February 7, 2012
Anyone who knows me, knows I love the Romney sons. And anyone who knows I love the Romney sons, knows I love Craig Romney most of all. So imagine my frustration when BuzzFeed's Whitney Jefferson IM'd me about a new Tumblr that immortalized the youngest Romney (and asking if I was behind it). I couldn't have been happier it existed and sadder that I had nothing to do with it. I give you, "F*** Yeah! Craig Romney."
Look at these PAINFULLY CUTE pictures of 73-day-old Siku playing in the snow. I CAN'T EVEN TAKE IT.
We're gonna need a bigger boat, but that's just, like, my opinion, man.
Today, Gingrich attacked him for his varmint-hunting ways.
It's the pro-Romney viral email the campaign wants you to see— and a genuinely moving true story.
Reporters and outlets everywhere are announcing that tonight is Santorum's big moment. Things are about to get really boring otherwise.
Earlier today, all of the nominees for the 84th Academy Awards attended a luncheon in their honor and took a gigantic group shot. It's like "Where's Waldo," but with really rich and famous people!
Wolverines are insanely dangerous animals that look like tiny bears that can kill animals many times their size. But they are ALSO absolutely adorable.
Last night's edition of "The Bachelor" was especially cringe-inducing thanks to a contestant, Jamie, who looks like a brunette Blake Lively, and her attempt at salacious hail mary to win over Ben's affection. It ultimately sent her home.
As Mitt Romney pivots toward the general election, he's been speaking fondly of working with the heavily Democratic legislature to get things done during his tenure as Governor. But between 2004 and 2007, when he was still Governor of the state and looking toward the national GOP, Romney didn't mind bashing his state's Democratic leadership for a keep laugh.
You knew it was going to happen.
For a guy who always was writing in his journal about being down on his luck, Nickelodeon's "Doug" always seemed to finish the episode with a happy ending. So when the 90s Are All That asked fans to contribute on the "Success Doug" meme train, it was almost too easy of a challenge.
The second annual White House Science Fair was today. Here are two pictures of President Obama launching marshmallows.
Well done Twitter.
Just look at all the fucks former grunge dreamboat Evan Dando could give.
This is real and it's on the campus of Shippensburg University in Pennsylvania. It's only available to students, who are all older than 17, and it's stocked with Plan B pills for $25 a pop. Can I also get a Whatchamacallit and some Cheetos?
A very powerful day-walking vampire. You don't have to believe me. The evidence speaks for itself.
In a 2004 weekly radio address given when the President was still a State Senator, Obama attacked Bush for "three dismal years of job loss." The speech sounds strikingly similar to Republican talking points used against the current President and speaks volumes to the degree in which political rhetoric is recycled.
"Give Me All The [Green] Bacon & Eggs You Have." You know, I don't think Ron would say no to a helping of ham, either.
The British are coming! I wish my other commute was a TARDIS.
Every anti-gay person and politician needs to see this! I have chills.
There's something charming about this acceptance speech. Gaiman won the SFX Award for writing "The Doctor's Wife" episode of Doctor Who and gave what might be the best response ever.
I want to be this young man when I grow up. LEGEND.
GREAT NEWS, EVERYONE! A US Circuit Court of Appeals has just ruled that California's same-sex marriage ban is unconstitutional!
That's the problem with transformational rhetoric. At some point you might have to live up to it.
Worth it just for Letterman's reaction at the end. Here's everyone's favorite South African hip-hop outfit, complete with alien contact lenses and creepy masks, performing "I Fink U Freeky" on Old Uncle Dave's show.
Secret donations, through the National Organization for Marriage, Minnesota Family Council, and Catholic Church. “What NOM and its allies are doing in Minnesota is shockingly bold," charges Human Rights Campaign's Nix.
Hop on the Jeremy Lin bandwagon right now, sports fans. At best, the 23-year-old Harvard grad turned starting point guard for the Knicks will help lead the team out of the doldrums of the NBA to compete in the Eastern Conference this year. At worst, he's still a one-man highlight reel.
The halftime controversy reaches its logical conclusion.
We're gonna need a bigger boat. This is the carcass of a whale shark, the world's largest fish, being removed from a port in Karachi, Pakistan. The whale shark is endangered, but don't worry...it was already dead when they found it.
How are you feeling today? Is February fab or drab for you so far? Leave a response in the comments with an animated GIF that sums up your state of mind! Let's do this thing.
Highlight: Billy asking Giants players during the post-game celebration if they saw Madonna perform.
What started out as a simple google image search resulted in this giant collection of Valentines from the past. Send them to your friends!
With deep pockets, the frontrunner is looking ahead.
Do you love The Simpsons? Like, really love The Simpsons? Then maybe -- just maybe -- you could actually break the current Guinness World Record for the longest continuous television viewing: 86 hours, 6 minutes and 41 seconds. That's a lot of TV.
Mitt Romney, like you've probably never seen him before.
IT'S HERE. Listen to their first song together since the legendary anthem, "The Boy Is Mine." Thoughts?
"Whatever John Weaver says at this point, he is speaking for himself," he says.
No, seriously, I appreciate the heads up.
A mystery more compelling than The DaVinci Code. But probably less compelling than The Maltese Falcon. It's a mid-level mystery.
Such intense preparation can only lead to one result.
Alicia Keys went to Heaven a couple days ago. Here's a picture of her working on a song there.
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The move -- like the key decisions in 2008 -- is at its core about tactics, not philosophy.