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December 7, 2012

"Dos And Don'ts For The Perfect Practical Joke" By Susanna Wolff

Let the Rosenberg Twins show you how to make your practical joke go off without a hitch! Read "Dos and Don'ts for the Perfect Practical Joke" and more funny articles on CollegeHumor

Blood Ecology: Tokyo Jungle And The Apocalypse From 1UP.com

To understand why this is unusual, we need to look at the genre of apocalyptic doomsday stories itself. Apocalyptic doomsday stories often serve as present-day morality plays. Mainstream culture has trended toward a secular, scientific basis rather…

Republican Congressman's Excuse For Not Extending The Middle-Class Tax Cuts

Rep. John Duncan (R-TN) admits that he won't extend middle-class tax cuts in order to keep control of the floor out of the hands of Democrats.

Jacintha Saldanha: Family's Grief At 'Suicide' Of Nurse Who Transferred DJs' Hoax Kate Middleton Hospital Call

The body of Jacintha Saldanha was found at an address yards away from King Edward VII Hospital, where she worked, just before 9.30am today.

News Anchor Proposes Live On-Air, Is Immediately Fired (Hopefully)

Hey, man, remember how you worked really hard to get a rare, well-payed, glamorous job as a television news anchor? Sure, it’s in your local market and you’ve got dreams and aspirations of moving to a bigger city, asking the tougher questions, at…

Jacintha Saldanha, Nurse Who Fell For Kate Middleton Prank Phone Call Commits Suicide

A hospital nurse, Jacintha Saldanha, who fell victim to a prank call to Kate Middleton's hospital room appears to have killed herself just yards away from the hospital where she worked, the Daily Mail reported.

24 Moving Photos From The 71st Anniversary of Pearl Harbor

Veterans of the bombing gathered today in Hawaii to remember the 2,400 Americans who lost their lives in the attack 71 years ago.

The Best And Worst Ideas For Upcoming TV Adaptations Of Movies

Bravo has heard our cries and is planning a series based on 1992 camp classic Death Becomes Her. Sadly, not all adaptation ideas are created equal.

Why The New YouTube Design Will Drive You Insane

It makes it extremely hard to see into the past. And isn't that a big part of what YouTube is for?

Heartbreaking Photos Of The Lead Poisoning Outbreak In Nigeria

Gold mining in Nigeria has created a devastating byproduct of lead dust, responsible for hundreds of children's deaths.

New Baby Hippo Poses For Adorable Photos

He was just born at the Berlin Zoo.

Kate Upton: 2012 The Year In Review [PHOTOS / VIDEO]

Considering the amount of times Kate Upton has graced our front page, it’s easy to forget exactly how much stuff she’s actually done. Even in just the span of a year, the answer is “a lot”.

37 Reasons Why Staying In Is The Best

Why go out to a stuffy, crowded bar when you can stay home, take off your clothes, and consume a pizza and an entire bottle of wine?

50 Tiny And Adorable DIY Stocking Stuffers

There's only so much you can fit into one stocking. You could also give many of these as party favors or use them as advent calendar gifts.

15 Wildly Misleading Movie Posters From Around The World

Sometimes a movie poster perfectly conveys the spirit of the movie it's advertising, effectively capsulizing every reason you should see the film into a single engrossing image. Other times, poster designers get handed the title of the film and a…

Nick Nolte Hit The Town Looking As Devilishly Handsome As Ever

Wearing bright pink pants and what looks like a filthy jacket, former Sexiest Man Alive Nick Nolte seems to just not care anymore.

10 Most Popular Tech Stories This Week

One way to figure out the best tech stories of the week: looking at the stuff people are saving with Pocket, the web's biggest read-later service. These are the 10 most-saved tech stories of the week.

So, 2012 Was A Terrible Year For Gluten

The vast majority of the population has no medical reason to shun gluten other than a seemingly fancy way of going "low-carb." Because it's not like Atkins is still cool.

The Cast Of "Now And Then": Then And Now

It's been seventeen years since Thora Birch stuffed her bra with pudding.

Santa Claus Told A Little Kid The Toronto Maple Leafs Suck

Santa must not know the Leafs are currently undefeated this season.

All The Middle Earth Maps Your Cartographer Heart Desires

Everyone knows it isn't a proper fantasy setting without detailed maps of fictional locations. ThinkGeek has you covered whether you're a fan of the classic or prefer Dwarven map-making,

Rebel Wilson Makes A Pretty Great Mermaid

The photos and videos are part of The New York Times Hollywood Heroines piece.

"Star Wars" Was Based On A True Story

A galaxy far, far away looks awfully familiar. In Star Wars And History, historical scholars compare Lucas's universe to our own.

Santa Plays The Sax For A Beluga Whale

The spirit of Christmas personified.

Fantasy Football Dos And Don'ts Week 14

Don't get put in a headlock of fantasy pain! Heed these tips!

Cory Booker Reveals Difficulties Of SNAP Challenge In Video

Critics attack Newark mayor Cory Booker and Michael Strahan for taking on food stamp challenge

Meet The Albanian Bear, A 13-Year Old With 22 Championship Belts

Reshat Mati is such a badass at age 13 that adults are calling him "The Albanian Bear." Undefeated in kickboxing, undefeated in MMA, 22 championship belts!

DIY Ombre Hair In 4 Easy Steps

(Ed. Note: We were pretty leery of this whole ombre hair thing, until our sales intern waltzed in the office one day looking fantastic with her own DIY job. We demanded that she write down her method for our beloved readers/us mostly)

'Scandal' Spoilers Who Shot Fitz: Betsy Beers Weighs In

[Warning: This story contains spoilers from Thursday's "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" episode of Scandal.] ABC's Scandal didn't waste any time in pulling back the curtain on the mystery surrounding just who took (multiple!) shots at President Fitzgerald Grant.

Biggie Smalls Autopsy Report Leaked: Graphic Details Of Christopher Wallace's Death Revealed

It has been 15 years since rapper Christopher Wallace, known as The Notorious B.I.G. or Biggie Smalls, was gunned down and killed in Los Angeles. Now with a newly leaked autopsy report, shockingly graphic details of the legendary rapper's unsolved…

Kate Middleton -- Hospital Nurse Found Dead After Radio Prank ... Suicide Suspected

Kate Middleton hospital worker found dead 'in suspected suicide Photos Revealed HERE: CLICK TO SEE!!!

McAfee Hospitalized After Heart Attacks: Lawyer

(Newser) – The John McAfee drama isn't ending with his arrest. The tech-guru-turned-fugitive has been hospitalized in Guatemala after suffering what his lawyer describes as two mild heart attacks,…

The Absolute Best Photo Of A Gay Couple Getting Married In Washington State

These two have become the faces of gay marriage in Washington state. They are my everything.

Anderson Cooper Owns One Pair Of Jeans That He Washes "Maybe Twice In Six Months"

That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

Try Not To Cry At This "30 Rock" Photo

We miss the TGS crew already.

20 Heartbreaking Photos Of The Devastation In The Philippines

Supertyphoon Bopha slammed into the chain of islands. (Warning: graphic content!) The death toll currently stands at 500, with over 400 missing and 310,000 displaced.

40 Ways Beyoncé Ran The World In 2012

Oh, you thought this wasn't Beyoncé's year? WRONG. Every year is Beyoncé's year.

9 Passages From Lena Dunham's Book Proposal Illustrated By Her Instagrams

Lena Dunham submitted a 66-page proposal for an "advice book," which was then purchased by Random House for $3.7 million. Here are some select passages overlayed on her Instagram photos.

The Seventh Cat Of Christmas

The most adorable tree ornament yet.

Mariah Carey And The Roots Perform "All I Want For Christmas Is You"

I cannot tell a lie: Mariah Carey‘s version of “All I Want For Christmas Is You” is one of my favorite Christmas songs of all time. I have had multiple serious fights with my boyfriend when he’s dared to question Mariah’s pop supremacy, both in…

Shakira Shakira Shares First Snapshot Of Baby Boy In Ultrasound (PHOTO)

Shakira's baby boy hasn't arrived yet, but he's ready for his close up. Just a week after the expectant mama showed off her pregnant belly with boyfriend Gerard Piqué on Instagram, the couple ha …

Obtainium Aluminum Wallet - Own

Enter the aircraft grade, anodized Obtainium wallet. Machined to the hard, smooth dimensions of an old BlackBerry sleeve, this aluminum billfold is designed for quick access to its contents with or without having to open it.

Hospital Worker Duped By Kate Middleton Radio Prank Found Dead

A worker at the private hospital where a pregnant Kate Middleton was being treated has been found dead, two days after being fooled by DJs from an Australian radio station pretending to be Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Charles, the BBC reports.

Kristen Wiig Joins Anchorman 2 Cast As Steve Carell's Love Interest

When the internet found out a sequel to Anchorman was happening, the response was nearly Arrested Developian. And it’s about to get positively bacon-esque when Kristen Wiig joins the cast as Brick Tamlan’s love interest.

The Craziest Man In Technology Through The Years

John McAfee, from high school student to grizzled fugitive. A photo timeline of the antivirus pioneer gone rogue.

17 Uncomfortable Moments Under The Mistletoe

Prepare to have all your romantic mistletoe fantasies destroyed.

We Are All This Cat Going In Circles

Do you ever feel like you're not getting anywhere? Like you're just repeating your mistakes, and finding yourself right back where you started every single time? This cat can relate.

24 Clever Things To Do With Wine Glasses

Get inspired for your next dinner party. Hopefully your guests will notice your impressive creativity before the wine really starts flowing.

The Most Retweeted Tweets Of The Media

According to the Twitter analytics website Favstar, these are the most retweeted tweets of some of the biggest news organizations.

10 Best Ways To Spell Hanukkah

There's really no wrong way to spell Hanukkah. Might as well get creative!

Teenage Lena Dunham Threw An Amazing Vegan Dinner Party

In 2003, and The New York Times was ON IT.

Hyper Detailed Hand-Drawn Map Of NYC And Other Links

Jenni Sparks lovingly recreated the five boroughs, down to individual buildings and landmarks.

Senator Asks MTV To Cancel "Buck Wild"

Joe Manchin says the show stereotypes West Virginians in an unflattering way. He's probably right.

101 Bite-Size Party Foods

A comprehensive guide to the best part of the holidays.

Eight Nights Of Latkes At Kutsher's

Things kick off strong with this joint topped with "pastrami smoked duck", pear butter, and sour cherry.

32 Perfect Fall Outfits

If you're sick of the sweater/jeans/boots combo you wear every day, freshen up your chilly-weather wardrobe with these ideas.

'Kill Those F---Ing Yankees': PSY's Anti-U.S. Past Surfaces

South Korean pop sensation PSY, aka Park Jae-sang, might have won over Americans with his infectious breakthrough single, "Gangnam Style," but has America won him over? The singer will be forced to face those kinds of questions as several…

Nurse Jacintha Saldanha 'Suicide': Australian DJs Mel Greig And Christian Michael Taken Off Air Amid Global Revulsion At 'Sick Prank'

'SCA and the hosts have decided that they will not return to their radio show, until further notice out of respect for what can only be described as a tragedy.'

"War On Men" Author Says Women Love Her Work

Her piece claiming "women aren’t women anymore" has gotten a lot of positive comments from "women in the media," says Suzanne Venker on FoxNews.com Live.

The Best Christmas Family Portrait Of 2012 From Look What I Found

That man's wife forgot to wear pants. (via Reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/14dqhn/best_christmas_family_pic_ever/)

23 Company Holiday Party Blunders To Avoid

Escape with your dignity and employment status still intact.

Instagrams Of The Netherlands' "Black Pete" Christmas Tradition

The Netherlands's holiday celebrations include dressing up as Zwarte Piet, St. Nick's servant.

Filipino Delegate Makes Emotional Plea For Action On Climate Change

Naderev Saño fights tears at the final session of a climate change conference. "If not us, then who? If not now, then when?"

Here's A Parrot Driving A Little Buggy

First it was dogs, and now it's birds. Humans, we'd better step up our game before we're replaced as the dominant species on the planet.

The Only Liquid Worth Talking About

Let's put eggnog in everything ever.

Jurassic Prankster Runs Amok, Is Wonderful

Allosaurus, what are you doing? Eating fast food and ding dong ditching is so beneath you!

Porn-O-Vision III

The latest viral buzz from collegehumor.com

Taylor Swift And Harry Styles Spend Second Night Together

The 18-year-old One Direction star has reportedly been sleeping over with Swift at the Greenwich Hotel

LeAnn Rimes Wants Own Kids With Eddie Cibrian

Brandi Glanville may think she's not equipped to look after children, but the singer says she "would love to be a mom"

"Made In The USA" Is Back, Baby

Earlier this morning in a post about Apple manufacturing their products in the US, I wrote "look for this "made in the USA" thing to turn into a trend". Well, Made in the USA is already emerging as a trend in the media. On Tuesday, Farhad Manjoo…

James Irvine Left Pit Bull To Babysit Infant Son, Deputies Say

Dogs these days might be learning to drive, but that doesn't mean they're adequate babysitters. James R. Irvine, 41, was charged with child neglect after Flagler County Sheriff's Office deputies said the Palm Coast, Fla., man headed to a bar and…

Duchess Kate’s Hospital Nurse In Suspected Suicide Over Prank Call

The nurse who put through a prank call to Kate Middleton’s hospital ward on Tuesday morning has died of a suspected suicide, reports the Daily Telegraph.

Scientists Discover The Oldest Dinosaur Yet

Now, however, those doubts have been put to rest thanks to the discovery of what may be the world’s oldest dinosaur bones. The remains of the Nyasasaurus parringtoni, a labroador-sized creature with a 5-foot tail, are 10 to 15 million years older…

Desperate Lindsay Lohan Sells Old Clothes For Cash

With her accounts frozen by the IRS due to nonpayment of taxes in 2009 and 2010, Lindsay Lohan is running out of cash and out of options. She's apparently resorted to selling off her old clothes and shoes for extra money.

Rodarte Holiday Gift Guide - Best Holiday Gifts 2012

Similarly to how they conceptualize their collections, Rodarte designers Kate and Laura Mulleavy approach holiday gifting with great thought and care. "When deciding what to gift our loved ones, we always give presents that are personal and special…

Jacintha Saldanha: 'Our Beloved Jacintha'

The body of Jacintha Saldanha was found at an address yards away from King Edward VII Hospital, where she worked, just before 9.30am today.

Isla Fisher: Being Mrs. Borat Is ‘Embarrassing’!

Isla Fisher: Being Mrs. Borat Is ‘Embarrassing’!

Emile Hirsch Pees In Front Of Nightclub

With a functioning bathroom just feet away, "Savages" star Emile Hirsch relieved himself outside a West Hollywood nightclub last night ... surrounded by…

Kate Middleton Nurse Dead — Twitter Explodes With Anger At Royal Prank DJs

The nurse who released details about pregnant Kate Middleton’s condition in the hospital has reportedly committed suicide and now Twitter users are angry, frustrated and speaking out against ...

Famous Historical Photos Turned Into Selfies

The iconic Times Square V-J Day "Kiss" shot is brilliant. The images were created for the Cape Times, a South African newspaper, by advertising agency Low Cape Town.

Twilight Sparkling Vampire Baby Dolls, From Etsy

Twilight Sparkling Vampire Baby Dolls on sale from Etsy. Thanks to Bean Shanine, you can get your Renesmee-inspired sparkly vampire baby doll.

CeeLo Green Has Gas Problems

Christina Aguilera outed his flatulence issue on Ellen today.

The Lakers Go To The Movies

Pau Gasol cements his legacy as the Likable Laker, Kobe remains a dick.

The 30 Best Photos Of Hillary Clinton From 2012

She drank. She danced. For all we know, she Instagrammed.

The Secrets Of The Internet's Most Beloved Viral Marketer

Matthew Inman's site, The Oatmeal, is one of the biggest comics on the Web. Why the "envy of nearly every cartoonist" is suddenly under siege.

10 Mormons React To The Church's Shift On Sexuality

Both gay and straight members of the Church and those raised Mormon shared their thoughts with BuzzFeed on what the change means to them and their community. "What remains to be seen is whether this will finally filter down to the actual members," one said.

Mormon Church Calls For Compassion Toward Gays, Says Homosexuality Is Not A Choice

The Mormon church has launched a new campaign encouraging its members to be more compassionate toward the LGBT community.

Snoop Lion's Reddit Chat: Rapper Admits To Smoking 81 Blunts A Day

Who better to look to than Snoop Lion (formerly Snoop Dogg) on the first day of legalized recreational marijuana use (Dec. 6) in Washington.

Kate Middleton Radio Prank-Suicide: Receptionist Who Fell For 2Day FM Prank Reportedly Commits Suicide.

I was really hoping that my days on the Kate and Wills beat were over, but there's a rather bizarre—and if true, very sad—story coming out of Great Britain this morning courtesy of a pair of English tabloids. In short the papers report that a…

Meet The Dog And The Man Behind This Year's Most Heartwarming Rescue Story

Billy, the wonderful dog who was rescued from a puppy mill by his person, Adam, is hanging out and taking questions live right here. Go check 'em out!

Here's A "Gangnam Style" For Christmas

As it turns out, it sounds pretty good mashed up with Wham's "Last Christmas."

The Complete User's Guide To Playing Dreidel

It's important to know how to play the best game of the holiday season.

Psy Allegedly Rapped "Kill Those Fucking Yankees" In 2004

Eight years before "Gangnam Style," Psy helped cover a song called "Dear American" at an anti-U.S. protest, multiple reports indicate.

10 Adorably Shitty Versions Of Classic Paintings

Reddit artist extraordinaire Shitty_Watercolour has put together a very awesome album of paintings based some very famous works of art.

NFL "Legend" Bernie Kosar Went On The Radio Super Drunk

The Cleveland sports legend got wasted and then called into a local radio show for his typical guest spot. It was a mistake.

The Most-Documented Celebrity Pregnancies Of 2012

Kate Middleton and the cast of Teen Mom have something in common. They generated some of the most pregnancy speculation of any celebs this year, as measured by mentions on tabloid covers.

Awesome Infographic Breaks Down Kobe Bryant's 30,000 Career Points

This week Kobe Bryant became the fifth player in NBA history to score 30,000 points in his career.

Dog Communicates With Baby (VIDEO)

"Mother of God." That was the reaction of many when a video emerged last week appearing to show a dog and a baby engage in a full-on conversation.

Notorious B.I.G. Christopher Wallace -- AUTOPSY REPORT Reveals Graphic Details

Christopher Wallace sustained gunshot wounds to his chest, shoulder, leg, forearm and scrotum on the night he was murdered in L.A. back in 1997 ... this…

AUDIO] Radio DJs Prank Call Kate Middleton’s Hospital As Queen Elizabeth

Two radio DJ’s claiming to be Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Charles pranked called Kate’s hospital after she’d been admitted for acute morning sickness. Read on for all the detail...

Liv Tyler Picks A Winner

At the New York premiere of The Hobbit.

17 Things That All New Yorkers Fear

Hearing the phrase, "Excuse me do you have a minute for..."

Breaking: Sophia Bush Got Bangs

Move over, Kate Middleton, there is another girl with bangs now. Not including the other 17,057,204 girls with bangs.

7 DIY Treats You Won't Be Able To Stop Eating

Just try to make some ancho chili-cinnamon bark and not eat the whole darn pan before it's out of your kitchen.

21 Nightmare-Inducing Dummy Headshots

Forever staring into your soul.

The NFL Will Support Jovan Belcher's Daughter Through College

Some good news for a little girl who needs it.

High-Tech Tattoos Monitor Your Health Tops The Morning Links

In the future, ink could help fine-tune your workout or give you early warning about disease.

New "Iron Man 3" Footage In Japanese Teaser

Looks like Tony Stark and Pepper Potts are happily settled into domestic life together! Until, you know, their house gets blown up.

28 Reasons Why Kids Ruin Christmas

'Tis the season to get your festering little monster a giant lump of coal.

Concerned Penguins Make The Best Sound Ever

As if penguins weren't already perfect little birds.

The Obamas Light The National Christmas Tree

And most importantly, Neil Patrick Harris was there!

Spring Break Like A Man

It's December, which means you're probably already planning a winter/spring getaway. But if you're over 22, going to Cancun is no longer acceptable.

Floppy Disk Table - Own

If your apartment isn't already full of out-of-date electronics, the ~2'x2' black steel Floppy Disk Table should fill the void, being that it's basically an enormous ode to that wondrous data storage device with legs, something the original severely…

Is Kate Middleton Too Thin To Be Pregnant?

It isn’t easy being pregnant, and it sure isn’t easy being a pregnant Kate Middleton.

Acting Legend Asks Fox News Producer, "Can I Piss On You?"

Emmy winner Ed Asner had some fun with a Fox News producer who was confronting him about an animated video the actor narrated on behalf of the California Federation of Teachers.

The Most Amazing Celebrity Meltdown No One's Talking About

Rarely is there such a perfect storm of crazy as that surrounding the recent meltdown of Katt Williams, an actor and comedian who is clearly responsible for his own IMDb biography.

See The White House Christmas Card

Starring Bo, the administration's vessel of holiday glee.

Can I Refriend My Ex On Facebook?

Noooooooooooooooo. NO. No.

Amy Poehler's Advice Is Still Better Than Anyone Else's

In this episode of Ask Amy, Amy advises people on how to get guys. Hint: you have to let go, and love yourself first.

Nurse At Kate Middleton's Hospital Found Dead After Prank [Updated]

After being pranked by Australian DJs, she may have committed suicide.

Now You Can Play Portal On Your Graphing Calculator

It's actually Portal Prelude, a side-scrolling Portal fan game similar to this Flash version. Special calc version bonus: less motion sickness!

The Best Ever Explanation For How A Baby Is Made

Ohhhh. It all makes sense now.

Who Was Voted Off The X Factor USA Results Show?

The X Factor results show for the quarterfinals is finally over and the top 4 contestants moving on to the semifinals next week have been announced! Who was

USS Arizona | Pearl Harbor: Photos From The Pacific And The Homefront, 1941-1942

President Franklin Roosevelt declared December 7, 1941 — when Japan launched more than 350 fighters, bombers, and torpedo planes against the U.S. naval base at Pearl Harbor in Hawaii — a “date which will live in infamy.” In fact, that Sunday morning…

Top 50 Most Popular Women On The Web

Since 2010, we’ve compiled our list of “The 50 Most Popular Women On The Web (According To Google)” — and in that short time, it has become the definitive end-of-year list for determining which women racked up the most search results and earned the…

I’m Not A Troll—why Does Everyone On The Internet Keep Calling Me One?

The other day I wrote a column criticizing iTunes. It was somewhat harsh. “Each new upgrade brings more suckage into your computer,” I argued under the headline, “Won’t Someone Take iTunes Out Back and Shoot It?” Predictably, the column got some…

Florida Officials Consider Releasing Genetically Modified Non-biting Mosquitoes In Battle Against Dengue Fever

Mosquito control officials are waiting for the federal government to sign off on the experiment that would be the first of its kind in the U.S. if approved by the Food and Drug Administration.

Capital H.S., Charleston, W.Va., Students Get Song Policy Change

CHARLESTON, W.Va., Dec. 6 (UPI) -- A Charleston, W.Va., high school will no longer require students to stand during Friday morning pledges and songs, its principal said.

Gerard Butler's Playing For Keeps Zero Percent On RottenTomatoes

For the past few years, I’ve been convinced that Gerard Butler, Clive Owen, and Anna Faris are all in a contest to see which super-likable actor can ruin their career by choosing horrible projects the fastest. Gerard Butler may have just taken a…

Anyone Care That Gisele Had A Baby Girl?

Or no, because she's just one of many child-bearing celebs who have now been rendered irrelevant by Kate Middleton's pregnancy?

A Weirdly Sad Interview With The Head Of Google+

"I made one tweet and was asked not to do that again by my boss," admitted Vic Gundotra Asked by the interviewer to play a word association game, Gundotra was evidently "unable to come up with a single word to associate with 'Twitter' and 'Facebook.'"

The Most Sexist Beer Stunt Of The Year

An Australian brand is offering "drinkers’ wives and girlfriends a night off from ironing."

Top Democratic Governor Promises Balanced Budgets And Progressive Values

The new chair of the Democratic Governors Association stresses marriage equality and green energy. An endorsement for Cory Booker.

Michael Bolton Once Had An Instructional Softball Video

Best know for anthemic power love ballads, Michael Bolton also once expressed his love for softball in the video "Michael Bolton's Winning Softball".

David Axelrod Shaves His Mustache On Live Television

Obama's top advisor made good on a promise to remove his 40-year-old mustache on the set of MSNBC's Morning Joe after a bet with host Joe Scarborough and a donation from Donald Trump helped raise over $1,000,000 to cure epilepsy.

The Dictator's Daughter

It's a chilly November evening in the South Korean city of Kwangju, and a middle-aged group is waiting at the train station for 60-year-old presidential contender Park Geun-hye. Suddenly, the unmistakable riff of "Gangnam Style" throbs through the…

Brett Nash Cat Electrocution Case: Can A Cat Kill You?

An Illinois man planned to kill a rival for his wife’s affections by electrocuting him and then framing the victim’s cat for the murder. Brett Nash was arrested for the bizarre plot in January and pleaded guilty on Tuesday. Do cats ever kill people?…

"The Pros And Cons Of Dating An Artist" By Bill Dixon

Pro: Never Need a Pen AgainIt’s like they come with a kit! Every artist is permanently equipped with writing instruments at all times. Con: Unforgivably ... Read "The Pros and Cons of Dating an Artist" and more funny articles on CollegeHumor

Honey Boo Boo -- DISSED By 'Dancing' Star

Honey Boo Boo should stay the hell away from "Dancing with the Stars" ... even if producers lowered the age to make her eligible to compete ... this…

How To Fry Foods

Follow these easy tips for perfectly fried latkes, doughnuts, fritters and other foods this Hanukkah

Nike Air Jordan XX8 - Style

Modeled after the classic combat boot, this 28th installment in the Air Jordan umptrilogy offers two distinctive looks with a slide of its signature zipper: 1. A sleek, peeled-down modern aesthetic, and 2. A cruder, zipped-above-the-ankle basketgoth…

Mindblowing Macro Photos Of Snowflakes

Yesterday temperatures here in New York City were about 20 degrees above average. Today it’s freezing outside and they’re talking about how it might snow. So! You can either sit at your desk totally freaking out about the evils of climate change, or…

TIME Magazine Cover: The Strongman's Daughter

TIME Magazine Cover: The Strongman's Daughter

Why The Military Is Unlikely To Intervene In Egypt’s Messy Power Struggle

The generals never enjoyed their time at the top of the post-Mubarak era. And looking at the political chaos in Egypt, who can blame them?

Jennifer Lawrence Stole Angelina Jolie's Role In A Movie

As someone who’s spent the past few weeks raving like a lunatic about how much I loved Silver Linings Playbook, I find it so interesting that Jennifer Lawrence almost didn’t get the part of Tiffany — especially now that she’s surrounded by so much…

Jay-Z Meets Explains Who He Is To Old Lady On Subway

Caught on film! While filming a mini-doc, Hova encounters a lady on the subway who's clueless about who he is

Yao Defen Dead: World's Tallest Woman Dies In China At 39 (PHOTOS)

FILE - In this May 12, 2006 file photo released by China's Xinhua News Agency, Yao Defen, right, who is 7 feet and 7 inches (233.3 centimeters) tall poses for a photo with her elder brother in a hospital affiliated to Anhui Medical University where…

Demi Moore's Bizarre Behaviour As She Parties With Lenny Kravitz

The 50-year-old actress played up to the photographers present at the Chanel Beachside Barbecue held at Soho Beach House Miami, leaving friends including Kravitz and George Clooney's girlfriend Stacy Keibler bemused by her antics.

Peter Jackson, Ian McKellen Defend Making 'The Hobbit' A Trilogy

How did Peter Jackson turn one small book into another massive film trilogy? Simple: all it took was some imagination and a bit of help from the author of The Hobbit himself.

Alan Sepinwall’s The Revolution Was Televised Excerpt

“Who gives a shit about this Russian?” David Chase says. The creator of The Sopranos has never understood his audience’s fascination with Valery, the Russian mobster who disappeared in the legendary “Pine Barrens” episode. It was a one-off story…

4 Things You Learn Quickly About Internet Hate

Someday, I might write more about mistakes I've made and what I've learned about myself through the Internet (like I did in my forthcoming novel Notes from the Internet Apocalypse), but today's column is about other people on the World Wide Web.…

WATCH: Australian Prime Minister Warns Of World-Ending Zombies

"My dear remaining fellow Australians, the end of the world is coming," warns Julia Gillard. "It turns out that the Mayan calendar was true."

Ellen DeGeneres Ad: One Million Moms Angry Over JC Penney Christmas Commercial (VIDEO)

Conservative media watchdog group One Million Moms is angry about Ellen DeGeneres' new Christmas ad for J.C. Penney, NBC's "Today Show" reports.

Demi Moore Demi Moore's Reported New Boyfriend Vito Schnabel Goes Shirtless In Miami (PHOTOS)

After a wild night of partying and dancing, Demi Moore's rumored new boyfriend, Vito Schnabel, continued to unwind with some fun in the sun. The NYC art dealer beat the winter blues by taking a dip …

Woman Starts Kickstarter To Celebrate Thin & Fit Women

Which is why we’d like to ask of Britton Delizia, a Las Vegas woman who recently started a Kickstarter to celebrate thin and fit women: what the fuck planet are you living on?

Joan Rivers: Why Johnny Carson 'Never Ever Spoke To Me Again'

When I started out, a pretty girl did not go into comedy. If you saw a pretty girl walk into a nightclub, she was automatically a singer. Comedy was all white, older men. It was Jack Benny, Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Shelley Berman, Red Skelton ... even… Phyllis Diller was happening right before me. But even Phyllis was a caricature, and I didn’t want to be a caricature. I was a college graduate; I wanted to get married.

Oprah Stumbles | News And Trends

Times are tough – apparently even for Oprah. On Feb. 12, TV scheduling clearly was not working in the icon’s favor. The latest episode of her show Oprah’s Next Chapter was set to debut the same time as the 2012 Grammy Awards. In an attempt to…

Gretchen Molannen With Debilitating Sexual Arousal Disorder Commits Suicide

Agony: Gretchen Molannen, 39, pictured on her Facebook page wearing a mask, committed suicide on December 1 because of a debilitating condition which caused her to have repeated, uncontrollable orgasms

Weight Watchers Hates Jessica Simpson Now

Thanks to gaining exactly 876 pounds before and after her pregnancy, Weight Watchers was forced to shoot Jessica Simpson‘s first commercial from the waist up as part of her $3 million deal which will now be referred to as the stupidest fucking bet…

Good Grief! A Clinical Diagnosis Of Republicans Who Can’t Deal With Losing

It’s been a month since Election Day, but grief takes time. Jennifer Granholm explores the five stages of GOP grief — denial, anger, bargaining, depression and, finally, acceptance — and where various Republicans are in the grieving process.

Brooke Burke: How I Told My Kids I Have Thyroid Cancer

Her youngest children didn't take the news as well. "Children process things so differently," Burke-Charvet explained. She wrote that her son saying "I don't want Mommy to die" is "the stuff that breaks my heart and scares me."

Santa Fe Thursday From Bob Balaban, Juliet Seniff, Rachelgoldenberg, Brian Lane, Nick Wiger, Allan McLeod, Marissa Strickland, And Funny Or Die

Bored with Casual Fridays, Kaiser Permanente's CEO (Bob Balaban) decides to start a new tradition: Santa Fe Thursdays. Things get a liiiittle out of hand.

41 Dogs Celebrating Hanukkah

These pups are all ready for 8 nights of lighting candles, playing dreidel and eating latkes.

Parrot Disappears Into Girl's Cleavage

Home is where the chest is.

How To Roll The Perfect Joint

The latest viral buzz from collegehumor.com

Anderson Cooper Goes Blind From Sunburn

The talk-show host explained that exposure to the sun caused him to temporarily lose his sight

Ellen Degeneres And Portia De Rossi Must Not Break Up

If this rumor about Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi breaking up is true, I will literally kill myself.

The Best Photos Of 2012

My favorite end-of-the-year lists are always the photos. Here are a few that have made their way online so far; I'll be updating this list throughout the month so send me your lists.

One Direction One Direction Fans -- Including Eminem's Daughter Hailie -- React To Harry Styles And Taylor Swift's Romance

These days, it seems like everyone has something to say about Harry Styles and Taylor Swift‘s newfound romance. But One Direction fans are split on the couple, affectionately known as Haylor — with some worried about possible broken hearts.

Khloe Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Joining Celebuzz Twitter Chat On December 12

Do you have some burning questions for Khloe Kardashian? The X Factor host will be joining Celebuzz for an exclusive, live Twitter chat on Wednesday, Dec. 12, at 6 PM ET / 3 PM PT. The E! reali …

Stephen Colbert To America: I'm "Honored" And Ready To Serve In The US Senate // Current TV

Stephen Colbert has his opening. Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.), the tea party icon, announced Thursday that he will retire from the US Senate in January, leaving

The Phoenix Coyotes Are Changing Names

In surprisingly non-lockout NHL news, the Phoenix Coyotes are considering a name and slogan change for the new NHL season. You know, whenever THAT happens.

The Best Books Of 2012 According To Goodreads

The winners of the Goodreads Choice Awards have just been announced, and the results are a little surprising. As Shelf Life points out, the Goodreads Choice Awards are the closest thing the literary world has to the People’s Choice Awards, with…

Olivia Munn Brings TV Feminism, Guns And Awkward Lap Dances To 'New Girl'

Most TV strippers have hearts of gold. They're usually trying to pay their way through medical school with the stray pole dance. But most TV strippers are not Olivia Munn. When creator Liz Meriwether got in touch with the Newsroom actress to play Nick's [Jake Johnson] lap-dancing love interest, who makes the first of several appearances during Tuesday's episode, Munn had just two conditions for the character.

X Factor's CeCe Frey Is Actually Cool

Often on reality music competitions, newbie singers experiencing their first taste of public support immediately refer to those people voting as “fans.” Ah, who are we kidding -- they pretty much all do that. But bucking the trend is X Factor contestant, CeCe Frey.

Diane Keaton Pays Tribute To Mom While Accepting THR's Leadership Award

What makes a good leader? Actress Diane Keaton explored this question as she accepted THR’s Sherry Lansing Leadership Award at the 21st annual Women in Entertainment Breakfast on Wednesday.

Grammy Nominations 2013: Who Surprised And Who Got Snubbed?

The final category of the night was Album of the Year, which LL Cool J noted Taylor Swift won in 2010. Somewhat surprisingly the nominees were primarily male rock bands: The Black Keys El Camino, fun. Some Nights, Mumford & Sons Babel, Frank Ocean…

Dollar Menu Double Down: McDonald’s Pumps Up $1 Selections

It was only in March that McDonald’s revamped its Dollar Menu, removing fries and drinks for a buck with the hopes of getting diners to drop more money on each visit. Now, amid struggling sales, McDonald's is tweaking its Dollar Menu for the second…

Guild Wars 2 (PC) | Tech

Guild Wars 2 is one of those rare games that unexpectedly knocks your life off-kilter, like a meteoroid banging into a satellite. Call it the pinball machine of MMOs, devoted to keeping you entertained by the minute, whatever you’re doing. You’ll…

Buckwild | Coming Distractions

MTV replaces Jersey Shore with an equally illuminating look at West Virginia.

The Smashing Pumpkins: Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness (Deluxe Edition)

Skeletal demos of “Bullet With Butterfly Wings,” “1979,” and others offer worthwhile glimpses at the album’s best tracks early in the creative process, but much of the unused scraps taken from the cutting-room floor should have stayed there.…

Madeline Zima [See Her Tonight On THE VAMPIRE DIARIES]

Last night you saw young Jenny from Forrest Gump all grown up, now it’s time to see little Gracie Sheffield from The Nanny and observe she turned into a certified smokefox.

Top Two Percent To GOP: Tax Us

WASHINGTON -- Congressional Republicans' opposition to any tax rate hike on the top two percent of earners shows few signs of letting up as the debate wears on. But the beneficiaries of that opposition, the nation's wealthiest executives, have…

Celebrity Selfies: 21 Stars Caught Acting Like Paparazzi (PHOTOS)

You would think those Tinseltown folks would be sick of having their picture taken. However, stars continue to surprise us when they capture their most intimate moments and share them with the world.

Best Articles 2012: The 25 Pieces That Should Be Required Reading For Women

As editors, we're always churning out, reading and, let's be honest, sometimes skimming stories, it can be hard to remember what we read last week, much less in the spring. We post articles -- from HuffPost and elsewhere -- to Facebook, share them…

John Kerry Secretary Of State: Top Dems Nervous About Political Ripple Effects

WASHINGTON -- As President Barack Obama's presumed nomination of Susan Rice for secretary of state continues to face controversy over the administration's handling of the consulate attack in Benghazi, there is growing concern among top Democrats…

Man Fatally Struck By Subway Train Was On Tracks For More Than One Minute Before Getting Hit, Says Source

By Murray Weiss, Trevor Kapp, Wil Cruz MIDTOWN — The Elmhurst man who police said was killed by a subway train after another man hurled him onto the tracks in Midtown Monday was in the well for more than a minute before he was hit, a source…

R. Umar Abbasi Defends Taking NY Post Picture Of Subway Victim Ki Suk Han (VIDEO)

The New York Post sparked outrage by putting the horrifiying picture of Ki Suk Han's imminent death on its front page on Tuesday. The picture was taken by R. Umar Abbasi, a freelance photographer for the Post who happened to be in the subway…

Roderick Arrington, Las Vegas Boy, Allegedly Beaten To Death After Lying About Bible, Homework (VIDEO)

Police in Las Vegas allege that a 7-year-old boy was beaten to death by his parents after failing to read the Bible or do his homework.

Hailie Scott Mathers, Taylor Swift: Eminem's Daughter Tells Singer To 'Stop Whoring Around' On Twitter

It seems like just yesterday rapper Eminem aka Slim Shady was serenading his little daughter in "Hailie's Song,"a single off his Grammy-winning 2002 record, "The Eminem Show." Little Hailie is not so little anymore, and really, really does not like…

John Boehner Faces Conservative Fury For Booting Members From Key Committees

WASHINGTON -- Conservative groups are furious with GOP leadership for stripping several lawmakers of spots on powerful committees after it was deemed that they were not toeing the party line. On Monday, the Republican Steering Committee, which is…

Disability Treaty Downed By Republican Opposition

With 38 Republicans casting "no" votes, the 61-38 vote fell five short of the two-thirds majority needed to ratify a treaty. The vote took place in an unusually solemn atmosphere, with senators sitting at their desks rather than milling around the…

The Most Over-Performing Colleges: US News And World Report

Think your college is better than is US News And World Report Ranking? Well, you may be right.

Richest Black Woman In The World, Folorunsho Alakija, Was A Major Fashion Designer In Africa

We didn't think it was possible, but Oprah Winfrey has been dethroned as the richest black woman in the world. The new leading lady is oil baroness Folorunsho Alakija from Nigeria.

Steve Doocy, Brian Kilmeade Outraged MSNBC Hosts Invited To White House (VIDEO)

Fox News' Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade seemed perturbed Wednesday morning after they learned that some MSNBC hosts and "influential progressives" were invited to meet with the president at the White House on Tuesday.

Racist Party Picture Lands Penn State Chi Omega Sorority In Hot Water

A Penn State sorority is facing an investigation after posting an offensive picture to social media, Onward State reports. The photo of a “Mexican-themed” Chi Omega party that surfaced Monday shows a group of girls wearing sombreros, ponchos and…

Debt Ceiling Bluff Called By Harry Reid, Leaving Mitch McConnell To Filibuster Himself

WASHINGTON -- A move to embarrass Democrats backfired on Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell Thursday as the Kentucky Republican proposed a vote on raising the nation's debt ceiling -- then filibustered it when the Democrats tried to take him up…

Watching The World End

“City of Heroes” died this past weekend after nearly eight years of celebrated persistence.

Manic Pixie Prostitute Video Is The Latest Critique Of The “manic Pixie Dream Girl” Archetype. (VIDEO)

In a satirical new video, a suit-clad man clandestinely meets with a prostitute in a hotel room, hoping that she will fulfill the fantasy that his wife can’t give him. But it’s not a kinky sexual tryst he’s looking for: “I want you to turn my life…

Ashton Kutcher Looks The Spitting Image Of Steve Jobs As Official Photo Of Him As Apple Boss Is Released

Earlier this year he was spotted filming scenes in character as late Apple founder Steve Jobs, revealing snippets of just how alike he is to the tech wizard.

Sarah Michelle Gellar & David Boreanaz: ‘Buffy’ Reunion At Santa’s Workshop Event!

Sarah Michelle Gellar and her former Buffy the Vampire Slayer co-star David Boreanaz attend the Santa’s Secret Workshop event at the Andaz Hotel on Saturday (December 1) in West Hollywood, Calif.

Emma Stone: Revlon’s Nearly Naked Makeup Launch!

Emma Stone looks gorgeous at the Emma Stone Revlon’s New Nearly Naked Makeup Launch held at The London Hotel on Wednesday (December 5) in New York City.

Captain America's Kid Brother Scott Evans -- Busted In Undercover Drug Buy

Former soap actor Scott Evans -- younger brother of Chris Evans -- got busted for attempting to buy drugs off an undercover cop ... TMZ has learned.Law…

Ariel Winter Case -- Publicist Claims Mom Tried To Leak Nude Pics Of Sister Shanelle

Ariel Winter's mother recently attempted to leak nude photos of Ariel's sister Shanelle Gray through a Hollywood publicist -- this according to the…

VIDEO] ‘The Voice’ Eliminations Results — Melanie Martinez & Amanda Brown Sent Home

Two more singing hopefuls got the axe this week as season three of ‘The Voice’ begins its sprint to the finish line! Did the right two get sent home? The Voice is nearing the end of its...

Congress Removes Word 'Lunatic' From Federal Law

(AP) – You can say "lunatic" all you want, but you probably won't have the government's blessing. The word "lunatic" will be stricken from federal law under legislation that passed the House…

Indian Village Bans Cell Phones For Women

(Newser) – A village in north India has outlawed the use of cell phones in public by women because the (male) council elders say they're leading to elopements, reports Reuters. "It always gives us…

Sandusky: I Want My Pension - He Says State Had No Legal Grounds To Revoke It

(Newser) – Jerry Sandusky worked hard for his pension, and he doesn't think he should lose it over a few dozen pesky rape convictions. The former Penn State coach has appealed a decision to revoke…

My Grandpa's Cheat Sheet To Remember What I Do For A Living

My grandfather turns 95 this Sunday. Every time I see him, he asks me again what I do for a living. He once asked, “The internet… now that’s on computers?” Anyway, I was at his birthday party this past weekend, and I discovered that he carries…

The "World War Z" Trailer Works Better As A Chanel Ad

Conan O'Brien is still obsessed with Brad Pitt's infamous Chanel ad. From Conan, here's a mash-up with the World War Z trailer.

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