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February 3, 2012

Twitter Buzz: Miley's Awkward Family Photo

Today, Miley Cyrus offers up an awkward family portrait of her own. Plus, Elizabeth Banks misses lost, Paris Jackson engages with the Kardashians, and Courtney Cox and David Arquette are awkwardly tweeting with each other.

Eli Manning Has The Worst Wax Figure At Madame Tussaud's

I don't think I'll be able to sleep for a week after seeing these (literally) dead eyes. It's as though they realized they needed a figure of him three days ago and just gave another one a haircut and threw the gear on it. Update: Now with side-by-side comparison! (Thanks Dorsey!)

The Actual Gay Agenda Vs. What Conservatives Think Is The Gay Agenda

Socially conservative politicians and religious leaders will often use the phrase "the gay agenda" to describe what they seem to think is a shadowy gay cabal that is planning on indoctrinating their children and destroying their families. We compare their version to the actual gay agenda.

Katy Perry Makes For A Pretty Hot Mermaid

Perry's mermaid-inspired shoot for David LaChapplle turned out quite nicely, but knowing that the singer was taking pictures of herself planking with this mermaid tail on makes it all the more impressive.

Hidden Pig In Vermont State Police Logo

Here, piggy piggy piggy! A prison laborer very creatively hid some swine in the stickers that adorn the cars of the people who put that laborer in prison. Can you pinpoint the pork?

Snowboarder Survives Avalanche

This is one lucky, lucky lady. Meesh Hytner was doing some backcountry snowboarding in southern Colorado when shit got insane. Thank god she had that airbag.

This Lady Can Tell The Future By Looking At Asparagus

Meet Jemima Packington, "Asparamancer." The 56-year-old British mystic claims to be able to predict the future by tossing spears of asparagus onto the ground and analyzing where they fall. But hey, she predicted an Oscar win for The King's Speech, so who am I to question the woman's god-given talent?

Mitt's Mormon Army: How It Works

Very, very good e-mail lists -- and an internal debate over whether to use them. "I'm getting really tired of the ads for Romney campaign trips coming from this list serve," writes one young Mormon.

Mitt Romney Was A Democrat

It may only have been for a few minutes in 1992. But this is a little-known, true fact: The likely GOP nominee is a former Democrat.

The Island Of Misnamed Toys

Meet Horny and Nutsak, among others. Toddlers are good at mortification but one mom decided to share her daughter's bizarre toy naming habits with the world.

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