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December 26, 2012

13 Calendars For 2013 That Shouldn't Exist

There are great calendar ideas like Hot Guys & Baby Animals, and then there are total head-scratchers. Here are 13 calendars that no one needs.

Rihanna & Chris Brown Are Back On! Here's Our Advice To Her

Since RiRi isn't listening to anybody when it comes to Chris Brown, we hope she keeps a few things in mind as their relationship heats back up

Terrifying Video Of A Shark Tank In A Chinese Mall Cracking

Jesus Christ. Welcome to my nightmare.

RIP Peter Parker And Other Links

After spinning webs across New York City for 50 years, the character will be defeated by a powerful nemesis in the comic's 700th issue.

Kevin Is Left Alone At Taco Bell For Christmas, Eats

This is kind of sad. But also not because Taco Bell is the shit.

Remembering The Editor Who Brought Sex To Seventeen And Predicted Millennials Decades Ago

A former nun-turned-Seventeen-editor-in-chief, Midge Turk Richardson filled the pages of the magazine with discussion of topics like sex and anorexia. She died last week at 82.

R.A. Dickey Got Star Wars Pajamas For Christmas

Everything's coming up Dickey in 2012.

Taylor Swift Is This Year's Most Charitable Celebrity

That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

Chaos Reigns At Saks On The Day After Christmas

Shoppers compete for discounted shoes, while a charity worker outside the store says things are slow this year.

The Year's 15 Biggest Flops

For every Dark Knight Rises, there's an Oogieloves. Here's a breakdown of 2012's cinematic disasters.

Timeline Of The Far Future

The timeline of the far future artice is far from the longest page on Wikipedia, but it might take you several hours to get through because it contains so many enticing detours. What's Pangaea Ultima? Oooh, Roche limit! The Degenerate Era, Poincaré…

Rapper Drake Turns Scrooge After Demanding That Retailers Cut Him A Check For All Merchandize Bearing YOLO Logo (Even Though He Didn't Coin It!)

The 26-year-old recording artist, who reportedly has a net worth of $25million, posted two images on the photo-sharing website Instagram depicting clothing emblazoned with the acronym YOLO, which stands for ‘you only live once.’

Working In PR Is An Endless Grind Of Fickle Celebs, Demanding Clients, And Crazy People

"Any event where we have a press check-in, we have all these crazies showing up. And I've had people lie to me about who they were."

The RGIII Christmas Carol Is The Cutest Thing

An elementary school choir singing a Christmas song about their favorite football player? Yes please.

Django Unchained Review: Best Of The Year, By Vince Mancini

Django Unchained isn’t just a glorification of gratuitous violence and foul language, EVERYthing about Django is gratuitous. There’s an extra character in it, like the crowd noise as the invisible twelfth man in a football game, only in this case,…

The 69 Most Hammable Moments Of 2012

Ranked in order of Hammability.

21 Irresistible Boxer Puppies To Celebrate Boxing Day

Boxing Day has nothing to do with puppies. Unless you are giving puppies as gifts in which case, can I have one?

Edward Gorey Meets "Doctor Who"

This awesome parody of The Gashlycrumb Tinies by artist eattoast contains plenty of spoilers, so watch out.

How The Clippers Became The Best Team In The NBA: A Guide

The Los Angeles Clippers are on a 14-game winning streak and putting in a serious claim to be the league's team to beat.

Congress Has "Momentum" To Stop Warrantless Email Snooping, Aides Say

A bill dies in the Senate, but its backers are optimistic. Forcing police and the FBI to ask a judge before they read your email.

Video: The 25 Most Ninja Photobombs Of 2012

The art of the photobomb, illustrated by some of the world's finest.

Meet Instagram's Amazing Abba Twins

The Abba Twins are Thai nightclub promoters/fashionistas who post photos of their amazing matching outfits to Instagram. They're fantastic.

Eminem Is A Skilled Donkey Kong Player

It turns out that Eminem is a pretty good Donkey Kong player. 272,300 is a great score, but 465,800 is no less than world class-c

23 Inspiring Things Celebrities Did This Year

Sometimes celebrities use their fame for good. These are those times.

49 Cozy Winter Accessories To Keep You Warm

So you put off your winter-accessory shopping until it finally got frigid. Thankfully, almost everything's on sale and a cat-ear hat seems much less risky when it's only $14.

20 Reasons Why New Year's Is The Worst

Despite the pressure for this to be the best night of a girl's life ever, it never is.

Philadelphia Mayor: NRA's Call For Armed Guards At Schools Is A "Dumbass Idea"

Mayor Michael Nutter didn't think too highly of the NRA's response to the Newtown massacre. The city of Philadelphia recently fired 91 school police officers.

D.C. Starbucks Cups Call For Fiscal-Cliff Action

Did you get a "Come Together" scrawled on your cup this morning? Here's why.

The 30 Most Inspiring Interspecies Friendships Of The Year

2012: The year when species, great and small, finally decided that love > hate. May they be an inspiration to us all.

'Great Dane Cuddles Baby' Viral Video Perfect For Boxing Day

The Internet has made heroes and celebrities out of a long list of animals and children caught on video doing silly and surprising things. The latest viral sensation is a Great Dane named Scooby and a baby named Cade, and it's certain to buoy any flagging post-Christmas spirits. Scooby, whose head is nearly the same size as the Cade's body, snuggles and licks the child who can give as good as he gets.

Spike Lee Says Django Unchained Is Disrespectful And He Won't See It

Spike Lee told Vibe TV that he won't be seeing Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained, because it's disrespectful. "American Slavery Was Not A Sergio Leone Spaghetti Western.It Was A Holocaust.My Ancestors Are Slaves.Stolen From Africa.I Will Honor…

There's A New "Girls" Trailer

"Everybody acts like I'm nuts. I'm not nuts! I just want to feel it all."

Hawaii Reacts To Obama And The First Family's Annual Vacation

Every year since Barack Obama was elected president, Hawaii's son has spent Christmas in the islands with his family. Local residents either love it or really hate the traffic.

Dimitar Berbatov Is The Kobe Bryant Of Soccer

Just give him the damn ball.

Man Tries Sneak Saw Blades Onto An Airplane In His iPad

The TSA is apparently wise to the old "tape a bunch of sharp objects to your tablet" trick.

Nearly 250,000 Sign White House Petition To Label Westboro Baptist Church A Hate Group

The petition was in response to Westboro Baptist Church plans to picket Sandy Hook funerals.

Chad Johnson Admits He Has A Sex Tape, Denies He Leaked It

In a not-so-shocking coincidence, former NFL star Chad Johnson admitted he has a sex tape just four months after PornHub offered him $100,000.

Bruce Jenner Sad And Alone At A Basketball Game

While his family sat courtside, Bruce got shafted to the second row. Poor Bruce.

Kyrie Irving Spent His Holiday Hanging Out With A Girl Named "VuhJynaSaurus"

Nothing says the holidays like accidental sexy Instagrams and bad athlete damage control.

7 Incredibly Depressing Stats About Vacations In The U.S.

Americans get less vacation and take less vacation. Revolt!

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Tears Up The Dance Floor

Astrophysicist. Gentleman. Dance King.

The Top 10 Most Pirated TV Shows In 2012

And the winner(?) is... Did your favorite show rank high enough to end up on the list?

The #IWant2013ToBe Tag Is Basically Twitter's Wishing Well

If all these Twitter wishes come true, we're in for a kickass year.

19 Greatest TV Bartenders Of All Time

Ranking the fictional bartenders we all wish were real.

"Man Crotch" Is A Key Component Of New Versace Ads

It's about time someone other than Beyoncé or Rihanna pose wearing leotard-tight bottoms with their legs open.

Instant Karma Tops The Morning Links

Life with inventor Edwin Land and his revolutionary Polaroid SX-70.

The 7 Stages Of Pure Joy

How a simple surprise gift can change a kid's day.

Celebrities Celebrated Christmas Just Like Us

The stars shared their own photos from Christmas Day, and turns out, their Christmases are a lot like ours! Meaning, filled with matching pajamas.

Joy Died When The '90s Died

Kids these days don't understand. Wait, wait, wait, so all this '90s nostalgia is just us feeling the cold breath of mortality on our necks?

2012: Biggest Disappointments - Eat

Miami was full of disappointments this year, most of which played in Little Havana and got sent to Toronto. But there were also some food-fails -- see what Miami's top culinary minds had to say about the biggest resto-related downers.

You Can Keep Your New Year's Resolutions

New Year's resolutions can be completed. Yes even that one.

Listen To The First Song Recorded On The International Space Station

For the season, a Christmas Carol to the Earth. Jewel in the Night is an original song written by astronaut Chris Hadfield and was recorded on the ISS on Dec. 23, 2012.

Great Britain's Version Of Black Friday

Complete with overnight lines and crazed crowds.

New York Shooter Left Terrifying Note

"What I like doing best — killing people."

The Tablets That Won (And Lost) Christmas

According to "first tweet from" posts on Twitter. Not a perfect metric, but this doesn't look so great for Microsoft.

2012: Biggest Disappointments - Drink

While Hurricane Sandy obviously came up plenty when we asked NYC's top chefs, barmen, and more about their biggest disappointments of 2012, answers also ranged from Bill's Gay 90's closing to a wondrous screed on the failings of culinary television.

Senate OKs Warrantless Email Snooping

Language to end the practice was quietly dropped just before the holiday.

Jessica Simpson Confirms She's Pregnant With Second Baby

The rumors are true! Jessica Simpson gave her fans and followers a Christmas present when she confirmed on Dec. 25 that she's expecting her second child.

Mark Zuckerberg's Sister Complains Of Facebook Privacy Breach

Randi Zuckerberg, Mark's sister and former marketing director of Facebook, posted a photo to her Facebook. She was less than thrilled when someone reposted it to Twitter.

Family Got Kinda Weird This Christmas

Don't judge. OK, actually, judge.

Kevin Durant's Sexy New Commercial Is Great

This new Sprint spot premiered during the Christmas day games, and before the final punchline seems to be going in a sexy, sexy direction.

Adorable Old Lady Loves Adorable NBA Player

This old woman had a very Ricky Rubio Christmas.

'Rape-Provoking' Miniskirts And Crop Tops Banned By King Of Swaziland With Offenders Facing Six Months In Jail

Police in Swaziland, the last absolute monarchy in Africa and an incredibly conservative nation, have resurrected an archaic colonial criminal act from 1889 to stop women wearing clothes that expose their body.

Letter From Chinese Labor Camp Found In Halloween Decorations

DAMASCUS, Ore., Dec. 24 (UPI) -- An Oregon woman says she is mindful of the origin of holiday decorations after finding a letter from a Chinese labor camp in purchased Halloween supplies.

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