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December 5, 2012

Brad Pitt Is The Bravest Man In The World

Based on the fact that he didn't die of fright after this experience, Pitt couldn't possibly be anything but.

29 Photos Of Chanel's Etsy-Victorian-Grunge Pre-Fall Fashion Show

Starring the fanciest, fiercest porta potty you've EVER SEEN.

Emile Hirsch Caught Peeing In A Plant By Paparazzi, Keeps On Peeing

An excellent use of the "deer in headlights" face. Also of clearly not giving a damn.

Nic Cage Is Also The Virgin Mary

We already knew he was a vampire, so this must have been one of his disguises.

BuzzFeed Radio Hosts Richard Rushfield For Oscar Talk

Basically, you're going to want to see Les Miserables.

51 Hopelessly Adorable DIY Christmas Decorations

Pink is officially now a perfectly acceptable holiday home decor choice.

You Can Read Charles Schulz's Love Letters

Yes, they include Peanuts drawings.

Beautifully Eerie Photos Of Earth As A "Black Marble"

Composite photos from a NASA satellite show nighttime lights scattered across the inky black orb we call home. Released today, and photographed between April and October of 2012, this pictorial version of Earth has been dubbed the "Black Marble."

What If Zack Morris Was On Shark Tank?

A video mashup for people who like to stay home on Friday nights and also enjoy their Saved By The Bell.

16 Things That Would Help You Ace Your Finals

Cramming for finals week is literally the worst thing ever, but stuff like this would make it way better.

Emma Stone And Andrew Garfield Won 2012

Best couple of the year, hands down.

16 Ugly Hanukkah Sweaters

Why should Christians have all the tacky fun? Just in time for the Festival of Lights, here are a bunch of so-hideous-they're-amazing Hanukkah sweaters.

6 Minimalist Disney Villain Posters

Everyone knows the bad guys are the most interesting people. Artist Chelsea Mitchell used as few lines as possible to capture the essence of these iconic characters.

Cat Puts Up A Forcefield Against A Tiny, Tiny Dog

Listen up, dog, it's time to face reality: you are not getting that toy back, little dog. The disdain on this cat's face is priceless.

Facebook Project Congratulates Single People

"Why are we limiting our joy to relationships?" asks the project's creator.

Pro Wrestlers Sing A Wrestling-Themed Version Of Jingle Bells

"Dashing to the show, so we can entertain. O'er the ropes we go. Hope I land on Kane." Thanks, WWE. This was very necessary.

Future Rulers Of The World And Other Links

Meet the peers Prince William and Duchess Catherine's future offspring.

You Need To See This Unintentionally Hilarious Blog MTV Made

MTV has set up a tumblr about "Millennials" and it is so embarrassing that it might kill you.

The New Syria Has A Passport Stamp

As the Syrian rebels have secured border checkpoints from the government, they're stamping passports: "New Syria."

Channing Tatum Is Retiring From Acting (For One Year)

That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

Tiger Woods Was An Abnormally Mature Teenager

At 14, Tiger was already plotting world domination.

Eccentricity On Full Display In The New Vogue Documentary

Retired editors and ex-assistants tell Devil Wears Prada-esque stories. What's not to like?

This May Just Be The Best LivingSocial Deal Ever

$99 and you get an autographed shirt too!

OKCupid Is Not A Therapist's Office

Use online dating to find love, not a free therapy session.

Why Having Children Is Literally Impossible

It's not your fault. It's theirs.

Super Bowl Head Coach Played Screech's Cousin On "Saved By The Bell"

It was on The New Class but I believe it's still canon. 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh was quite the budding little thespian.

How To Bake The Perfect Batch Of Cookies

The truth hurts. Things are about to get real in the kitchen.

8 Best And Worst Blogs About Cheese

There are probably thousands of Tumblrs and WordPress blogs that purport to be about cheese. Very few deliver the goods.

12 Celebrities You Didn't Realize Have Lazy Eyes

They say symmetry is the key to beauty, but sometimes it's hot to deviate from the norm. Here are 12 notables whose lazy eyes have served them well.

12 Things We've Learned About Love And Sex In 2012

This year, science has taught us that TV causes breakups, but nasal spray could prevent them.

Shaped Mac & Cheese Is The Best Pasta Ever

Why would you ever eat anything else?

8 Statistical Truths About Your Office Holiday Party

People will get very drunk, very quickly. Here's the science to prove it.

Meet The World's New Oldest Woman Alive

Dina Manfredini, 115, claimed the title after the previous record holder died Tuesday. "These days, she spends much of her day sleeping." [UPDATE: Less than two weeks after claiming her new title, Manfredini has died. RIP!]

A Very Short History Of The GIF

Not quite GIF short. But close enough.

Quiz: Which Wakefield Twin Are You?

Once you've caught up on the finer points of Sweet Valley High #1: Double Love, it's time to look deep into your own soul and figure out once and for all whether you're a Jessica or an Elizabeth. Take this quiz to find out!

"Sweet Valley High #1: Double Love," A Review

Let's talk about Sweet Valley High #1: Double Love.

Are John Travolta And Olivia Newton-John Trying To Wreck Christmas?

"I Think You Might Like It" is a very optimistic title for this duet from their new holiday album, This Christmas. You can't un-see this video.

Mad Momos - Bars - Columbia Heights

You know how you're always hearing about how Sherpas in the Himalaya's have this insane endurance, and can sprint up and down mountains that take oxygen-assisted Westerners days to climb? Well, surely none of that is due to them eating…

House Speaker Denies "Purging" Conservatives

Members got demoted for breaking ranks, Boehner says. A leak from the Sea of Galilee.

Ke$ha Confirms She Had $ex With A Gho$t

She wasn't lying when she originally told the tale of her rendezvous with a ghost. Now she spills more details of their time together.

Help NASA Help You

If you like sunglasses, digital cameras, and out-of-season fruit, thank NASA. Giving the National Aeronautics and Space Administration more of the budget pie is in the best interest of everyone.

Which NBA Player Left His Driver's License At A 2 Chainz Show?

Reddit. It's like the Internet's lost and found.

No Wonder Nobody Likes Dentists

Open wider...WIDER.

Watch Obama Tweet

He seems to be enjoying himself.

30 Lessons We Learned From Amy Poehler In 2012

AKA how to be a perfect human being.

20 Weird And Wonderful Yarmulkes

Maybe you call it a yarmulke. Maybe you call it a kippah. Either way, it may as well be covered in pictures of Angry Birds or bagels.

This "Gangnam Style" Tribute Is The Worst Thing You'll Ever See

We found the worst video. This is it. This music video filmed at Spartan High School is the worst thing on YouTube.

33 Surprising Kitchen Gifts

You won't believe some of these exist.

Build A Gingerbread House The Size Of Your Home

How many batches would it take? This is perhaps the most important holiday question of all time

The Snapchat Feature That Will Ruin Your Life

Snapchat seems like the perfect safe-sexting app: It deletes the image just seconds after it's opened. Except for the very public, messy little trail it leaves.

What Two Grown Women Learned At A Wild One Direction Show

We went to see One Direction at Madison Square Garden. Now we get what being a teenager today is all about.

One Direction Dude Giving An Epic Titty Twister

Holy shit. That is one hell of a nipple squeeze.

Drink-In Distilleries

These hooch factories offer tastings, tours, and even full-service bars

Republicans Hammer Obama For Revenue Promise From Last Year

Republicans took advantage of a 2011 video of Obama Wednesday noting there was a time when the President thought obtaining $1.2 trillion in revenue without raising taxes was possible.

Excellent Balancing Cat

How does this even happen?

African Python Consumes Wildebeest Whole Tops The Morning Links

For added terror, remember a wildebeest is approximately the same size as a human.

Video Of Nick Lachey Getting Kicked Out Of An NFL Game For "Brawling"

There was no physical action (lame) but this is a rare moment when you see a former boy bander go wild. Exciting!

Vince Vaughn And Glenn Beck Are Making A TV Show

This seemingly odd couple are teaming up to produce a new reality series about documentary filmmakers called, Pursuit Of The Truth.

50-Cent Repeal Day Cocktails - Bars

Today marks 79 years since Prohibition was, uh, prohibited. To help you celebrate alcohol being totally legal to drink (what now, William H. Anderson?), we found six different bars all over the city doing tonight-only 50-cent cocktails (all paired…

This Dog Rescue Video Will Make You Cry

Meet Billy and his hero, Adam.

The Netherlands Celebrates Christmas In Blackface

In the Dutch culture, Saint Nicholas has a helper named "Zwarte Piet," or Black Pete, and every Christmas the Dutch put on blackface and dress up like him.

Eminem's Daughter Takes Down Taylor Swift

Don't apologize, Hailie, Taylor Swift does ruin everything.

Alan Simpson Does "Gangnam Style" With A Giant Can

While promoting a campaign that encourages millennials to push for debt reduction. This is how he reaches the young people.

How To Announce An L.A. Loss: "The Lakers Have Just Pooped Their Big-Boy Pants"

Last night the Lakers lost to the Houston Rockets, and Houston's radio announcer made the best call of the year.

The 50 Best Animal Photos Of 2012

A definitive collection of the best animal photojournalism of the year. Enjoy.

The Cast Of "The Hobbit" Pose With Their Lego Doppelgängers

Being a celebrity has its perks. You know you've truly made it not when you get a star on the Walk of Fame, but when you're immortalized in Minifig form.

Willow Road - Bars - Chelsea - Thrillist New York

They can't extend the High Line soon enough considering the walk you'll need after eating at tucked-under Willow Road, a casual "gastrobar" (NOT A PUB!!) put together by a team that includes the former exec chef of Cru, a Top Chef alum, the…

Deceased Coaching Legend's Trademark Sweater Will Hang From Stadium Rafters

Coach Rick Majerus passed away over the weekend. The program he built, Utah, will honor him in the best way possible.

Watch The Best Rendition Of "All I Want For Christmas Is You” Ever

Mariah Carey stopped by Late Night and jammed with Jimmy Fallon, The Roots, and a bunch of adorable children. 'Tis the season.

Ke$ha Is The Best Rock Star Of 2012

It's as if she's made it her life's work to be Madonna and Axl Rose at the same time.

Greentoe - Home + Gadgets

Not just what fingerless orchid farmers claim to have, Greentoe applies the name-your-price model to the tech e-market, helping you score deals on new gadgets via a "vast network of certified retailers", far less risky than physically threatening…

Do You Join Belgians In Hating This Christmas Tree Light Sculpture?

People in Brussels think it doesn't mesh well with all their pretty old buildings.

Rare Behind-The-Scenes Photos From The Set Of "Freaks And Geeks"

Seth Rogen, Jason Segel and James Franco look like little babies here.

Kate Middleton Prince William Morphed Baby Photo

Now that the world officially has baby fever over the recently announced pregnancy of the Duke and

Taylor Swift And Harry Styles Spotted Out Together In NYC

Looks like Taylor has a new guy to sing about! The new couple shared a weekend date at the Central Park Zoo

Driving In Russia

This video is 13 minutes of traffic accidents in Russia and totally amazing. Question #1: Why did I end up watching all 13 minu

P^cubed - Style

After getting pickpocketed himself, P^cubed (Pickpocket Proof Pants) inventor Adam Rapp set out to put multiple layers of zippers, pockets, and water-repellent Teflon coating between his stuff and those who want it. With P^cubed, say goodbye to…

NY Post Publishes Morbid Death On The Subway Cover

The photo, which captures Ki Suk Han, 58, hanging from the edge of the platform and looking toward the oncoming train, was taken by the Post's freelance photographer R. Umar Abbassi, who explained that he had tried to use his camera flash to warn…

Jay-Z Rides The Subway In New Documentary "Where I'm From"

In a scene from a new Jay-Z documentary, "Where I'm From," the rapper rides the subway, and kindly explains who he is to an elderly lady who had no clue who she was talking to.

16 People Poking Lava

Eruptions are pretty hot, but with the right stick anyone can penetrate a volcano.

Octomom Nadya Suleman "Excited" About Porn Award Nominations

Nadya Suleman, the infamous Octomom, not only starred in her first adult movie earlier this year, she's also up for the industry's annual equivalent of the Oscar! Suleman's debut pornographic film nominated for four AVN Awards in Las Vegas next…

‘Little House’ Child Star Melissa Francis

Melissa Francis, Fox Business Host and former child star of “Little House on the Prairie,” tells “Say Anything!” host Joy Behar about her experience growing up as the daughter of a domineering stage mother. Francis describes how difficult it is for…

Former CIA Agent Says 'Homeland' Realistically Captures How Intelligence Work Exploits The Motivations And Vulnerabilities Of Humans

Former CIA officer Lindsay Moran and TYT’s Ben Mankiewicz weigh in on the believability of Showtime’s “Homeland.” Moran thinks the show is one of the most realistic versions of CIA inner workings that she’s seen from Hollywood in its representation…

Mitt Romney Goes To Costco

Mitt and Ann go to the local Costco in San Diego. He's pulling a Biden!

Ron Paul Hits The Speaking Circuit

Paul will segue into a paid speaking gig directly following his exit from Congress.

Republican Congressman Slams House Leadership On Facebook For Committee Removal

Thirty-two-year-old libertarian Republican Congressman Justin Amash took to Facebook late Tuesday evening to slam House Republican leadership for removing him from the Budget Committee. The freshman congressman said his removal took place without even a call, text, or e-mail, and he learned news of it through the media.

The Best Moment In The Jay-Z Web Doc

Is when the white lady on the subway asks him if he's famous.

Question Of The Day: Is The World Really Ending On The 21st On El Rich's Blog

YOU GUISE: There are only like, a few more weeks till the world ends! What does this mean? It means that you should send me all your excess money because you aren't going to need it anymore. I'm actually just kidding. OR AM I? :( As you may (or may not) have

Color Photography Of Paris From 1914

Albert Kahn sent photographers all over the world in the early 1900s and amassed over 72,000 color photos in the process. Here are a few shots of his from Paris on the eve of World War I.

How To Boost Your Metabolism Without Exercise

Try these easy and sneaky ways to speed up your metabolism and burn more calories, faster (17 Photos)

Bugarach: Town 'Set To Survive The Mayan Apocalypse' Cracks Open End Of The World Wine

It is because Bugarach - population 176 - has been earmarked by doomsday cults as the only place in the world which is going to survive Armageddon, scheduled for December 21 this year by an ancient Mayan prophecy.

Recall: Trader Joe's Butter Chicken With Basmati Rice

OTTAWA, Dec. 2 (UPI) -- U.S. and Canadian officials say 4,865 pounds of frozen butter chicken and rice bound for Trader Joe's stores were recalled for possible Listeria contamination.

Steven Seagal Says He Would Fight Randy Couture

"Steven Seagal says he would fight Randy Couture “any time, any place”"

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