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June 8, 2012

Your Eyes Are Stupid

The latest viral buzz from collegehumor.com

Jessica Simpson News - Jessica Simpson Heads To Gym For Post-Baby Workout With Personal Trainer (PHOTOS)

Jessica Simpson is ready to get back into her daisy dukes. Just one month after giving birth to daughter Maxwell Drew, the Fashion Star judge was photographed in Hollywood, heading to visit her personal trainer at the gym.

Damon Lindelof To Rewrite 'World War Z' (Exclusive)

The big-budget movie starring Brad Pitt, who also is one of the producers, has been troubled. Its release has been pushed from December 2012 to June, 21 2013, and is awaiting significant reshoots. Lindelof, the Lost co-creator and co-author of Ridle…

Jon Stewart Takes On New York's Soda Ban And Marijuana Penalty Reduction (VIDEO)

Last week, Jon Stewart was distressed by New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg's proposed soda law, which would prohibit businesses from selling drinks over 16 ounces in size. And this week, Governor Andrew Cuomo proposed a new bill that would reduc…

Simple Bathing Suits, Bikinis, And Cover Ups

Take a less-is-more approach to swimsuit season: monochromatic maillots, streamlined tankinis, and simple cover-ups are sure to make waves

5 Scientific Ways The Internet Is Dividing Us

The Internet is turning us on each other. The worse news? It's not getting better any time soon.

'Vampire' Skeletons Unearthed In Bulgaria

SOPHIA, Bulgaria, June 7 (UPI) -- Archaeologists in Bulgaria say they've found two medieval skeletons pierced through the chest with iron rods intended to stop them from turning into vampires.

Megan Fox Is Pregnant -- See Her Bump!

Megan Fox and her husband of two years, Brian Austin Green, are expecting their first child together, multiple sources confirm to Us Weekly. Fox revealed an unmistakable baby bump wearing an off-the shoulder sweatshirt and jeans during a sunny strol…

A Mr. Rogers Mashup On The Importance Of Make-Believe

A new video remix from PBS reminds us why we need to imagine and why we loved Mr. Rogers.

Wires Win Romney Pool Fight

All three will cover funders.

Jonas Brothers Fans Respond To Offensive Jonas Brothers Article

The Devore sisters defend the legacy of the Jonas Brothers after Crushable insults them.

Ashley Greene News - Ashley Greene’s Nude Dress At CMT Awards

For some reason, Twilight beauty Ashley Greene attended the 2012 Country Music Television Awards (CMT) in Nashville, TN on Wednesday night, but regardless of her odd attendance, the actress looked super sexy in a nude-colored, flapper-esque dress. A…

Rapper Lil Phat Killed In Atlanta Shooting (Video)

Rapper Lil Phat, a member of Trill Entertainment whose roster includes Lil Boosie and Webbie, was shot and killed Thusday night outside an Atlanta hospital.

Don Rickles Shocks Hollywood Crowd With Racial Obama Joke

Don Rickles nearly hijacked the American Film Institute’s tribute to Shirley MacLaine on Thursday night at Sony Pictures Studios, unleashing a trademark barrage of insults that took aim at President Obama, Warren Beatty, Jack Nicholson and the honor…

The 10 Best Episodes Of The 2011-2012 Network Television Season

Now that the end of the network season has arrived, I thought it would be fun to catalog the ten best episodes of the network season (again, note the

Miss COED: Renata Gheller [20 PHOTOS] : COEDMagazine

Renata is a 24 year actress / model currently living in LA. Not only is this beautiful Brazilian a global citizen having lived in New York, New Zealand, Frankfurt, LA and (of course) Brazil, but she is also quite active. Once a month she likes to go…

Let's Hear It For The Spanx

So what if Adele wants to wear four pairs of Spanx? She isn't sending women back to the age of girdles, like some feminists believe.

Tom Hardy Or Logan Marshall-Green?

Can you tell the difference between these two celebrity dopplegängers? Considering how the latter is the star of Prometheus (out this weekend!), you should probably learn who's who pretty fast.

Why You Should Be Rooting For The Celtics This Weekend

A friendly reminder that Boston's Big 3 has always handled themselves better than Miami's.

Breaking Down Leaks, Whistleblowers And The Like

BuzzFeed's Ben Smith and Michael Hastings talk about President Obama's "zero tolerance" for leaked classified information comment on NOW with Alex Wagner Friday. Also, Smith and Hastings shall now only be booked on TV together.

Mister Rogers Auto-Tune Song 'Garden Of Your Mind' By PBS Digital Studios (VIDEO)

Get ready to feast your eyes and ears on something truly amazing and uplifting. Thanks to PBS Digital Studios, we now have the masterpiece, "Garden Of Your Mind" featuring the late, beloved Mister Rogers in our lives.

Lindsay Lohan Hospitalized After Car Crash

Lindsay Lohan was in a bad car accident and is in the emergency room at an L.A. hospital ... TMZ has learned.Lindsay Lohan was driving her black Porsche…

30 Amazing Names From The International Roller Derby Database

Roller derby skaters around the world register their names in one place. Here are some of the most hilarious, bizarre, and punnily brilliant.

Tortoise Transportation Is The Way Of The Future

Move over cabs, didn't you hear? Tortoises are the newest vehicles on the block.

Romney Visits Iowa Restaurant, Owners Feel Dissed

They didn't even get to meet the candidate. UPDATED: When Romney found out they felt snubbed, he called to apologize.

'The Glee Project' Adds Jane Lynch, Chris Colfer, Amber Riley As Mentors

Glee stars Jane Lynch, Chris Colfer and Amber Riley are headed to Oxygen's The Glee Project.

Stephen King's 'It' To Be Adapted By Cary Fukunaga Into Two Films (Exclusive)

Warner Bros’ adaptation of the classic Stephen King novel It has a director and writer. Cary Fukunaga, the hot-shot filmmaker behind last year’s adaptation of Jane Eyre, is boarding the project as director and will co-write the script with Chase Pal…

Classmates: Mitt Romney Impersonated Police Officer In High School And College

GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney has long contended that he's a good-humored practical jokester who is only misunderstood as stiff and over-programmed. As a high school student, Romney's mischievous disposition was frequently on display.

5 Things Old Magazines Apparently Believed About Women

We could learn a lot by simply listening to the Greatest Generation. We could hear tales of bravery, and honor, and sacrifice. But they're old, and that's boring. If we listen to their badass old-timey magazines instead, we could learn a hell of a l…

Taylor Swift, John Mayer Have Tense Near Run-In

Plus, a pal tells Us Swift "is going to think even less of him now" after Mayer's angry comments about her to Rolling Stone

Lindsay Lohan Rushed To Hospital Following Car Crash

The black Porsche she was driving is completely totaled. Lilo and her manager were both taken to the emergency room.

How To File Your Corgi

Actually, all you need to do is get them started at a young age and then they'll get used to filing themselves. This one's called Morris.

Kalimotxo: It's Basque For Red Wine And Coke

This sounds crazy wrong but trust me: two rights make a right.

Imagining Life After A Total Hack

LinkedIn, eHarmony and Last.fm were all hacked wide open this week. Author Jon Methven imagines what life might be like after an increasingly realistic mega-hack — a breach to end all breaches.

Terrifying Sea Species Hitch A Ride On Tsunami Debris

Anyone else feeling queasy? The Oregon Parks and Rec employees have a stronger stomach than I.

Derrick Rose Haunts Me From The Grave

As the Heat continue to shift between terminal and perfect, and the Celtics try to figure out what they have left, one player's absence is to blame for why the Eastern Conference playoffs have seemed so hollow.

The Most Overblown Reactions To Rand Paul's Mitt Romney Endorsement

Paulites feel abandoned by the Kentucky senator and son of their dear leader, who is publicly supporting Romney for president. This actually may not bode well for bringing them into the Republican coalition. "WHY RAND WHY?!"

The One Movie You Should Watch On Netflix Before "Prometheus"

You could get ready for Prometheus by watching Ridley Scott's original Alien. Or you could watch star Michael Fassbender be a total badass Roman centurion instead.

Kristen Bell Meets The Merengue Dog, Loses Her Mind

They are both so adorable. Too bad they could never be.

Video Game Logic Is Seriously Flawed And Other Links

This just doesn't seem right. Plus a woman is charged with malicious castration and middle school pranks aren't limited to the student body.

Goth Cameos Photo - Buzznet

What do you think of these goth cameos? Would you rock them? Let me know what you think! Check out Suffer For Fashion: Corset Training!!! & WANT... Skeletons in My Closet!!! Zero Gravity is now out on iTunes!!!

Stephenie Meyer's Book The Host: Exclusive Intro Excerpt

Stephenie Meyer, the famed author behind the uber-successful Twilight books, is taking another of her novels to the big screen. The film adaptation of her 2008 bestseller The Host -- which stars The Lovely Bones actress Saoirse Ronan -- will hit the…

Funny Pun Photos :

These are not puns. The Chive doesnt know the difference between chives and leeks. Now that is a pun.

The Lines On A Solo Cup Actually Mean Something

COLLEGE KIDS LISTEN UP! This will change your life.

Chad Ochocinco Is Negotiating With Pornhub About Changing His Name

Please let this continue. Please let this continue. Please let this continue.

Get Nic-Cagified For $12

Want to look like Nic Cage but lack the photoshop skills required to swap in his face in all the photos from your wedding album? Thankfully, someone on Etsy will do it for you for a mere $12. Here are some of his sample works from happy customers:

Someone Bought A Pair Of Air Yeezy IIs For $90,000 On eBay

YOU GOING TO ARGUE WITH KANYE WEST ON HIS BIRTHDAY?

Dee Jay Daniels, Of "The Hughleys", Facing Life In Jail For Murder

He's 23 now — and apparently may be guilty of gang activity and premeditated murder for stabbing a man to death outside a Los Angeles nightclub. Child stars, man!

Mupcakes Look Too Adorable To Eat

Who am I kidding? They can always bake more! Feed me them now!

Everything You Missed On "The Choice", Fox's New Dating Show

You probably already guessed it, but the show is a dating competition done in the style of NBC's The Voice. So it's suuuuper original.

Overly Attached Girlfriend Meme? Try Douchey Boyfriend Meme.

People looking at the internet are getting a kick out of the "overly attached girlfriend" meme. In response I present: the douchey boyfriend meme!

How Couples Sleep

The latest viral buzz from askmen.com

Kendall Jenner News - Kendall And Kylie Jenner Hit The Beach In Tiny Wetsuits (PHOTOS)

Surf’s up! Kendall and Kylie Jenner got wet and wild on Thursday as they headed to the beach in Santa Monica with friends. Donning very some wetsuits, 16-year-old Kendall and her younger sister Kylie, 14, went surfing in the ocean.

Fat Woman's Corpse Sets Crematorium On Fire In Austria

An obese corpse may have caused a fire that nearly destroyed an Austrian crematorium. Investigators believe that the mid-April blaze in Graz began when large amounts of burning fat from a 440-pound woman's body blocked an air filter, which in turn c…

The Bands Who Inspired Your Favorite Bands

We ran a rather lighthearted feature earlier this week about endearingly silly hair metal bands, one of which was the enduringly awesome Hanoi Rocks. At the time, we noted that despite inspiring many of the bands who’d rule the Sunset Strip in the 1…

'Schindler's List' Producer Claims Graduation Speech Censorship

Gerald Molen won a best picture Oscar for co-producing Schindler’s List with Steven Spielberg and has produced such Hollywood blockbusters as the first two Jurassic Park films and Twister. He’s a former U.S. Marine and is a sought-after motivational…

George Elerick: 'Jesus In Drag': Straight Christian 'Comes Out' For New Book

Surprisingly the most eye-opening aspect of my year was experiencing just how detrimental the closet is. When I came out as gay, I was going into the closet as a straight man, and the repression and isolation I experienced was crushing. The combinat…

What Kind Of Muppet Are You, Chaos Or Order?

Every once in a while, an idea comes along that changes the way we all look at ourselves forever. Before Descartes, nobody knew they were thinking. They all believed they were just mulling. Until Karl Marx, everyone totally hated one another but nob…

Is The Certificate The New College Degree?

A new study finds that certificates are the fastest growing postsecondary credential. And the right ones pay more than a B.A., too.

Here's How Rihanna Responds To Tabloid Rumors

By posting the tabloid cover to Instagram and telling the haters she "owns" them.

This Boise Paper Is Not A Big Fan Of Nickelback

Well done, entire state of Idaho.

Scholastic Books Sends Girls Misogynistic Message

Survive Anything! series sure thinks boys and girls need different life skills. Boys get to survive shark attacks while girls get to "survive" teaching their cat to sit.

The App That's Taking On The New York Police

The ACLU's new "Stop-and-Frisk Watch" app aims to help observers report and quantify stop-and-frisks. But can an app really change the police?

Obama's "Fundamentals Of The Economy" Moment

The Obama campaign wasn't troubled by the nuance in 2008. Schadenfreude from a former McCain aide.

Separated At Birth: Novak Djokovic And Screech

Someone run a DNA test immediately.

Andrea Amanatides Allegedly Spills 256 Pills On Jail Cell Floor When Drug-Filled Condom Inside Her Breaks (VIDEO)

Some people get all the breaks. The one Andrea Amanatides got wasn't one she wanted.

EXCLUSIVE: Booker On Outs With Obama After TV Gaffe

It’s bye-bye, Beltway for Cory Booker.

Prometheus: Why Are Academics So Obsessed With Ridley Scott’s Alien And Its Sequels?

After a marketing campaign of such ever-evolving ingenuity that it’s put certain alien life forms we could mention to shame, Prometheus has almost landed. Audiences are looking to Ridley’s Scott’s science-fiction thriller for answers to many questio…

Bob Welch Dead -- Fleetwood Mac Member Dies Of Apparent Suicide

A former member of the iconic rock band Fleetwood Mac was found dead at his Nashville home today after shooting himself -- this according to Nashville…

Sink-ronized Kittens!

Sink-ronized! Because they're in a sink! No? Really?? FINE. Screw you guys.

Should Sex Offenders Be Buried With Military Honors?

A proposed law would ban criminals convicted of sexually abusing children from being buried in military cemeteries. Veterans groups are in favor, but an expert in sex offender laws says this one goes too far.

Treat Yourself To The Shiba Inu Puppy Cam

It's back! This is what you're going to spend the rest of your day watching. Except when they get kind of boring and just sleep at you. Except even that's kind of riveting, if we're being honest.

15 Reasons "Thunderstruck" Will Be The Greatest Movie Of All Time

The new Kevin Durant family-comedy is going to be this generation's "Casablanca." Plus Jim Belushi!

Lawyer Barack Obama In Court In 1994

In this little heard clip from 1994, accessed online via the Web Archive, Barack Obama, as a civil rights lawyer for Miner Barnhill, delivered oral arguments before Seventh Circuit court Judge Richard Posner. Obama was defending a whistleblower who had allegedly been blacklisted by his bosses after he had reported them for fraud. The hearing was to decide whether Obama's client was entitled to punitive damages, which Obama won.

How To Handle An Internet Stalker IRL

Because sometimes, your internet stalker is a real person, made out of meat. And you have to talk to them.

Polar Bear Smashes Aquarium Glass With Rock

Whoa. It's almost as if polar bears don't naturally belong in aquariums!

Romney Mocks Obama's To-Do List

Among the items the Republican imagines on the incumbent's list: "Divide the American people." More red meat for the right.

How To Hit On Girls If You're A Starbucks Barista

Cute or creepy? We report, you decide.

22 Of The Most Shoplifted Items In America

And they're not necessarily what you'd expect. These are based on a recently released survey by the National Retail Federation. (via abcnews.go.com).

Michael Kors On The Worst Fashion Mistake He Ever Made, His Bar Mitzvah Theme, And Why He Hates Maxi Dresses

Last night Fern Mallis interviewed Michael Kors as the last installment of her ‘Fashion Icons’ series at the 92nd Street Y. Not only is Kors one of the most prolific (and most likable) designers, but he’s also one of the most quotable. Mallis asked …

The 10 Absolute Best Break-Up Movies

Okay, Lola Versus The World comes out on Friday. We saw a screening yesterday, and it is charming. Oh my goodness, it is charming. I want Greta Gerwig to be my friend in the most ridiculous way. Here’s the trailer:

'Prometheus': What The Critics Are Saying

Prometheus, created by filmmaker Ridley Scott, premieres in U.S. theaters June 8. While it’s described as “no classic,” it has definitely proven to have potential. Before the UK premiere, Prometheus broke the central London BFI IMAX theater record …

Kansas Family Of 6 Killed In Plane Crash In Polk County, Florida Swamp (VIDEO, PHOTOS)

JUNCTION CITY, Kan. — A Kansas businessman, his wife and their four children were killed Thursday when their small plane crashed into a swampy area of central Florida, and word quickly spread to their hometown where the family was known for their ch…

LinkedIn Hacked: Fix Your Terrible, Insecure Passwords In One Minute With This Foolproof Technique.

Right now you’re scrambling to change all your passwords. If you’re not, you should be. In the wake of a couple of massive security breaches—one at LinkedIn that nabbed 6.5 million passwords and another at eHarmony that compromised 1.5 million accou…

Presenting Loca, The Pug Who Couldn't Run

He's got an Irish ditty to sing for you. As a side note, his inability to run is caused by a neurological disorder called ataxia, which is in most cases neither life-threatening nor painful.

The Euro 2012 Opening Ceremonies Were Crazy

Am I the only one who feels like I just took LSD?

Mitt Romney Struggles To Identify A Donut

"Can you see that one of those chocolate, um, uh, chocolate goodies finds its way to our ride?"

Beware Foam Parties

Foam party-related ER visits are on the rise. Says a doctor: “I question any party where you’re intentionally going to put together alcohol, slippery surfaces and blinding people to their visual surroundings."

Photo Of David Beckham And Harper Seven Wins The Internet

You know how I know the apocalypse isn’t really happening this year? Because adorable photos like this of one David Beckham holding his daughter Harper Seven at Disneyland still exist. The two spent the day together at the amusement park discussing …

Power Ranking The Top 50 College Football Student Sections

There is nothing in sports like the home-field advantage in college football. A raucous crowd can be the difference in a game. While the atmosphere of the stadium is based on all of the fans, it all starts with the student section...

Cat Portal

Cat jokes for nerds.

So Remember When Mariah Yeater Tried To Say Justin Bieber Raped Her?

I can’t wait to see the power couple of “Biebinson.” (Justin Bieber + Robert Pattinson) It WILL happen one day…I guarantee it!

The GOOD Fair Food Toolkit - GOOD Projects

Environmentalists always learn to prepare for the worst, and luckily, there are still many ways consumers can fight for a fair food system even in the absence of a forward-thinking Farm Bill. Here’s how you can push for a sustainable food system at …

How To Properly Use A Piece Of Paper

Turns out you've being doing it wrong your entire life. This guy'll set you right.

What Happens When You Use The Wrong Weed Killer

Read labels, folks. That is what they are for.

A Lovely Song About Awful Internet Trolls

This is the most polite and cheery way to give a huge middle finger to all the internet "haters."

Incredibly Devious Counter Attack

A brief instructional video tape for ninja kittens.

11 People Who Have Had Horrible Experiences With Bath Salts

We've all seen the news reports, but what happens all the other times you DON'T eat a person?

Mordor Recruitment Video

Join today and stop the invading Hobbit forces! Lord of the Rings looks really different through the eyes of Mordor natives.

How To Have Fun While Your Friends Are Sleeping

This is what those of us in the cat-video business call a "Lopsided Play Dynamic." OK, I made that up, but it totally sounds like it could be a thing.

23 Vintage Bad Girl Mugshots

Bad babes breaking laws in beehives. From the collection of vintage mugshots of Least Wanted.

The Great Twitter/Facebook Logo Conspiracy

WHOA WHOA WHOA. I don't know whether to tweet about this or post it on Facebook.

It's National Best Friends Day!

Who are your favorite famous best friends? Here's a list to get you started. Share your photos of your real-life best friends, too!

Jada Pinkett Smith's Terrifying Cheekbones Tops The Morning Links

In a recent interview, Pinkett-Smith admitted that she eats for nourishment, not pleasure. Plus the Kardashians continue to have no shame and Justin Bieber is stealing Skeletor's look.

Syria Massacre 2012: Channel 4's Alex Thomson Under Attack

WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT: The channel's chief correspondent claims that he and his crew were led into a trap by the Free Syrian Army near Homs.

Chris Rock Goes After Chris Brown On 'Today Show' (VIDEO)

When "Today Show" anchor Matt Lauer said Thursday morning that "We're hoping the same kind of weather hits us tomorrow when we've got Chris Brown out on the plaza," guest Chris Rock couldn't leave that alone. "Did you say you hope the same weather h…

Will An Immigration Deadlock Make The U.S. A Second-Rate Nation?

An immigration deadlock makes the U.S. a second-rate nation

U.S. Military Suicides In 2012: 155 Days, 154 Dead

New Pentagon data show U.S. troops are killing themselves at the rate of nearly one a day so far in 2012, 18% above 2011′s corresponding toll. ”The continual rise in the suicide rate has frustrated all in the military,” says Elspeth “Cam” Ritchie, a…

Earth Tipping Point Study In Nature Journal Predicts Disturbing And Unpredictable Changes

By Stephanie Pappas, LiveScience Senior Writer Earth is rapidly headed toward a catastrophic breakdown if humans don't get their act together, according to an international group of scientists. Writing Wednesday (June 6) in the journal Na…

Coco Austin Can Barely Contain Her Assets As She Runs On The Beach In Zebra Print String Bikini

Dressed in a zebra print bikini, that appeared to be child's size, Coco threatened to spill from the bra.

Channing Tatum: Shirtless ‘Magic Mike’ Stills!

Check out 50 just released stills from Magic Mike, featuring a shirtless Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Matt Bomer, Matthew McConaughey, Joe Manganiello, and Adam Rodriguez.

The REAL Ladies' Day At The French Open?

Organizers of the tennis tournament decided to designate one of the tennis tournaments 14 days a "Ladies' Day." This meant no-boys-allowed events, a bright pink court, and lots of other pink stuff. If they want to play like that, I'll show them the REAL ladies day: Rafael Nadal's semi-shirtless match.

Bill Murray Has A Banjo-Playing Hologram

Inspired by Tupac at Coachella, Bill Murray unveiled the hologram version of himself on last night's Late Show. I know it's a joke but I'm all for it.

The Health Care Promise Obama Broke

It's a policy the President supported as a Senator, as well as when campaigning for President as part of his health care plan: allowing cheap drug imports from Canada But according to emails mined by House Republicans as part of their investigation into Obama's deal marking with the pharmaceutical industry to get health care reform passed, the President promised to protect the drug industry from such cheap imports.

John Travolta Had Gay Relationship With His Pilot For Six Years, Former Assistant Claims

In a move that could add credence to the sexual harassment charges facing John Travolta, the "Pulp Fiction" star's long-time assistant has come forward with claims the actor is not only gay, but was also in a relationship with another man for six ye…

Bob Welch Dead: Former Fleetwood Mac Member Dies Of Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Bob Welch, a former member of Fleetwood Mac who went on to write songs and record several hits during a solo career, died Thursday of a self-inflicted gunshot wound, police said. He was 65.

7 Types Of People At EDC From Dashiell Driscoll

Because people in Vegas needed another excuse to rage for 3 days straight.

New RNC Video: Obama Says Headwinds A Lot

A new video from the Republican National Committee today mocks the President for his repeated use of the word "headwinds" over his tenure in office to define the struggles facing the economy.

New Romney Campaign Ad Hits Back On Massachusetts Record

A new ad from the Romney campaign today hits back at the Obama campaign on Romney's record in Massachusetts saying he worked with the opposing party and balanced the budget without raising taxes.

Ad Lets You Feel What It's Like To Slide Down 14 Stories

It's Insano, the world's largest water slide in Beach Park, Ceara, Brazil. Riders fly down at up to 65 miles per hour. That's insano.

Obama And The New Party

He claimed he didn't seek the endorsement of the forgotten left-wing group, but minutes suggest otherwise. Rogers says they didn't have members.

The Confidence Challenge

The latest viral buzz from collegehumor.com

Will Moderation Render Wii U's Miiverse Ineffectual?

Plan for there to be a wait before your messages get published on Miiverse.

The Funniest, Most Bizarre Piece Of Nail Art Found On Pinterest Yet (You've GOT To See! So Funny!)

Petra may be on maternity leave, but she's stilling pinning up a storm on Pinterest—including this nail look she requested I bring to your attention. You guys, it's hysterical.

Ian Somerhalder & Paul Wesley: ‘Vampire Diaries’ Spoilers!

That same day, Ian‘s Vampire Diaries co-star Paul Wesley left his hotel to go shopping in New York City.

Four Hours In The Totebag Capital Of The World

If you have anything to do with the book industry, you are probably nauseated by the mere mention of that industry's annual tradeshow, which started on Monday and wraps up today.  But not everyone is some sort of book fanatic—some people just read b…

Controversial New Harvey Nichols Sale Fliers

The English are quite pissed (heh).

Wade Davis Says He's Gay, Hopes NFL Has Changed

Davis, now 34, told Nelson of the friendships he developed with Jevon Kearse, Samari Rolle and Eddie George in Tennessee more than a decade ago, but he kept his secret in a league that has never had an openly gay player. He told of a moment with the…

Boys Like Girls Talks Recording Process With Dani Vitale On Danivitale's Blog

So Bamboozle was a ton of fun hanging out with all my friends at the beach, watching shows, and interviewing bands... When I got the notice that I would be interviewing Boys Like Girls I was really excited and nervous because they are my closest fri…

Best Dressed At The 2012 CMT Music Awards! Which Gown Is Your Fave?

You've heard about the best and worst moments of the 2012 CMT Music Awards from the girls over in Obsessed, now here's the scoop on all those fabulous gowns and frocks the ladies wore. I chose my five favorites from the red carpet. Which of these is…

The Kardashians Show Us Their ‘Honey Pots’ (And By That We Mean Their New Makeup Collection)

You knew it was going to happen eventually, and it’s shocking it took this long: Yes,the Kardashians are launching a makeup line! While some of their collaborations are head-scratching, this one actually makes sense. The ladies, particularly Kim, al…

Marc Jacobs Was Not A Fat Drug Addict, OK?

When young designers give interviews, it’s usually about how organic their design process is and how grateful they are for industry recognition. Which all may be true, but it doesn’t make for very exciting reading/watching sometimes. As designers be…

Well, Ellen Page WAS A Lesbian - The Superficial

If there’s one thing lesbians hate more than anything, it’s dudes who walk around going, “You just need to find the right man to give you the good stuff.” Which is why Ellen Page (Who it’s an open secret is a lesbian, but if you didn’t know that, do…

Deena Cortese News - 'Jersey Shore' Star Deena Cortese Bikinis With The Situation In Seaside Heights (PHOTOS)

The Jersey Shore castmates have returned to Seaside Heights, New Jersey, and star Deena Cortese wasted no time stripping down to a tiny mismatched black bikini to get in a tanning session.

Dark Souls Preview For PC From 1UP.com

The PC port of Dark Souls was a product of fan demand -- a petition urged Namco Bandai to make it happen, and the publisher answered by announcing the Prepare to Die Edition for PC in April. Following the disappointment that emerged when it was anno…

Bill Clinton Helping Obama? He Keeps Making Political Blunders While Speaking For The Campaign.

Bill Clinton is the great St. Bernard of politics, bounding around the political landscape, rescuing and providing aid while simultaneously knocking over the table lamp. At the moment, he is hosting the annual meeting of the Clinton Global Initiativ…

Megan Fox Is Definitely Pregnant

Megan Fox has adamantly refused to talk about if she’s pregnant the point of walking out of interviews except last week Brian Austin Green practically announced it to the world when he ran around shielding her body with an umbrella indoors while let…

Check Out Sexy Pics Of Controversial Former Miss Pennsylvania Sheena Monnin

Former Miss Pennsylvania Sheena Monnin has come under fire this week for resigning her position as the state's representative to the Donald Trump's Miss Universe Association after alleging that she learned that the Miss USA pageant, held this past w…

Republicans Vote Unanimously Against Equal Pay For Women Bill // Current TV

Today, Senate Republicans voted unanimously against legislation to close the pay gap between women and men. The Senate voted 58-41 against allowing debate on

Al Gore Takes On Scott Walker, Romney’s Health Care Record, Voter Suppression And Citizens United

We share some of our favorite Al Gore moments from the show, including Gore’s reference to Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire” while discussing the divisive politics on display in Wisconsin; his pointed critique of Mitt Romney’s position on the …

This Girl Made Her Graduation Dress Out Of Old Homework

She used 75 pieces of paper altogether, and says that she finished the design the night before.

NBC Lands Charlize Theron's 'Hatfields & McCoys' TV Series

NBC is taking on the Hatfields & McCoys. Less than a week after news broke that Oscar winner Charlize Theron would shop a modern-day series based on the famous feuding families, she has sold the project in an off-network move to NBC, The Hollywood R…

5 Great Ways To Destroy Your Highly Anticipated Video Game

Unfortunately, not all of the promises for extreme grittiness are going to be fulfilled. Indeed, the video game industry has a history of underdelivering on such promises; there's a long list of massively anticipated games that didn't come out until…

Watch: Video Evidence Of Choupette Lagerfeld Playing With An iPad (Plus Every Photo Of Her So Far)

Choupette, Karl Lagerfeld’s 9 month old kitten, is definitely having her 15 minutes right now thanks to Lagerfeld’s glowing praise in a WWD interview yesterday and the subsequent creation of a Twitter account devoted to the “famous beauty.” We even …

I Gave Up My Dream, And I’d Do It Again

Some might say I gave up on my dreams, and it’s true, I did. At twenty-six, I put away my songbook and haven’t sung a note since. But the funny thing about dreams is that, sometimes, they don’t lead you to where you thought they would.

Mark-Paul Gosselaar Says ‘Saved By The Bell’ Was ‘Not A Great Show’

All-time #1 best ever American hero Mark-Paul Gosselaar has been doing a load of press to promote the second season of “Franklin & Bash,” which means he has been dealing with questions about “Saved by the Bell” pretty much non-stop for a few weeks. …

Beyond Preview For PS3 From 1UP.com

For the best Previews of Beyond for PS3, check out this page on 1UP.com

'America's Got Talent' Timothy Poe -- I'm Not A F-F-F-FRAUD!

Timothy Poe -- the stuttering "America's Got Talent" contestant who says he developed his speech impediment from a war injury in Afghanistan -- is firing…

Infographic: Making Sense Of The Farm Bill

The Farm Bill is the most important piece of legislation you've (probably) never heard of. Passed every five years or so, each time under a different official name, this omnibus bill sets the rules for America's food system. It determines what farme…

Kelvin Santos, Brazilian Boy Pronounced Dead, Briefly Resurrected To Ask For Water

A two year-old toddler who was pronounced dead, sat up on his coffin during his funeral and asked his father for a drink of water before laying lifeless in the coffin once again, according to Brazilian news sources.

Anderson Cooper Mocks Amanda Bynes For Tweeting President Barack Obama About DUI Case

"I know what you're thinking: basically anything is more important than Amanda Bynes' tweets. I just want you to be clear on the bar that we had set," Cooper explained. "For example, we learned today Miley Cyrus is getting married to Hunger Games st…

Nine Unfortunate Choices In Political Body Art

It's easy to make a long-term bet on the wrong candidate. But really, when is it ever a good idea to get Jimmy Carter tattooed on your ass?

Agate Beach, Oregon: Dock From Japan Tsunami Washes Ashore (PHOTOS)

When the tsunami hit the northern coast of Japan last year, the waves ripped four dock floats the size of freight train boxcars from their pilings in the fishing port of Misawa and turned them over to the whims of wind and currents. One floated up o…

Miley Cyrus Flaunts Engagement Ring, Wears Short-Shorts

"She's very mature! She's 19 going on 40, so she is ready for [marriage]," the insider explains of her decision to tie the knot with the Hunger Games star, 22. "Liam likes her wild side, but Miley's also mature and supportive. They're both ready for…

13 Pictures Of Photobombers Ruining Shots Of Girls In Bikinis

Summer is just about here, which means it’s time for girls to break out bikinis, strike a sexy pose, and have the whole picture ruined by some jerk in the background. This gallery goes out to all those jerks whose simple existence in an image can dr…

Banish Blemishes, Fight Flaky Skin And 8 Other Ways To Get Gorgeous Skin This Summer!

Dab this popular East Indian spice on your pimples once daily, and you could tame even severe acne flare-ups in as little as one week. According to University of Texas researchers, turmeric is packed with curcumin -- an antioxidant that penetrates d…

Celeb-Studded Burning Love Bachelor Parody Stars Jennifer Aniston

The new show features hilarious dialogue as well as big stars like Ken Marino, Ben Stiller, Adam Scott, Kristen Bell, Ken Jeong, Malin Akerman, Michael Ian Black and Jennifer Aniston. Yes, Jennifer Aniston shows up in a hilarious cameo that makes me…

Glee Season 4 Promo Excites Gleeks Everywhere

The Glee season 4 promo is here and we’re hoping it answers all our burning questions now that so many cast members left for college.

Coco News - Coco Flaunts Curves, Spills Out Of Skimpy Zebra Bikini (PHOTOS)

Bootlicious model Coco Austin could barely contain her assets, flaunting her infamous curves as she jogged along the sands in a tiny zebra print bikini. Bouncing with her infamous curves, the Ice Loves Coco reality star, 33, nearly spilled out of he…

Big Time Rush News - First Look: Big Time Rush's 'Windows Down' Lyrics (EXCLUSIVE)

Will Big Time Rush‘s new single “Windows Down” give Carly Rae Jepsen‘s “Call Me Maybe” or Rihanna‘s “Where Have You Been?” a run for their money as top Summer of 2012 Anthem?

Polina Druzhinina, Fire Dancer, Catches On Fire During Children's Day Show (VIDEO)

A holiday show in Russia took a ghastly turn Friday when a fire dancer accidentally lit her own face and hands in front of onlookers. Polina Druzhinina, 16, was spinning burning balls soaked in kerosene for a Children's Day crowd of tikes in the cit…

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Let’s Cast The ‘Justice League’ Movie

And there you have the main difference between The Avengers and Justice League: Avengers was the product of four years of careful preparation, from Iron Man forward, with the characters established separately and their eventual assembling teased out…

A Tribute To Ray Bradbury

As a high school teacher over the last 40 years, Ray Bradbury’s books and short stories filled our required reading list. Ray Bradbury touched so many young minds and their reading development which inspired imagination, vision, engaged students, a…

10 Contemporary Novels Based On Classic Lit That Are Actually Worth Your Time

This week saw the American release of Francesca Segal’s debut novel, The Innocents, a superb modern-day retelling of The Age of Innocence, Edith Wharton’s classic novel of upper class scandal. Now, adaptation, cross-pollination and flat out stealing…

Russo Brothers In Final Talks To Direct 'Captain America 2'

Anthony and Joe Russo are close to finalizing a deal to direct the sequel to Captain America: The First Avenger for Marvel Studios. The brothers continue Marvel’s strategy of finding unorthodox helmers for their movies.

Disney Park Denies Admission To Girl Dressed As Tinker Bell (Video)

A teenage couple dressed as Tinker Bell and Peter Pan were denied admission at one of the Walt Disney World theme parks and the emotional testimony from the girl has gone viral on the Internet. PHOTOS: ABC - Disney's All-Star TCA Party 2012: Red Ca…

Neil Patrick Harris Prepares For His Third Turn As Tony Awards Emcee (Q&A)

NEW YORK – As Neil Patrick Harris prepares for his third stint as host of the Tony Awards honoring Broadway’s best Sunday night, he took time out from rehearsals to talk with The Hollywood Reporter about “putting together the pieces of the Tony tele…

Donald Trump Reveals Plans For Florida Movie Studio

Donald Trump has his eyes on building a new movie studio in Florida.

Hands On With Halo 4: Maybe New Blood Isn’t So Bad

Halo is a series that needs change, and Microsoft has shown that it isn’t afraid to slay some sacred cows to get there. The merits of this approach will be debated by fans from now until the game’s November 6 launch on the Xbox 360, but I’d rather s…

Golf In North Korea: The Hermit Kingdom's Newest Pastime

More recently, the secluded course played host to a different type of visitor: tourists. Last month, 15 foreigners and one North Korean competed over three rounds in the second Democratic People's Republic of Korea Amateur Golf Open. The tournament,…

Why The Wii U Isn't The Dinosaur Some Are Making It Out To Be

I have no idea how well the Wii U’s going to sell, but something’s bothering me: this somewhat sullen attitude — as far as I can tell mostly from traditional gamers — that the Wii U is just the Wii all over again; an underpowered, under-designed gam…

Are We Too Comfortable With Cannibalism?

In the past week, there were three separate reports of incidents of cannibalism, prompting the CDC to officially deny — tongue in cheek — that there’s a virus behind it. Last week in Miami, a young man named Rudy Eugene feasted on the face of a home…

‘New Girl’s’ Schmidt Wants Daenerys To Whisper Sweet Gibberish In His Ear

In a an article yesterday over on Variety, “New Girl’s” man-slut Schmidt (played by Max Greenfield), apparently over his relationship with CeCe, began courting three television favorites: “Game of Thrones” Daenerys Targaryen, “Homeland’s” Carrie, an…

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Jean-Claude Van Damme Has A Daughter (11 Photos)

Meet Bianca Bree, the 21-year-old daughter of Double Impact.

Origin Uninterested In Offering Steam-Like "Going Out Of Business" Sales

Don't expect to see regular 75% off sales popping up on Origin.

Even After An Insignificant Showing, Vita's Price Not Budging Anytime Soon

It's too soon to cut the system's price, according to Shuhei Yoshida.

Big Hair Color Changes Happening! Nicole Richie Is Pink, Kelly Clarkson Is Blonde And Mary-Kate Olsen Is Brunette!

The last few days have been big for hair color changes in Hollywood. Here's a quick rundown:

28 Ways Sex And The City Would Be Different If It Were On TV Now

Sex and the City premiered on HBO exactly 14 years ago. But what would the fab four be doing with themselves if the show were still on? Well, Charlotte would be all over Pinterest, obviously....

Ray Bradbury Dead: 'Fahrenheit 451' Author Dies At 91

Author Ray Bradbury died Wednesday morning in Los Angeles at the age of 91, reports io9. Bradbury's family and biographer Sam Weller confirmed the news.

Scott Walker Defeats Tom Barrett In Wisconsin Recall Election (UPDATE)

MILWAUKEE -- Scott Walker did it. In the historic Wisconsin recall battle, Walker emerged victorious on Tuesday, beating back labor unions and Democrats who tried to kick him out of office.

President Of Estonia Slams Paul Krugman: 'Smug, Overbearing & Patronizing'

The president of Estonia chewed out Paul Krugman on Wednesday, using Twitter to call the Nobel Prize-winning economist "smug, overbearing & patronizing," in response to a short post on Estonia's economic recovery. Krugman's 67-word entry, entitled "…

John Mayer: Taylor Swift's 'Dear John' Was Cheap, Humiliating

Looks as if John Mayer will have the last word after all? In a new interview with Rolling Stone, the singer-songwriter slams Taylor Swift for penning the song "Dear John," which he says "really humiliated" him and "made me feel terrible." The 34-yea…

Paycheck Fairness Act Fails Senate Vote

The Senate failed to secure the 60 votes needed to advance the Paycheck Fairness Act, which would have required employers to demonstrate that any salary differences between men and women doing the same work are not gender-related. The bill also woul…

Joyce Maxine Gregory Squeezed Man's Testicles From Scrotum, Police Say

Joyce Maxine Gregory, 35, allegedly attacked a 59-year-old man during an argument in his apartment in Shelby early Saturday morning. When the man went outside to call 911, Gregory reportedly grabbed him, squeezing a testicle from his scrotum before …

Hamlet The Mini Pig Goes Down The Stairs To Eat Oatmeal (VIDEO)

A mini pig is going down the stairs. REPEAT: A mini pig named "Hamlet" is going down the stairs.

Hugh Hefner Taking Things Slow With Runaway Bride

Hugh Hefner may once again be dating his runaway bride, but sources say the Playboy mogul is taking it slow this time.

Abbey Crouch's Cup Runneth Over As She Tweets Instagram Bikini Picture

Abbey Crouch has posted another bikini picture showing of her very slim figure as she holidays in Dubai with husband Peter.

Selena Gomez: Justin Bieber Is A ‘Hopeless Romantic’

Selena Gomez: Justin Bieber Is a ‘Hopeless Romantic’

Lady Gaga & Taylor Kinney: Back Together?

Lady Gaga & Taylor Kinney: Back Together?

Megan Fox Holds Onto Baby Bump

“In a Jalouse cover story featuring Ms. Megan Fox, we unfortunately misquoted Ms. Fox. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused,” the mag wrote.

The Rock Dwayne Johnson Sells Massive Estate

The Rock has sold his massive, stunning home in Hidden Hills for very close to the $4.9 million asking price ... TMZ has learned.Sources tell us the…

Kanye West -- Limited Edition Nike 'Air Yeezy 2' Sneakers Going For $80,000 Online

The official price tag is a mere $245, but bids for Nike's new Air Yeezy 2 sneakers -- designed by Kanye West himself -- have already topped $80,000 on…

5 Ways We Know Nintendo Has Lost Its Mind

I don't get as worked up about video games these days, now that I can afford to simply pay a real Italian man to fight a gorilla in my yard. And I honestly didn't want to write another gaming article, because I've done two in the past three weeks. B…

FIRST PIC: Jessica Simpson Steps Out After Giving Birth To Visit Personal Trainer

Over a month after giving birth to daughter Maxwell Drew, Jessica Simpson was photographed out and about for the first time in Hollywood. Sitting in the passenger seat of a car alongside her personal assitant, the 31-year-old fashion designer's mis…

Why Kelly Clarkson Decided To Lose 30 Pounds!

According to an insider, Clarkson decided to slim down for good after watching a recording of her December performance on VH1 Divas Celebrates Soul. "She saw how heavy she was and she didn't like it. That's when she decided to really get into shape.…

Mobilize.org: Making Civic Engagement A Priority For Millennials

GOOD Maker has partnered with Mobilize.org to find millennial civic leaders (born between 1976 and 1996) in California, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Florida and Michigan to take part in the 2012 Mobilize.org Millennial Civic Engagement Summit in Ch…

NBA Fashion With Pat O'Brien From Pat O'Brien, Brent Weinbach, Christopher Farah, Funny Or Die, Brian Lane, And Betsy Koch

Pat O'Brien invites fashionista Bebe Dubbs to comment on the latest trends in professional basketball.

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