apple Officially Apologizes For Ruining iPhone Maps

In an exceedingly rare apology from the company, Apple CEO Tim Cook admitted it "fell short," and even recommended alternative apps.

James Bond's Very Tight Swimming Trunks Are For Sale

Daniel Craig wore them. And now they could be yours, for just a few thousand dollars.

E. Coli Einstein And Other Works Of Bacterial Art

Artist and biologist Zachary Copfer recreates famous portraits using sterilized E.Coli bacteria.

The 12 Best Bibi And The Bomb Memes

Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu got the attention of the internet Thursday at the UN General Assembly when he pulled out a dramatic prop. (Not to be confused with Bibi-bombing.)

The New Miley Cyrus 'Do: Who Wore It Better?

Short, up and bleached. Who can pull it off the best?

Huntsman Documentary: Republicans "Disconnected From The Realities Of The World Stage"

With Obama and Romney still fighting for the "toughest on China" title, a new documentary highlights Huntsman and his ambassadorship. He thinks his party has "an overly simplistic and extreme way of looking at the world."

Peanut Butter Recall Grows To 100 Products

WASHINGTON, Sept. 28 (UPI) -- A Trader Joe's Valencia Peanut Butter recall has turned into a recall of about 100 products by Sunland Inc. containing peanuts, nuts or seeds, officials say.

DIY Nail Designs We Love!

One of the coolest nail techniques out there has to be the “water marble,” an almost Old World swirling pattern created with three shades of polish -- and a lot of patience! We’re partial to this peppy color combo, but check out Chalkboard Nails for…

Leaving For School

She's going away for school. Do you stand a fighting chance?

Bill Burr Hates Boston Mascots & Campfire Songs @

Beantown sports have gotten too touchy-feely, and Bill doesn't approve.

Why China Is Kicking Our Ass: Honey Boo Boo @

Wondering why China is kicking America's ass? Look no further.

Nobody Says Jake Gyllenhaal's Name Correctly @

Jake explains there are only two places on earth where "Gyllenhaal" gets pronounced authentically.

Vanity Fair's Hilarious Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes Photoshops

Vanity Fair is still milking the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes divorce for all the ink it’s worth, and recently put online their epic, 8,000-word piece on a woman who was once chosen as Tom Cruise’s next girlfriend, made to break up with her fiancee, and …

15 Foods That Fight Chronic Pain

The latest science suggests that changing the way we eat may ease chronic pain. Research is revealing that certain foods may reduce inflammation, block pain signals in our bodies, and increase brain chemicals that make us feel good. The best part? T…

Theres A $65 Million Reward To Turn This Gay Girl Straight

If God didn’t want Asian girls to have sex with each other, he should have thought of that before he made them so hot. Asian girls are awesome. They’re short, skinny, they have long hair and really soft skin. Obviously everyone is gonna want to ha…

What If Apple Launched iPhone 5 On Kickstarter?

If Apple launched the iPhone 5 on Kickstarter, it would have been the first $1 billion campaign: $1.7 billion in sales for a we

Barack Obama Certainly Has The Potty-mouth Vote

Dropping f-bombs to get out the votes

A Treasury Of Defacings Of Pamela Geller’s Racist Subway Ads

Looks like there's not a single one of birther loon Pamela Geller's racist billboards up in New York City that hasn't been defaced; many people promised to ensure that they wouldn't survive, and they weren't kidding around. Enjoy this heartwarming c…

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