19 Greatest TV Bartenders Of All Time

Ranking the fictional bartenders we all wish were real.

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Sometimes you want to go where you know every bartender's name. Here are the best bartenders in the history of TV (limit one per show).

16. Carl from "How I Met Your Mother"


What to order: Shots

Small talk: Compliment his shot-making ability.

5. Guinan from "Star Trek: Next Generation"

What to order: Aldebaran whiskey. Or prune juice, if you're Klingon.

Small talk: Say that you too have an interest in fencing and bald men.

4. Butchie from "The Wire"

What to order: Natty Boh

Small talk: Politely ask for advice.