February 3, 2012
Today, Miley Cyrus offers up an awkward family portrait of her own. Plus, Elizabeth Banks misses lost, Paris Jackson engages with the Kardashians, and Courtney Cox and David Arquette are awkwardly tweeting with each other.
Jack In The Box knows what we want. Don't even pretend like you think this is gross. No one believes you.
My two favorite things.
I need a vacation.
I don't think I'll be able to sleep for a week after seeing these (literally) dead eyes. It's as though they realized they needed a figure of him three days ago and just gave another one a haircut and threw the gear on it. Update: Now with side-by-side comparison! (Thanks Dorsey!)
The group is at the center of a controversy over a cancer organization's contributions.
Freddie Mercury must be rolling in his grave right now. A former "American Idol" contestant is the new lead singer of his most epic band.
We need to find a way to get Jack Nicholson and Betty White to have a baby. Get on that, Science! This and other Buzz that slipped past our radar await your clicking pleasure.
Socially conservative politicians and religious leaders will often use the phrase "the gay agenda" to describe what they seem to think is a shadowy gay cabal that is planning on indoctrinating their children and destroying their families. We compare their version to the actual gay agenda.
Guess she can't whip her hair back and forth anymore.
Plus Ryan Adams singing the "Passions" theme, Donald Glover rapping over the "Knight Rider" theme and Cee Lo's thrilling rendition of "B.J. and the Bear." "30 Rock: The Donaghy Files" might be my new favorite cartoon.
I'll tell you right now: there are no chants of "Show me the money!" in this scene. Instead, Jerry Rice dons a blonde wig and tells Gonzalez the movie's other famous line: "You had me at hello."
Santorum fails to pass a low bar, coming some thirty votes short in Marion County. Campaign waiting on a recount.
Perry's mermaid-inspired shoot for David LaChapplle turned out quite nicely, but knowing that the singer was taking pictures of herself planking with this mermaid tail on makes it all the more impressive.
The breed of choice for Will & Kate's forthcoming puppy was revealed today. Here's 30 examples of exactly why they decided on adopting a cocker spaniel.
To be fair it is a pit-bull puppy. The story has a happy ending though.
Well, that seems fair.
Here, piggy piggy piggy! A prison laborer very creatively hid some swine in the stickers that adorn the cars of the people who put that laborer in prison. Can you pinpoint the pork?
Mike is a Patriots fan and Dave is a Giants fan. That's a problem. We've decided to make a bet on the game, but we want YOU to come up with the shameful, humiliating, horrible, and dangerous thing the loser has to do. What are your ideas? Add them in the comments!
Miley Cyrus wrote an article for Glamour Magazine about gay marriage. Here are some of my favorite quotes from it.
This is one lucky, lucky lady. Meesh Hytner was doing some backcountry snowboarding in southern Colorado when shit got insane. Thank god she had that airbag.
brb, something in my eye.
The latest installment of Jimmy Fallon's "Real Housewives of Late Night" sent the wives and girlfriends of "Late Night" staffers on a trip to Indianapolis for some football.
They're now three days behind deadline.
Meet Jemima Packington, "Asparamancer." The 56-year-old British mystic claims to be able to predict the future by tossing spears of asparagus onto the ground and analyzing where they fall. But hey, she predicted an Oscar win for The King's Speech, so who am I to question the woman's god-given talent?
Did it just get a little hotter in here or is it just me?
Very, very good e-mail lists -- and an internal debate over whether to use them. "I'm getting really tired of the ads for Romney campaign trips coming from this list serve," writes one young Mormon.
That was fast! The Susan G. Komen Foundation announced today that they will continue to support breast cancer screenings at Planned Parenthood and even went so far as to apologize for their abrupt decision this week to cut off funding. Here's the statement from the Komen Foundation.
Well played Mormons. Well played.
It's football-themed. She looks really good. Love the throwback scene. Thoughts?
The campaign says it's a schedule conflict. For Paulites, it's a massive scheme by the Republican establishment to keep the Doctor out.
It may only have been for a few minutes in 1992. But this is a little-known, true fact: The likely GOP nominee is a former Democrat.
Meet Horny and Nutsak, among others. Toddlers are good at mortification but one mom decided to share her daughter's bizarre toy naming habits with the world.
After Dustin McCombs was named the "Creep Of The Week" on Alabama's Jefferson County Sheriff's Office Facebook page, the accused rapist felt the need to set the record straight, so he logged on and started a comment war. Ladies and gentlemen: the 21st century.
He ran the Olympics, he should know better.