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February 23, 2012

DNC Chair Attacked Bush For High Gas Prices

DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz in 2005, then a new member of Congress, regularly attacked then-President Bush for high gas prices, warning we would consistently see gas above $3 a gallon. Now Republicans are attacking Obama for high gas prices. Nothing new under the sun.

You Can Now Buy "Hey Mitt! Dogs Don't Go There!"

Mitt Romney once drove for twelve hours with his dog on the roof of his car. In this children's book (that you can now own in real life!) Mitt's dog Seamus walks you through the many things you shouldn't do as a dog owner.

Mitt Romney Wanted A Federal Ballistic Fingerprinting Program

The National Rifle Association, the Bush administration, and other gun lobbying groups were against the measure. Romney, who signed into law the Bay State's first assault weapons ban, is viewed with some suspicion by gun rights groups for his past support of strong gun control measures. Romney, an avid promoter of federalism, said the program would be best run on a federal not a state level, if ongoing studies proved the program stopped crime.

Darth Maul Lives

What, you think a thing like being cut in half can keep a Sith Lord down? If Boba Fett can survive the Sarlacc, what's a little disembodiment between enemies?

The Four Endorsements Republican Candidates Wish They Had Back

At last night's Republican debate in Arizona, Rick Santorum took considerable flack for his endorsement of the libertarian Arlen Specter over the more conservative Pat Toomey. But each candidate has some endorsement skeletons in their own closets. Be it endorsing the guy who wanted to impeach Bush, the candidate who dropped out and campaigned for the Democrats, the guy who helped pass ObamaCare, or the four third party candidates with fringe views, all the 2012 candidates have some endorsement they probably now regret.

Salvaged Photos From The Tsunami In Japan

Memories thought lost in last year's disaster miraculously resurface and are restored by volunteers, bringing untold joy to survivors. Here are images of the heroic effort to save photographs from Japan's earthquake and tsunami ravaged regions.

What Was The First Thing You Ever Pirated?

Chances are if you have an internet connection you've probably used it to commit some kind of copyright infringement. And chances are also pretty good your first download was probably pretty embarrassing. So own up, what was the first thing you ever illegally downloaded? Bonus points for who used the oldest p2p network.

Zac Efron Drops A Condom On The Red Carpet

If you want proof that the United States has a weird relationship with contraception, look no further than this video. Former Disney star Zac Efron drops a condom on the red carpet of the premiere for his new movie "The Lorax," and rather than people having the normal reaction of NOT CARING, someone took the time to make a video that breaks down the moment like it's the Zapruder film. Back and to the left. Back and to the left.

Does This Chicken Nugget Look Like George Washington?

A lady in Sioux City, Iowa is selling a three-year-old chicken nugget that totally definitely absolutely looks like our nation's first President in order to raise money for church camp. The auction, which ends in a week, now sits right above $200. This is almost as good as the time I found a fruit roll-up that looked like Franklin Pierce.

Lambs Marked For Slaughter

Picture of the day: A merino lamb attempts to climb an enclosure to get back to its mother just before feeding time. Taken in Brandenburg, Germany, where the lambs will be sold in time for traditional Easter dinner. (Thanks for the tip, Sarah!)

Two-Headed Mutant Trout Is An Adorable Harbinger Of Environmental Catastrophe

You know what they say—two heads are better than not being a genetic aberration as a result of selenium pollution! From an environmental impact study by mining company J.R. Simplot, here are two babies spawned by trout captured in Idaho creeks. Even though Simplot documented these and other mutations, their study determined they should be allowed to dump even more chemicals into the water supply.

Exclusive: Marco Rubio's Mormon Roots

As a child, he was baptized into the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Ticket balancing is a great tradition, and this could affect Romney's Vice Presidential calculation.

Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk Text"

"I went out the other night, to, you know, dance with my bitches." That's the first line. Gold star to everyone that makes it through the whole thing.

Penis Size Math

The Internet: Where the absurd meets the scientific to create the wildly offensive. God bless it.

Guess Her Muff 2.0: Girl #3211

Do you think you can guess how a babe keeps her muff based on how she dresses? Does your co-worker's carpet match the drapes? Is that geeky girl in your class secretly a sex kitten who shaves it bald? The answers might surprise you... This is GuessH…

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