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February 16, 2012

Dog Is Man's Best Back Scratcher

Now I want a dog more than ever. Though I'd be nervous to get in that position with my dog. I feel like that would be misconstrued.

Gary Carter Has Died

The Hall of Fame catcher and Mets star succumbed to brain cancer today at the age of 57. Here's Carter in his prime hitting a walk off home run to break a 5-5 tenth inning tie with the Cardinals.

Lil Jon's Latest Video Features Horny, Partying Old People

In the newly-released video for Lil Jon and LMFAO's "Drink," we're introduced to a rowdy nursing home filled elderly people who easily could outdrink any of the kids from "Jersey Shore" in a mere instant. I've got a new life goal: be this awesome in my 80s.

The Man With The Mountain Dew Tattoo

Steig Larsson had originally pitched that title, but the publishing houses were looking for something with a female lead, and no girl is dumb enough to get a Mountain Dew tattoo.

57 Photos Of Skrillex Before He Was Skrillex

Bet you didn't know that Skrillex, the dubstep musician who was just awarded a Grammy for his efforts, used to be just a lame, emo kid with a love for MySpace and taking pictures of himself. Here's a hilarious look back at the history of Sonny Moore.

Cindy Crawford Shuts Down Daughter's Modeling Career And Other Links

What's this? A celebrity parent actually parenting? Cindy believes her daughter, age ten, is too young to look like this. Plus, life lessons taught by Disney villains and Victoria's Secret hates Kate Upton. These and other Buzz that slipped through the cracks await your clicking pleasure.

Boob Truck Raises Awareness Of Breast Feeding

I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was too busy staring at the giant metal breast with a flashing nipple siren on top of your ice cream truck. A lactation activist (lactivist) by the name of Jill Miller drives this vehicle around Pittsburgh to spread the good word on nursing.

Lucerne's Carnival Of Nightmares

Switzerland has the freakiest carnival in the world. If Guillermo del Toro and Caligula ever threw a parade, it might look a lil' somethin' somethin' like this.

What Toys Did You Play With As A Kid?

No thrill can compare to the joy of opening the packaging of a new G.I. Joe action figure. Ah, sweet sweet childhood. Add your favorite toys from your childhood to your Facebook Timeline!

The Littlest Parliamentarian

I vote "Aw." Europe may be suffering from a crippling economic crisis, but they're certainly not suffering from a cute deficit.

Ricky Martin Is Sporting Some New Facial Hair

Last night Ricky Martin debuted his moustache and matching soul patch at an event for MAC Cosmetics -- reinforcing the fact that he will forever and always be "Livin' La Vida Loca." Do you like it, hate it, or think it's a little too much "Geraldo Rivera" to handle?

The Periodic Table Of Cupcakes

This is the most delicious Science has ever tasted. Well there was that time they experimented with chocolate beakers (tasty, but not practical). So this is the second most delicious Science has ever tasted.

Watch Maya Rudolph's Cute SNL Promos

This weekend marks Maya Rudolph's first time hosting "Saturday Night Live," and in the commercials for the episode, she and Andy Samberg brainstorm ideas, wear too many pairs of sunglasses, and try and cure writers block with the old "Pizza Delivery Guy" porno setup. No word on whether or not she'll reprise her famous impression of Whitney Houston.

When Romney Courted The Unions

Recently Mitt Romney has revved up his tough talk on unions in Michigan. But in 2002 the former Governor was actively courting the labor vote. Romney prominently featured on his campaign website a call for union members to vote for him because he would invest in infrastructure, adjust the minimum wage annually to inflation, and have labor be a critical factor in developing the state.

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