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December 4, 2012

The New Orleans Hornets Will Change Their Name To The Pelicans And We Made A New Logo For Them

We took the liberty of mocking up a new, pelican-centric visual identity for the team.

9 Celebrity Cats Immortalized In Nail Art

The Internet's two favorite passions joined as one.

Rajon Rondo Spent His NBA Suspension In Mexico

The escapades of Rajon Rondo.

George Takei Had Lunch With Donald Trump

Ohhh myyyy. Is The Donald finally softening his stance on gay marriage?

10 Disturbing Covers From Vintage French Satire Magazine

Hara Kiri, subtitled "stupid and vicious magazine," certainly pushed the taste envelope. Warning: fake gross and violent images ahead.

10 Things Not To Do When Meeting Your Internet Friends IRL

The transition from online to in person can be rough, especially when you can't save face with a well-placed emoticon. Here are 10 DON'TS for those first real-life encounters.

30 Most Disturbing Face Swaps Of 2012

Who doesn't love a good face swap? Here are the best ones from the past year.

A Conversation With The Internet's Worst, And Proudest, Douche Bag

Hunter Moore, creator of the revenge porn site IsAnyoneUp, is launching a new site that he says will make you "question if you will ever want to have kids." Here's a simple question: Why?

Inevitability Rears Its Head As Call Of Duty Sales May Be Lower Than Usual

The videogame industry lacks any single, reliable sales tracker, particularly when accounting for digital sales, which is absolutely crucial for getting a full picture of the industry. Despite this, Call of Duty is widely accepted as the dominant…

VIDEO: Honest Trailer For The Dark Knight Rises

ScreenJunkies seems to have a good thing going with their “Honest Trailers” series, and their latest coincides with today’s DVD release of The Dark Knight Rises (see our guide to this week’s DVD releases). In keeping with the sheer number of…

Why A Big-Time Big Ten Coach Would Defect To Arkansas

Bret Bielema is leaving Wisconsin on the doorstep of its third consecutive Rose Bowl for Arkansas, which has been in the BCS once. Didn't he know the Big Ten just added Maryland?!?!?

20 Examples That Spencer's Gifts Hates Women

Tell us how you really feel. You will never see a more wretched hive of fedoras and misogyny.

How To Exercise With Your Cat

It's actually really easy - you just need one of those cats who is, like, all about getting things done and improving herself and whatever. And a treadmill.

8 Photos Of Zac Efron Looking Hot In The Philippines

He was visiting Misibis Bay and...yeah, he's perfect.

Irony Is Wonderful, Terrific, Fantastic!

An op-ed appeared in The Times a couple of weeks ago, called "How to Live Without Irony," and it tore around the Internets like a brush fire. In this essay Christy Wampole, an assistant French professor at Princeton, complained and complained about…

IOC Bans India From The Olympics

It may be time to add more people to the Independent Olympic Athletes.

Check Out Crate & Barrel's "Beggar Wallet"

"Inspired by the iconic blue and white coffee cup often seen in the hands of New York City panhandlers."

Cringe Inducing Suspension Wedding And Other Links

To each their own on their special day?

All The Fake Royal Baby Twitter Feeds Are Royally Disappointing

The competition to become the go-to parody account for Kate Middleton's unborn child is getting uncomfortably fierce. Do we really need to make "Kate doesn't eat solid food" jokes when she's laid up in the hospital?

Taylor Swift And Harry Styles Totally Hooked Up Last Night

That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

38 Clever Christmas Food Hacks That Will Make Your Life So Much Easier

Christmas doesn't have to be the most stressful holiday of the year. You're totally allowed to take shortcuts, especially if you're playing host.

40 DIY Home Decor Ideas That Aren't Just For Christmas

The holidays are so ephemeral. These stylish decorating ideas are festive, yet they also work beyond the month of December.

The Best And Worst In College Bowl Gift Baskets

Proof that Matt Barkley should have gone pro last year.

Exploding Soda Commercial Has Coke, Pepsi Nervous

The spot was banned in the UK because it "denigrated the bottled drinks market." No matter, it's gone viral on YouTube.

Mr. Burns Explains The Fiscal Cliff

It's something like this.

A-Z Guide To Fried Foods

Hanukkah's answer to the Advent calendar is finally here.

The Olsen Twins Are Selling A $55,000 Backpack

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are selling 12 backpacks, made of crocodile skin and encrusted with prescription pills (fun fact: Mary Kate was dating Heath Ledger when he overdosed on prescription pills in 2008), as part of their clothing and accessory…

Look At This Instagram

The best Instagram parody yet. And maybe the best Nickelback parody too?

Sprig & Sprout - Food - Glover Park

Only an idiot would need directions on how to eat (duh, it's: bite, swallow, chew -- wait no...bite, chew, swallow. Yeah: bite, chew, swallow). But do you know how to eat well? Enter Sprig & Sprout, which serves up fast casual Vietnamese in a space…

27 Christmas Decorations That Will Haunt Your Dreams

If these can see you while your sleeping you're in some serious trouble.

9 Things Millennials Were Accused Of Ruining In 2012

This year, the 18 to 30 set was blamed for destroying everything from the military to the beef industry. And just about everything else.

25 Biggest Celebrity Scandals Of 2012

This year was slow in sex tapes, but heavy in arrests. Let's reminisce about this year's celebrity hullabaloos.

Little Boy Adorably Crashes CNN Segment

4-year-old Gavin is THE BEST. Also totally distracting from his mom and sister, who are advocating for gender-neutral toy marketing.

Colorado's John Hickenlooper Set To Take Leadership Role

The top three posts at the Democratic Governors Association are set. The group is meeting in Los Angeles for their annual conference to make Vermont's Shumlin chairman, as O'Malley steps a rung down to focus on 2016.

25 Reasons Why "Home Alone 2" Is Way Better Than The Original

Would you rather be stuck at home or lost in New York with your dad's credit card?

3 Gluten-Free Christmas Cookies Worth Baking

Is stupid old wheat keeping you out of the cookie jar? Not anymore!

Anne Hathaway Goes Punk For "Glamour"

She's just being Miley.

Every Episode Of "The View" Ever

The closed caption operator has had enough of this crap. (H/T HUFFPOST)

The Amazing New Gaming Console That Doesn't Really Exist

It's got an amazing selection of games and a thriving social network, not to mention that it's free. But the most interesting new console in years doesn't even have hardware.

Grumpy Cat And Falcor From "The NeverEnding Story" Had A Lovechild

Grumcor or Falumpy? Either way, this will be the most adorable abomination against nature you see today.

Annals Of Washington Shamelessness: Republican Policy Committee

Flip-flopping Republican group hits Harry Reid for flip-flopping. All in a day's work on the Hill.

Meet Corgnelius, The Cutest Corgi Ever

He's got everything: sweet clothes, a charming smile, and (of course) an adorable corgi butt.

Andrei Kirilenko: Economist Or NBA Weirdo?

The world isn't big enough for one Andrei Kirilenko. But can you tell the difference between famed economist Kirilenko and famed weird NBA player Kirilenko?

Hakkasan - Bars - Downtown - Thrillist San Francisco

Not just how you'd phonetically spell out a particularly bad sneeze, Hakkasan is also the SF edition of the lauded, high-end Chinese establishments already in New York, London, Vegas, and Dubai.

Shaman - Food - West Town - Thrillist Chicago

No longer simply just your World of Warcraft go-to for nature and elemental magics, Shaman's a new outpost from the Chilam Balam folks bringing their brand of Mexican-influenced small plates southward to a funky dive sporting an orange glow courtesy…

Grimes And The Internet Apocalypse

Claire Boucher makes truly futuristic — and incredibly emotional — music about growing up with social media.

The Eight-Minute Tribute Video That Convinced David Remnick Hillary Clinton Is Running For President

Obama weighs in: "A lot's been said about our personal relationship, and here's what I've become a great friend."

Brent Bozell Threatens Republicans Who Vote For Boehner Proposal

"The Republican Party has now surrendered its principles and is in full retreat," says the conservative activist. The solution? Fund the Tea Party.

Grumpy Cat Has The Worst Monday Ever

BuzzFeed's newest hotshot hire isn't really working out.

FreedomWorks Also Lost Their Director Of Campaigns

Brendan Steinhauser leaving for a job in Texas.

8 Child-Rearing Tips For Will And Kate From Monarchs Of The Past

A look back at the childhoods of British monarchs offers some lessons for raising the royal baby-to-be: For instance, teasing is a bad idea, but tadpoles on toast are fine.

The Golfer Who Wouldn't Let Two Bum Hearts Kill His Dream

Thirty-three-year-old journeyman Erik Compton survived Q-School and secured his PGA Tour card for the second year running. This is how you beat long odds.

Republican Comeback Plan May Focus On Education

The message: "We do care about people, not just the wealthy,” says an aide. It's all about the children!

Mitt Romney Goes To Costco

The undercover former presidential candidate was spotted shopping at Costco in La Jolla by TMZ. He's pulling a Biden!

Coco Laurent - Food - Downtown - Thrillist Los Angeles

From the dude behind Crocker Club, Coco Laurent's a totally legit Parisian bar and bistro (seriously, the chef is an expat and he's seen Ratatouille, like, three times) with a massive 7000sqft floorplan decked with handmade chandeliers flown in from…

The 10 Most Horrible Ways To Get More Twitter Followers

The way you get popular on Twitter seems about the same way you get popular in real life: Be funny and interesting and know the right people. Still, the Internet thinks you can get there without actually being, you know, followable. Here's how (not) to do it!

"The Walking Dead" Season 3 Recapped In Memes

Roam free, young Carl. SPOILERS, obviously.

Meet Tinker, The Salvation Army Mini-Horse

He's a tiny horse with a bell that collects donations for the less-fortunate, truly amazing.

Taylor Swift Ruins Everything

Why do you do this to us, Taylor? WHY?

What Will The Royal Baby Look Like?

The best and worst of Kate Middleton and Prince William's digitally rendered offspring.

Dane DeHaan Cast As Harry Osborn In "Spider-Man" Sequel

Wait, who? It was announced today that DeHaan will be joining the cast for the yet unnamed sequel starring Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone.

Amazing Photos Of Super Typhoon Botha Gathering Strength

Botha went from “Typhoon” status to “Super Typhoon” with sustained winds of over 160 mph. It's expected to make landfall in Philippines for a second time with the intensity of a category 2 hurricane.

Egyptian Protesters Clash With Riot Police Outside Presidential Palace

Thousands continue to demonstrate against President Morsi's assumption of expanded powers. Police have fired tear gas into the crowd, and Morsi has reportedly fled the palace.

Lindsay Lohan Owes $230K In Unpaid Taxes, Report

According to TMZ, Lilo's bank accounts have been seized by the IRS to alleviate her almost quarter-million-dollar debt

Anderson Cooper Has An Eye Patch

Cooper posted this photo on Twitter, saying he was temporarily blinded by UV light bouncing off water. Don't worry, he'll explain everything later on Anderson Live. What a tease!

Photo Of The Boys Of "Parks And Rec" With The Indianapolis Colts

Maybe it's Ron's perfect posture, or Aziz's slightly spacey face, but whatever it is this photo is great.

Film Gets Young Women To Speak Up About Sex

"I always felt really, really guilty about it, but I kept doing it. So really, how guilty can you feel?"

Gillian Jacobs: Then And Now

The gorgeous Community actress at one point wore giant glasses and was still adorable.

New York Post Publishes Horrifying Cover Of Man About To Die On Subway Tracks

The New York Post ran a cover this morning of a man seconds before he was hit by a subway. Many are outraged that nothing was done to help him.

10 Commandments Of Awesome Hot Chocolate

Back away from the cocoa powder. It's only bringing you down.

Amazing Transparant Frogs Top The Morning Links

Does this make them "glasshoppers"?

Christopher Meloni Mustache Update: The 'Stache Is In Full Effect

And since it's now December and "Movember" is over, it seems like the true thing.

Kate Middleton Pregnancy Photos

After months -- well, years -- of speculation (and okay, hoping!), Kate Middleton and Prince William, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge o

Zachary Quinto Embraces His "Killer" Eyebrows

As pointed out by Conan last night, his brows alone could (probably) kill a man.

Cleveland Browns Analysts Have Nothing To Do At This Point But Laugh About Penises

Cleveland continues to entertain itself, because the pro sports teams sure won't do it.

When The Cops Want Your Username

California is demanding usernames from 73,000 registered sex offenders. Are sex offenders a special case — or is this a new, Facebook-driven vision of online identity starting to spread?

8 Controversial Cookie Ads

In honor of National Cookie Day, today. One of the ads is NSFW.

50 Quilts To Eye, Create, Or Buy

Forget old lady quilting stereotypes. Nowadays, these blankets are all kinds of hip, quirky, and modern — ideal for snuggling or decorating a wall.

Justin Timberlake's Child Pageant Days

Step aside, Honey Boo Boo.

The Third Man - Bars - Alphabet City

Named after the best Orson Welles movie to ever have a score entirely performed with a zither (look it up!), The Third Man is the cocktaily creation of the team behind neighboring Edi & The Wolf. They've created a roster of "chef-driven" drinks to…

London Fletcher Is Your New Favorite Football Player

This man should be required to wear a microphone at all times. Thankfully he was wearing one for Monday Night Football, because he's hilarious and insane.

Millie Mackintosh's Best Christmas Gifts To Give Your Girlfriend

Not a fan of traipsing through House of Fraser like some kind of face-care foreigner for your girlfriend's Xmas gift? Fear not, Millie Mackintosh is here to help.

Art Basel Guide - Entertainment

Why You Care: The usually beach-only Deco Bikes are coming over the bridge for you to pedal to five different murals. Plus, both the stations and murals have phone-scannable QR codes so you can pretend like you actually knew things about the… The Deets: Bike stations located at Wood Tavern and across from Art Miami in Midtown.

Tree Tents - Home + Gadgets

Developed under the Fern Gullyian philosophy that "forests are our future", Tree Tents are sustainable, aluminum & wooden framed spherical shelters (skinned in waterproof canvas) that can be rigged up in tree branches.

14 Babies Who Don't Want To Go To Your Ugly Sweater Party

They'll follow your stupid rules and wear the damn sweaters. But they aren't going to like it.

Kobe Bryant Is A Dick: Part 9,382

After the Lakers' Sunday night loss to the Magic, Kobe once again took the opportunity to talk to reporters about his teammate, Pau Gasol.

10 Awesome Photos Of Hawaii's Volcano Spewing Lava Into The Ocean

On Nov. 23, 2012, lava from the Kilauea volcano met the sea for the first time in 11 months. And it looked pretty cool.

Animal Crossing Apocalypse: After The End Of The Wild World From

We pick up the pieces as we explore how even a non-violent game world can end.

Nope, You Can't Actually See Your "Biggest Stalker" On Facebook

A viral guide to revealing your Facebook stalkers with a simple browser trick isn't true, says the company. So what the hell does it do?

The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask And The Clockwork Apocalypse From

The rating generated a lot of buzz about the maturation of the Zelda series, and that buzz was especially voluminous because Twilight Princess followed after the bright, cel-shaded visuals in Wind Waker (which generated a lot of criticism for being…

This Dreaming English Bulldog Puppy Is Just Too Much

Oh my god, just wait for that little arm to wiggle!

Lindsay Lohan's Accounts Seized By IRS

According to TMZ, the IRS seized all of Lohans bank accounts after her tax problems became so extreme--to the tune of $233,904 in outstanding debts--they will no longer wait for the Liz & Dick actress to pay up.

One-A-Day Gift Guide: The $25 Gadget Cleanse

Your gadgets are covered in microbes, and your screens are smeared with grease. An ultra-basic care package for your germaphobic friends and family.

Creepy Horse Head Mask Mentos Commercial

Three guys playing basketball. They need a fourth.

13 Best Twitter Reactions To The Ugly New Air Jordans

Nike released ugly shoes. Twitter responded.

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