September 20, 2012
See what the best damn pee wee football team from Urbania, Ohio is up to now.
"You can't COVER UP 61 years of success with honor." Eh?
Diana Wang sued Hearst after she finished her unpaid internship at Harper's Bazaar — and her lawsuit is going forward as a class-action. But previously unseen court documents show that her case might not be as strong as she thought.
It's okay. These little tricks will help you become the highly advanced human you've always dreamed of being.
If for some reason you don't end up finishing your Champagne, margarita, or vodka, you can use it for skin treatments and nail art. I haven't tried any of these personally but people on the internet vouch for them.
A major theme of his 2008 campaign.
He's also been offered dates, sexual acts, and drugs.
No big deal A really huge deal.
They're either the scourge of Twitter or its best feature, depending on who you ask. Now they appear to be getting phased out.
She posed for photographer Jork Weissman's new book, Asleep At The Chateau along with several other celebrities. [NSFW]
"You women are doing a lot of thinking about a lot of important things." But also grocery shopping and sweeping.
...obviously! That and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup.
Lost causes, mixed messages, and random states. At least the consultants are getting paid.
Within an hour of Obama's remarks, the president's words makes it into his opponent's stump speech. "His slogan was 'Yes we can,' his slogan now is, 'No I can't.'"
Thank you, internet.
She almost looks younger than she usually does? I guess it's worth noting that she's 18 now and can actually get plastic surgery done without the world having a fit...
I can't decide if it's awful or if it's just suffering because it's directly next to a flawless-looking Gwyenth Paltrow.
It almost makes you want to drive.
Wine coolers and Deadly Nightshade do not mix well.
Rockefeller Center wanted to showcase their new project in a human way. Plus, interchangeable celebrities and one Florida high school has lost their mind about football uniforms.
Samsung does it again in their latest perfectly-timed ad. But they're not the only advertiser trying to springboard off of the world's leading company.
In celebration of Dennis Quaid in the movie "Parent Trap." He deserves all of this.
They're by Prada so bear in mind this is the pinnacle of high fashion footwear, right here. And what Prada does, everyone copies.
At a forum hosted by Univision, the President said not getting a immigration reform plan past through Congress was his "biggest failure." The President added it was not because of lack of trying.
A nice new way to control the flow of updates from within individual Facebook apps. What I really want, though, is a total reset button. It would shut down sharing entirely, and prompt me each time an app wants to post something. It would be a great way to rebuild my privacy settings from scratch without having to nuke my whole profile.
The President said Libyan protestors used an anti-Muslim film as an excuse to attack the U.S. consulate in Libya, but avoided explaining why the consulate wasn't better protected on the anniversary of 9/11.
Freshmen who rode the Tea Party wave find themselves in the awkward position of being incumbents. These are the most likely to be one-termers.
"I want you to acknowledge you did not keep your promise," says Univision's Jorge Ramos.
Romey needs a new writer, and to show that I've got the stuff, here is a hot take perfect for Jim's show.
Earlier this week, I came home to find my two kittens gone. I lost my shit. And I found out that it's hard to track pets even in a world of GPS and microchips.
It will be available early next month. Look how happy the cat is.
A new still from Scary Movie 5.
A helpful phrasebook offers translations for "I don't like that" and other expressions of incompetence.
Apart from founding Scientology, Hubbard fashioned himself a composer and musician. There's a small body of his work out there, and it's approximately as good as the movie Battlefield Earth.
Following a look at Mitt Romney's comments on the 47% of Americans who don't pay taxes, a pattern emerges.
It's the only logical explanation. Unless....iOS 6, are you drunk?
Smoosh the cat has got the best face, and he has also has the best "girlfriend" – Lil Bub! Here are some pictures of your brand new obsession.
At a debate today at the Fairfax County Chamber of Commerce, Democratic Senate candidate Tim Kaine said he would be open to taxing the 47% of Americans who don't pay federal income tax.
Is it too late for him to join the cast for the new season of Arrested Development?
3D maps and turn-by-turn navigation are nice, but Apple's new maps app has grave problems.
Another finding surprised researchers behind this new study: black girls report less stress than white girls overall.
A new ad released by the Romney campaign features Marco Rubio talking directly to voters about possible changes in Medicare making the pitch for the Romney-Ryan plan. But in an August 2011 speech at the Reagan Presidential Library Rubio said that entitlement programs like Social Security and Medicare "actually weakened us as a people.”
Heros in a half shell. Turtle power!
Pass it on!
At one point, she also wears a unicorn hat.
Ecuadorian catfish used evolve! It's super creepy! And effective.
Turns out, London has a "Chief Mouser to the Cabinet." And apparently, he sucks at his job.
Here they are in an ad for Old Navy's "Rockstar jeans", which is funny because I feel like they should be called "Boy Band jeans" or at the very least "Pop star jeans"? Maybe it's just me.
I remember Where's Waldo and hammer pants being so hot that year, but what's with the Barbie Bath House?
That terrifying moment when that little piece of trash you toss off the field turns out to be a grenade.
"If you don't like it, don't come down my street," the anti-Obama homeowner told Burnt Orange Report.
Now in the running for best picture ever.
Don't mind me, just giving this shark a well needed exfoliation. Also, Larry David's "secret" project, and suddenly, mattresses!
Also, I know horses are big there, but...?
Season five starts tonight. Excited yet?
“Our expectation is uncertainty,” Club President Chris Chocola says of Romney. A "pander" on China.
Tumblr users have been mashing up GIFs from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo with really dark existential quotes. The result is amazingly great.
If you're angry that the most beloved nostalgic snack from your childhood no longer exists, all hope is not lost! Serve at your next Boy Meets World marathon party.
For all the cameras to see! At the London premiere of Savages.
Next time you're in the mood for nail art, paint all ten nails and try giving just one of them a little extra pizzazz. Also known as "party nails," sometimes they're the best way to play with nail art if you're too lazy to do all ten fingers.
And it was pretty good! Confidenceney is coming back! <3<3
This girl just needs to be quiet.
Does it ruin the point of riding a motorcycle to begin with, or do real men wear pink (helmets)?
They are mortal enemies, but there can only be one winner. Here's a 15-round death match.
Politicians have found a new metaphor.
In the world of Job Hunters there's no Linkedin, but there are fights to the death.
Because someone had to.
"Self-Deportation" isn't as bad, he says, as it sounded. A general election concession.
The U.S. Navy reminds everyone on "Talk Like A Pirate Day" they are patrolling the Gulf of Aden off the Somali coast for pirates.