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June 8, 2012

'Vampire' Skeletons Unearthed In Bulgaria

SOPHIA, Bulgaria, June 7 (UPI) -- Archaeologists in Bulgaria say they've found two medieval skeletons pierced through the chest with iron rods intended to stop them from turning into vampires.

Wires Win Romney Pool Fight

All three will cover funders.

Let's Hear It For The Spanx

So what if Adele wants to wear four pairs of Spanx? She isn't sending women back to the age of girdles, like some feminists believe.

Tom Hardy Or Logan Marshall-Green?

Can you tell the difference between these two celebrity dopplegängers? Considering how the latter is the star of Prometheus (out this weekend!), you should probably learn who's who pretty fast.

Why You Should Be Rooting For The Celtics This Weekend

A friendly reminder that Boston's Big 3 has always handled themselves better than Miami's.

Breaking Down Leaks, Whistleblowers And The Like

BuzzFeed's Ben Smith and Michael Hastings talk about President Obama's "zero tolerance" for leaked classified information comment on NOW with Alex Wagner Friday. Also, Smith and Hastings shall now only be booked on TV together.

30 Amazing Names From The International Roller Derby Database

Roller derby skaters around the world register their names in one place. Here are some of the most hilarious, bizarre, and punnily brilliant.

Tortoise Transportation Is The Way Of The Future

Move over cabs, didn't you hear? Tortoises are the newest vehicles on the block.

Romney Visits Iowa Restaurant, Owners Feel Dissed

They didn't even get to meet the candidate. UPDATED: When Romney found out they felt snubbed, he called to apologize.

How To File Your Corgi

Actually, all you need to do is get them started at a young age and then they'll get used to filing themselves. This one's called Morris.

Kalimotxo: It's Basque For Red Wine And Coke

This sounds crazy wrong but trust me: two rights make a right.

Imagining Life After A Total Hack

LinkedIn, eHarmony and Last.fm were all hacked wide open this week. Author Jon Methven imagines what life might be like after an increasingly realistic mega-hack — a breach to end all breaches.

Terrifying Sea Species Hitch A Ride On Tsunami Debris

Anyone else feeling queasy? The Oregon Parks and Rec employees have a stronger stomach than I.

Derrick Rose Haunts Me From The Grave

As the Heat continue to shift between terminal and perfect, and the Celtics try to figure out what they have left, one player's absence is to blame for why the Eastern Conference playoffs have seemed so hollow.

The Most Overblown Reactions To Rand Paul's Mitt Romney Endorsement

Paulites feel abandoned by the Kentucky senator and son of their dear leader, who is publicly supporting Romney for president. This actually may not bode well for bringing them into the Republican coalition. "WHY RAND WHY?!"

The One Movie You Should Watch On Netflix Before "Prometheus"

You could get ready for Prometheus by watching Ridley Scott's original Alien. Or you could watch star Michael Fassbender be a total badass Roman centurion instead.

Kristen Bell Meets The Merengue Dog, Loses Her Mind

They are both so adorable. Too bad they could never be.

Video Game Logic Is Seriously Flawed And Other Links

This just doesn't seem right. Plus a woman is charged with malicious castration and middle school pranks aren't limited to the student body.

Goth Cameos Photo - Buzznet

What do you think of these goth cameos? Would you rock them? Let me know what you think! Check out Suffer For Fashion: Corset Training!!! & WANT... Skeletons in My Closet!!! Zero Gravity is now out on iTunes!!!

Stephenie Meyer's Book The Host: Exclusive Intro Excerpt

Stephenie Meyer, the famed author behind the uber-successful Twilight books, is taking another of her novels to the big screen. The film adaptation of her 2008 bestseller The Host -- which stars The Lovely Bones actress Saoirse Ronan -- will hit the…

The Lines On A Solo Cup Actually Mean Something

COLLEGE KIDS LISTEN UP! This will change your life.

Chad Ochocinco Is Negotiating With Pornhub About Changing His Name

Please let this continue. Please let this continue. Please let this continue.

Someone Bought A Pair Of Air Yeezy IIs For $90,000 On eBay

YOU GOING TO ARGUE WITH KANYE WEST ON HIS BIRTHDAY?

Dee Jay Daniels, Of "The Hughleys", Facing Life In Jail For Murder

He's 23 now — and apparently may be guilty of gang activity and premeditated murder for stabbing a man to death outside a Los Angeles nightclub. Child stars, man!

Mupcakes Look Too Adorable To Eat

Who am I kidding? They can always bake more! Feed me them now!

Everything You Missed On "The Choice", Fox's New Dating Show

You probably already guessed it, but the show is a dating competition done in the style of NBC's The Voice. So it's suuuuper original.

Overly Attached Girlfriend Meme? Try Douchey Boyfriend Meme.

People looking at the internet are getting a kick out of the "overly attached girlfriend" meme. In response I present: the douchey boyfriend meme!

How Couples Sleep

The latest viral buzz from askmen.com

Here's How Rihanna Responds To Tabloid Rumors

By posting the tabloid cover to Instagram and telling the haters she "owns" them.

This Boise Paper Is Not A Big Fan Of Nickelback

Well done, entire state of Idaho.

Scholastic Books Sends Girls Misogynistic Message

Survive Anything! series sure thinks boys and girls need different life skills. Boys get to survive shark attacks while girls get to "survive" teaching their cat to sit.

The App That's Taking On The New York Police

The ACLU's new "Stop-and-Frisk Watch" app aims to help observers report and quantify stop-and-frisks. But can an app really change the police?

Obama's "Fundamentals Of The Economy" Moment

The Obama campaign wasn't troubled by the nuance in 2008. Schadenfreude from a former McCain aide.

Separated At Birth: Novak Djokovic And Screech

Someone run a DNA test immediately.

Sink-ronized Kittens!

Sink-ronized! Because they're in a sink! No? Really?? FINE. Screw you guys.

Should Sex Offenders Be Buried With Military Honors?

A proposed law would ban criminals convicted of sexually abusing children from being buried in military cemeteries. Veterans groups are in favor, but an expert in sex offender laws says this one goes too far.

Treat Yourself To The Shiba Inu Puppy Cam

It's back! This is what you're going to spend the rest of your day watching. Except when they get kind of boring and just sleep at you. Except even that's kind of riveting, if we're being honest.

15 Reasons "Thunderstruck" Will Be The Greatest Movie Of All Time

The new Kevin Durant family-comedy is going to be this generation's "Casablanca." Plus Jim Belushi!

Lawyer Barack Obama In Court In 1994

In this little heard clip from 1994, accessed online via the Web Archive, Barack Obama, as a civil rights lawyer for Miner Barnhill, delivered oral arguments before Seventh Circuit court Judge Richard Posner. Obama was defending a whistleblower who had allegedly been blacklisted by his bosses after he had reported them for fraud. The hearing was to decide whether Obama's client was entitled to punitive damages, which Obama won.

How To Handle An Internet Stalker IRL

Because sometimes, your internet stalker is a real person, made out of meat. And you have to talk to them.

Polar Bear Smashes Aquarium Glass With Rock

Whoa. It's almost as if polar bears don't naturally belong in aquariums!

Romney Mocks Obama's To-Do List

Among the items the Republican imagines on the incumbent's list: "Divide the American people." More red meat for the right.

How To Hit On Girls If You're A Starbucks Barista

Cute or creepy? We report, you decide.

22 Of The Most Shoplifted Items In America

And they're not necessarily what you'd expect. These are based on a recently released survey by the National Retail Federation. (via abcnews.go.com).

Michael Kors On The Worst Fashion Mistake He Ever Made, His Bar Mitzvah Theme, And Why He Hates Maxi Dresses

Last night Fern Mallis interviewed Michael Kors as the last installment of her ‘Fashion Icons’ series at the 92nd Street Y. Not only is Kors one of the most prolific (and most likable) designers, but he’s also one of the most quotable. Mallis asked …

Presenting Loca, The Pug Who Couldn't Run

He's got an Irish ditty to sing for you. As a side note, his inability to run is caused by a neurological disorder called ataxia, which is in most cases neither life-threatening nor painful.

The Euro 2012 Opening Ceremonies Were Crazy

Am I the only one who feels like I just took LSD?

Mitt Romney Struggles To Identify A Donut

"Can you see that one of those chocolate, um, uh, chocolate goodies finds its way to our ride?"

Beware Foam Parties

Foam party-related ER visits are on the rise. Says a doctor: “I question any party where you’re intentionally going to put together alcohol, slippery surfaces and blinding people to their visual surroundings."

Power Ranking The Top 50 College Football Student Sections

There is nothing in sports like the home-field advantage in college football. A raucous crowd can be the difference in a game. While the atmosphere of the stadium is based on all of the fans, it all starts with the student section...

Cat Portal

Cat jokes for nerds.

How To Properly Use A Piece Of Paper

Turns out you've being doing it wrong your entire life. This guy'll set you right.

What Happens When You Use The Wrong Weed Killer

Read labels, folks. That is what they are for.

A Lovely Song About Awful Internet Trolls

This is the most polite and cheery way to give a huge middle finger to all the internet "haters."

Incredibly Devious Counter Attack

A brief instructional video tape for ninja kittens.

11 People Who Have Had Horrible Experiences With Bath Salts

We've all seen the news reports, but what happens all the other times you DON'T eat a person?

Mordor Recruitment Video

Join today and stop the invading Hobbit forces! Lord of the Rings looks really different through the eyes of Mordor natives.

How To Have Fun While Your Friends Are Sleeping

This is what those of us in the cat-video business call a "Lopsided Play Dynamic." OK, I made that up, but it totally sounds like it could be a thing.

23 Vintage Bad Girl Mugshots

Bad babes breaking laws in beehives. From the collection of vintage mugshots of Least Wanted.

The Great Twitter/Facebook Logo Conspiracy

WHOA WHOA WHOA. I don't know whether to tweet about this or post it on Facebook.

It's National Best Friends Day!

Who are your favorite famous best friends? Here's a list to get you started. Share your photos of your real-life best friends, too!

Syria Massacre 2012: Channel 4's Alex Thomson Under Attack

WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT: The channel's chief correspondent claims that he and his crew were led into a trap by the Free Syrian Army near Homs.

Coco Austin Can Barely Contain Her Assets As She Runs On The Beach In Zebra Print String Bikini

Dressed in a zebra print bikini, that appeared to be child's size, Coco threatened to spill from the bra.

The REAL Ladies' Day At The French Open?

Organizers of the tennis tournament decided to designate one of the tennis tournaments 14 days a "Ladies' Day." This meant no-boys-allowed events, a bright pink court, and lots of other pink stuff. If they want to play like that, I'll show them the REAL ladies day: Rafael Nadal's semi-shirtless match.

Bill Murray Has A Banjo-Playing Hologram

Inspired by Tupac at Coachella, Bill Murray unveiled the hologram version of himself on last night's Late Show. I know it's a joke but I'm all for it.

The Health Care Promise Obama Broke

It's a policy the President supported as a Senator, as well as when campaigning for President as part of his health care plan: allowing cheap drug imports from Canada But according to emails mined by House Republicans as part of their investigation into Obama's deal marking with the pharmaceutical industry to get health care reform passed, the President promised to protect the drug industry from such cheap imports.

New RNC Video: Obama Says Headwinds A Lot

A new video from the Republican National Committee today mocks the President for his repeated use of the word "headwinds" over his tenure in office to define the struggles facing the economy.

New Romney Campaign Ad Hits Back On Massachusetts Record

A new ad from the Romney campaign today hits back at the Obama campaign on Romney's record in Massachusetts saying he worked with the opposing party and balanced the budget without raising taxes.

Ad Lets You Feel What It's Like To Slide Down 14 Stories

It's Insano, the world's largest water slide in Beach Park, Ceara, Brazil. Riders fly down at up to 65 miles per hour. That's insano.

Obama And The New Party

He claimed he didn't seek the endorsement of the forgotten left-wing group, but minutes suggest otherwise. Rogers says they didn't have members.

Will Moderation Render Wii U's Miiverse Ineffectual?

Plan for there to be a wait before your messages get published on Miiverse.

Four Hours In The Totebag Capital Of The World

If you have anything to do with the book industry, you are probably nauseated by the mere mention of that industry's annual tradeshow, which started on Monday and wraps up today.  But not everyone is some sort of book fanatic—some people just read b…

Controversial New Harvey Nichols Sale Fliers

The English are quite pissed (heh).

Wade Davis Says He's Gay, Hopes NFL Has Changed

Davis, now 34, told Nelson of the friendships he developed with Jevon Kearse, Samari Rolle and Eddie George in Tennessee more than a decade ago, but he kept his secret in a league that has never had an openly gay player. He told of a moment with the…

Boys Like Girls Talks Recording Process With Dani Vitale On Danivitale's Blog

So Bamboozle was a ton of fun hanging out with all my friends at the beach, watching shows, and interviewing bands... When I got the notice that I would be interviewing Boys Like Girls I was really excited and nervous because they are my closest fri…

The Kardashians Show Us Their ‘Honey Pots’ (And By That We Mean Their New Makeup Collection)

You knew it was going to happen eventually, and it’s shocking it took this long: Yes,the Kardashians are launching a makeup line! While some of their collaborations are head-scratching, this one actually makes sense. The ladies, particularly Kim, al…

Marc Jacobs Was Not A Fat Drug Addict, OK?

When young designers give interviews, it’s usually about how organic their design process is and how grateful they are for industry recognition. Which all may be true, but it doesn’t make for very exciting reading/watching sometimes. As designers be…

Dark Souls Preview For PC From 1UP.com

The PC port of Dark Souls was a product of fan demand -- a petition urged Namco Bandai to make it happen, and the publisher answered by announcing the Prepare to Die Edition for PC in April. Following the disappointment that emerged when it was anno…

Republicans Vote Unanimously Against Equal Pay For Women Bill // Current TV

Today, Senate Republicans voted unanimously against legislation to close the pay gap between women and men. The Senate voted 58-41 against allowing debate on

Al Gore Takes On Scott Walker, Romney’s Health Care Record, Voter Suppression And Citizens United

We share some of our favorite Al Gore moments from the show, including Gore’s reference to Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire” while discussing the divisive politics on display in Wisconsin; his pointed critique of Mitt Romney’s position on the …

Watch: Video Evidence Of Choupette Lagerfeld Playing With An iPad (Plus Every Photo Of Her So Far)

Choupette, Karl Lagerfeld’s 9 month old kitten, is definitely having her 15 minutes right now thanks to Lagerfeld’s glowing praise in a WWD interview yesterday and the subsequent creation of a Twitter account devoted to the “famous beauty.” We even …

Beyond Preview For PS3 From 1UP.com

For the best Previews of Beyond for PS3, check out this page on 1UP.com

Nine Unfortunate Choices In Political Body Art

It's easy to make a long-term bet on the wrong candidate. But really, when is it ever a good idea to get Jimmy Carter tattooed on your ass?

Banish Blemishes, Fight Flaky Skin And 8 Other Ways To Get Gorgeous Skin This Summer!

Dab this popular East Indian spice on your pimples once daily, and you could tame even severe acne flare-ups in as little as one week. According to University of Texas researchers, turmeric is packed with curcumin -- an antioxidant that penetrates d…

Origin Uninterested In Offering Steam-Like "Going Out Of Business" Sales

Don't expect to see regular 75% off sales popping up on Origin.

Even After An Insignificant Showing, Vita's Price Not Budging Anytime Soon

It's too soon to cut the system's price, according to Shuhei Yoshida.

Abbey Crouch's Cup Runneth Over As She Tweets Instagram Bikini Picture

Abbey Crouch has posted another bikini picture showing of her very slim figure as she holidays in Dubai with husband Peter.

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