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February 7, 2012

Obsessive New Tumblr Immortalizes Our Favorite Romney Son

Anyone who knows me, knows I love the Romney sons. And anyone who knows I love the Romney sons, knows I love Craig Romney most of all. So imagine my frustration when BuzzFeed's Whitney Jefferson IM'd me about a new Tumblr that immortalized the youngest Romney (and asking if I was behind it). I couldn't have been happier it existed and sadder that I had nothing to do with it. I give you, "F*** Yeah! Craig Romney."

Sad, Desperate Bachelorette's Skanky Plan Backfires

Last night's edition of "The Bachelor" was especially cringe-inducing thanks to a contestant, Jamie, who looks like a brunette Blake Lively, and her attempt at salacious hail mary to win over Ben's affection. It ultimately sent her home.

Massachusetts Used To Be Bashachusetts For Mitt Romney

As Mitt Romney pivots toward the general election, he's been speaking fondly of working with the heavily Democratic legislature to get things done during his tenure as Governor. But between 2004 and 2007, when he was still Governor of the state and looking toward the national GOP, Romney didn't mind bashing his state's Democratic leadership for a keep laugh.

Doug Funnie Is Always Successful

For a guy who always was writing in his journal about being down on his luck, Nickelodeon's "Doug" always seemed to finish the episode with a happy ending. So when the 90s Are All That asked fans to contribute on the "Success Doug" meme train, it was almost too easy of a challenge.

The Morning-After Pill Vending Machine

This is real and it's on the campus of Shippensburg University in Pennsylvania. It's only available to students, who are all older than 17, and it's stocked with Plan B pills for $25 a pop. Can I also get a Whatchamacallit and some Cheetos?

Barack Obama In 2004 Attacked Bush For Weak Economy

In a 2004 weekly radio address given when the President was still a State Senator, Obama attacked Bush for "three dismal years of job loss." The speech sounds strikingly similar to Republican talking points used against the current President and speaks volumes to the degree in which political rhetoric is recycled.

Neil Gaiman Has An Incredible Set Of Lungs

There's something charming about this acceptance speech. Gaiman won the SFX Award for writing "The Doctor's Wife" episode of Doctor Who and gave what might be the best response ever.

Die Antwoord Perform On David Letterman

Worth it just for Letterman's reaction at the end. Here's everyone's favorite South African hip-hop outfit, complete with alien contact lenses and creepy masks, performing "I Fink U Freeky" on Old Uncle Dave's show.

40-Foot Shark Reeled In By Construction Cranes

We're gonna need a bigger boat. This is the carcass of a whale shark, the world's largest fish, being removed from a port in Karachi, Pakistan. The whale shark is endangered, but don't worry...it was already dead when they found it.

Can A Bro Be A Hipster?

A mystery more compelling than The DaVinci Code. But probably less compelling than The Maltese Falcon. It's a mid-level mystery.

Guess Her Muff 2.0: Girl #3198

Do you think you can guess how a babe keeps her muff based on how she dresses? Does your co-worker's carpet match the drapes? Is that geeky girl in your class secretly a sex kitten who shaves it bald? The answers might surprise you... This is GuessH…

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