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February 29, 2012

The Bitchenest Truck Ever

Spotted in Lawrence, Kansas. Truck Nutz? Check. Cow bell clanging against said Truck Nutz? Check. Pissing Calvin? Check. "Cummin Stroke This" bumper sticker? Check and mate.

The US Men's Soccer Team Just Beat Italy For The First Time Ever

Here's the video of Clint Dempsey's game-winning goal in today's friendly. So take that Italy! What have you ever given us, but gorgeous, charming women and beautiful architecture, and fantastic food and wine... On second thought I'm sorry for your loss, Italy. We should hang out soon.

2012's Best MLB Player Portrait

Jeff Samardzija wants to make love to you with his eyes. Or exact his revenge for that time you killed his father. Or intimidate you into confessing your deepest secrets. Like all great art, the longer you look at his team portrait, the more interpretations begin to present themselves.

Snooki Pregnancy Rumors Swirl (Again) And Other Links

Word on the street is we are really obsessed with the contents of Snooki's uterus. Also, an MMO giant cuts hundreds of jobs and the T. Rex protects his status as an apex predator. These and other Buzz we missed await your clicking pleasure.

Mitt Romney, Blue Collar Comedian

Here's yet another example of Mitt Romney's innate ability to connect with the working man. Overheard today by Reuters correspondent Sam Youngman as Romney was allowed to turn on a piece of equipment at the American Posts factory in Toledo, Ohio. These are actual photos from the scene of folksy knee-slapper.

Guess Her Muff 2.0: Girl #3217

Do you think you can guess how a babe keeps her muff based on how she dresses? Does your co-worker's carpet match the drapes? Is that geeky girl in your class secretly a sex kitten who shaves it bald? The answers might surprise you... This is GuessH…

Mitt Romney Goes To The Parade: The Director's Cut

Mitt Romney's "who let the dogs out" moment from when he marched in the Jacksonville, Florida Martin Luther King day parade already lives on in YouTube infamy. This extended version of the clip shows even more painful Romney moments, including the former governor telling a young baby he is wearing "bling-bling" and a girl she should be a boy scout, to which she replies, "Why a boy scout?"

How To Make Sudafed Out Of Meth

Sudafed's been hard to come by recently, ever since the government figured out that people were making meth out of it. So if you have allergies this season and you can't find any Sudafed, but you can find a bag of meth, here's some instructions on how to synthesize your own pseudoephedrine (the active ingredient in Sudafed) out of good ol' crystal meth. I really shouldn't have to say this, but don't try this at home. (via twentytwowords.com).

Ellie Kemper Is A "Mustache Enthusiast"

Supposedly, Ellie Kemper wants you to get involved with the American Mustache Institute's "Million Man March for the Stache Act," but this may just be a commercial for H&R block. Still, any campaign that refers to its celebrity as "present actress and mustache enthusiast" gets an A in my book.

Behind The Scenes Of Movie: The Movie

On Sunday night Jimmy Kimmel premiered the trailer for the star-studded Movie: The Movie. Last night he premiered a behind the scenes look at the making of the film.

Maya Rudolph's Great Oprah Impression That Didn't Make It To "SNL"

This unaired sketch from the dress rehearsal of Maya Rudolph's "Saturday Night Live" features Maya's best impression of the iconic daytime host, yet never made it to the final version of the show. Theories as to why? Probably because Amy Poehler and Seth Myers giggled the entire way through the sketch -- but don't you think Rudolph's "Oprah" sounded a lot like her "Ava" from "Up All Night"?

New Ron Paul Ad Attacks Romney

The new spot returns to an old theme — that his rivals are all the same — and seems aimed a quieting suggestions that he and Romney are working together. [UPDATE: An earlier version of this item used the wrong ad.]

Santorum's Plan: Woo Women, Kill Newt

A tough loss tonight in a state the campaign really, really wanted. But: "We're sort of the MacGyver campaign," says Brabender. The class war endures with a shot at Romney's "Caddies."

Mitt Romney Is Clutch

He doesn't win very often, but he wins when he needs to. A strategy of survival, not victory.

Another Mormon Joke Falls Flat On Twitter

New York Times Columnist Charles Blow apologized last week for a Mormon Jibe. Tonight, Salon's Joan Walsh is taking heat. She didn't respond to an email from BuzzFeed seeking comment. UPDATE: Walsh tweeted that she's "torn" about her comment, then apologized.

The "Star Wars" Guide To Yoga

If R2D2 can manage to do a side plank, anyone can. These diagrams by Rob Osborne -- which feature Leia, Luke, Yoda, Darth Vader, Boba Fett, and C-3PO practicing their poses, too -- change everything I ever knew about yoga.

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