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June 12, 2012

The Miami Cannibal Victim's First Words After Surgery

Ronald Poppo, the man who had his face chewed off by Rudy Eugene made a brief statement after waking up.

You Don't Have To Know How To Use Twitter To Be A Social Media Guru

Somehow, they seem to be the top offenders of people who don't understand how to use Twitter.

Leaks Could Sink Obama White House

Republicans call for an independent counsel, while the FBI and two federal prosecutors are already on the case. Clapper was furious — and now the White House is “very nervous."

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The Miami Heat Had A Victory Dance Party, So The Internet Had Some Fun

After the Miami Heat defeated the Boston Celtics in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals on Saturday night, Dwyane Wade and LeBron James led their

25 Twitter Accounts You Should Be Following During The NBA Finals

With the big games about to start, these are the people you'll want to be checking in with.

21 Things About LeBron James That Will Surprise You

LeBron James might be one of the most thoroughly covered athletes in the history of sport. But you still probably don't know all these facts about him.

Slug Death Gauntlet Is Hilariously Cruel

People have way too much time to worry about slugs these days.

"Lawyers For Ron Paul" Filing Suit Against The RNC

A group unaffiliated with the Paul campaign has sued the Republican party over its treatment Paul delegates. The Paul campaign is keeping its distance.

Embarrassing Questions From Dr. Oz's "No Embarrassment" Episodes

Hairy butts, cankles, butt acne, stretch marks on boobs, dreams about other men, and a girl whose vagina leaves her boyfriend's penis with cuts all over it when they have sex. As seen on Dr. Oz.

The Internet Fittingly Lambasts The Ridiculous 'Catwoman #0' Cover

Seriously, DC? The person with an apparently broken spine above is supposed to be Catwoman. This is Guillem March's cover for Catwoman #0, which will tell

The 30 Saddest Television Deaths

Not counting anything on a soap opera, for obvious reasons. Warning: Major spoilers and pictures of dying TV characters ahead.

What Would Happen If Nic Cage Had A Child With A Koala?

It's these kind of questions that keep us all up at night.

Best Of The "Call Me Maybe" Meme

Can't get Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" out of your head? Neither can anyone else, apparently, and it's getting weird.

The (Fairly) Legal Way To Watch Streaming Video From Anywhere In The World

Dissidents and journalists have relied on VPNs for unrestricted web access in authoritarian states for years. Thanks to murky Internet law, it turns out they may have another perfectly legal use as well.

Has Starbucks Ever Spelled Your Name Wrong?

It's time Starbucks shifts its focus from bug based food colorings to name grammar.

Mutant Pig Monster Shows Up In China

Beginning of the end, folks. :( (Metro Uk, via Finn)

Hey Guys, Here's The Best Hover Cat Ever

This is so much better than the helicopter cat. The ASPCA teamed up with Mekanism and ABC News to make this in honor of "Adopt a Shelter Cat Month".

27 Things That Are Not Like The Others

Something about each these pictures just seems to stick out.

Photos Of Miami Cannibal Victim Awake, Walking And Talking

Amazing. The Jackson Memorial Hospital released these photos of Ronald Poppo up and walking, less than a month after after having half of his face chewed off by Rudy Eugene. WARNING: Graphic images.

Go Climb A Wall With This High Tech Vacuum Cleaner

For the cat burglar who hates the element of surprise.

Betty White Meets Barack Obama

The Internet promptly explodes. Oh my God she is so tiny and adorable.

Dazzling Cherry Blossom Storm And Other Links

In Japan, when the wind whips petals from the trees it's called hana fubuki, or flower snowstorm. Also, some hilarious song titles and a serious discussion about justifiable homicide.

Buzznet Exclusive: Big Time Rush Reveal New Single Artwork On We've Got You Covered's Blog

Big Time Rush is ready to release a new single that will get you ready for summer! The teen idol's new song, "Windows Down" will hit iTunes on June 25th and we have an exclusive look at the single's artwork. Anyone up for a day at the beach with Ken…

Watch: Here’s A Video Montage Of The Most Epic Runway Tumbles Ever

That being said, even we have to admit that this “ultimate” compilation of models falling on the runway is worth putting those anti-meanie tendencies aside for exactly two minutes. Well, maybe three minutes, since you’ll undoubtedly spend the follow…

Euro 2012: Russia And Poland Fans Clash On The Streets

Pockets of fighting have broken out on the streets of Warsaw ahead of tonight's clash between Russia and Poland in the European Championships.

Look At Those Assholes Ruining Our Planet

My friend Nicolas went to Cape North to practice his awesome movie making skills.

Marriott, Close To Romney, Launches Gay-Friendly Marketing Campaign

Gay conservatives say the candidate should take a hint from Marriott's "Be You, With Us" campaign.

In Chicago, No Memory Of Obama New Party Membership

Documents suggest Obama sought the party's endorsement and joined it, but those involved say he was never a member. The party was "poorly organized," a former organizer says.

The Most Awful Dudes In Online Dating In The Whole World

The men who hate women are on the internet, trying to seduce you by telling you that you're a bitch.

16 Types Of Amazing If Impractical Pop Culture Nail Art

Let your fandom flag fly even if it's at the expense of being able to type, zip your pants or pick things up. If you like any aspect of pop culture, Kayleigh O'Conner has you covered.

Buying Makeup Online? Exercise Caution.

Sites like eBay and Amazon are not just havens for counterfeit handbags, but also counterfeit beauty products that retail for as little as $50. And the sites don't police the fakes — that's up to the defrauded brands.

A Literary Map Of The British Isles

Spoiler: The London area is really crowded on this map too.

Kit Kat Commercials Are Funnier In Dubai

A wonderfully annoying little person, representing a guy's hunger, gets crushed by a Kit Kat bar.

What Can Black Women Teach The Military About Suicide?

The Department of Veterans Affairs believes it can curb veteran suicides by emulating the culture of black women, who have the lowest rate of suicide in the country. It's unclear exactly how this culture will be implemented into VA programs, but officials say they're drawn to the "built-in support that [black women] get from each other."

Just, NO, New York Lottery

If you live in Gotham, you've seen these "little bit of luck" creepy little fucks on TV or in the subway. One little creep was bad enough.

7 Jobs You Can Still Land To Work At The Olympics

You might not be able to get tickets to the Games in London at this point, but you can still get some good Olympics action if you're willing and qualified to work for it. A few jobs at the Games are still hiring!

23 Photos Of Los Angeles' Riot-y Reaction To Winning The Stanley Cup

The police were out in force to prevent anything too serious, so we avoided a repeat of last year's Vancouver riots. (Of course, in that case, Vancouver lost.) But there were still small riots and civil disobedience after the Kings won the Stanley Cup.

The New iOS Maps Icon Wants You Dead

I guess this is what happens when you ask Siri "Is THAT rain?" one too many times. The people who designed this app can actually see this intersection from work — that's Apple's HQ in the bottom right.

Amy Poehler Rocks Out With Reggie Watts On "Comedy Bang Bang"

Here's Amy Poehler (with her very natural hair) singing and dancing along with Reggie Watts on Comedy Bang Bang . She can do no wrong. It's just not possible for her to do wrong.

The Real Meaning Of The Jägermeister Logo

This makes perfect sense.

Is Your Barsita Hitting On You? [NSFW]

Sure, you assume that the cute barista is only being nice to you because it's her job, right? For you, yes. But this is what Ryan Gosling's lattes look like every time he goes to Starbucks.

Insane Book About Life In The Middle Ages

Life in the 12th century was short, brutal, and freakin' awesome! Between monster snails and Doctor Who villains, this 100% accurate illuminated manuscript is certainly illuminating.

The Insane @Sweden Racist Twitter Rant

Sweden: Your biggest fear has happened. Only a day after the NY Times posted an article about the fear of humiliation on the nation's Twitter account, Sonja -- the current curator -- decided it would be a great open forum for her to discuss "The Jews" and even include Nazi references.

It Is Really Easy To Dupe People On Facebook

An obviously fake Facebook page claiming to be Timothy Bradley, Jr.'s made a post claiming that he would return his belt to Manny Pacquiao following Saturday's controversial decision. But thousands of people bought into the ruse.

These Are 30 Of The Worst Songs Ever Written

If you click on this post and listen to these songs you will be very, very sad. You've been warned. Proceed with caution.

50 Cent Reconciles With Oprah Winfrey In Candid TV Interview After Six-year 'Feud'

The hip hop artist and talk show titan put aside their differences last night during a candid chat for the TV cameras.

Leave Madonna's 53-Year-Old Breast Alone

Madonna recently flashed her right breast at a concert in Turkey, prompting cries of disgust from people who think she's too old for that. WTF, people?

30 Photos Of Mitt Romney As A Child

More wholesome than you could ever imagine.

The 36 Most Stereotypically Hippie Things At Bonnaroo

As expected, there were a lot of hippies at Bonnarro. I am one myself now.

Massachusetts Town Issues Tickets To Swearing Teenagers

What the heck? I wonder what will happen when the parents of this town discover "television".

Pretending Random People Are Celebrities Prank

It's probably a lot more fun than actually meeting celebrities.

Eric Andre Was Really Weird On "Late Night" Last Night

Comedian Eric Andre was on Fallon last night acting a little...odd. Or was he just being really, really silly? We'll never know.

Kitten Rescued From Car Engine

Antonio M. Rosario and his wife Elizabeth were at a stop light on the way to the beach when they heard a cat meowing from the engine of a nearby car ... (Full story at Mercedes the Kitten, via Ditmas Park Corner.)

How Writing About The Apocalypse Made Me Freak Out About The Future

I wrote a novel about the end of the world. Now I can't stop thinking about our dystopian future. When was the last time you hunted for food?

Obama Sees Sharpest Drop In Donors From Western States

Oregon, Colorado, Nevada, and Idaho are home to the highest percentage of 2008 Obama donors who have yet to contribute $200 or more this year. Analysts cite the issues, from climate change to the war in Iraq, and the economy.

The Most Stylish Art Video Of Praying Mantises Devouring Prey

It's like David Fincher and Trent Reznor decided to do some freelancing for National Geographic.

Sasquatch Portrait Made From Beef Jerky

Created for National Beef Jerky Day — which is apparently today!

The 31 Happiest Photos From A Hockey Win 45 Years In The Making

Since their inception in 1967, the Los Angeles Kings had never won hockey's biggest prize. That all changed last night.

Will Cupcakes Fund NASA's Next Trip To Mars?

NASA scientists around the country washed cars and sold baked goods in exchange for signatures on letters to Congress protesting President Obama's proposed 2013 budget, which would cut 21 percent from NASA's planetary science budget and 38 percent from its Mars projects. The cupcakes had appropriate names like "red planet" and "white dwarf."

"What's That Jacket, Margiela?" It Is — And You Can Buy It At H&M.

The fashion label made known to the masses by Kanye West's lyric from "N*ggas in Paris" will be available at much lower prices than it usually is at H&M this November.

Obama Gaffe Vs. Romney Gaffe

BuzzFeed's McKay Coppins joined Viewpoint with Eliot Spitzer's political panel Monday to discuss how Obama's gaffe for saying the private sector is "doing fine" measures up to Romney's slip asserting that the police officers, firefighters and teachers should be cut. "Mitt Romney's comment is reflective of this sort of austerity fetish that the Republican party has right now," Coppins said.

The Emailization Of Facebook

Facebook has already infiltrated every mobile OS, and now its roots are snaking into the foundation of the traditionally internet-agnostic OS X. Facebook is a service, not a site.

Puppy Party!

Created with the Canon Powershot photostrip builder. Make your own!

Gingrich Returns To Speaking Circuit

Run don't walk. [UPDATED]

Coolest Detergent Ads Ever Feature Amazing Sand Sculptures

Ad agency Lowe Singapore got three-time world champion sand artist JooHeng Tan to build a series of "18-ton" (that's what the press note says) dirt sculptures for OMO detergent. Great idea.

Public Worker Unions Back Controversial Barron In New York

AFSCME set to spend on behalf of the "revolutionary Pan-Africanist" and Mugabe, Qaddafi ally.

Romney On Obama Campaign Attack For "Teachers, Firefighters" Line: That's Absurd

Mitt Romney responded to the Obama campaign's attack that he would cut jobs for teachers and firefighters this morning saying those issues are decided at the local level and that the line was "completely absurd."

The Good, Bad, And The Ugly Bonnaroo Graffiti

People at Bonnaroo really hate Kanye West. Go figure.

Coroner Rules Dingo Did Take Australian Woman's Baby

Coroner Elizabeth Morris has officially ruled that a dingo killed Lindy Chamberlain's baby Azaria in 1982. Chamberlain had previously been convicted of murdering the child, and spent four years in prison.

English Lasses Mock The Hell Out Of French Women

Yesterday, during the England-France Euro 2012 soccer match.

The Ultimate 2012 Bonnaroo Fashion Guide

Fab or drab? I break down this year's hottest fashions at one of music's biggest festivals.

How To Kiss

A lesson in four photos, from a 1942 "Life" magazine.

Glenn Beck's New Brand: Prophet Of Love

Two years after his controversial peak, an ambitious rally in Dallas — and a careful relaunch. Beck 2.0 is a conservative Dick Clark.

Trace Cyrus And Brenda Song Split On Patty's Blog

When it was announced that Trace Cyrus and Brenda Song were expecting a child last year, we're not going to lie: we were quite surprised! We didn't realize that the two were even together, but nonetheless were happy for the couple. From their strang…

Solange Knowles Lashes Out At Her Hair Critics, Fuels ‘Natural’ Hair Debate

Solange Knowles is fashion’s quintessential cool girl. She DJ’s at fashion fêtes, loves her some BBQ Kettle chips, has impeccable personal style, and rocks a fab ‘fro we all want to nestle our faces in. But not everyone is as in love with her tresse…

$3,749 MacBook Pro

Apple released some pretty new products earlier today, the undisputed best one being the new $2,199 MacBook Pro with Retina display. That price can go up quite a bit though if you select the best options. How high can it go? Check it out below (that rhymed.)

Snooki Nude Photos Leak Online

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi nude photos have leaked online.

Weekend Box Office: Madagascar 3 Outgrosses Prometheus

No matter what you think about Prometheus (I mostly enjoyed it, but I’m definitely not going to defend it), you have to give Fox credit for at least releasing it with an R-rating. But since no good deed goes unpunished and all of that, it earned $50…

28 Of The Biggest Kid Fails Of All Time

I don't know if I should laugh or if I should cry? All I know is that someone should make a show that highlights the best home videos in America similar to these.

Hot Or Not: Selena Gomez's Leggy Look Photo Crystaldots' Photos

Well, well, well, this ex-Disney star is definitely growing up as she wore this leggy, chic outfit to her fragrance launch yesterday at Macy's! Selena Gomez was all legged out in a pair of satin, beachy shorts and a barely there top. Hmm, looks awfu…

Zara Defeats Louboutin In Trademark Case, Does This Open The Door For More Red Sole Imitators?

Christian Louboutin, who’s been having a tough time defending his red sole trademark for a while now, has just suffered another setback in that battle. While a judge has yet to rule definitively on whether or not Louboutin should be allowed to have …

Snow White/Huntsman Is Getting A Sequel. Warwick Davis Will Be Pissed.

One story I didn’t get to cover last week was the backlash against Snow White & The Huntsman from dwarf groups, who swarmed it, tying it to the beach and jabbing at it with tiny pitch forks objected to the way it cast full-sized actors like Nick Fro…

Trailer For War Of The Buttons, Another Awful-looking Weinstein Company Movie

Hey, remember Laetitia Casta? You probably wouldn’t if you lived in my house growing up, where an entire generation’s worth of Victoria’s Secret catalogs mysteriously disappeared into my private collection. GO AWAY, MOM! I’M STUDYING! The breasty Fr…

8 Enlightening Quotes About The Greatest Team In Basketball History

Basketball writer Lang Whitaker just put together an oral history of the 1992 Olympic Dream Team for GQ. The team won its games by an average of 44 points and is generally recognized as the best collection of basketball talent ever assembled.

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