February 14, 2012
Here's Restore Our Future's first blast, to air in Michigan, Arizona, and Ohio. Don't bet on the Rebel Alliance.
They're undeniably awful. Landmark Steakhouse in Newport Beach, California settled out of court for an undisclosed amount after an African American customer received the following receipts on the same day. Makes Papa John's look positively enlightened. WARNING: N-word ahoy.
The "How People See Me/What People Think I Do" meme is the new "Shit ___ People Say" on Facebook. Seriously, I see at least a couple new ones everyday on my feed, so I've collected the best/worst for your viewing pleasure.
Right? Or paws or whatever. Get a room, guys. Jeez.
How are all of your favorite twitterers spending February 14th? Well, Adrianne Curry is annoyed with me, John Stamos is completely willing to be your personal valentine, and Evan Rachel Wood tweets her favorite Valentine's Day songs, for starters!
D'awwwww. Happy Valentine's Day from the family pets.
Even Senator Talent will grant that.
Rachel Bloom (best known for "Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury") is here to remind you that though breakups can make you sad, you can still post nude photos of your ex online and sing about it dramatically. (Warning: NSFW-Language)
The star of Netflix's first original series "Lilyhammer" has a Valentine's Day message for you. Can you tell he used to be on "The Sopranos"?
Oh Starfire, at least you're direct? Comics Alliance took some creative liberty with comic panels from the DC reboot, and the result is some serious innuendos.
Isn't she pretty?
Remember when a Fortune Cookie was so much more than tasty treat after gorging yourself on take out orange chicken. I've noticed that like many things, the art of the fortune has faded over the years. I'm going to use this post to chronicle every disappointing cookie that crosses my path.
The sudden prominence of the issue provoked questions on the right.
I always like to see Leno get his rear-end handed to him and in this case, where he ever-so-smugly cracks a joke about Jimmy Kimmel's hair piece, he deserves some retaliation.
David Alan Grier brought the latest Charlie Brown special to Jimmy Kimmel last night. Charlie's friend Franklin has some important thoughts on the month-long celebration.
Paul Rudd is a really good sport, you guys. In other news, better to be alone than become Internet Famous for taking your cardboard cutout girlfriend on vacation. These and other Buzz that we missed await your clicking pleasure.
Athens is still reeling from the riots which burned 45 buildings and triggered a forceful crackdown by police. Protesters were furious with the severe austerity cuts passed by Parliament in order to accept an EU bailout package. Demonstrations continued today, but nowhere near the ferocity of what was seen over the weekend.
It started last May and ever since an Aaron Ramsey goal means a famous death.
Inspired by Erick Erickson's take on the hard-partying nature of young men at the Conservative Political Action Conference, Melissa Clouthier deplores the other big problem at the right's annual gathering: "whores."
Just because it's obvious, doesn't mean it's isn't awesome. And it is.
True story. Here's what happened.
Do you think they picked the right cover?
Newt Gingrich's Democratic challenger in 1988 and 1990, lawyer David Worley, assembled a massive opposition research file on the Georgia Republican. A decade later, he donated the file to Georgia State University. A BuzzFeed researcher spent 23 hours with the 10 boxes of files of newspaper clippings, campaign literature, and more. These are the highlights.
It's so tiny!
Over the weekend, Olympic swimmer Matt Grevers invited his girlfriend onto the winner's stand after he won the 100-meter race at the Missouri Grand Prix, got down on one knee, and proposed. Apparently his original plan was to propose to Annie Chandler after she won her race but unfortunately, she came in 5th place. I'd say it turned out pretty okay.
Jack White's self-directed video for "Love Interruption" features a cute dog and beehive hairdos. WINNER.
Meet BuzzFeed's new receptionist. Her name is Mystic and she's originally from Putnam County, New York. She likes unicorns.
Benjamin Christensen is a die-hard baseball fan and candidate for MLB's Fan Cave, a project where two fans watch every single baseball game for an entire season in a loft that can only be described as a baseball fan's paradise. His best selling point is probably these tattoos.
Here are 20 fonts and the cats that clearly inspired them. This is a rare and important opportunity for cat fanciers and typophiles to find some common ground.
Believe it. Paramount is currently in talks with two ex-"Seinfeld" writers to turn the YouTube hit -- with almost 94 millions views, by the way -- into a full-length comedy. Best idea, worst idea, or best-worst idea in the history of movies?
Spoken word poet Mark Grist's ode to a certain type of woman is the perfect thing to watch this Valentine's Day.
If the "iOS '86" actually existed two decades ago I guarantee that I would have become one of the "indoor kids." If only.
Hate all you want. These pictures are adorable. Props to Justin.
This is why I deleted my Xanga before I became an NBA phenom.
Here's how 17-year-old Courtney Stodden and her 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchinson spent Valentine's Day. Cute, no?!
He saw them buying condoms with his own eyes. An actual young conservative says Erickson's view of what happens at the Conservative Political Action Conference is a little over-the-top.
I'm excited about Linsanity too, but there are a few causes for concern.
I could probably watch this forever. At least until there's a puppy "Mob Wives."
What happens when a guy who works at AllThingsD wants to propose to his girlfriend, who works at Mashable? A hip-yet-nerdy internet proposal for the ages -- and on Valentine's Day, no less!
Liberal Latter-Day Saints breathe a sight of relief. The church also encourages its members to caucus next month in a letter read from pulpits across Utah Sunday.
An unromantic yet fascinating peek behind the curtain of the global adult novelty economy, just in time for Valentine's Day! For many of you lonely hearts, this is where tonight's date came from. WARNING: Even though these are the least sexy photos you could imagine, they're still slightly NSFW.
Today marks the release of Taylor Swift's "Safe and Sound," the first song to be released from "The Hunger Games" soundtrack.
A brutal, two-front attack from the campaign and the SuperPAC. "The expectation is that Santorum, just given his personality, is going to whine like crazy," said a Romney advisor
Send this to all of your homophobic friends. Happy Valentine's Day!
It's like Henry and Casey are still alive and well in a post-"Party Down" world!
Tanabe's roman a clef portrays "cut-throat political rag."
A bit sharper than "banks got bailed out, we got sold out!"
He may be up in the polls, but search data suggest something short of a national surge. Everyone, according to these Valentine's Day figures from Google, wants to know about Newt's wife, while Carol Paul escapes the spotlight.
Highlights his record preventing gay marriage tourism.
Medical science can do weird and wonderful and slightly unsettling things. Following yesterday's amazing story of Ugur Acar, here are nine more examples of face transplant procedures. WARNING: While most will find these images fascinating and inspirational, some may find them disturbing.