September 24, 2014
Jesse Matthew, 32, is in custody in Galveston, Texas, and will be extradited to Charlottesville, Virginia, police said Wednesday. He is accused of kidnapping 18-year-old Hannah Graham on Sept. 13.
When your mouth says no, but your mind says yasss.
Good food. Good meat. Good G-d, let’s eat!
From Love Actually to this month's Pride. "I did think at one point that I'd reached an age where I could only play men from other dimensions," the beloved English actor told BuzzFeed News.
In expletive-laced comments, Simmons called Goodell a liar, then challenged ESPN to censure him.
I'm really happy for you. ::vomits::
Makeup is not your friend.
Federal judge denied accused Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's request to hold the trial outside of Massachusetts. The trial start date was moved to January 2015.
Que selfie mais fofa de você e o teu bebê. Que acabou de vomitar em você.
Only pepper, no salt.
It's called russ — and it's insane.
"I'm not certain what this thing you're referring to was, how many people danced." Iran's president on jailed dancers, journalist.
It's like 1996 all over again. Where's the hotline number? :(
Excuse me, professional napper coming through.
The Drake and Josh star has given this a lot of thought and he has feelings about it.
Mascota + selfie = #masfie. ¡Agh!
"Don't make eye contact, don't make any sudden movements." This too shall pass.
The people buying vinyl grew up with Spotify, Pandora, and Napster.
You know you're a third wheel when...
Whether you do silks, lyra, pole or trapeze, you don't have to be in Cirque du Soleil to know #circushurts.
"Why do we even HAVE that lever?"
The quest to catch 'em all starts with one!
Your social media stalking abilities are SUPERB.
Update: All three suspects were arraigned overnight, posted bail, and will be back in court for a preliminary hearing later this month, authorities told BuzzFeed News.
"He reduced humanity to nothing more than a collection of atoms, to be discarded like an old banana peel."
Because you're the only person I can really stand.
Quedarse en casa significa ADENTRO.
"I'm not complete."
Cats are people too.
"You're literally listening to turkey calls."
Justin Ross Harris, 33, was charged with murder, cruelty to children, and other crimes this month after his 22-month old son died sitting in a hot car for seven hours. Prosecutors said they will not seek the death penalty against Harris, who they believe left his son in the car intentionally.
Here's what happened today!
Just horsin' around.
Take this quiz to find out the the exact moment true love will be found. *No guarantees*
Ja, das ist gut.
"Sorey we missed you! We almost got eaten!"
That's right: Bacon sucks!
So here we are now.
It's a rough life living a mile high.
"We stand with you and the French people, not only as you grieve this terrible loss but as you show resolve against terror and in defense of liberty."
Well, internet, it's been a good run. Time to pack it up.
Denuncias realizadas pela fanpage Gringos Copiando Brasileiros.
Prohiban todos los tacones.
They probably don't need to be stopped or anything, but that's up to you.
Equality always takes two.
This is exactly what you think it is. A bunch of grumpy pugs.
If you didn't know that the Angry White Woman exists, it's because they're usually celebrated as empowered, strong-willed, and generally kick-ass. Here are 18 white women allowed to have a natural range of emotions without being stereotyped as angry the way black women often are.
Missouri Highway Patrol Commander calls bracelet "an individual statement" by the officers.
Samira Saleh Al-Naimi was killed on Monday, the Gulf Center for Human Rights said.
At least we do on BuzzFeed.
Welcome to our Data Science blog!
America, U cray.
Sarah Hyland claimed that Matthew Prokop verbally and physically abused her during the last four years of their relationship.
« Oh mon dieu !! C'est ma chanson préférée !! »
Teens are weird, man.
1. Olivia Pope
"If I were a part of the Royal Family, I would definitely have a six-pack."
For your safety and those around you.
I literally can't even rn.
The dreaded twenty seconds that comes every year, and still we don't know what to do during it.
Two Canadian Newspapers Apologize After Publishing A Photo That Called A Black NHL Player "Dark Guy"
One of the publishers explain what went wrong to BuzzFeed News.
"This happy event turned into a nightmare."
Qual é a música?
Bonus: You can dress like this every day of the year!
Smiles are contagious, after all.
They're all "friends," but also bone each other a lot?
Exclusive: Low Interest Forces Cancellation Of SALT Asia, One Of The Hedge Fund Industry's Biggest Conferences
Several sources familiar with the situation said the Asian counterpart of Anthony Scaramucci's Skybridge Alternatives conference, dubbed "the Super Bowl of hedge fund conferences," has been scrapped due to low interest and a scheduling snafu.
And Richard Dawkins. Zach Dasher is running for Congress in Louisiana.
The life of a starchitect ain't easy.
An Ohio grand jury decided not to indict two police officers who fatally shot a man at a Walmart in August. Officials say the officers did what they were trained to do. [WARNING: Graphic video]
Can combining algorithms, stylists, and mail create a DIY–personal shopper hybrid for the masses? Stitch Fix's entire business depends on it.
Because we all get old.
Harry, is that you???
One tear > two.
Lo único mejor que un disfraz genial de Halloween son DOS disfraces geniales de Halloween.
Owning a dog doesn't need to be that hard.
Are you there Google? It's me, Margaret.
“We apologize for inconveniencing the iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus users who were impacted by the bug in iOS 8.0.1,” Apple said in a statement Thursday.
A hiring spree, and a head of steam. The relationship is "radically changing."
One way or another, Violet will stop them.
In a statement, Henning's wife said she heard that the court ruled the aid worker was not a spy.
It's a pretty sick beat, when you think about it.
"Can I touch your hair?" No.
The world is their oyster.
Former "Jersey Shore" star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and his brother Marc are expected to appear in federal court on Wednesday to face tax fraud charges.
And you thought he couldn't get dreamier.
But Sherlock the beagle's commercial is still pretty adorable.
Spoiler: Some of these involve tea.
En plus de donner vie à un être humain.
Odias salir de compras, y las compras te odian a ti.
All this time the dogs have been running their own section of Yahoo Answers.
Con los años nos volvemos mejores...¿No?
Whoever wins, we lose.
Marshmallow + Lilypad 4 ever.
Yeah, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and give me your phone. K, thanks.
If texting is the 21st century's most significant contribution to human literary achievement, moms and dads are the first great pioneers of this new art form. Behold some of the greatest works they have achieved so far.
Deep breaths. Deeeeeep breaths.
Puerile humour FTW.
These will make you say, "WTF?!"
"Okay, this going to be the last one, sweetheart, then I'm gonna have to go." Baker later apologized.
More than makes up for that panda no longer being pregnant.
Double the suits, double the love.
Ya no quiero vivir en este planeta.
Zach Dasher is running for Congress in Louisiana.
Oh, yeah, that's amazing. No, really, I mean it.
Ze not Za. These pizzas just want to be able to love any pan they so choose.
French hostage Hervé Gourdel has reportedly been killed by the Algeria-based jihadi group that kidnapped him.
In BuzzFeed's exclusive clip, Nick (Ben Affleck) and Amy (Rosamund Pike) meet and flirt at a party.
Nunca te aburrirás si sales con alguna de estas personas.
And why does KITT always have to be involved?
Because, quite frankly, we'd look like idiots.
All the evidence you'll ever need.
Nós sempre vamos preferir estar dormindo.
It isn't easy being the Queen Bee.
Starring Cory and Topanga of Boy Meets World/Girl Meets World.
Comcast hit back at critics of its impending $45 billion merger with Time Warner Cable in a strongly worded filing with federal regulators. The company, which ranks as the nation's largest cable provider, accused Netflix, Discovery Communications, and others of attempting to extort it in return for sweetheart deals and abstaining from opposing the merger.
An argument from Scripture and math.
He even made some members of the audience well up.
"When it comes to America and Islam, there is no us and them — there is only us." The president calls on Muslim-majority nations to reject extremism.
This quiz tells the truth.
And let's take a moment to learn all about our friend Segestria florentina.
The conservative board's proposal calls for promoting patriotism and discouraging civil disobedience while teaching Advanced Placement American history.
Pour toutes celles qui ont déjà dû monter sur un plan de travail.
Maths geek or history nerd? Or were you more arty?
These Mean Girls rumors are starting to really play with our hearts and it's just NOT RIGHT.
"Picture it: Sicily, 1922..."
We went along to the world championship of nail art, and everyone totally nailed it.
On est tous passés par là.
And they say they can't dance...
This Is What Happens When You Use Nothing But Sexual Innuendos From “The Great British Bake Off” On Tinder
I set up a Tinder profile and started messaging matches with sexual innuendos from this year's GBBO to see how people reacted. Note: I asked my boyfriend before I did this.
"Ed, your agenda is a blueprint for what a more generous, prosperous, and fairer United Kingdom will look like," de Blasio said.
Among the people she filmed were women who have allegedly come from France to join the foreign fighters.
El negro te parece un color alegre.
It's gonna be a good prattin' show.
Apartment rental app RadPad rolled out a new pay service that offers the convenience of paying your rent on your debit or credit card even if your landlord isn't signed up.
“We are afraid that the West doesn’t want to finish this.” Moderate Syrians are worried strikes will leave them vulnerable to extremists.
These cuties currently live at the Lincoln Children's Zoo, but mostly they live in your heart.
The only thing worse than the gym? The gym on Instagram.
Tumblr went through their data and found the Friends GIFs and photos with the most notes. Here are the results.
Where would we be without these geniuses?
♫ "Pancakes in the morning, pancakes in the evening, pancakes at suppertime."♫
OMG! They're playing my song!!
It'd be reet good.
Please stay safe Zac.
"It's a compliment :)"
PULL THE KEEPER!!! ELEVEN MEN UP!!!!
They say the best way to deal with a creep is to just ignore them. Sending them an abnormally large number of pictures of Michael Cera seems to work too though.
IM NOT OH FUCKING KAY
Based on anonymous Whisper posts.
A pesar del estereotipo, sabemos que nuestros perros son los mejores.
And he lives in a place called..... Deposit.
So basically the first nine minutes of Pixar's Up.
For anyone who has ever said to themselves, "I know Liam Neeson has killed a lot of people, but I don't know where exactly." So, pretty much everyone.
Photographer Dubinskas Viktoras documented an epic scrum of animals migrating across a Serengeti river.
Who the hell doesn't want a 5ft penis in their house?
"You are impeccable & extraordinary. I stand with you."
A new rural facility brings hope to the country hardest-hit in the Ebola outbreak, but experts warn Liberia could see as many as 10,000 cases in a matter of months.
Une solution efficace : arrêtez de vous asseoir sur votre téléphone.
There's a whole science behind working out how many weeks old a kitt... Oh god, they're so fluffffyyyyyy and small and aaahhHHHHHH!
Prepárate para un poco de cursilería exagerada.
Some of these people may have been drunk. Warning: Some NSFW language ahead.
Thou shalt ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS laugh at the word "Cockfosters".
This post features rubber poppers, water snakes, and slap bands.
Hint: It's extortionate. Note: These are all per-month figures.
Into the shady world of the black online economy we go...
"Now waiting for parents to say 'Beta Mars pe chale jao, aajkal bohot scope hai'."
Tú eres auténtica Pilly. (Gracias a "Laughing Squid")
Les rides n'ont jamais été aussi mignonnes.
Can you make it through this post without muttering "aaarrrggghhh" softly under your breath? H/T to Reddit’s Mildly Infuriating.
Van Eyck or Van Dyck?
"Fuck everything about it."
Non, ceci n'est pas un montage Photoshop.
"Él es mi mejor amigo y compañero".
BRB; just getting out our credit cards.
And just touring around the set of Corrie.
Why isn't there a Tinder for pizza?
Vingt ans déjà que cette série vous comprend parfaitement.
With photos from the 1860s onwards, Liverpool Then And Now is a gorgeous celebration of the city.
The quiz never lies.
Some do not take kindly to his pranks.
And it's all our fault.
It's a hard knock life in Brum.
There are numerous ways to approach someone for the first time on dating site OkCupid. Here are a few examples of what NOT to do.
Vous avez été Sam tellement de fois que ça devrait figurer sur votre CV.
Jordan has cleared the radical Muslim cleric of terrorism charges.
Dans la réalité, il n'y a pas de filtre pour cacher les tâches de vomi sur vos fringues.
The war on terror has reached Australia.
These movies are meant to be happy, right?
Militant-held areas in Syria and Iraq were hit overnight.
It's not enough to say that we missed you, Jess and Lisa!
I've got 99 problems and they're literally all presentations.
Comment en sont-ils arrivés là ?
Jazz. Rock 'n' Roll. Fart Metal.
Getting out of a gym membership is hard. Might as well make it fun.
A memorial for slain Missouri teen Michael Brown was burned to the ground Tuesday morning, leading to new protests and at least one business broken into.
Bom, a má notícia é que o mundo está acabando. A boa é que você tem estas imagens.
Teve uma vez que nós crescemos e viramos adultos, e foi uma droga.
The state law makes it a felony to display or distribute any nude photo of another person without their consent. The ACLU says that could include anything from baby photos to books containing the iconic Vietnam War image of the "napalm girl."
"Shit really got fucked up there in Winterfell."
"They acted like they've never been in a place like this before."
Vince Vaughn and Colin Farrell grabbed the first two spots in HBO's True Detective Season 2, but there are still open roles. Let's hope at least one goes to a woman.
Being a man might seem like a scary thing, but it’s simpler than you think!
There's a reason they're called your best friends.
"I never throw the first punch, but I’m always a knockout."
It was a cliff-hanger, people. A real cliff-hanger.
Yup, Barbie's official account is pretty weird, but she proves that life in plastic is indeed fantastic.
Jimmy Kimmel Asked A Bunch Of People On The Street Obvious Questions But They Could Only Get Them Wrong
Spoiler alert: everyone is dumb.
Bringing your tractor to school with you.
In the Season 2 premiere of MTV's Faking It, which explores the spectrum of sexuality, a main character reveals that she was born with an intersex condition. Here's what went into that decision — and why it was so important to get it right. WARNING: This post contains spoilers about the Faking It Season 2 premiere.