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June 5, 2012

21 Things You Should Never Trust

The world is a scary place; sometimes you need help figuring out who and what you can trust. Here's a handy guide to help you along the way.

11x "N**** In Paris" In Paris

During their 4 hour concert in Paris, Jay Z and Kanye West performed "N**** in Paris" 11 times . If you missed it here are the 11 performances played simultaneously.

I Was A Teenage Shoplifter

In high school, over the course of about four years, I stole thousands of dollars worth of magazines and Calvin Klein underwear. And I don't regret it.

Key And Peele Meet Barack Obama

It's got to be pretty unnerving to meet the President in the first place, but to meet the President after impersonating him on your TV show so often? Priceless.

How Much More Do Martinis Cost Today?

One of the more noteworthy qualities of the martini, the quality that sets it apart from all the other drinks mixed at your local watering hole, is the disproportionate effect it's had in inspiring witticisms. Dorothy Parker, as usual, leads the way…

Jean Claude Van Damme Has A Hot Daughter Named Bianca

Luckily for me and unluckily for him (provided he doesn’t like hearing perverts saying perverted things about his daughter – you never know with these Europeans), Jean-Claude Van Damme brought his 20-year-old daughter, Bianca Bree with him to the MT…

Paycheck Fairness Act Fails In Senate

The Paycheck Fairness Act, which would have made it easier for women to file pay discrimination lawsuits, was voted down 52-47 today. Sen. Barbara Mikulski, a supporter of the bill, said, "It is a very sad day here in the United States Senate but it's a sadder day everyday when paycheck day comes and women continue to make less than men."

BubbleGoth Eye Make Up Tutorial Photo

I was just playing around with some make up and made a tutorial for you guys in case you wanna have some BubbleGothtastic make up fun. Enjoy and add your own touches! What you need to do make up like this: - 2 different tones of the same color. I us…

The 20 All-Time Worst TED Talks

At $7,500 a ticket, high-minded TED Talks are a pretty expensive way to watch someone give a lecture about whatever into one of those headset mics that Britney Spears uses. Are they actually worth it? Here's 20 that you should get your money back for.

2012 MLB Draft Results: Pick-By-Pick Grades And Results

Not the typical power pitcher's frame, but boy, he's got some great stuff. A plus fastball and slider combo and a lightning-quick arm. I'm really impressed with the Blue Jays' haul on Day One. Congrats to them, because if they can sign a majority of…

"Dead Space 3" E3 Announcement Trailer

Necromorphs on ice! Isaac is back and this time he's brought a friend. Drop in/drop out co-op adds cover fire and other new strategy to this horror property.

First Look! "Crysis 3" E3 Trailer

It's just as visually stunning as its predecessors. The relative freedom to choose from three paths is a breath of fresh air from herded linear play.

Is This Halls Ad Racist?

And if it is racist, who is it racist against? Or is it just a realistic ad? A second ad in the campaign is DEFINITELY anti-Ohio.

How’d You Get There, Christopher Hollowell Of Dun-Well Donuts?

Dun-Well Donuts, a shop founded by Christopher Hollowell and his friend Dan Dunbar, sits just off the Montrose L stop in Bushwick, Brooklyn. Every day, the pair offer an array of different vegan donuts (flavors rangefrom Tangerine Basil to Maple Bou…

The Fall Of Pinterest

"The Fall of Pinterest" is a cartoon by College Humor that pits the internet vs the most sacred women's site on the net - Pinterest. See who wins in this epic battle.

And The CFDA Award Winners Are…

The fashion Oscars CFDA awards have wrapped: The Olsens took home the big prize for womenswear for the Row (they very adorably thanked each other); Seth Meyers wore Marc Jacobs’ Met ball outfit (and dared to make a Galliano joke); Garance Dore had f…

Real Betty White Is Pleased With Wax Betty White

Betty White says she is "so impressed" with her new wax figure at Madame Tussauds Hollywood. She adds, "The only thing that irks me is they waited until I was 90. A few decades ago would have been swell."

Obama's 2008 Promises To Labor Unfulfilled

It's promises noted in Barack Obama's 2008 "Blueprint for Change." Obama promised that he would protect striking workers by banning the permanent replacement of them while on strike. As of today Congress hasn't acted on the promises, and Obama hasn't pushed them to. Obama also promised to raise the minimum wage, and adjust it to inflation in both stump speeches and his campaign booklet, saying at times he would raise it every year. As of today the minimum wage remains the same level it was after the last set of raises signed into law by President Bush.

Gwyneth Paltrow Is An African

This week, Paltrow is getting much heat for this tweet where she wrote "Ni**as in paris for real". But as this ad from 2006 shows, white girl thinks she's a bushwoman.

PES 2013: What A Sports Sim Wants, What A Sports Sim Needs From 1UP.com

PES 2013 has always been among the most mechanical of sports sims, which is not a bad thing per se. It is, after all, deeply dissatisfying to play a sports sim--any sports sim--that feels off. That feeling that you're playing more of an arcade game,…

Stephen Baldwin Suing Kevin Costner Over His Oil Spill Machine

Today in legal news, the guy from Biodome is suing the guy from Waterworld, claiming the latter cheated the former out of his rightful share in profits from the sale of oil-separating machines. We should’ve seen this coming, they’ve always had diffe…

See What Everyone Wore To The 2012 CFDA Awards

It’s CFDA Awards day! The Met Ball may be a fashion spectacle of epic proportions, but the CFDA awards is really about the people that make the fashion (and their hot model dates). All kidding aside, it’s a day for the industry to come together and …

Cuomo: Limit Small Marijuana Arrests

NEW YORK, June 4 (UPI) -- New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg said Monday he supports Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo's call to limit the number of people arrested for small amounts of marijuana.

Olivia Culpo: Miss USA 2012

For a lot of guys, watching the Miss USA pageant is like flipping through a Victoria's Secret catalog: Both offer an opportunity to get off, but who really needs it when you have the internet? However, given the opportunity to check out the latest w…

Microsoft Is Intent On Bringing David Cronenberg Films To Reality

I hate to be the one who sounds like a cynical curmudgeon, but how does this concept of drowning in technology appeal to anyone? Are we becoming such an unfocused people that the very idea of absorbing one thing at a time seems unfathomable? Mic…

A Woman's Walk And Her Sexual History

The way a woman moves is very telling. A carefully placed hand on your lap means she's open to getting closer, but if she's always putting an object between you (a table, a subway pole, another man), it's time to back off. But according to a new stu…

Taylor Kitsch Not Finnick In 'The Hunger Games

Taylor Kitsch may be hot, but he's not Catching Fire.The Battleship star, 31, was rumored to be a top contender for the coveted role of Finnick Odair in the Hunger Games sequel. Kitsch, however, says that the gossip columns are just blowing smoke.

Car Dealer Proposes 341-Foot Flagpole

LAKE PARK, Fla., June 3 (UPI) -- A Florida man says he wants to install a 341-foot flagpole at the car dealership he owns in memory of the Sept. 11, 2001, victims and first-responders.

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