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December 3, 2012

What Mark Sanchez Was Writing On That Clipboard After He Got Benched

These totally real, not-at-all-fake drawings and musings were discovered in a trash can outside of Rex Ryan's office this weekend.

Fleetwood Mac Is Going To Tour Again

That's the good news. The better news is that they want to play a lot of songs from Tusk!

John Stamos And Dave Coulier Got In The Holiday Spirit Together

This is the second Full House reunion today! Oh, happy day.

This Digital Advertising Company Is Not The Pope

But, Pontiflex CEO says, there are similarities!

The New Air Jordans Look Like Dumb Space Boots

These shoes are ugly and stupid and I hate them.

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Musical Parody

Shots! Shots! Shots! These dwarves came to get krunk!

Happy Birthday To Texting, The Worst Technology You Still Use Every Day

Happy 20th birthday to the SMS! Let it be the last.

The Most 'Merican Santa In America

He knows when you've been bad or good...

The 45 Most Powerful Photos Of 2012

There are some incredibly inspiring pictures in here, but warning: Some of these may break your heart.

Here's Ashton Kutcher As Steve Jobs

We've seen him as Jobs before, but this appears to be the first official photo from the upcoming biopic.

The Taylor Swift / KoRn Mashup That No One Ever Asked For

Apparently, you can mash up "We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together" with almost any song.

8 Things To Expect While Kate's Expecting

Royal Baby Fever is set to seize the world for the next year, at least. Are you prepared?

Robert Downey Jr.'s Secret Helper

Even Iron Man needs a boost sometimes.

26 Things Rihanna Didn't Apologize For In 2012

Rihanna released an album called Unapologetic this year, and she also did a lot of things she never apologized for. Like such as...

Rob Kardashian Accuses Rita Ora Of Cheating On Him With "More Than 20 Dudes"

That story and much more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

39 DIY Christmas Gifts You'd Actually Want To Receive

There is nothing worse than when someone opens your gift and is all "Oh! You...made this [backs away slowly]." Avoid that crestfallen look with these awesome crafty ideas.

Harry Reid Is Torn On The Filibuster

A "generational fight" in the Senate between Old Bulls and impatient liberals. Changes will "establish a precedent in the Senate ... that our Democratic colleagues will have to endure," warns McConnell.

High Rollers Are Still Big Losers 18 Months After Online Poker's "Black Friday"

Long after online poker was shut down in America — and players started selling account balances to each other in a Wall Street–style shadow market — there are a lot of people still waiting for their money.

The Case Against Beasts Of The Southern Wild, Review By Vince Mancini

Every year, a handful of smaller films come out that rely on critical acclaim to find an audience. As a critic, you walk a fine line between trying to help those smaller, worthy films find an audience, and making sure the films you champion are…

Jaden Smith Blows Up At Fan On Instagram

When one fan called another fan fat on Instagram, Jaden Smith, who is 14, stepped in and basically yelled every single swear in the world at her.

The Best "Cry" Faces In Hollywood And Other Links

It's not easy to capture the ugliness of sobbing.

Making Stupid Pictures Of Yourself Will Never Ever Get Old

Overlayer is a new highly addictive way to mess around with your photos.

How To Open A Beer Bottle Without Touching It

Hands-free bottle opening. Works every time.

John McCain Says Rand Paul Is Helping Democrats Make The Case For Filibuster Reform

Senator John McCain apologized to Democrats Monday on the Senate floor for efforts by Senator Rand Paul to block the National Defense Authorization Act. McCain said Paul's efforts "lends some credence" to the need for filibuster reform.

Kate Middleton Pregnant: Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Having A Baby

Catherine, 30, has been taken to King Edward VII Hospital in London with acute morning sickness and is expected to stay in hospital for several days. In a statement on their website, the couple said they are 'delighted with the news'.

One Direction Made Me Love Boy Bands

I resisted boy bands all through my teens, but now I can't stop listening to 1D.

25 Reasons "The Muppet Christmas Carol" Is The Best Carol Of Them All

Twenty years later, and no adaptation can top it.

Adam Levine On Honey Boo Boo: "Literally The Worst Thing That's Ever Happened"

Levine went on a long rant that finishes with "Just to clarify, **** those people."

Henry Cavill Handcuffed In New "Man Of Steel" Poster

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a perp walk!

7 Completely Uncontrollable Things That Will Apparently Make You Successful

Want to be successful? You'll have to transform yourself into a very tall, blonde, first-born child named Deborah.

New School Says Assad Press Aide's Admission Was "Based On Merit"

A controversy squelched Sheherezad Jaafari's plans to attend Columbia.

Brady Quinn Says What Needed To Be Said About Jovan Belcher

Brady Quinn spoke about Jovan Belcher's murder-suicide, and to date, he might be the only one who did it right.

Anne Hathaway's Catwoman Was The Best Part Of "The Dark Knight Rises"

And President Obama agrees. A BuzzFeed exclusive infographic...

"Virtual" Child Porn Proposal Draws Criticism From Experts

Some psychologists are pushing to legalize computer-generated child pornography, but critics say this could lead to more abuse of children, not less.

New Photo Of George Zimmerman From The Night Of Trayvon Martin's Death

The graphic photo, taken by police the night of Zimmerman and Martin's fatal encounter, was previously released as a blurry black-and-white image.

Best Friends Rashida Jones, Aubrey Plaza And Amy Poehler At "Trevor Live"

Once again these gals proved they are the best group of friends in Hollywood, and damnit you want to be a part of it.

The 20 Most Underrated Christmas Movies

This week the BuzzFeed community shared their favorite underrated Christmas movies. These are the 20 top selections. Let us know if there are any of your favorites missing!

John Kerry And John McCain Troll Each Other

The two traded friendly jabs at each other Monday.

10 Things To Freak Out About Now That Kate Middleton Is Pregnant

Is she having twins?! Is she buying maternity clothes?! LET'S ALL FREAK OUT IN A SEMI-ORGANIZED FASHION!

"Reading Rainbow" Remixed

SO MUCH AWESOME.

Fat Derek Jeter Is Sexy Derek Jeter Again

Goodnight sweet Prince Fielder-looking shortstop.

38 Best DIY Food Gifts

Maybe it's not a flat-screen TV, but everyone's gotta eat. These make great party favors or a nice gift for a party host.

21 Awkward Things About High School Dances

High school dances can always be a little weird...

Parody Accounts Struggling To Remain Relevant By Tweeting About The Royal Baby

Kate Middleton's pregnancy doesn't exactly fall into Lord Voldemort's wheelhouse of concerns. That didn't stop him (or any of these other parody accounts) from desperately weighing in on the news.

Fox News Airs Unfounded Attack On Christmas Story

Naturally, the Fox report was completely false. And if anybody at Fox News had bothered to call the school or the school district, they would have known their claim was untrue. Some reporters, shocked by the Fox News report, actually did engage…

Watch Actor Scoot McNairy Eat A Burger With Wild Abandon

Be careful, though. There are some good sound effects at work here and you WILL want a burger.

Homeless Man Given Shoes By New York Cop Speaks Out

The New York Times tracked down Jeffrey Hillman, the man at the receiving end of the Internet's favorite good deed.

DMX Sings "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Did you know that every version of this song you've heard up until now has been awful?

An Entire Afternoon Of Airport Landings In Just 26 Seconds

San Diego, CA, from 10:30 to 3:00. Beautiful.

How One Athletic Director Screwed His Football Team Out Of A Bowl Game

Louisiana Tech has the most explosive offense in the country, but you won't be seeing them during bowl week.

Jiggly Kate Upton GIFs To Brighten Your Life

Thank you, Vogue Germany. The world needed this today.

How Bobby Jindal Got His Mojo Back In 2012

The Louisiana governor is back as a contender for the presidency four years from now. His secret weapon: Rick Perry.

What If Aaron Sorkin Wrote Pixar Sequels?

Hint: The dialogue would be a lot snappier. Hats off to writers James Bean and Chase Hinton for grappling with this crucial question.

Lorikeets Love Milkshakes

But they hate sharing.

Congress Polling Just Above Car Salespeople In "Honesty"

Only one out of ten Americans polled by Gallup rate the honesty and ethical standards of Congressional members as "very high" or "high," ranking lawmakers just below advertising professionals and above only car salespeople on a list of twenty-two professions.

DJ Tanner And Kimmy Gibbler Hung Out This Weekend

It was a Full House reunion... kind of.

Mischievous Billboard Tweaks Top The Morning Links

A little bit of defacement can go a long way.

Glenn Beck Rips Bob Costas' Javon Belcher Commentary

"Guns have nothing to do with the culture we live in!"

Kate Middleton Is Pregnant

ROYAL BABY TIME.

Das Racist Is Over

The hip-hop geniuses behind "Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell" have called it quits. This is more sad than you might actually realize.

Hacker Group Exploits Massive Security Hole In Tumblr

This morning a hacker group called the GNAA created a worm that unleashed a flood of racist spam into users' dashboards. Here's how to protect yourself.

Holiday Eticat

Because let's face it, everyone wants to be the classiest kitty at the holiday party.

"Star Trek: Into Darkness" Poster Revealed

To boldly go where all men have gone before. Looks like we're headed back to Earth, and she's seen better days.

The Best Chairs You Can Buy

7,000 words on the most underappreciated gadget you own: your butt-holder.

Alcohol Under The Microscope

You don't need beer goggles to see how pretty alcohol really is. Bev Shots took these gorgeous photos of different types of alcohol at 1000x magnification.

Heidi Klum Bedazzled Her Entire Face For A Cleopatra Costume

Heidi fInally got to wear her ornate Halloween costume over the weekend, and it wasn't very scary — unless you find a completely bedazzled face to be scary, which I do.

Fun. Are The Most Inventive Band On The Radio

They seem like squares, but they're the only experimental, ambitious rock band in the mainstream right now.

Bob Costas: If Jovan Belcher Didn't Have A Gun, He And His Girlfriend Would Still Be Alive

During last night's Sunday Night Football broadcast on NBC, the famed sportscaster — quoting Jason Whitlock — took a stand on gun control.

New "Condom Ambulance" Delivers Protection To Your Door

Oh, the conveniences of living in Sweden or New Jersey.

13 Powerful Photos From The First Chiefs Game After The Shooting

The Chiefs were forced to play the day after their linebacker tragically murdered his girlfriend and then shot himself in front of his coach and GM. Under the shadow of tragedy, the lowly team from Kansas City found a way to persevere.

Girls Holiday Gift Guide - Home + Gadgets

Don't do anything crazy and try to come up with your own ideas this season. Just buy the stuff on this list and nobody gets hurt.

Muslim Brotherhood 'Paying Gangs To Go Out And Rape Women And Beat Men Protesting In Egypt' As Thousands Of Demonstrators Pour On To The Streets

Amid the thousands of protesters in Tahrir Square lurk groups of men paid to sexually assault women and beat up men in a bid to break up the demonstrations, say activists.

Dark Knight Pop-Up Exhibit - Entertainment

Now through December 14th at the Event Deck beside the Nokia Theater, the studio is marking the release of The Dark Knight Rises by putting all five Batmobiles from the television and movie versions of Batman on display, along with a convention hall…

WTF Is Going On With Network TV?

It’s December, and most of your favorite shows won’t return until January. Let’s talk about them behind their backs! Time for the winners, losers, and weird facts of the season.

15 People Who Just Saw Mitt Romney

The former presidential candidate has been spotted in La Jolla, Boston, Washington, and Salt Lake City since his defeat on Nov 6.

How America Learned To Love Mitt Romney

Everybody loves a loser.

First Photos Of Taylor Swift And Harry Styles Out Together

The One Directioner was spotted with Taylor Swift at the Central Park Zoo earlier today. They were with a group of friends...and a baby?

Why Tom Perriello May Be Hard To Beat

This video. "One of the best congressmen Virginia's ever had," said Obama, who is now being courted by Terry McAuliffe in his bid for governor of Virginia.

Two Images Illustrating How Completely Republicans Have Flip-Flopped On The Filibuster

The Senate has hypocrisy to spare. This edition brought to you by the Senate Republican Policy Committee, a conservative group of Senators.

Joe Biden Goes To Mexico

The vice president was in Mexico Saturday to attend the swearing-in ceremony of Mexico's President-elect Enrique Pena Nieto. He looks like he had a good time.

Best Of The Best November 2012 - Philadelphia

to find the best new spots to eat, drink and shop in your 'hood. New to Thrillist? Sign Up Already a member? Log In thrillist Nation Atlanta Atlantic City Austin Boston Chicago Dallas Denver Detroit Hamptons Las Vegas London Los Angeles Miami Minneapolis New York Philadelphia Portland San Diego San Francisco Seattle Washington DC Nation Feed My Thrillist Popular Topics: Bars Food Sex + Dating Home + Gadgets Money Sports Style Cars Travel Music Entertainment Best of the Best November 2012

Best Of The Best November 2012 - Boston

to find the best new spots to eat, drink and shop in your 'hood. New to Thrillist? Sign Up Already a member? Log In thrillist Nation Atlanta Atlantic City Austin Boston Chicago Dallas Denver Detroit Hamptons Las Vegas London Los Angeles Miami Minneapolis New York Philadelphia Portland San Diego San Francisco Seattle Washington DC Nation Feed My Thrillist Popular Topics: Bars Food Sex + Dating Home + Gadgets Money Sports Style Cars Travel Music Entertainment Best of the Best November 2012

Best Of The Best November 2012 - Austin

to find the best new spots to eat, drink and shop in your 'hood. New to Thrillist? Sign Up Already a member? Log In thrillist Nation Atlanta Atlantic City Austin Boston Chicago Dallas Denver Detroit Hamptons Las Vegas London Los Angeles Miami Minneapolis New York Philadelphia Portland San Diego San Francisco Seattle Washington DC Nation Feed My Thrillist Popular Topics: Bars Food Sex + Dating Home + Gadgets Money Sports Style Cars Travel Music Entertainment Best of the Best November 2012

Bars Within Bars

Find the hidden speakeasies in these not-so-hidden bars

Fifty Shades Of Grey Porn Adaptation Sued By Fifty Shades, Universal

The copyright owner of EL James’ Fifty Shades of Grey, and Universal, the studio producing the film adaptation, are suing the producers of Fifty Shades of Grey: A XXX Adaptation. The sticking point here being the “a XXX adaptation” part, as opposed…

Video: Topless Prostitutes Reenact Braveheart

One of my best friends once paid an Italian hooker $20 to brush his teeth on the street in what I consider his finest moment, so it’s possible that I’m the perfect audience for this new feature from Fat Jew (don’t look at me like that, that’s his…

Insane Video Of Kim Kardashian's Trip To Bahrain

Kim was greeted by screaming fans in the Persian Gulf kingdom. Meanwhile, conservative Muslims protested her.

49 Awesome DIY Holiday Cards

If there's one thing you're going to hand-make this holiday season, avoid the generic store-bought Christmas cards and opt for one of these creative ideas. Most people display their Christmas cards, and yours will be sure to stand out.

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