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June 5, 2012

These Jubilee Masks With Royals' Faces On Them Are So Creepy

In celebration of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee, Brits have taken to donning masks with the faces of Queen Elizabeth, Kate Middleton, and all the various Princes. The cut-out eyes make them exceptionally creepy.

Meanwhile On Canadian "SportsCenter"

Or should we say SportsCentre... This clip from today's show just proves that their version is better than ours.

Chevy Ad Says Their Electric Car Is Gay

This ad celebrated last weekend's Motor City Pride.

This Is 2012's Best Pizza In The World

It's tequila pizza. They make it at Goodfellas in Staten Island and it is delicious.

21 Things You Should Never Trust

The world is a scary place; sometimes you need help figuring out who and what you can trust. Here's a handy guide to help you along the way.

11x "N**** In Paris" In Paris

During their 4 hour concert in Paris, Jay Z and Kanye West performed "N**** in Paris" 11 times . If you missed it here are the 11 performances played simultaneously.

The Best Athlete Actors

Believe it or not, there are actually some athletes who are pretty good at acting!

I Was A Teenage Shoplifter

In high school, over the course of about four years, I stole thousands of dollars worth of magazines and Calvin Klein underwear. And I don't regret it.

The T-Shirt Culture Index Is The Guide For Stereotyping T-Shirt Wearers

This will save you a ton of time in picking your friends.

Interrupted Airtime

The hilariously bizarre launch of the most anticipated startup of the year.

Did Nicki Minaj Really Cancel Her Show At Summer Jam To Stand Up For Women?

The rapper refused to perform after a radio personality from the station hosting the concert insulted her single "Starships." She claims she pulled out of the show to make a feminist statement. Do you buy it?

"Game Of Thrones" Rap Theme

A hip-hop version of the Game of Thrones theme song with lyrics about the plot. Surprisingly..... not horrible?

Never Go Without A Bottle Opener Again

Finally, nail art that's actually useful.

Nintendo's "Zombie U" Steals The Show

One bite and you're dead. Perhaps the most realistic survival horror game to date and the biggest surprise buzz of the day.

Barrett Says He's Not Displeased With Obama's Late Support

"We're very pleased with the support we've received." Obama's tweet and email to supporters came in the last 24 hours before the recall.

In Texas, Romney Blames Obama For Jobless Latinos

Chooses as his venue "the largest minority-owned, independent office equipment dealer in the Southwest." But still avoids talk of immigration.

Key And Peele Meet Barack Obama

It's got to be pretty unnerving to meet the President in the first place, but to meet the President after impersonating him on your TV show so often? Priceless.

The Men's Suits Were The Best Thing About The CFDA Awards

The women's dresses were lovely too, but the men killed it at the Oscars of the fashion world last night. Note to guys: this is how you do it.

Kris Humphries' Rumored Girlfriend Looks Like Kim Kardashian

According to gossip sites, Kris Humphries may be dating a girl who some people apparently believe looks like Kim Kardashian. Spoiler: She doesn't.

What Is "Password Passing"?

If anybody ever walks up to you and asks you to play "Password Passing", I strongly advise you not to partake. Here's why.

Is Kate Middleton Overshadowing The Queen During Her Jubilee?

She wore a muted dress to the Jubilee festivities today, following criticism of the bright red dress she wore for the Jubilee boat appearance over the weekend. Is she trying to be more demure?

The Judgy People Who Hate You For Being So Judgy On OkCupid

When you're dating online, a little judgment is necessary. But if you judge, you'll be judged for it.

Iceland Looks Like Real Life Minecraft And Other Links

Svartifoss Waterfall has some of the most unique natural rock formations in the world. Also, 20 things we need to agree to stop doing and diet glasses are like beer goggles, but real.

Andy Samberg Recuts His Own Trailer For "That's My Boy"

Sadly, this one-minute spoof of the Adam Sandler flick will still probably be better than the actual thing.

How Much More Do Martinis Cost Today?

One of the more noteworthy qualities of the martini, the quality that sets it apart from all the other drinks mixed at your local watering hole, is the disproportionate effect it's had in inspiring witticisms. Dorothy Parker, as usual, leads the way…

Jean Claude Van Damme Has A Hot Daughter Named Bianca

Luckily for me and unluckily for him (provided he doesn’t like hearing perverts saying perverted things about his daughter – you never know with these Europeans), Jean-Claude Van Damme brought his 20-year-old daughter, Bianca Bree with him to the MT…

Paycheck Fairness Act Fails In Senate

The Paycheck Fairness Act, which would have made it easier for women to file pay discrimination lawsuits, was voted down 52-47 today. Sen. Barbara Mikulski, a supporter of the bill, said, "It is a very sad day here in the United States Senate but it's a sadder day everyday when paycheck day comes and women continue to make less than men."

14 NFL Players Who Were Drafted To Play Pro Baseball

With the Major League Baseball's draft currently happening, it's time to remember some football stars who you may not have known were drafted to play America's pastime.

Ashton Kutcher Still Wears Trucker Hats On "Punk'd"

Ashton returns to guest host episode of the newly re-booted Punk'd. What's most shocking is not the prank on Drake or Kim Kardashian, but that Ashton's still wearing a trucker hat like it's 2004.

Baseball Superstar Matt Kemp Denies Connection To The Zombie Apocalypse

In an exclusive interview with BuzzFeed Sports, Kemp has some surprising things to say about zombies. What is Matt Kemp trying to hide?

BubbleGoth Eye Make Up Tutorial Photo

I was just playing around with some make up and made a tutorial for you guys in case you wanna have some BubbleGothtastic make up fun. Enjoy and add your own touches! What you need to do make up like this: - 2 different tones of the same color. I us…

See Lindsay Lohan As Elizabeth Taylor In 'Liz & Dick' Photo

In a new promotional photo from the set of Liz & Dick (her Lifetime movie about the violet-eyed screen legend), Lohan, 25, is shown in a sexy embrace with Grant Bowler, who plays Taylor's husband Richard Burton.

"True Blood" Villain Returns For Season 5

This is why you don't exact prolonged suffering on unhinged vampire masters. Eventually they crawl out of the concrete and the circle of revenge continues.

Driving Your Dad's Truck In Wisconsin

It's always important to clarify whose side you're on.

Seth Meyers Wears Marc Jacobs' See-Through Mesh Outfit

Seth showed up wearing this to last night's CFDA Fashion Awards.

The Real Meaning Of "YOLO"

This makes perfect sense.

The 20 All-Time Worst TED Talks

At $7,500 a ticket, high-minded TED Talks are a pretty expensive way to watch someone give a lecture about whatever into one of those headset mics that Britney Spears uses. Are they actually worth it? Here's 20 that you should get your money back for.

A Giant Baseball Player Did A Backflip In A Suit After Being Drafted

6 foot 2, 210 pounds, and agile as a gymnast.

Gears Of War: Judgment - Trailer

The latest viral buzz from 1up.com

E3 2012: A Lack Of In-House Games At E3 Isn't Square Enix's Only Problem From 1UP.com

Meanwhile, Square Enix now feels like a company with multiple personality disorder. Business majors like to use the term 'core competency' to talk about a company's strategy; in lay terms, it means that a company that should focus on what they're go…

2012 MLB Draft Results: Pick-By-Pick Grades And Results

Not the typical power pitcher's frame, but boy, he's got some great stuff. A plus fastball and slider combo and a lightning-quick arm. I'm really impressed with the Blue Jays' haul on Day One. Congrats to them, because if they can sign a majority of…

California Gay Marriage Ban One Step Closer To Supreme Court

The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals declined to re-hear the case of Proposition 8, California's gay-marriage ban, which it struck down in February. The case will likely head to the Supreme Court next, possibly as early as October.

First Look! "Super Mario Bros." For Wii U

If there's one thing Nintendo consistently does well, it's side scrolling plumber platforms. And the Mario launch title for Wii U is no exception.

"Pikmin 3" E3 Announcement & Gameplay

For all your OCD micro-management needs. For fans of the series, it'll be nice to have a fresh game to play instead of just a rehash of 1 and 2.

The Diamond Jubilee In 30 Seconds

Hitting yourself in the face because you missed the diamond jubilee? Well, here it is, wrapped into an easy-to-digest 30 seconds.

The Cast Of "Old School" Reunites To Accept Hall Of Fame Award

Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Luke Wilson, and Todd Phillips accepted the Hall of Fame award at the filming of the Spike TV "Guys Choice Awards" on Sunday. The actual awards will be broadcast on June 9th.

"Dead Space 3" E3 Announcement Trailer

Necromorphs on ice! Isaac is back and this time he's brought a friend. Drop in/drop out co-op adds cover fire and other new strategy to this horror property.

Wisconsin Democrats Claim Dirty Tricks On Nasty Election Day

A bitter race comes with especially bitter accusations of wrongdoing. "Page two of the playbook for preparing for a recount," a Republican says.

First Look! "Crysis 3" E3 Trailer

It's just as visually stunning as its predecessors. The relative freedom to choose from three paths is a breath of fresh air from herded linear play.

"Assassin's Creed 3" Announcement Trailer

The Assassin's Guild is coming to America. Should be interesting to see how they bridge the story between the Old World and the New.

Is This Halls Ad Racist?

And if it is racist, who is it racist against? Or is it just a realistic ad? A second ad in the campaign is DEFINITELY anti-Ohio.

Conan O'Brien Plays With Baby Jaguars

Conan? Jungle cats? Television? Yes, please.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Thinks Dirk Nowitzki Is A Waste Of Talent

Kareem wrote a nonsensical piece for ESPN saying that basketball's worse now because nobody went to college. And that Dirk Nowitzki? Huge disappointment.

How’d You Get There, Christopher Hollowell Of Dun-Well Donuts?

Dun-Well Donuts, a shop founded by Christopher Hollowell and his friend Dan Dunbar, sits just off the Montrose L stop in Bushwick, Brooklyn. Every day, the pair offer an array of different vegan donuts (flavors rangefrom Tangerine Basil to Maple Bou…

America, Meet Lulu The Stripper

An act from last night's episode of America's Got Talent that must truly be seen to be believed. With a bonus reaction from Ice T!

Iron Man 3: New On-set Picture And First Official Still Released On Twitter

Although the new picture wont set tongues wagging, it does show all of Tony Stark's various mechanical suits lined up and put on display.

The New York Rangers' Coach Doesn't Like Your "Tweeters"

Watch John Tortorella and Bob Costas sound like your grandparents as they talk about the media.

Jimmy Fallon And Jason Schwartzman Sing An Ode To A Little Red Pepper

This little pepper needs to realize how lucky he is to be sung to by these two men.

The Tweet That Got Gwyneth Paltrow In Trouble

Oh, Gwynie... Mrs. Coldplay caught some flack for posting this photo of herself on stage in Paris with Jay-Z and Kanye West. It's her use of a certain n-word in the accompanying caption, referencing a song by said performers, that made people slightly uncomfortable.

Gwyneth Paltrow Drops The "N" Word Tops The Morning Links

Even if it was on twitter, there are some things you just can't pull off. Plus, researcher finally found Amelia Earhart and the Green Lantern coming out destroyed One Million Moms.

Ten Times Mitt Romney Said Not To Bailout The Auto Industry

In an interview today with Detroit News Mitt Romney said he would have supported bailout of the auto industry after the company went through a managed bankruptcy. But throughout 2008 and 2009 Romney campaigned heavily against the bailouts and in support of a managed bankruptcy, without mentioning the two could go hand and hand.

41 Shirtless Pictures Of Mark Wahlberg For His 41st Birthday

Slightly NSFW due to the signature pairs of tighty-whities he wore back when he was still known as Marky Mark. I recommend listening to "Good Vibrations" while viewing.

The Pine-Sol Lady Is A Master Prank Artist

That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby.

The Fall Of Pinterest

"The Fall of Pinterest" is a cartoon by College Humor that pits the internet vs the most sacred women's site on the net - Pinterest. See who wins in this epic battle.

Do People Sleep Better Alone Or With Someone?

A new study finds there are benefits to sharing a bed, but anecdotally, lots of couples struggle with different sleep patterns.

"Meme Dad" Is A New Meme About Memes

Meme Dad originated from a Redditors 38-year-old dad laughing so hard because he just discovered memes. Now he has become a meme himself, where he describes the obviousness of each meme. Isn't the internet great?

And The CFDA Award Winners Are…

The fashion Oscars CFDA awards have wrapped: The Olsens took home the big prize for womenswear for the Row (they very adorably thanked each other); Seth Meyers wore Marc Jacobs’ Met ball outfit (and dared to make a Galliano joke); Garance Dore had f…

New Jersey Devils Get Brilliantly Trolled By Kings Fans

One of the funniest sports photos I've ever seen.

When Mitt Romney Broke Rank On The Bush Tax Cuts

The presumptive Republican nominee wouldn't endorse President Bush's tax cut plan in 2003. He's since gotten on board with the GOP orthodoxy.

Real Betty White Is Pleased With Wax Betty White

Betty White says she is "so impressed" with her new wax figure at Madame Tussauds Hollywood. She adds, "The only thing that irks me is they waited until I was 90. A few decades ago would have been swell."

Obama's 2008 Promises To Labor Unfulfilled

It's promises noted in Barack Obama's 2008 "Blueprint for Change." Obama promised that he would protect striking workers by banning the permanent replacement of them while on strike. As of today Congress hasn't acted on the promises, and Obama hasn't pushed them to. Obama also promised to raise the minimum wage, and adjust it to inflation in both stump speeches and his campaign booklet, saying at times he would raise it every year. As of today the minimum wage remains the same level it was after the last set of raises signed into law by President Bush.

Gwyneth Paltrow Is An African

This week, Paltrow is getting much heat for this tweet where she wrote "Ni**as in paris for real". But as this ad from 2006 shows, white girl thinks she's a bushwoman.

Jobs Report Promises November Surprise

The final report is due the Friday before election day. A cue for undecided voters.

Sneak Attack! A Brief History Of Kristen Stewart Wearing Sneakers Inappropriately

Most girls would be ecstatic to wear sky-high Louboutins and Manolos– but not Kristen Stewart, who always acts a little bit too keen to kick ‘em off. It seems like most of the time, K.Stew can’t even wait ’til the end of an event. And what’s her com…

PES 2013: What A Sports Sim Wants, What A Sports Sim Needs From 1UP.com

PES 2013 has always been among the most mechanical of sports sims, which is not a bad thing per se. It is, after all, deeply dissatisfying to play a sports sim--any sports sim--that feels off. That feeling that you're playing more of an arcade game,…

Stephen Baldwin Suing Kevin Costner Over His Oil Spill Machine

Today in legal news, the guy from Biodome is suing the guy from Waterworld, claiming the latter cheated the former out of his rightful share in profits from the sale of oil-separating machines. We should’ve seen this coming, they’ve always had diffe…

Sony's E3 Press Briefing Goes Heavy On PS3 Games

Vita, meanwhile, didn't have the sort of presence many expected.

See What Everyone Wore To The 2012 CFDA Awards

It’s CFDA Awards day! The Met Ball may be a fashion spectacle of epic proportions, but the CFDA awards is really about the people that make the fashion (and their hot model dates). All kidding aside, it’s a day for the industry to come together and …

Prosecutors Told Gov. Walker He Is A Target Of Investigation, Cannot Be Cleared Before Recall Election, Shuster Says

Correspondent David Shuster reports live from Wisconsin about the possibility that Gov. Scott Walker could be indicted in a long-running investigation of possible embezzlement and corruption among his staff, even if he is not recalled by voters this…

Cuomo: Limit Small Marijuana Arrests

NEW YORK, June 4 (UPI) -- New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg said Monday he supports Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo's call to limit the number of people arrested for small amounts of marijuana.

Olivia Culpo: Miss USA 2012

For a lot of guys, watching the Miss USA pageant is like flipping through a Victoria's Secret catalog: Both offer an opportunity to get off, but who really needs it when you have the internet? However, given the opportunity to check out the latest w…

Microsoft Is Intent On Bringing David Cronenberg Films To Reality

I hate to be the one who sounds like a cynical curmudgeon, but how does this concept of drowning in technology appeal to anyone? Are we becoming such an unfocused people that the very idea of absorbing one thing at a time seems unfathomable? Mic…

Bill O'Reilly Can't Stop Congressman's 'Easy Insults' At Jesse Jacskon

Here's Illinois congressman Joe Walsh describing youth and minority Democratic voters as being "hooked" on big government and that Jesse Jackson is a dealer who wants to "imprison" their kids.

A Woman's Walk And Her Sexual History

The way a woman moves is very telling. A carefully placed hand on your lap means she's open to getting closer, but if she's always putting an object between you (a table, a subway pole, another man), it's time to back off. But according to a new stu…

Romney Campaign Makes Third Spelling Error Within A Week

The Romney campaign made their third spelling mistake of the past week today, this time misspelling official on their Facebook page, in a post caught by Mashable.

The Dead Cat Helicopter Gets A Theme Song

The weirdest news story of the month — a month that featured a lot of cannibalism too! — is now a satirical musical.

Taylor Kitsch Not Finnick In 'The Hunger Games

Taylor Kitsch may be hot, but he's not Catching Fire.The Battleship star, 31, was rumored to be a top contender for the coveted role of Finnick Odair in the Hunger Games sequel. Kitsch, however, says that the gossip columns are just blowing smoke.

Kate Middleton Wore Red McQueen To The Queen’s Jubilee…Only Kim Kardashian Wore It First

The UK celebrated the Queen’s Jubilee in London this past weekend with a huge flotilla on the Thames. The Royals and commoners alike came out in full force (more on that later), but our eye was immediately drawn to one brilliant scarlet bird–the lov…

Car Dealer Proposes 341-Foot Flagpole

LAKE PARK, Fla., June 3 (UPI) -- A Florida man says he wants to install a 341-foot flagpole at the car dealership he owns in memory of the Sept. 11, 2001, victims and first-responders.

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