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June 12, 2012

The Miami Cannibal Victim's First Words After Surgery

Ronald Poppo, the man who had his face chewed off by Rudy Eugene made a brief statement after waking up.

Nude Photos Of Snooki Leaked Online

Jersey Shore star Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi has become the latest celebrity victim of a naked photo scandal after revealing snaps of the reality TV star were leaked online. Candid shots of the pregnant star surfaced on Friday and her publicist has co…

Jeb Bush’s Ideas About Leadership Are At Odds With Mitt Romney And The Republican Party.

Jeb Bush does not want to be vice president. That’s what he says when he's asked directly, but he really proves it when he’s talking about everything else. On issues from budget policy to leadership style to immigration, Bush, one of the most popula…

You Don't Have To Know How To Use Twitter To Be A Social Media Guru

Somehow, they seem to be the top offenders of people who don't understand how to use Twitter.

Leaks Could Sink Obama White House

Republicans call for an independent counsel, while the FBI and two federal prosecutors are already on the case. Clapper was furious — and now the White House is “very nervous."

Skelanimals Photo - Buzznet

Have you ever heard of Skelanimals? I just randomly found out about them. Dead animals need love too. What do you think? Creepy or cute? stay in love, k Check out Suffer For Fashion: Corset Training!!! & WANT... Skeletons in My Closet!!! Zero Gravit…

The Miami Heat Had A Victory Dance Party, So The Internet Had Some Fun

After the Miami Heat defeated the Boston Celtics in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals on Saturday night, Dwyane Wade and LeBron James led their

After 115 Years Together, Turtle Couple Calls It Quits

Bibi and Poldi have been together longer than most humans have been alive: both are 115 years old, and have known each other nearly since birth. The two giant turtles share a cage at a zoo in the Austrian town of Klagenfurt, where they have been liv…

Huffington Post's New Sideball Page From Dan Abramson

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25 Twitter Accounts You Should Be Following During The NBA Finals

With the big games about to start, these are the people you'll want to be checking in with.

21 Things About LeBron James That Will Surprise You

LeBron James might be one of the most thoroughly covered athletes in the history of sport. But you still probably don't know all these facts about him.

Slug Death Gauntlet Is Hilariously Cruel

People have way too much time to worry about slugs these days.

"Lawyers For Ron Paul" Filing Suit Against The RNC

A group unaffiliated with the Paul campaign has sued the Republican party over its treatment Paul delegates. The Paul campaign is keeping its distance.

Embarrassing Questions From Dr. Oz's "No Embarrassment" Episodes

Hairy butts, cankles, butt acne, stretch marks on boobs, dreams about other men, and a girl whose vagina leaves her boyfriend's penis with cuts all over it when they have sex. As seen on Dr. Oz.

The Internet Fittingly Lambasts The Ridiculous 'Catwoman #0' Cover

Seriously, DC? The person with an apparently broken spine above is supposed to be Catwoman. This is Guillem March's cover for Catwoman #0, which will tell

Snooki Nude Pics Leaked 'For Personal Gain'

JERSEY CITY, N.J. -- Some might feel the world's already seen more than enough of limelight-loving "Jersey Shore" star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi.

The 30 Saddest Television Deaths

Not counting anything on a soap opera, for obvious reasons. Warning: Major spoilers and pictures of dying TV characters ahead.

What Would Happen If Nic Cage Had A Child With A Koala?

It's these kind of questions that keep us all up at night.

Best Of The "Call Me Maybe" Meme

Can't get Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" out of your head? Neither can anyone else, apparently, and it's getting weird.

The (Fairly) Legal Way To Watch Streaming Video From Anywhere In The World

Dissidents and journalists have relied on VPNs for unrestricted web access in authoritarian states for years. Thanks to murky Internet law, it turns out they may have another perfectly legal use as well.

Has Starbucks Ever Spelled Your Name Wrong?

It's time Starbucks shifts its focus from bug based food colorings to name grammar.

Mutant Pig Monster Shows Up In China

Beginning of the end, folks. :( (Metro Uk, via Finn)

Hey Guys, Here's The Best Hover Cat Ever

This is so much better than the helicopter cat. The ASPCA teamed up with Mekanism and ABC News to make this in honor of "Adopt a Shelter Cat Month".

27 Things That Are Not Like The Others

Something about each these pictures just seems to stick out.

Spy Talk

The latest viral buzz from collegehumor.com

Miley Cyrus News - Miley Cyrus Shows Major Cleavage In Skin-Tight Corset (PHOTOS)

A racy photo of the 19-year-old “Party in the USA” singer has surfaced, showing the newly engaged gal in a tight corset that creates a cavalcade of cleavage. Though the pic has an artsy feel, viewers are sure to concentrate on Cyrus’ bust and tiny …

Kallie Helwig & Gerald Torello, Jr., Border Patrol Agents, Accused Of Having Oral Sex During Cirque Du Soleil

Audience members at a Cirque Du Soleil performance in Del Mar, Calif. got more than they bargained for during a recent show on May 27.

New Ronald Poppo Photos Released; Doctors Say Face-Chewing Victim 'Doing Well' (GRAPHIC PHOTOS)

Doctors say the homeless Miami man whose face was mostly chewed off by a naked assailant is awake and alert and doing "well", but in need of more surgery.

Tiger Woods ... Is An Idiot.

ellen is like most white girls they age to fast....sorry its true..why would you worry about wrinkled up hag, white girls age fast by the time their 37 they a shrivled up mouth and neck..wearing cu***bers over their eyes to stay youthful trying to t…

6 Moments That Make Video Games Worth It

Anyway, as a writer I am known for two things: complaining about the video game industry and huge sentient insects that burrow into people's heads and take over their minds. So let me break from both of those things and, with joy in my heart, try to…

Photos Of Miami Cannibal Victim Awake, Walking And Talking

Amazing. The Jackson Memorial Hospital released these photos of Ronald Poppo up and walking, less than a month after after having half of his face chewed off by Rudy Eugene. WARNING: Graphic images.

Go Climb A Wall With This High Tech Vacuum Cleaner

For the cat burglar who hates the element of surprise.

Betty White Meets Barack Obama

The Internet promptly explodes. Oh my God she is so tiny and adorable.

Dazzling Cherry Blossom Storm And Other Links

In Japan, when the wind whips petals from the trees it's called hana fubuki, or flower snowstorm. Also, some hilarious song titles and a serious discussion about justifiable homicide.

Buzznet Exclusive: Big Time Rush Reveal New Single Artwork On We've Got You Covered's Blog

Big Time Rush is ready to release a new single that will get you ready for summer! The teen idol's new song, "Windows Down" will hit iTunes on June 25th and we have an exclusive look at the single's artwork. Anyone up for a day at the beach with Ken…

Watch: Here’s A Video Montage Of The Most Epic Runway Tumbles Ever

That being said, even we have to admit that this “ultimate” compilation of models falling on the runway is worth putting those anti-meanie tendencies aside for exactly two minutes. Well, maybe three minutes, since you’ll undoubtedly spend the follow…

UFC’s Brittney Palmer Brings Bikini Heat To Miami Beach [21 PHOTOS]

Brittney Palmer is doing her d*mndest to make sure that we don’t forget about her in light of all the Arianny Celeste DUI news–needless to say, she’s doing a pretty good job. This past weekend she was photographed on the coast of Florida in a bikini…

Kobe And Vanessa Bryant -- Divorce Called Off ... For Now

Vanessa Bryant will NOT sign documents to make her divorce final ... at least for now ... because TMZ has learned, she and Kobe are working on a full…

Charlize Theron Shaves Her Head!

The actress, 36, was photographed with a shaved head while carrying son Jackson, 6 months, in Beverly Hills Monday. Theron's new look is for her role as Furiosa in Mad Max 4: Fury Road, her rep confirms to Us Weekly.

Euro 2012: Russia And Poland Fans Clash On The Streets

Pockets of fighting have broken out on the streets of Warsaw ahead of tonight's clash between Russia and Poland in the European Championships.

Bret Easton Ellis Wants To Write “Fifty Shades Of Grey” For Scarlett Johansson Or Kristen Stewart

“American Psycho” scribe Bret Easton Ellis wants to adapt the best-selling bondage book “Fifty Shades of Grey” for the big screen. And he’s suggesting Scarlett Johansson or Kristen Stewart star in the racy movie.

Look At Those Assholes Ruining Our Planet

My friend Nicolas went to Cape North to practice his awesome movie making skills.

Marriott, Close To Romney, Launches Gay-Friendly Marketing Campaign

Gay conservatives say the candidate should take a hint from Marriott's "Be You, With Us" campaign.

In Chicago, No Memory Of Obama New Party Membership

Documents suggest Obama sought the party's endorsement and joined it, but those involved say he was never a member. The party was "poorly organized," a former organizer says.

Salma Hayek Shows Cleavage, Wears Yoga Pants On 'Grown Ups 2' Set (PHOTOS)

Cleavage and yoga pants and Adam Sandler, oh my! Muy caliente Salma Hayek was spotted on the set of Sandler-produced sequel "Grown Ups 2" in Marblehead, Mass. and from our vantage point, she's nailing her role.

It's F*ckin' Late With Larisa Oleynik From Larisa Oleynik, Nick Thune, Melissa Stephens, Ally Hord, Manasewitsch, Funny Or Die, Andy Maxwell, And Brian Lane

At 2am when the bars close, Mel and Ally drunkenly host a late night talk show in their living room with their nostalgic heroes as guests. This episode features Larisa Oleynik (Alex Mack, 10 Things I Hate About You, Mad Men) and comedian Nick Thune.

The Most Awful Dudes In Online Dating In The Whole World

The men who hate women are on the internet, trying to seduce you by telling you that you're a bitch.

16 Types Of Amazing If Impractical Pop Culture Nail Art

Let your fandom flag fly even if it's at the expense of being able to type, zip your pants or pick things up. If you like any aspect of pop culture, Kayleigh O'Conner has you covered.

Buying Makeup Online? Exercise Caution.

Sites like eBay and Amazon are not just havens for counterfeit handbags, but also counterfeit beauty products that retail for as little as $50. And the sites don't police the fakes — that's up to the defrauded brands.

A Literary Map Of The British Isles

Spoiler: The London area is really crowded on this map too.

Kit Kat Commercials Are Funnier In Dubai

A wonderfully annoying little person, representing a guy's hunger, gets crushed by a Kit Kat bar.

What Can Black Women Teach The Military About Suicide?

The Department of Veterans Affairs believes it can curb veteran suicides by emulating the culture of black women, who have the lowest rate of suicide in the country. It's unclear exactly how this culture will be implemented into VA programs, but officials say they're drawn to the "built-in support that [black women] get from each other."

Just, NO, New York Lottery

If you live in Gotham, you've seen these "little bit of luck" creepy little fucks on TV or in the subway. One little creep was bad enough.

'Mad Men' Spoiled Bastard: Ep. 13: 'The Phantom'

This is a Spoiled Bastard. It contains spoilers. That’s the point. If you haven’t watched the episode, please come back when you have.

7 Jobs You Can Still Land To Work At The Olympics

You might not be able to get tickets to the Games in London at this point, but you can still get some good Olympics action if you're willing and qualified to work for it. A few jobs at the Games are still hiring!

23 Photos Of Los Angeles' Riot-y Reaction To Winning The Stanley Cup

The police were out in force to prevent anything too serious, so we avoided a repeat of last year's Vancouver riots. (Of course, in that case, Vancouver lost.) But there were still small riots and civil disobedience after the Kings won the Stanley Cup.

'Prometheus' Plot: Looking For Meaning Behind Ridley Scott's 'Alien' Prequel

This piece discusses the plot of "Prometheus." Obviously, lots of SPOILERS follow.

Carrie Underwood Supports Gay Marriage

The devoutly Christian "Jesus, Take the Wheel" country singer spoke out to The Independent on why she believes marriage should be legal for all.

The New iOS Maps Icon Wants You Dead

I guess this is what happens when you ask Siri "Is THAT rain?" one too many times. The people who designed this app can actually see this intersection from work — that's Apple's HQ in the bottom right.

Amy Poehler Rocks Out With Reggie Watts On "Comedy Bang Bang"

Here's Amy Poehler (with her very natural hair) singing and dancing along with Reggie Watts on Comedy Bang Bang . She can do no wrong. It's just not possible for her to do wrong.

The Real Meaning Of The Jägermeister Logo

This makes perfect sense.

Is Your Barsita Hitting On You? [NSFW]

Sure, you assume that the cute barista is only being nice to you because it's her job, right? For you, yes. But this is what Ryan Gosling's lattes look like every time he goes to Starbucks.

Insane Book About Life In The Middle Ages

Life in the 12th century was short, brutal, and freakin' awesome! Between monster snails and Doctor Who villains, this 100% accurate illuminated manuscript is certainly illuminating.

The Insane @Sweden Racist Twitter Rant

Sweden: Your biggest fear has happened. Only a day after the NY Times posted an article about the fear of humiliation on the nation's Twitter account, Sonja -- the current curator -- decided it would be a great open forum for her to discuss "The Jews" and even include Nazi references.

It Is Really Easy To Dupe People On Facebook

An obviously fake Facebook page claiming to be Timothy Bradley, Jr.'s made a post claiming that he would return his belt to Manny Pacquiao following Saturday's controversial decision. But thousands of people bought into the ruse.

Items You Should Never Put In The Dishwasher

Washing dishes is a kitchen chore that we're hardly eager to get to. It takes a lot of the fun out of eating at home -- which is why the dishwasher has such a magical air to it (and why takeout is so appealing). Dishes go into it dirty and they come…

6 Famous News Stories That Forgot To Tell You The Best Part

If there's one thing we know about modern man, it's that our attention spans are only half as long as the life of a major news story. Which is good news when the story is about a Kardashian wedding, but bad news when it's a major event that actually…

These Are 30 Of The Worst Songs Ever Written

If you click on this post and listen to these songs you will be very, very sad. You've been warned. Proceed with caution.

50 Cent Reconciles With Oprah Winfrey In Candid TV Interview After Six-year 'Feud'

The hip hop artist and talk show titan put aside their differences last night during a candid chat for the TV cameras.

Leave Madonna's 53-Year-Old Breast Alone

Madonna recently flashed her right breast at a concert in Turkey, prompting cries of disgust from people who think she's too old for that. WTF, people?

30 Photos Of Mitt Romney As A Child

More wholesome than you could ever imagine.

The 36 Most Stereotypically Hippie Things At Bonnaroo

As expected, there were a lot of hippies at Bonnarro. I am one myself now.

Massachusetts Town Issues Tickets To Swearing Teenagers

What the heck? I wonder what will happen when the parents of this town discover "television".

Pretending Random People Are Celebrities Prank

It's probably a lot more fun than actually meeting celebrities.

The American Dream Is Dying. Here’s How We Can Fix It.

America likes to think of itself as a land of opportunity, and others view it in much the same light. But, while we can all think of examples of Americans who rose to the top on their own, what really matters are the statistics: To what extent do an…

Dear Prudie: I Thought I Was Infertile, But It Turns Out My Husband Had A Secret Vasectomy.

Emily Yoffe, aka Dear Prudence, is on Washingtonpost.com weekly to chat live with readers. An edited transcript of this week’s chat is below. (Sign up here to get Dear Prudence delivered to your inbox each week. Read Prudie’s Slate columns here. Sen…

Eric Andre Was Really Weird On "Late Night" Last Night

Comedian Eric Andre was on Fallon last night acting a little...odd. Or was he just being really, really silly? We'll never know.

Kitten Rescued From Car Engine

Antonio M. Rosario and his wife Elizabeth were at a stop light on the way to the beach when they heard a cat meowing from the engine of a nearby car ... (Full story at Mercedes the Kitten, via Ditmas Park Corner.)

How Writing About The Apocalypse Made Me Freak Out About The Future

I wrote a novel about the end of the world. Now I can't stop thinking about our dystopian future. When was the last time you hunted for food?

Obama Sees Sharpest Drop In Donors From Western States

Oregon, Colorado, Nevada, and Idaho are home to the highest percentage of 2008 Obama donors who have yet to contribute $200 or more this year. Analysts cite the issues, from climate change to the war in Iraq, and the economy.

The Most Stylish Art Video Of Praying Mantises Devouring Prey

It's like David Fincher and Trent Reznor decided to do some freelancing for National Geographic.

Sasquatch Portrait Made From Beef Jerky

Created for National Beef Jerky Day — which is apparently today!

The 31 Happiest Photos From A Hockey Win 45 Years In The Making

Since their inception in 1967, the Los Angeles Kings had never won hockey's biggest prize. That all changed last night.

Will Cupcakes Fund NASA's Next Trip To Mars?

NASA scientists around the country washed cars and sold baked goods in exchange for signatures on letters to Congress protesting President Obama's proposed 2013 budget, which would cut 21 percent from NASA's planetary science budget and 38 percent from its Mars projects. The cupcakes had appropriate names like "red planet" and "white dwarf."

Selena Gomez Has Legs For Days Tops The Morning Links

Are those shorts casual and cute or does it look like she raided her mom's beach wear? Plus the first casting announcements for Catching Fire are starting to leak and Rihanna ALMOST has the hang of this crazy "shirt" invention.

"What's That Jacket, Margiela?" It Is — And You Can Buy It At H&M.

The fashion label made known to the masses by Kanye West's lyric from "N*ggas in Paris" will be available at much lower prices than it usually is at H&M this November.

Obama Gaffe Vs. Romney Gaffe

BuzzFeed's McKay Coppins joined Viewpoint with Eliot Spitzer's political panel Monday to discuss how Obama's gaffe for saying the private sector is "doing fine" measures up to Romney's slip asserting that the police officers, firefighters and teachers should be cut. "Mitt Romney's comment is reflective of this sort of austerity fetish that the Republican party has right now," Coppins said.

Lady Gaga, Madonna Feud: Gaga Hits Back At Madge Over 'Born This Way' (VIDEO)

Lady Gaga took some time out of Thursday's concert in New Zealand to address detractors who "make a mockery of" her work. Though she didn't call out Madonna by name, the rest of her comments seemed to point directly at the veteran popstar.

The Emailization Of Facebook

Facebook has already infiltrated every mobile OS, and now its roots are snaking into the foundation of the traditionally internet-agnostic OS X. Facebook is a service, not a site.

High Park Fire Grows To More Than 41,000 Acres By Monday Night, Remains Of Missing Person Found (VIDEO, PHOTOS)

The out of control High Park Fire burning in Larimer County, Colorado grew larger on Monday scorching more than 41,140 acres by nightfall. 9News reports that nearly 100 homes have now been damaged or destroyed in a fire that authorities are calling …

Puppy Party!

Created with the Canon Powershot photostrip builder. Make your own!

Gingrich Returns To Speaking Circuit

Run don't walk. [UPDATED]

Coolest Detergent Ads Ever Feature Amazing Sand Sculptures

Ad agency Lowe Singapore got three-time world champion sand artist JooHeng Tan to build a series of "18-ton" (that's what the press note says) dirt sculptures for OMO detergent. Great idea.

Public Worker Unions Back Controversial Barron In New York

AFSCME set to spend on behalf of the "revolutionary Pan-Africanist" and Mugabe, Qaddafi ally.

Romney On Obama Campaign Attack For "Teachers, Firefighters" Line: That's Absurd

Mitt Romney responded to the Obama campaign's attack that he would cut jobs for teachers and firefighters this morning saying those issues are decided at the local level and that the line was "completely absurd."

The Good, Bad, And The Ugly Bonnaroo Graffiti

People at Bonnaroo really hate Kanye West. Go figure.

Coroner Rules Dingo Did Take Australian Woman's Baby

Coroner Elizabeth Morris has officially ruled that a dingo killed Lindy Chamberlain's baby Azaria in 1982. Chamberlain had previously been convicted of murdering the child, and spent four years in prison.

English Lasses Mock The Hell Out Of French Women

Yesterday, during the England-France Euro 2012 soccer match.

The Ultimate 2012 Bonnaroo Fashion Guide

Fab or drab? I break down this year's hottest fashions at one of music's biggest festivals.

How To Kiss

A lesson in four photos, from a 1942 "Life" magazine.

20 Last-Minute Father’s Day Gifts That Don’t Suck

Dear old dad. We don’t know about you, but we’ve taken an unofficial office poll and decided that fathers are some of the toughest people in the world to shop for. It’s not that they’re picky — far from it, in fact. It’s just that most dads go out a…

New MacBook Pro: Apple Announces Retina Display, HD Camera, Other Features On New Laptop

Apple announced on Monday the New MacBook Pro laptop. The device is a stunning 25 percent thinner than the previous MacBook and also boasts brand new "Retina Display" that has four times the number of pixels of its predecessor.

Kate Middleton Attends Wedding & Recycles Her Entire Outfit

Kate Middleton attended the wedding of Prince William’s cousin, Emily McCorquodal, on Jun. 9 in a hand-painted silk dress by Jenny Packham. She paired the frock with her favorite LK Bennett nude court shoes. Kate looked classic as always, but this i…

New Piece Of Prometheus Viral Marketing: Peter Weyland And "10.11.12"

You probably thought that once Prometheus touched down with all its grandiose ideas and underwhelming follow-through we would just be left to ponder our own half-baked theories. But Ridley Scott and co. seem to have accounted for some of the confusi…

Maria Menounos, Sexual Abuse: 'Extra' Host Says She Was Molested By Her Doctor

"Extra" host Maria Menounos revealed a darker side today, when she announced had been sexually abused by multiple doctors during physical examinations. Appearing on the "Howard Stern Show" with boyfriend Kevin Undergaro, the normally congenial Menou…

An Alternate Interpretation To The Opening PROMETHEUS Scene [SPOILERS!]

Like a bunch of people this weekend, I forked out the $42 to bring my girlfriend to the 3D showing of Prometheus. Was it worth it? Absolutely. Reviews have been fairly mixed, but that’s probably because the audience went in expecting to see somethin…

Glenn Beck's New Brand: Prophet Of Love

Two years after his controversial peak, an ambitious rally in Dallas — and a careful relaunch. Beck 2.0 is a conservative Dick Clark.

Bret Easton Ellis Wants To Adapt 'Fifty Shades Of Grey,' Has Director And Cast In Mind

Fifty Shades of Grey has Hollywood blushing and author/screenwriter Bret Easton Ellis is putting himself up for consideration to adapt the best-selling E.L. James novel. Ellis took to Twitter to announce his intention to transition Grey from book t…

8 Pairs Of C-R-A-Z-Y Over-The-Top Fantasy Wedding Shoes For Us To Drool Over! Which Would You Wear?

Charlotte Olympia's Runaway Bride collection is finally in—and I love it even more than I thought I would!

Father Allegedly Kills Man Who Molested His Daughter, Texas Cops Say

Sheriff's deputies in Texas won't file charges against a father who they say beat an acquaintance to death after allegedly catching him sexually abusing the man's 4-year-old daughter. During a social gathering on Saturday, the girl went inside the f…

4 Things Single Men Will Never Fully Understand About Women

We're idiots, and should be treated as such. To that end, here are four things you can stop trying to explain to us, effective immediately ...

Poker Dealer Messes Up

This is an even worse mistake than that time he decided to become a poker dealer.

Trace Cyrus And Brenda Song Split On Patty's Blog

When it was announced that Trace Cyrus and Brenda Song were expecting a child last year, we're not going to lie: we were quite surprised! We didn't realize that the two were even together, but nonetheless were happy for the couple. From their strang…

Solange Knowles Lashes Out At Her Hair Critics, Fuels ‘Natural’ Hair Debate

Solange Knowles is fashion’s quintessential cool girl. She DJ’s at fashion fêtes, loves her some BBQ Kettle chips, has impeccable personal style, and rocks a fab ‘fro we all want to nestle our faces in. But not everyone is as in love with her tresse…

'Green Acres' Actor Frank Cady Dies At 96

Frank Cady, a character actor who is best known for playing general-store owner Sam Drucker on the classic sitcom Green Acres, has died. He was 96. Cady's daughter Catherine Turk told the Los Angeles Times that her father died Friday at his home in…

Unmasking Rubber Man: Behind The Scenes Of FX's 'American Horror Story' Gallery

Browse the Unmasking Rubber Man: Behind the Scenes of FX's 'American Horror Story' gallery on The Hollywood Reporter.

Trace Cyrus And Brenda Song Call Off Their Engagement

Miley Cyrus' half brother Trace and his fiancee Brenda Song have called off their engagement and gone their separate ways. The tattooed Ashland High singer issued a statement on Monday confirming his split from The Social Network star. "Brenda and…

Dad Makes Son Zombie Candy Survival Kit :

This is one awesome pops!! I mean, who doesn't love zombies and candy??

Exclusive: Newlyweds Chris Lambton And Peyton Wright Are Even Cuter In Person And Revealing All About Life After The Bachelor/Bachelorette!

If you don't believe in fate, then you haven't heard the story of Chris Lambton and Peyton Wright. As you know, Chris competed for Ali Fedotowsky's final rose on The Bachelorette while Peyton was hoping to win over Andy Baldwin on The Bachelor. Both…

How I Went From Chicago's South Side And Chemotherapy To College

I'm from the South Side of Chicago and I'm a senior at Gary Comer College Prep. I'm heading to the University of Wisconsin at Madison for college in the fall. But getting to this point has been a long road. During a check-up my doctor noticed that m…

$3,749 MacBook Pro

Apple released some pretty new products earlier today, the undisputed best one being the new $2,199 MacBook Pro with Retina display. That price can go up quite a bit though if you select the best options. How high can it go? Check it out below (that rhymed.)

Snooki Nude Photos Leak Online

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi nude photos have leaked online.

Our Night With McSteamy (Aka Grey's Anatomy's Eric Dane), And Cory Monteith's Sweet Gesture To Lea Michele. We've Got The Pics!

Full disclosure: this past Saturday, I was at the pool party of a certain Glee leading man. His leading lady wasn't in attendance (for the record, I had to leave early--I had a certain event--this one, actually--to attend). So extra kudos for this l…

Lindsay Lohan Lied To Cops After Car Accident

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Lindsay Lohan lied to cops Friday by telling them she was NOT driving the Porsche that slammed into a truck on the…

Let’s All Find Our First Taste Of Root Beer This Week

Noah, go easy on the Barq’s! A lot of times you will hear adults talk about childhood moments like this as some kind of completely lost and inaccessible form of incredible pleasure untarnished by, you know, THE KNOWLEDGE OF HOW THE WORLD WORKS. “I w…

Weekend Box Office: Madagascar 3 Outgrosses Prometheus

No matter what you think about Prometheus (I mostly enjoyed it, but I’m definitely not going to defend it), you have to give Fox credit for at least releasing it with an R-rating. But since no good deed goes unpunished and all of that, it earned $50…

The 12 Best Signs Outside Restaurants From Ace Of Base

The latest viral buzz from funnyordie.com

28 Of The Biggest Kid Fails Of All Time

I don't know if I should laugh or if I should cry? All I know is that someone should make a show that highlights the best home videos in America similar to these.

Hot Or Not: Selena Gomez's Leggy Look Photo Crystaldots' Photos

Well, well, well, this ex-Disney star is definitely growing up as she wore this leggy, chic outfit to her fragrance launch yesterday at Macy's! Selena Gomez was all legged out in a pair of satin, beachy shorts and a barely there top. Hmm, looks awfu…

Watch Neil Patrick Harris' Opening Number For The 2012 Tony Awards

Could Neil Patrick Harris be any more amazing? Let me know answer that for you. No. He’s the best. And on the slight chance you’re not already petitioning for him and his husband David Burtka to adopt you and sing you to sleep every single night, wa…

Carrie Underwood Wins Me Over With Her Statement On Gay Marriage

Jesus, take the wheel. I need to write a blog about Carrie Underwood and her recent statement on gay marriage and it’s not safe to blog enthusiastically and drive at the same time. Also you’re a better driver. Or at least, if you get pulled over you…

James Franco Thinks He's Smarter Than You

James Franco has been writing little op-ed pieces for The Huffington Post, and his newest one, ‘Kristen Stewart the Queen‘, is a review of Snow White and the Huntsman that sounds like something out of a college essay. It was a free-write, but James …

Lindsay Lohan News - Lindsay Lohan Car Accident Details Released, Crash Victim Claims He Was Offered A Bribe

Although Lindsay Lohan walked away from her car accident with only cuts and bruises, the actress is still dealing with some of the repercussions from Friday’s crash.

Deena Cortese News - Deena Nicole Cortese Bikinis With 'Jersey Shore' Cast At Seaside Heights (PHOTOS)

Deena Cortese was spotted flaunting her bikini body this weekend as she and the rest of the Jersey Shore cast hit up the beach at Seaside Heights, N.J. Joined by pals Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Vinny Guadagnino, DJ Pauly D, Sammi “Sweetheart” …

Zara Defeats Louboutin In Trademark Case, Does This Open The Door For More Red Sole Imitators?

Christian Louboutin, who’s been having a tough time defending his red sole trademark for a while now, has just suffered another setback in that battle. While a judge has yet to rule definitively on whether or not Louboutin should be allowed to have …

The Manhattan Project: A Gorgeous Time-Lapse Film Celebrating NYC

We were blown away by this gorgeous time-lapse video, documenting photographer Cameron Michael‘s explorations of New York City. Though a time-lapse video of city life isn’t exactly a new idea, this one is particularly well-crafted, filled with beaut…

10 Retired Film Stars Who Deserve A Comeback

If Cates and Fonda are examples of women who gave up their careers for family life, it’s nice to note that the man who was once considered Hollywood’s biggest lothario apparently did pretty much the same thing. Beatty and Annette Bening met on the s…

Watch Fiona Apple’s New, Cephalopodic Music Video For “Every Single Night”

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Authorities Search Home In Hunt For Missing Fox Exec Gavin Smith

Sheriff's investigators searched a home in the San Fernando Valley on Friday in connection with the case of missing 20th Century Fox movie executive Gavin Smith, who disappeared more than a month ago.

'True Blood': 5 Key Moments From The Season 5 Premiere

Waiting sucks, but it’s always rewarding when True Blood finally makes it back onto the air. HBO’s vampire drama kept fans wondering all year about the fate of many of the residents of Bon Temps, from what Bill (Stephen Moyer) and Eric (Alexander Sk…

President Bush's Legacy Looms Over Obama, Romney Campaigns

George W. Bush is gone from Washington — and sometimes the city seems to have forgotten him. For all the passions that he inspired, the 43rd President’s legacy has been absent from the 2012 campaign. Mitt Romney’s dog and Barack Obama’s college girl…

Hugh Jackman And 'Once' Triumph At 2012 Tony Awards

The actor stepped up onstage and told the audience, "She's (Furness) never kept a secret her entire life. (She said), 'I'm just off to the loo (restroom),' and I was like, 'OK, see you in a bit!'" Jackman ended his acceptance speech by urging his …

Don Draper's Look At The End Of The Mad Men Season 5 Finale

Cajun Boy will have the big honking “Mad Men” finale recap and discussion extravaganza up at the Uproxx mothership later today (which is important because I have FEELINGS about everything that I need to get out of me or I will explode like an unvent…

Here Are Two Women Drinking Donkey Semen. Happy Monday

Over the winter break, you may recall that NBC made the decision to bring back “Fear Factor” for a limited run because the world had apparently gone long enough without seeing Joe Rogan on television (despite modest ratings, NBC nevertheless did not…

Matthew McConaughey And Camila Alves Are Married! Want The Details On Their Wedding?

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves, who were married on Saturday, appeared at the Mud premiere in Cannes last month looking very wedding-y.

5 Head-Turning Outfit Ideas To Try This Summer

Catch his eye in one of these 5 fabulous outfit ideas, modeled by Glamour editors!...

Maureen Ryan: 'Mad Men' Season 5 Thoughts

On top of that, there were a lot of dropped storylines, missed opportunities and depressing developments this year. Aside from the smallish arc that depicted the depressing machinations that got the company the Jaguar account and Lane's rather contr…

Eastwood High School Seniors Break Out In Flash Mob At Graduation (VIDEO)

The senior class of Eastwood High School in El Paso, Texas, know how to make graduation -- arguably the most memorable day in a student's career -- a true spectacle. Grad ceremonies can often be long and boring, but these teens added some excitement…

Matthew McConaughey Marries Camila Alves In Texas

It's official: Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves are married! The couple wed on Saturday in a private ceremony in Texas, People reports.

Marijuana Decriminalization: Efforts To Relax Pot Rules Gaining Momentum In U.S.

PROVIDENCE, R.I. -- Catharine Leach is married and has two boys, age 2 and 8. She has a good job with a federal contractor and smokes pot most every day.

Nude Pictures Of Snooki Leaked Online

“Jersey Shore” star Snooki’s lawyers are investigating how nude and topless pictures said to be of the reality star leaked online.

Dianna Agron & Henry Joost: Bar Marmont Mates!

Dianna Agron and her new boyfriend, director Henry Joost, leave Bar Marmont after having drinks with friends on Friday night (June 8) in West Hollywood, Calif.

Freida Pinto: ‘Flaunt’ Feature For Denim Issue!

Freida Pinto shows off her toned tummy and gorgeous gams in a Versace bustier and high-waisted shorts in this feature from Flaunt‘s Denim Issue.

George Clooney & Stacy Keibler: Lake Como Cruise!

George Clooney and girlfriend Stacy Keibler board a boat on Lake Como on Monday (June 11) in Lombardy, Italy.

Lindsay Lohan Crash -- Truck Driver Says It Was All Her Fault

OHAN Biography of Civil Disobedience October 4, 2005: Lindsay, then 19, crashes her Mercedes into the passenger side of a van that was pulling into traffic in West Hollywood. Lindsay, her passenger and the driver of the van were briefly hospitalized…

Drake -- I Don't Have The Phantom Rolex

There's no way in hell Drake took the $30k missing Rolex in NYC ... he claims his version came directly from Rolex, not some jeweler in midtown -- this…

So That Lindsay Lohan Accident - The Superficial

For those of you who don’t spend your weekends in front of the Internet, belt of scotch in one hand, loaded gun in the other, wondering what the goddamn point is to anything anymore as a world filled with young, beautiful people passes you by like y…

Madonna’s Flashing Her Breasts At The Middle East

Earlier in the month, I joked about Madonna ushering forth the apocalypse by performing in Israel when I really should’ve taken a more serious tone and discussed the grave implications of an egomaniacal 50-something flashing her shit all over the Mi…

Snow White/Huntsman Is Getting A Sequel. Warwick Davis Will Be Pissed.

One story I didn’t get to cover last week was the backlash against Snow White & The Huntsman from dwarf groups, who swarmed it, tying it to the beach and jabbing at it with tiny pitch forks objected to the way it cast full-sized actors like Nick Fro…

Trailer For War Of The Buttons, Another Awful-looking Weinstein Company Movie

Hey, remember Laetitia Casta? You probably wouldn’t if you lived in my house growing up, where an entire generation’s worth of Victoria’s Secret catalogs mysteriously disappeared into my private collection. GO AWAY, MOM! I’M STUDYING! The breasty Fr…

Kate Middleton Finally Changes Hairstyle With A Braid!

On Saturday, the Duchess styled her glossy brunette hair into a half-up, half-down 'do, with the top section pinned back in a braid. She topped off her pretty plait with a sophisticated hat.

Maria Menounos Drops Sexual Abuse Bombshell On Howard Stern Show

I  knew Maria Menounos was an “Extra” host, and I think if pressed I could have told you she was a contestant on “Dancing With the Stars.” I had no idea, however, that she occasionally appears as a professional wrestler for the WWE, or that she like…

8 Enlightening Quotes About The Greatest Team In Basketball History

Basketball writer Lang Whitaker just put together an oral history of the 1992 Olympic Dream Team for GQ. The team won its games by an average of 44 points and is generally recognized as the best collection of basketball talent ever assembled.

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