December 4, 2012
We took the liberty of mocking up a new, pelican-centric visual identity for the team.
Ohhh myyyy. Is The Donald finally softening his stance on gay marriage?
Hara Kiri, subtitled "stupid and vicious magazine," certainly pushed the taste envelope. Warning: fake gross and violent images ahead.
The transition from online to in person can be rough, especially when you can't save face with a well-placed emoticon. Here are 10 DON'TS for those first real-life encounters.
Who doesn't love a good face swap? Here are the best ones from the past year.
Hunter Moore, creator of the revenge porn site IsAnyoneUp, is launching a new site that he says will make you "question if you will ever want to have kids." Here's a simple question: Why?
The videogame industry lacks any single, reliable sales tracker, particularly when accounting for digital sales, which is absolutely crucial for getting a full picture of the industry. Despite this, Call of Duty is widely accepted as the dominant…
ScreenJunkies seems to have a good thing going with their “Honest Trailers” series, and their latest coincides with today’s DVD release of The Dark Knight Rises (see our guide to this week’s DVD releases). In keeping with the sheer number of…
Bret Bielema is leaving Wisconsin on the doorstep of its third consecutive Rose Bowl for Arkansas, which has been in the BCS once. Didn't he know the Big Ten just added Maryland?!?!?
Tell us how you really feel. You will never see a more wretched hive of fedoras and misogyny.
Colin Kaepernick's dad is the coolest NFL dad.
It's actually really easy - you just need one of those cats who is, like, all about getting things done and improving herself and whatever. And a treadmill.
He was visiting Misibis Bay and...yeah, he's perfect.
An op-ed appeared in The Times a couple of weeks ago, called "How to Live Without Irony," and it tore around the Internets like a brush fire. In this essay Christy Wampole, an assistant French professor at Princeton, complained and complained about…
It may be time to add more people to the Independent Olympic Athletes.
"Inspired by the iconic blue and white coffee cup often seen in the hands of New York City panhandlers."
The competition to become the go-to parody account for Kate Middleton's unborn child is getting uncomfortably fierce. Do we really need to make "Kate doesn't eat solid food" jokes when she's laid up in the hospital?
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Christmas doesn't have to be the most stressful holiday of the year. You're totally allowed to take shortcuts, especially if you're playing host.
The holidays are so ephemeral. These stylish decorating ideas are festive, yet they also work beyond the month of December.
Proof that Matt Barkley should have gone pro last year.
The spot was banned in the UK because it "denigrated the bottled drinks market." No matter, it's gone viral on YouTube.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are selling 12 backpacks, made of crocodile skin and encrusted with prescription pills (fun fact: Mary Kate was dating Heath Ledger when he overdosed on prescription pills in 2008), as part of their clothing and accessory…
Only an idiot would need directions on how to eat (duh, it's: bite, swallow, chew -- wait no...bite, chew, swallow. Yeah: bite, chew, swallow). But do you know how to eat well? Enter Sprig & Sprout, which serves up fast casual Vietnamese in a space…
If these can see you while your sleeping you're in some serious trouble.
This year, the 18 to 30 set was blamed for destroying everything from the military to the beef industry. And just about everything else.
This year was slow in sex tapes, but heavy in arrests. Let's reminisce about this year's celebrity hullabaloos.
4-year-old Gavin is THE BEST. Also totally distracting from his mom and sister, who are advocating for gender-neutral toy marketing.
The top three posts at the Democratic Governors Association are set. The group is meeting in Los Angeles for their annual conference to make Vermont's Shumlin chairman, as O'Malley steps a rung down to focus on 2016.
Would you rather be stuck at home or lost in New York with your dad's credit card?
Is stupid old wheat keeping you out of the cookie jar? Not anymore!
It's got an amazing selection of games and a thriving social network, not to mention that it's free. But the most interesting new console in years doesn't even have hardware.
Grumcor or Falumpy? Either way, this will be the most adorable abomination against nature you see today.
Flip-flopping Republican group hits Harry Reid for flip-flopping. All in a day's work on the Hill.
He's got everything: sweet clothes, a charming smile, and (of course) an adorable corgi butt.
The world isn't big enough for one Andrei Kirilenko. But can you tell the difference between famed economist Kirilenko and famed weird NBA player Kirilenko?
Not just how you'd phonetically spell out a particularly bad sneeze, Hakkasan is also the SF edition of the lauded, high-end Chinese establishments already in New York, London, Vegas, and Dubai.
No longer simply just your World of Warcraft go-to for nature and elemental magics, Shaman's a new outpost from the Chilam Balam folks bringing their brand of Mexican-influenced small plates southward to a funky dive sporting an orange glow courtesy…
Claire Boucher makes truly futuristic — and incredibly emotional — music about growing up with social media.
The Eight-Minute Tribute Video That Convinced David Remnick Hillary Clinton Is Running For President
Obama weighs in: "A lot's been said about our personal relationship, and here's what I know...you've become a great friend."
"The Republican Party has now surrendered its principles and is in full retreat," says the conservative activist. The solution? Fund the Tea Party.
A look back at the childhoods of British monarchs offers some lessons for raising the royal baby-to-be: For instance, teasing is a bad idea, but tadpoles on toast are fine.
Thirty-three-year-old journeyman Erik Compton survived Q-School and secured his PGA Tour card for the second year running. This is how you beat long odds.
The message: "We do care about people, not just the wealthy,” says an aide. It's all about the children!
From the dude behind Crocker Club, Coco Laurent's a totally legit Parisian bar and bistro (seriously, the chef is an expat and he's seen Ratatouille, like, three times) with a massive 7000sqft floorplan decked with handmade chandeliers flown in from…
The way you get popular on Twitter seems about the same way you get popular in real life: Be funny and interesting and know the right people. Still, the Internet thinks you can get there without actually being, you know, followable. Here's how (not) to do it!
He's a tiny horse with a bell that collects donations for the less-fortunate, truly amazing.
The best and worst of Kate Middleton and Prince William's digitally rendered offspring.
Wait, who? It was announced today that DeHaan will be joining the cast for the yet unnamed sequel starring Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone.
Botha went from “Typhoon” status to “Super Typhoon” with sustained winds of over 160 mph. It's expected to make landfall in Philippines for a second time with the intensity of a category 2 hurricane.
According to TMZ, Lilo's bank accounts have been seized by the IRS to alleviate her almost quarter-million-dollar debt
Maybe it's Ron's perfect posture, or Aziz's slightly spacey face, but whatever it is this photo is great.
"I always felt really, really guilty about it, but I kept doing it. So really, how guilty can you feel?"
The gorgeous Community actress at one point wore giant glasses and was still adorable.
The New York Post ran a cover this morning of a man seconds before he was hit by a subway. Many are outraged that nothing was done to help him.
Back away from the cocoa powder. It's only bringing you down.
And since it's now December and "Movember" is over, it seems like the true thing.
After months -- well, years -- of speculation (and okay, hoping!), Kate Middleton and Prince William, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge o
As pointed out by Conan last night, his brows alone could (probably) kill a man.
Cleveland continues to entertain itself, because the pro sports teams sure won't do it.
California is demanding usernames from 73,000 registered sex offenders. Are sex offenders a special case — or is this a new, Facebook-driven vision of online identity starting to spread?
Forget old lady quilting stereotypes. Nowadays, these blankets are all kinds of hip, quirky, and modern — ideal for snuggling or decorating a wall.
It's hilarious, insane, and for a good cause.
Named after the best Orson Welles movie to ever have a score entirely performed with a zither (look it up!), The Third Man is the cocktaily creation of the team behind neighboring Edi & The Wolf. They've created a roster of "chef-driven" drinks to…
This man should be required to wear a microphone at all times. Thankfully he was wearing one for Monday Night Football, because he's hilarious and insane.
Not a fan of traipsing through House of Fraser like some kind of face-care foreigner for your girlfriend's Xmas gift? Fear not, Millie Mackintosh is here to help.
Why You Care: The usually beach-only Deco Bikes are coming over the bridge for you to pedal to five different murals. Plus, both the stations and murals have phone-scannable QR codes so you can pretend like you actually knew things about the… The Deets: Bike stations located at Wood Tavern and across from Art Miami in Midtown.
Developed under the Fern Gullyian philosophy that "forests are our future", Tree Tents are sustainable, aluminum & wooden framed spherical shelters (skinned in waterproof canvas) that can be rigged up in tree branches.
They'll follow your stupid rules and wear the damn sweaters. But they aren't going to like it.
After the Lakers' Sunday night loss to the Magic, Kobe once again took the opportunity to talk to reporters about his teammate, Pau Gasol.
On Nov. 23, 2012, lava from the Kilauea volcano met the sea for the first time in 11 months. And it looked pretty cool.
We pick up the pieces as we explore how even a non-violent game world can end.
A viral guide to revealing your Facebook stalkers with a simple browser trick isn't true, says the company. So what the hell does it do?
The rating generated a lot of buzz about the maturation of the Zelda series, and that buzz was especially voluminous because Twilight Princess followed after the bright, cel-shaded visuals in Wind Waker (which generated a lot of criticism for being…
Oh my god, just wait for that little arm to wiggle!
According to TMZ, the IRS seized all of Lohans bank accounts after her tax problems became so extreme--to the tune of $233,904 in outstanding debts--they will no longer wait for the Liz & Dick actress to pay up.
Your gadgets are covered in microbes, and your screens are smeared with grease. An ultra-basic care package for your germaphobic friends and family.