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December 10, 2012

The Surprising Origin Of The Cat Who Wants To Buy A Boat

This must have been what it felt like when they finally discovered the IRL nurse and sailor from that iconic World War II kissing photo. Except, like, for nerdy Internet types?

30 Insanely Easy Ways To Improve Your Kitchen

So you'll spend less time cleaning, organizing, and searching, and more time nomming.

Was He Doing His Christmas Shopping? Well-Dressed Monkey In A Winter Coat And Diapers Escapes Car And Heads To Ikea

Shoppers at Ikea in Toronto were astounded when a small monkey dressed in a stylish coat and diapers appeared in the parking lot.

Now Demi Moore Is Hanging Out With Terry Richardson

After being dumped by her 26-year-old boyfriend, Demi is back on the prowl with creepy Uncle Terry.

Simon Pegg Reenacts Disney Meets "Star Wars"

Princess Leia fit right in. But some of the boys took a while to warm up.

29 Guilty Faces Of Cats In Christmas Trees

For cats, putting a tree in your living room is like setting out a plate of heroin in front of an addict. They simply can't help but climb that sucker.

Snoop Dogg Vs. Santa In A Rap Battle

Snoop plays Moses in this holiday showdown with St. Nick.

Rita Ora's Gnarly Clear Jelly Boots

Remember the jelly sandals of your youth? These are like clear jelly boots.

The Sublime Beauty Of Wikipedia GIFs

A new site randomly extracts moving images from Wikipedia's articles. Forget Tumblr, this is real net art.

23 Images That Tell The Legendary Tale Of Bryant "Big Country" Reeves

A long time ago, when goofy white centers ruled the NBA, Bryant Reeves was the goofiest and the whitest.

Channing Tatum Was A Bandwagon Fan For The Steelers Yesterday

In Pittsburgh to film 'Foxcatcher', actor Channing Tatum led Steelers fans in the Terrible Towel Twirl and raved about the town's sports fanfare.

Rihanna Is Mad That Chris Brown Is Hanging Out With His Ex-Girlfriend

That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

10 Biggest Food Fights Of 2012

Here are the craziest dust-ups that went down this year, from the war on Paula Deen to the anti-grapefruit crusade.

Adorable Teens Are Friending Their Moms On Facebook

Last week Facebook released a study called "How Families Interact On Facebook." The findings are very sweet.

11 Santas Who Might Kill You

Santa Claus: fat, jolly, homicidal. St. Nick is usually a force for good, but every once in a while, Santa (or someone dressed like him) goes on a festive killing spree.

Quiz: Do You Know Your Celebrity Doppelgängers?

Thanks to SNL we know absolutely NO ONE knows the difference between Dylan McDermott or Dermut Mulroney, but what about the rest of them?

Shep Smith: Neil Cavuto Is "Trying To Keep The Truth From You" About The Fiscal Cliff

Cavuto, like a total pro, pretends like it didn't even happen. Something tells us Shep was just joshing.

Yoko Ono Covers Katy Perry's "Firework"

This is almost as uplifting and inspiring as that time Marina Abramović did that Taio Cruz song.

Ada Lovelace Was A Badass

Genius, playboy, daredevil. Google celebrates the innovator's 197th birthday with a lovely doodle.

Iman Shumpert Recorded A Knicks Anthem

There are over 60 games left in the 2012-13 NBA season, so right now is the perfect time to start recording anthems about how your team is unstoppable. Iman Shumpert knows the value of a good anthem, and if anything gets the Knicks to the finals…

Stephen Jackson Fined For Saying Serge Ibaka "Ain't Bout Dis Life"

He tweeted it, then deleted it. If there's been a better Twitter diss, I haven't seen it.

9 Insane Things On Diplo's Concert Rider

The New York Post has a list of demands Diplo has given for his December 30th show with Afrojack. They are crazy.

"Star Trek Into Darkness" Releases Tension Filled Image

Benedict Cumberbatch, Chris Pine, and Zachary Quinto are having a staring contest. A sexy, sexy staring contest.

Poll Truthers Now In Charge Of Figuring Out What Went Wrong For Republicans

According to a report in Politico, the RNC has launched an official review committee to figure out what went wrong and what worked in 2012. But during the election, two of its members — former Bush spokesman Ari Fleischer and Republican committeeman Henry Barbour — pushed the narrative that the polls were skewed and Mitt Romney would ultimately prevail.

Mumps Outbreak At California College Traced To Unvaccinated Student

A mumps outbreak shows the importance of vaccination — and reveals the standard dose may not be enough.

Watch Fred Armisen And Bill Hader's Best Unaired Sketch Together

Top sketch 2012. I couldn't love these two more.

DJs Say Middleton Hospital Prank Was "Put Through Every Filter" Before Airing

The prank call that may have led to a nurse’s suicide went through the same vetting process as the station's many other prank calls, said the DJs in a TV interview.

24 Things That Prove Video Games Are All Grown Up

Video games are getting older, and so are you.

Administration Pushes For Lighter Iran Sanctions In Legislative Fight

A version of the Iran sanctions legislation from the administration would give the regime more time. Fewer business would face sanctions.

The Most Beautiful Cotton Candy You May Ever See

It's almost too pretty to eat. Almost.

After Manny Pacquiao Was Knocked Out, The Internet Fired Up A New Meme

If you joined us for the UFC on Fox 6 live discussion on Saturday, then you most likely watched the sad end of the BJ Penn era, after he was outmatched and exhausted by our favorite fighting hipster, Rory MacDonald. But some people believe that the…

12 Amazing K-Pop Songs From 2012

The breakout hit "Gangnam Style" drew a lot of attention to K-Pop this year, but it wasn't the only awesome song to come out of South Korea. Here are 11 hits you may have missed, and one you probably didn't.

South Carolina Governor: I Won't Appoint A "Placeholder" For Senate

"I rejected the option of a 'placeholder.'"

How To Make The World's Most Expensive Cup Of Coffee

Thailand's new Black Ivory Coffee brew costs $50 per serving. The process is, um, fascinating.

Adorable NFL Gangnam Style Kid Is Adorable

This kid combines "Gangnam Style" and the dougie to great effect.

Spedi Wishes You A Merry Christmas

In keeping with their grand tradition of inviting the paparazzi wherever they go, Heidi and Spencer posed for the cameras with some Christmas trees. I wonder if they even actually bought a tree.

Brunch Goths, Cougars, And Other Eclectic Types From Art Basel Miami

The art world descended upon Miami Beach this weekend for the annual Miami Beach Art Basel festival. WARNING: This post may contain mesh shirts, tribal fanny packs, and mature women in miniskirts, proceed with caution.

24 Absolutely Unexplainable GIFs

2012: the year of the GIF. Some were awesome, but far too many made us question all that is wrong with the Internet. Here, the best of the worst.

33 Artsiest Photos From Art Basel

Why go to Miami to look at art when it's all on Instagram?

Miley Cyrus Wants Everyone To Know She's Skinny And Has Boobs

At least I think that's what she's trying to say with this outfit.

35 Questions From When Gandalf Took Over "The Hobbit" Twitter

As always, Sir Ian McKellan was delightful.

Are These Christmas Horror Movies Real Or Fake?

Can you actually rent "Santa Claws" or is it a Christmas classic yet to be made?

Anti-Drugs Billboard In Liberia

Also, a pro-cannibalism billboard.

27 GIFs That Are So Totally Raven

For Raven Symone's 27th birthday.

Kevin Smith Says He's Retiring After Clerks 3

Kevin Smith says he's retiring after Clerks 3, with commentary from Kevin Smith's biggest hater.

Stuffed Animals With Teeth Are The Creepiest Thing

They're called Fugglers. And they will haunt your dreams.

"Star Wars" Christmas Cards

Infinitely better than the infamous Star Wars Christmas Special. So what if this holiday shouldn't actually exist in a in a galaxy sans Jesus? PJ McQuade isn't going to let petty logic get in the way of awesomeness.

For The Friend Who Has Everything, Give The Gift Of Nobility

For $49.99, anybody can become a lord or lady in Scotland.

Cory, Shawn, And Topanga Are Still BFFs

2012 more like 1999, amirite?!

Meet Scuba Santa

This ol' guy was spotted at the Silverton Hotel-Casino's aquarium in Las Vegas.

The 13 Dwarves In The Hobbit, Ranked By Hotness

There are plenty of reasons to be excited about Peter Jackson's new Tolkien trilogy. Let's ignore all of that and talk about The Hobbit's dwarf eye candy.

There's A New Worst Free Throw Ever

Brian Okam, welcome to Internet infamy.

What If Whoopi Goldberg Starred In "Beauty And The Beast"?

There's no need to imagine Whoopi as Belle because IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED today on The View. There are no words.

Shyamalan's "After Earth" Trailer Drops In France

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan. He has a lot of cred to make up for after the universally panned Avatar: The Last Airbender adaptation in 2010.

"The Mistletones" Is The Best TV Movie Musical Where Nobody's Lips Matched The Singing

Do not adjust your internet settings — I think Tori Spelling and Tia Mowry might not actually be singing in this movie.

The Syrian Rebels Have A PlayStation-Powered "Man Cave" Tank

Flat-screen monitors and a video game controller steer this hunk of metal and fire its machine gun.

Restaurants Want To Watch You Tweet

Breaking down the social media fourth wall. Where are we supposed to complain now? THIS WAS OUR SAFE SPACE.

18 Joyful Declarations Of Love From Newlyweds In Seattle

Meet some of the couples who were married on Washington's first day of marriage equality. AKA more pictures that will make you cry.

Here's The Cast Of "Downton Abbey" Riding The Subway

From the Twitter of the Earl of Grantham himself, actor Hugh Bonneville.

Fred Armisen And Carrie Brownstein Bring Portlandia To "The Simpsons"

Last night, Homer Simpson turned into a hipster.

7 Photos Of Filipino Manny Pacquiao Fans Shocked By His Loss

Their native son lost to Juan Manuel Marquez on Saturday, spoiling some giant watch parties.

A Very Brony Hannukah

May the Festival of Lights illuminate your clopping.

60 Moments That Gave Me The Chills During Seattle's First Day Of Marriage Equality

Relive one of the most emotionally exhausting days of my life, when 138 couples got married in downtown Seattle on the first day gay marriage was officially legal.

Wintersalt - Entertainment - The Marina

In contention to be a better December festival than that one of the lights, Wintersalt is a brand new, two-day music fest (with dudes from Blink 182 and Beastie Boys) from the same guys who brought you, yep, Summersalt. And after doing some…

The Worst Free Throw Ever, A Title We Can Never Hand Out Again

When you see a video titled “worst free throw ever,” your first thought is probably, “it can’t be worse than X free throw I’ve seen from Y person who is objectively terrible at free throws.” In this example, Y = Shaq, and X = every free throw ever…

Every Single Super Nintendo Game In One eBay Listing

On one hand, this guy is asking for $25,000. On the other, uhhh, look at these pictures?

How To Be Like Beyonce At An Art Show

Queen B hit up Art Basel in Miami this weekend and did it perfectly.

Sweet Brown Popped Up On TV Last Night

An appearance on Watch What Happens Live? Sweet Brown got time for that.

Sleigh Bells Made The Most Underrated Album Of 2012

Reign of Terror is relentlessly morbid but totally life-affirming. It also has a lots of amazing riffs.

Chelsea Clinton Plays It Safe In Panel Appearance

At a nonprofit panel discussion, Clinton keeps to the topic of childhood hunger. Clintonland sought to "not just have it be about Chelsea," a spokeswoman says.

Steakhouse Offers "Women's" Cuts Of Beef

They're smaller and cheaper.

Newspaper Correction Of The Weekend

The Toronto Sun is apparently proofread by Monty Python.

Two-Bit's Retro Arcade - Drink - Lower East Side

Named after the old-timey monetary equivalent of a quarter (which makes one wonder what used to cost 12.5 cents), Two Bit's Retro Arcade tells you exactly what it is and delivers, thanks to 22 rotating games, a pretty serious beverage lineup, and a…

Phorce Bags - Own

Hey you, stop menacingly hovering over that guy posted up at the public power outlet for a second and check out these Phorce Bags, whose integrated, lightweight batteries are capable of juicing a MacBook and three additional USB devices all at the…

The White House Now Has A Pinterest Account

So far they've pinned only one thing: a picture of Bo.

How Mario Lopez Trims His Christmas Tree

My dad and AC Slater seem to have more in common every day.

9 Necessary Graphs On Christmas Decorations

What's on your list this year? How about a bar chart that assures your feelings about stringing popcorn together are completely valid?

Swedish Ambassador Crossing Legs Angers Iran President Ahmadinejad

TEHRAN, Dec. 8 (UPI) -- The newly appointed Swedish ambassador to Iran apparently upset the Iranian president by crossing his legs, an Iranian website reported.

President Obama Meets Psy

The President, who once said of Gangnam Style "I think I can do that move," declined to dance during the "Christmas in Washington" concert.

24 People Wearing Stuffed Animals As Clothes

Stuffed animal cruelty is no joke.

Intelligence Institute Study Shows Fox News Viewers Have An IQ That Is 20 Points Lower Than The U.S. National Average.

Well that explains it! :) Study shows that the Americans who watch Fox News have an average IQ of 80, whereas the national average is 100. Researchers

This Is What Complete Football Annihilation Looks Like

The Seattle Seahawks beat the Arizona Cardinals 58-0 today. Here are all the Seahawks' touchdowns in one handy supercut.

The Glunz Tavern - Drink - Old Town

From the family that runs Old Town wine shop House of Glunz, the adjacent tavern first opened in 1888, but, unlike the shop, remained closed post-Prohibition until now. Harkening back to the glory days with no help from Springsteen, they opted for…

SpaceSplitter - Own

Is your roommate a total jerk about ponying up for communal household items? Does he never clean the bathroom even though he looks like the kind of person who probably takes totally gross poos? Try SpaceSplitter, a free site stocked with helpful…

East Side King At Hole In The Wall

The Drag's most iconic bar has teamed up with the Eastside's most lauded food trailer (and the chef from Kome) to form the new East Side King, a trailer-less ramen operation with some serious culinary crown jewels.

Pincho Factory's Brunch - Eat - South Miami

Yes, Pincho Factory has been hellbent on countering your quinoa intake with bacon dogs and frighteningly awesome burgers for two years now, but you had to wait until noon to do the damage. Well that's all over, because they just fired up a…

At The Marrakech Film Festival

This year's Marrakech Film Festival has been happening in Morocco all week. During my time there, I saw only one film, but the festival itself was pretty cinematic. Tons of amazingly photogenic people swanning around, lots of gorgeous scenery,…

The Most Arthouse Film Synopsis Of All Time (Top Of The Lake)

“Top of the Lake” (Australia-New Zealand) — Directed by Jane Campion and Garth Davis, written by Campion and Gerard Lee. A six-hour film in which a pregnant 12-year-old girl stands chest deep in a frozen lake. Stars Elisabeth Moss, Holly Hunter,…

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