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June 12, 2012

Ronald Poppo, the man who had his face chewed off by Rudy Eugene made a brief statement after waking up.

Jersey Shore star Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi has become the latest celebrity victim of a naked photo scandal after revealing snaps of the reality TV star were leaked online. Candid shots of the pregnant star surfaced on Friday and her publicist has co…

Jeb Bush does not want to be vice president. That’s what he says when he's asked directly, but he really proves it when he’s talking about everything else. On issues from budget policy to leadership style to immigration, Bush, one of the most popula…

Which Pop Culture Property Do Academics Study the Most?

Somehow, they seem to be the top offenders of people who don't understand how to use Twitter.

Republicans call for an independent counsel, while the FBI and two federal prosecutors are already on the case. Clapper was furious — and now the White House is “very nervous."

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After the Miami Heat defeated the Boston Celtics in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals on Saturday night, Dwyane Wade and LeBron James led their

Bibi and Poldi have been together longer than most humans have been alive: both are 115 years old, and have known each other nearly since birth. The two giant turtles share a cage at a zoo in the Austrian town of Klagenfurt, where they have been liv…

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With the big games about to start, these are the people you'll want to be checking in with.

LeBron James might be one of the most thoroughly covered athletes in the history of sport. But you still probably don't know all these facts about him.

People have way too much time to worry about slugs these days.

A group unaffiliated with the Paul campaign has sued the Republican party over its treatment Paul delegates. The Paul campaign is keeping its distance.

Hairy butts, cankles, butt acne, stretch marks on boobs, dreams about other men, and a girl whose vagina leaves her boyfriend's penis with cuts all over it when they have sex. As seen on Dr. Oz.

Seriously, DC? The person with an apparently broken spine above is supposed to be Catwoman. This is Guillem March's cover for Catwoman #0, which will tell

JERSEY CITY, N.J. -- Some might feel the world's already seen more than enough of limelight-loving "Jersey Shore" star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi.

Not counting anything on a soap opera, for obvious reasons. Warning: Major spoilers and pictures of dying TV characters ahead.

It's these kind of questions that keep us all up at night.

Can't get Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" out of your head? Neither can anyone else, apparently, and it's getting weird.

Dissidents and journalists have relied on VPNs for unrestricted web access in authoritarian states for years. Thanks to murky Internet law, it turns out they may have another perfectly legal use as well.

This is so much better than the helicopter cat. The ASPCA teamed up with Mekanism and ABC News to make this in honor of "Adopt a Shelter Cat Month".

Something about each these pictures just seems to stick out.

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A racy photo of the 19-year-old “Party in the USA” singer has surfaced, showing the newly engaged gal in a tight corset that creates a cavalcade of cleavage. Though the pic has an artsy feel, viewers are sure to concentrate on Cyrus’ bust and tiny …

Audience members at a Cirque Du Soleil performance in Del Mar, Calif. got more than they bargained for during a recent show on May 27.

Doctors say the homeless Miami man whose face was mostly chewed off by a naked assailant is awake and alert and doing "well", but in need of more surgery.

ellen is like most white girls they age to fast....sorry its true..why would you worry about wrinkled up hag, white girls age fast by the time their 37 they a shrivled up mouth and neck..wearing cu***bers over their eyes to stay youthful trying to t…

Anyway, as a writer I am known for two things: complaining about the video game industry and huge sentient insects that burrow into people's heads and take over their minds. So let me break from both of those things and, with joy in my heart, try to…

Amazing. The Jackson Memorial Hospital released these photos of Ronald Poppo up and walking, less than a month after after having half of his face chewed off by Rudy Eugene. WARNING: Graphic images.

For the cat burglar who hates the element of surprise.

The Internet promptly explodes. Oh my God she is so tiny and adorable.

In Japan, when the wind whips petals from the trees it's called hana fubuki, or flower snowstorm. Also, some hilarious song titles and a serious discussion about justifiable homicide.

Big Time Rush is ready to release a new single that will get you ready for summer! The teen idol's new song, "Windows Down" will hit iTunes on June 25th and we have an exclusive look at the single's artwork. Anyone up for a day at the beach with Ken…

That being said, even we have to admit that this “ultimate” compilation of models falling on the runway is worth putting those anti-meanie tendencies aside for exactly two minutes. Well, maybe three minutes, since you’ll undoubtedly spend the follow…

Brittney Palmer is doing her d*mndest to make sure that we don’t forget about her in light of all the Arianny Celeste DUI news–needless to say, she’s doing a pretty good job. This past weekend she was photographed on the coast of Florida in a bikini…

Vanessa Bryant will NOT sign documents to make her divorce final ... at least for now ... because TMZ has learned, she and Kobe are working on a full…

The actress, 36, was photographed with a shaved head while carrying son Jackson, 6 months, in Beverly Hills Monday. Theron's new look is for her role as Furiosa in Mad Max 4: Fury Road, her rep confirms to Us Weekly.

Pockets of fighting have broken out on the streets of Warsaw ahead of tonight's clash between Russia and Poland in the European Championships.

“American Psycho” scribe Bret Easton Ellis wants to adapt the best-selling bondage book “Fifty Shades of Grey” for the big screen. And he’s suggesting Scarlett Johansson or Kristen Stewart star in the racy movie.

Gay conservatives say the candidate should take a hint from Marriott's "Be You, With Us" campaign.

A message from one of your own.

Documents suggest Obama sought the party's endorsement and joined it, but those involved say he was never a member. The party was "poorly organized," a former organizer says.

Cleavage and yoga pants and Adam Sandler, oh my! Muy caliente Salma Hayek was spotted on the set of Sandler-produced sequel "Grown Ups 2" in Marblehead, Mass. and from our vantage point, she's nailing her role.

At 2am when the bars close, Mel and Ally drunkenly host a late night talk show in their living room with their nostalgic heroes as guests. This episode features Larisa Oleynik (Alex Mack, 10 Things I Hate About You, Mad Men) and comedian Nick Thune.

The men who hate women are on the internet, trying to seduce you by telling you that you're a bitch.

Sites like eBay and Amazon are not just havens for counterfeit handbags, but also counterfeit beauty products that retail for as little as $50. And the sites don't police the fakes — that's up to the defrauded brands.

Spoiler: The London area is really crowded on this map too.

A wonderfully annoying little person, representing a guy's hunger, gets crushed by a Kit Kat bar.

The Department of Veterans Affairs believes it can curb veteran suicides by emulating the culture of black women, who have the lowest rate of suicide in the country. It's unclear exactly how this culture will be implemented into VA programs, but officials say they're drawn to the "built-in support that [black women] get from each other."

If you live in Gotham, you've seen these "little bit of luck" creepy little fucks on TV or in the subway. One little creep was bad enough.

This is a Spoiled Bastard. It contains spoilers. That’s the point. If you haven’t watched the episode, please come back when you have.

You might not be able to get tickets to the Games in London at this point, but you can still get some good Olympics action if you're willing and qualified to work for it. A few jobs at the Games are still hiring!

The police were out in force to prevent anything too serious, so we avoided a repeat of last year's Vancouver riots. (Of course, in that case, Vancouver lost.) But there were still small riots and civil disobedience after the Kings won the Stanley Cup.

This piece discusses the plot of "Prometheus." Obviously, lots of SPOILERS follow.

The devoutly Christian "Jesus, Take the Wheel" country singer spoke out to The Independent on why she believes marriage should be legal for all.

I guess this is what happens when you ask Siri "Is THAT rain?" one too many times. The people who designed this app can actually see this intersection from work — that's Apple's HQ in the bottom right.

Here's Amy Poehler (with her very natural hair) singing and dancing along with Reggie Watts on Comedy Bang Bang . She can do no wrong. It's just not possible for her to do wrong.

This makes perfect sense.

Sure, you assume that the cute barista is only being nice to you because it's her job, right? For you, yes. But this is what Ryan Gosling's lattes look like every time he goes to Starbucks.

Life in the 12th century was short, brutal, and freakin' awesome! Between monster snails and Doctor Who villains, this 100% accurate illuminated manuscript is certainly illuminating.

Sweden: Your biggest fear has happened. Only a day after the NY Times posted an article about the fear of humiliation on the nation's Twitter account, Sonja -- the current curator -- decided it would be a great open forum for her to discuss "The Jews" and even include Nazi references.

An obviously fake Facebook page claiming to be Timothy Bradley, Jr.'s made a post claiming that he would return his belt to Manny Pacquiao following Saturday's controversial decision. But thousands of people bought into the ruse.

Washing dishes is a kitchen chore that we're hardly eager to get to. It takes a lot of the fun out of eating at home -- which is why the dishwasher has such a magical air to it (and why takeout is so appealing). Dishes go into it dirty and they come…

If there's one thing we know about modern man, it's that our attention spans are only half as long as the life of a major news story. Which is good news when the story is about a Kardashian wedding, but bad news when it's a major event that actually…

If you click on this post and listen to these songs you will be very, very sad. You've been warned. Proceed with caution.

The hip hop artist and talk show titan put aside their differences last night during a candid chat for the TV cameras.

Madonna recently flashed her right breast at a concert in Turkey, prompting cries of disgust from people who think she's too old for that. WTF, people?

More wholesome than you could ever imagine.

As expected, there were a lot of hippies at Bonnarro. I am one myself now.

What the heck? I wonder what will happen when the parents of this town discover "television".

It's probably a lot more fun than actually meeting celebrities.

America likes to think of itself as a land of opportunity, and others view it in much the same light. But, while we can all think of examples of Americans who rose to the top on their own, what really matters are the statistics: To what extent do an…

Emily Yoffe, aka Dear Prudence, is on Washingtonpost.com weekly to chat live with readers. An edited transcript of this week’s chat is below. (Sign up here to get Dear Prudence delivered to your inbox each week. Read Prudie’s Slate columns here. Sen…

Comedian Eric Andre was on Fallon last night acting a little...odd. Or was he just being really, really silly? We'll never know.

Antonio M. Rosario and his wife Elizabeth were at a stop light on the way to the beach when they heard a cat meowing from the engine of a nearby car ... (Full story at Mercedes the Kitten, via Ditmas Park Corner.)

I wrote a novel about the end of the world. Now I can't stop thinking about our dystopian future. When was the last time you hunted for food?

Oregon, Colorado, Nevada, and Idaho are home to the highest percentage of 2008 Obama donors who have yet to contribute $200 or more this year. Analysts cite the issues, from climate change to the war in Iraq, and the economy.

It's like David Fincher and Trent Reznor decided to do some freelancing for National Geographic.

Created for National Beef Jerky Day — which is apparently today!

Since their inception in 1967, the Los Angeles Kings had never won hockey's biggest prize. That all changed last night.

NASA scientists around the country washed cars and sold baked goods in exchange for signatures on letters to Congress protesting President Obama's proposed 2013 budget, which would cut 21 percent from NASA's planetary science budget and 38 percent from its Mars projects. The cupcakes had appropriate names like "red planet" and "white dwarf."

Are those shorts casual and cute or does it look like she raided her mom's beach wear? Plus the first casting announcements for Catching Fire are starting to leak and Rihanna ALMOST has the hang of this crazy "shirt" invention.

The fashion label made known to the masses by Kanye West's lyric from "N*ggas in Paris" will be available at much lower prices than it usually is at H&M this November.

BuzzFeed's McKay Coppins joined Viewpoint with Eliot Spitzer's political panel Monday to discuss how Obama's gaffe for saying the private sector is "doing fine" measures up to Romney's slip asserting that the police officers, firefighters and teachers should be cut. "Mitt Romney's comment is reflective of this sort of austerity fetish that the Republican party has right now," Coppins said.

Lady Gaga took some time out of Thursday's concert in New Zealand to address detractors who "make a mockery of" her work. Though she didn't call out Madonna by name, the rest of her comments seemed to point directly at the veteran popstar.

Facebook has already infiltrated every mobile OS, and now its roots are snaking into the foundation of the traditionally internet-agnostic OS X. Facebook is a service, not a site.

The out of control High Park Fire burning in Larimer County, Colorado grew larger on Monday scorching more than 41,140 acres by nightfall. 9News reports that nearly 100 homes have now been damaged or destroyed in a fire that authorities are calling …

Run don't walk. [UPDATED]

Ad agency Lowe Singapore got three-time world champion sand artist JooHeng Tan to build a series of "18-ton" (that's what the press note says) dirt sculptures for OMO detergent. Great idea.

AFSCME set to spend on behalf of the "revolutionary Pan-Africanist" and Mugabe, Qaddafi ally.

Damn.

Mitt Romney responded to the Obama campaign's attack that he would cut jobs for teachers and firefighters this morning saying those issues are decided at the local level and that the line was "completely absurd."

People at Bonnaroo really hate Kanye West. Go figure.

Coroner Elizabeth Morris has officially ruled that a dingo killed Lindy Chamberlain's baby Azaria in 1982. Chamberlain had previously been convicted of murdering the child, and spent four years in prison.

Yesterday, during the England-France Euro 2012 soccer match.

Fab or drab? I break down this year's hottest fashions at one of music's biggest festivals.

A lesson in four photos, from a 1942 "Life" magazine.

Dear old dad. We don’t know about you, but we’ve taken an unofficial office poll and decided that fathers are some of the toughest people in the world to shop for. It’s not that they’re picky — far from it, in fact. It’s just that most dads go out a…

Apple announced on Monday the New MacBook Pro laptop. The device is a stunning 25 percent thinner than the previous MacBook and also boasts brand new "Retina Display" that has four times the number of pixels of its predecessor.

Kate Middleton attended the wedding of Prince William’s cousin, Emily McCorquodal, on Jun. 9 in a hand-painted silk dress by Jenny Packham. She paired the frock with her favorite LK Bennett nude court shoes. Kate looked classic as always, but this i…

You probably thought that once Prometheus touched down with all its grandiose ideas and underwhelming follow-through we would just be left to ponder our own half-baked theories. But Ridley Scott and co. seem to have accounted for some of the confusi…

"Extra" host Maria Menounos revealed a darker side today, when she announced had been sexually abused by multiple doctors during physical examinations. Appearing on the "Howard Stern Show" with boyfriend Kevin Undergaro, the normally congenial Menou…

Like a bunch of people this weekend, I forked out the $42 to bring my girlfriend to the 3D showing of Prometheus. Was it worth it? Absolutely. Reviews have been fairly mixed, but that’s probably because the audience went in expecting to see somethin…

Two years after his controversial peak, an ambitious rally in Dallas — and a careful relaunch. Beck 2.0 is a conservative Dick Clark.

Fifty Shades of Grey has Hollywood blushing and author/screenwriter Bret Easton Ellis is putting himself up for consideration to adapt the best-selling E.L. James novel. Ellis took to Twitter to announce his intention to transition Grey from book t…

Charlotte Olympia's Runaway Bride collection is finally in—and I love it even more than I thought I would!

Sheriff's deputies in Texas won't file charges against a father who they say beat an acquaintance to death after allegedly catching him sexually abusing the man's 4-year-old daughter. During a social gathering on Saturday, the girl went inside the f…

We're idiots, and should be treated as such. To that end, here are four things you can stop trying to explain to us, effective immediately ...

This is an even worse mistake than that time he decided to become a poker dealer.

When it was announced that Trace Cyrus and Brenda Song were expecting a child last year, we're not going to lie: we were quite surprised! We didn't realize that the two were even together, but nonetheless were happy for the couple. From their strang…

Solange Knowles is fashion’s quintessential cool girl. She DJ’s at fashion fêtes, loves her some BBQ Kettle chips, has impeccable personal style, and rocks a fab ‘fro we all want to nestle our faces in. But not everyone is as in love with her tresse…

Frank Cady, a character actor who is best known for playing general-store owner Sam Drucker on the classic sitcom Green Acres, has died. He was 96. Cady's daughter Catherine Turk told the Los Angeles Times that her father died Friday at his home in…

Browse the Unmasking Rubber Man: Behind the Scenes of FX's 'American Horror Story' gallery on The Hollywood Reporter.

Miley Cyrus' half brother Trace and his fiancee Brenda Song have called off their engagement and gone their separate ways. The tattooed Ashland High singer issued a statement on Monday confirming his split from The Social Network star. "Brenda and…

This is one awesome pops!! I mean, who doesn't love zombies and candy??

If you don't believe in fate, then you haven't heard the story of Chris Lambton and Peyton Wright. As you know, Chris competed for Ali Fedotowsky's final rose on The Bachelorette while Peyton was hoping to win over Andy Baldwin on The Bachelor. Both…

I'm from the South Side of Chicago and I'm a senior at Gary Comer College Prep. I'm heading to the University of Wisconsin at Madison for college in the fall. But getting to this point has been a long road. During a check-up my doctor noticed that m…

Apple released some pretty new products earlier today, the undisputed best one being the new $2,199 MacBook Pro with Retina display. That price can go up quite a bit though if you select the best options. How high can it go? Check it out below (that rhymed.)

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi nude photos have leaked online.

Full disclosure: this past Saturday, I was at the pool party of a certain Glee leading man. His leading lady wasn't in attendance (for the record, I had to leave early--I had a certain event--this one, actually--to attend). So extra kudos for this l…

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Lindsay Lohan lied to cops Friday by telling them she was NOT driving the Porsche that slammed into a truck on the…

Noah, go easy on the Barq’s! A lot of times you will hear adults talk about childhood moments like this as some kind of completely lost and inaccessible form of incredible pleasure untarnished by, you know, THE KNOWLEDGE OF HOW THE WORLD WORKS. “I w…

No matter what you think about Prometheus (I mostly enjoyed it, but I’m definitely not going to defend it), you have to give Fox credit for at least releasing it with an R-rating. But since no good deed goes unpunished and all of that, it earned $50…

The latest viral buzz from funnyordie.com

I don't know if I should laugh or if I should cry? All I know is that someone should make a show that highlights the best home videos in America similar to these.

Well, well, well, this ex-Disney star is definitely growing up as she wore this leggy, chic outfit to her fragrance launch yesterday at Macy's! Selena Gomez was all legged out in a pair of satin, beachy shorts and a barely there top. Hmm, looks awfu…

Could Neil Patrick Harris be any more amazing? Let me know answer that for you. No. He’s the best. And on the slight chance you’re not already petitioning for him and his husband David Burtka to adopt you and sing you to sleep every single night, wa…

Jesus, take the wheel. I need to write a blog about Carrie Underwood and her recent statement on gay marriage and it’s not safe to blog enthusiastically and drive at the same time. Also you’re a better driver. Or at least, if you get pulled over you…

James Franco has been writing little op-ed pieces for The Huffington Post, and his newest one, ‘Kristen Stewart the Queen‘, is a review of Snow White and the Huntsman that sounds like something out of a college essay. It was a free-write, but James …

Although Lindsay Lohan walked away from her car accident with only cuts and bruises, the actress is still dealing with some of the repercussions from Friday’s crash.

Deena Cortese was spotted flaunting her bikini body this weekend as she and the rest of the Jersey Shore cast hit up the beach at Seaside Heights, N.J. Joined by pals Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Vinny Guadagnino, DJ Pauly D, Sammi “Sweetheart” …

Christian Louboutin, who’s been having a tough time defending his red sole trademark for a while now, has just suffered another setback in that battle. While a judge has yet to rule definitively on whether or not Louboutin should be allowed to have …

We were blown away by this gorgeous time-lapse video, documenting photographer Cameron Michael‘s explorations of New York City. Though a time-lapse video of city life isn’t exactly a new idea, this one is particularly well-crafted, filled with beaut…

If Cates and Fonda are examples of women who gave up their careers for family life, it’s nice to note that the man who was once considered Hollywood’s biggest lothario apparently did pretty much the same thing. Beatty and Annette Bening met on the s…

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Sheriff's investigators searched a home in the San Fernando Valley on Friday in connection with the case of missing 20th Century Fox movie executive Gavin Smith, who disappeared more than a month ago.

Waiting sucks, but it’s always rewarding when True Blood finally makes it back onto the air. HBO’s vampire drama kept fans wondering all year about the fate of many of the residents of Bon Temps, from what Bill (Stephen Moyer) and Eric (Alexander Sk…

George W. Bush is gone from Washington — and sometimes the city seems to have forgotten him. For all the passions that he inspired, the 43rd President’s legacy has been absent from the 2012 campaign. Mitt Romney’s dog and Barack Obama’s college girl…

The actor stepped up onstage and told the audience, "She's (Furness) never kept a secret her entire life. (She said), 'I'm just off to the loo (restroom),' and I was like, 'OK, see you in a bit!'" Jackman ended his acceptance speech by urging his …

Cajun Boy will have the big honking “Mad Men” finale recap and discussion extravaganza up at the Uproxx mothership later today (which is important because I have FEELINGS about everything that I need to get out of me or I will explode like an unvent…

Over the winter break, you may recall that NBC made the decision to bring back “Fear Factor” for a limited run because the world had apparently gone long enough without seeing Joe Rogan on television (despite modest ratings, NBC nevertheless did not…

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves, who were married on Saturday, appeared at the Mud premiere in Cannes last month looking very wedding-y.

Catch his eye in one of these 5 fabulous outfit ideas, modeled by Glamour editors!...

On top of that, there were a lot of dropped storylines, missed opportunities and depressing developments this year. Aside from the smallish arc that depicted the depressing machinations that got the company the Jaguar account and Lane's rather contr…

The senior class of Eastwood High School in El Paso, Texas, know how to make graduation -- arguably the most memorable day in a student's career -- a true spectacle. Grad ceremonies can often be long and boring, but these teens added some excitement…

It's official: Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves are married! The couple wed on Saturday in a private ceremony in Texas, People reports.

PROVIDENCE, R.I. -- Catharine Leach is married and has two boys, age 2 and 8. She has a good job with a federal contractor and smokes pot most every day.

“Jersey Shore” star Snooki’s lawyers are investigating how nude and topless pictures said to be of the reality star leaked online.

The Real Reason Car Talk Is So Popular

Dianna Agron and her new boyfriend, director Henry Joost, leave Bar Marmont after having drinks with friends on Friday night (June 8) in West Hollywood, Calif.

Freida Pinto shows off her toned tummy and gorgeous gams in a Versace bustier and high-waisted shorts in this feature from Flaunt‘s Denim Issue.

George Clooney and girlfriend Stacy Keibler board a boat on Lake Como on Monday (June 11) in Lombardy, Italy.

OHAN Biography of Civil Disobedience October 4, 2005: Lindsay, then 19, crashes her Mercedes into the passenger side of a van that was pulling into traffic in West Hollywood. Lindsay, her passenger and the driver of the van were briefly hospitalized…

There's no way in hell Drake took the $30k missing Rolex in NYC ... he claims his version came directly from Rolex, not some jeweler in midtown -- this…

For those of you who don’t spend your weekends in front of the Internet, belt of scotch in one hand, loaded gun in the other, wondering what the goddamn point is to anything anymore as a world filled with young, beautiful people passes you by like y…

Earlier in the month, I joked about Madonna ushering forth the apocalypse by performing in Israel when I really should’ve taken a more serious tone and discussed the grave implications of an egomaniacal 50-something flashing her shit all over the Mi…

One story I didn’t get to cover last week was the backlash against Snow White & The Huntsman from dwarf groups, who swarmed it, tying it to the beach and jabbing at it with tiny pitch forks objected to the way it cast full-sized actors like Nick Fro…

Hey, remember Laetitia Casta? You probably wouldn’t if you lived in my house growing up, where an entire generation’s worth of Victoria’s Secret catalogs mysteriously disappeared into my private collection. GO AWAY, MOM! I’M STUDYING! The breasty Fr…

On Saturday, the Duchess styled her glossy brunette hair into a half-up, half-down 'do, with the top section pinned back in a braid. She topped off her pretty plait with a sophisticated hat.

I  knew Maria Menounos was an “Extra” host, and I think if pressed I could have told you she was a contestant on “Dancing With the Stars.” I had no idea, however, that she occasionally appears as a professional wrestler for the WWE, or that she like…

Basketball writer Lang Whitaker just put together an oral history of the 1992 Olympic Dream Team for GQ. The team won its games by an average of 44 points and is generally recognized as the best collection of basketball talent ever assembled.

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