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June 4, 2012

State Rep. Teams With Anonymous To Bust "Child Porn" Ring

The hacktivist group says it's compiled a list of "pedophiles" from Twitter. Then they contacted Rhode Island Republican Dan Gordon, who gave the info to the authorities.

Detroit - Pride + Epic Boat Party Photo

Yesterday was a really incredible day. I performed at the Detroit Pride and saw so many of my amazing Moon Babies. I remembered all of your faces from last year! 3 Good to see you guys again. I hope you had fun cause I definitely did. I love u so mu…

Barack Obama Airs National Ad With Sarah Jessica Parker

Barack Obama ad with Sarah Jessica Parker during MTV Movie Awards Fundraising dinner Michelle Obama Anna WIntour George Clooney

Two Volunteers Fight The Wisconsin Recall To The Finish

The bitterly polarized vote over Scott Walker is tomorrow. Today, a frantic scramble for the final votes.

Family Business: Kurt Sutter And Wife Katey Sagal On The Set Of 'Sons Of Anarchy' Gallery

Browse the Family Business: Kurt Sutter and Wife Katey Sagal on the Set of 'Sons of Anarchy' gallery on The Hollywood Reporter.

Luka Rocco Magnotta: 'Cannibal' Porn Star Arrested

Reports say Luka Rocco Magnotta, 29, was captured by German police after being on the run for almost two weeks.

Mark Zuckerberg Sued -- Accused Of Selling Off A Billion Before Facebook Disaster

A new lawsuit claims Mark Zuckerberg pulled a billion dollar fast one on Facebook investors.The class action lawsuit -- filed by disgruntled Facebook…

"Push Girls": A New Reality Show About Fierce Women In Wheelchairs

The Sundance Channel original reality series premiered last night. Here's everything you missed.

How To Turn Her Down

This article, by Robin Hilmantel, was originally published on ModernMan.com. It is unedited by AskMen. Whether you’re dealing with a close friend, stranger from a dating website, or coworker you’re going to see in the break room, turning a woman do…

"20 More Things You Need To Stop Doing" By CH Staff

The most notable thing about the weather is that it’s chaotic. That means you can always count on the weather to behave outside of your expectations. It’s predictably unpredictable, which means it’s never interesting or noteworthy. There is an infin…

Mysterious Poisonous Spiders Invade Indian Town

Swarms of never-before-seen spiders descended upon a cultural festival in the northeastern Indian town of Sadiya last month, biting several people and leaving two dead. The arachnid “invasion,” as the Times of India called it, caused a panic among f…

And Father Of The Year Goes To This Man For Building An AT-AT Bed For His Kids

1 After nearly 7 weeks and over 60 hours of work this man built his kids a bed I would’ve killed for when I was young. In fact, I still probably would. 2 3 4 5 6 …

Microsoft's E3 Press Briefing Shows A Lesson Learned From Last Year

Games, not Kinect or entertainment apps, were the focus this time around.

That’s Your Butt Tattoo: Daniel Tosh Face Butt Tattoo

Looks like somebody needs a BUTT redemption. (Via WorldWideInterweb.)

Why The Miss USA Pageant Needs A Talent Segment

If English-speaking aliens landed on Earth and the first thing they did was park themselves on a couch and watch the Miss USA pageant, they'd think all we valued about those women was their ability to smile and to walk while wearing a dress and heels. But these women can do so, so much more.

Yelp Reviews For Jail

So, you spent the night in jail. First thing you do when you get out? Better review it on Yelp.

33 People Who Are One Step Away From Eating Your Face

You've gotta watch out now for those overly-voracious eaters. We're on the brink of a zombie apocalypse, people! I'm taking extra precautions.

21 Inspiring Light Installations In Sydney

Vivid Sydney is an 18 day festival of light and music happening right now. Here are some of the coolest light installations from this year and years past. (via mymodernmet.com).

The CDC Reminds Us Zombies Aren't Real, Still Runs A 'Zombie Preparedness' Website

Keep calm and carry on. The CDC assures us we are not in the early stages of a zombie apocalypse despite all those crazy assaults the media has focused on lately, which coincided (chronologically, not geographically) with an automated response syste…

Scale Of 1 To 10: How Tingly Does The New Breaking Bad Poster Make Your Naughty Bits?

Sitting in a chair is a running theme among the imagery for three of the best shows on television. There’s Sean Bean sitting on the Iron Throne in “Game of Thrones.” There’s also Don Draper sitting confidently on the leather sofa. But you know what…

Miss COED: Chantel Parker [14 PHOTOS] : COEDMagazine

Chantel is a 19 year old model from Colorado Springs who is going to put a serious hurt on your heart. Even at such a young age, Chantel has already done work with Ruckus Apparel and is going to be in the upcoming issue of Six Twenty Four magazine. …

'Shitty Watercolour' Paints Reddit Users Photos With Ease (IMAGES)

The young British gent known as "Shitty Watercolour" has an intensely loyal following on Reddit, though he often duels with a moderator known as karmanaut, who seems to want to discredit SW's hard work. The drama is catalogued here. Thankfully, SW h…

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5 Keys To The Celtics Beating The Heat

If Boston's actually going to upset Miami, they need to focus on these five things, which they've done well in their two home wins so far.

13 Crazy Stories About Customers Trying To Return Worn, Altered, And Stained Clothing

Turns out, if you fuss enough and in just the right way, sometimes you can return gross, old stuff stores aren't technically supposed to accept back. Anonymous associates from shops around New York City share stories of the craziest merchandise return attempts they've ever dealt with.

9 Best Queen Elizabeth Memes

She's like Betty White, only British. As Elizabeth II celebrates her Diamond Jubilee, let us remember her the way the Internet intended. With funny captions.

A Worrying Clue About The Future Of Google+

Google is buying Meebo and putting its employees to work on Google+. Adding a nagging, forceful Meebo-style bar would be one of the few guaranteed ways to make Google+ less fun, so this doesn't bode terribly well. Although I do feel sort of sorry for the Meebo folks? I mean, I know they just joined Google but they're basically being sent to the front lines of social networking's Stalingrad.

Facebook Page Of Canadian Cannibal As Creepy As You Might Think

What do Joseph Stalin and Madonna have in common? Luka Magnotta. Here are the weirdest bits from the Facebook profile of the Canadian Cannibal Porn Star. Some of this information, in retrospect, is chilling. Thankfully he was captured today.

The Trashiest Photo You'll Ever See

Are you there, Trashy Badge? It's me, Dorsey.

Eating Shredded Cheese

Story of my life right here.

25 Completely Unexplainable Dating Site Pictures

Online dating can be really, really weird.

Remembering The Many TV Roles Of Kathryn Joosten

Yesterday we lost one of television's most beloved character actors to a long battle with cancer. Here's a look back at the some of the characters Joosten has played on television.

"Bunheads" Is A Real Show Coming To ABC Family

It's exactly what you think the show is about. I think.

Meet Jean Claude Van Damme's Daughter, Bianca Bree

The 21-year-old actress accompanied him to last night's MTV Movie Awards. I tried to find more information about her but my Google searches were met with roundhouse kicks to the face by her father.

November 19, 2008: The Day The Xbox Won

Microsoft's plan to take over home entertainment was set into motion nearly four years ago. Today, all it had to do was hit "play."

Kendra Wilkinson News - Kendra Wilkinson Spotted Buying Pregnancy Tests (PHOTOS)

Former Girls Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson, 26, was spotted on Sunday carrying two pregnancy tests in a shopping bag. A Celebuzz source close to the reality star says that Kendra is not pregnant. That being said, the mother to Hank Baskett Jr., 2,…

'Mad Men's' Jared Harris On Lane Pryce's Shocking Episode

After a season of financial troubles and the secrecy that accompanied them, Jared Harris' Lane Pryce ends Sunday's Mad Men episode hanging on the back of his office door.

Madoff Son Struggling To Find Apartment Because Of Name

Bernie Madoff’s son and future daughter-in-law are desperately trying to land a downtown apartment but can’t — because building owners don’t want to be associated with them.

PICS] Hottest Summer Guys: Justin Bieber, One Direction, Pretty Little Liars

Hottest celebrity guys of summer 2012: Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson, Justin Bieber, One Direction and more. Who's hottest? VOTE!

Prodigy, 21, About To Become Doctor

CHICAGO, June 4 (UPI) -- A 21-year-old Chicago-area man is about to become the youngest person ever to receive a medical degree from the University of Chicago, officials say.

Thanks Friends: 200,000 Friends On Facebook And Counting

As of today we have more than 200,000 fans on Facebook, which means champagne and a thank-you video from the GOOD staff. Well, maybe a warm beer instead of champagne, but the video is real. Consider this our thanks to all our Facebook friends for su…

Where Mitt Romney Learned How To Go Negative, And Win

Romney was able to erase a 10 point deficit in 2002 by negative campaigning, by turning voters off to his opponent.

Phone Booth Brain Is The Best Phone Booth Design Ever

They might as well look cool since no one even uses them anymore.

Four Citizens Thrown Off Florida's Voting Rolls

Florida Governor Rick Scott has embarked on an extensive effort to purge individuals from Florida's voter list, Think Progress reported. 1,638 people in Florida received letters informing them that they are ineligible to vote.

Queen Elizabeth II's Giant Face And Other Links

That is one seriously large Jubilee poster. Plus is there flame retardant in your lunch and how many of your favorite upbeat songs are secretly depressing?

Tiger Woods' Chip Shot On 16th Hole At Memorial Propels Him To Win (VIDEO)

Cue up the "Tiger Woods is back" conversations!

Eduard Khil Dead: Viral Star Known As The 'Trololo' Singer Dies At 77

Eduard Khil, best known as the "Trololo" singer, has died in St. Petersburg, reports RIA Novosti. The Russian singer was 77. Last week, Khil was admitted to a hospital after suffering a stroke.

Melania Trump's New York Home Photos

An intimate look at Melania Trump's most prized wardrobe pieces and exquisite Fifth Avenue home in Manhattan on ELLE.com

Mila Kunis – MTV Movie Awards With Mark Wahlberg!

Mila Kunis heats up the press room at the 2012 MTV Movie Awards held at the Gibson Amphitheatre on Sunday (June 3) in Universal City, Calif.

5 Famous Movies That Shamelessly Ripped Off Obscure Ones

Nope, sometimes the only problem with a remake is that they don't actually credit the obscure movie they are remaking (or, you know, pay them for the rights). Like ...

58 Shows That Had Better Ratings Than The Stanley Cup Finals

A rerun of Rules Of Engagement drew a bigger audience! RULES OF ENGAGEMENT! That's that David Spade show you forgot existed!

Get The Look: "Game Of Thrones" Style In Today's Fashions

A ring of Tumblrs exist solely to explore which of today's designers fashion our favorite Westerosians would wear.

Gray Davis: Recall Is "Part Of The Deal"

The former California governor has a message for Scott Walker. "Did I like getting recalled? No."

On Goals, Persistence And The Exhilarating Pain Of Running

I never thought of myself as a runner — until I was. But getting there has been harder than I ever thought it would be.

Airport Phone Charging At Its Finest

You can learn a lot from this man, folks. Take notes.

See The Queen As A Series Of Pantone Color Swatches

In honor of Queen Elizabeth II's Diamond Jubilee, Pantone and ad agency Leo Burnett have created a color guide book of her famously monochromatic outfits. Each swatch comes with a Pantone reference, and the date the shade appeared on the queen. In other words, this is the best non-flip book flip book ever.

"Call Of Duty: Black Ops 2" Gameplay

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. If you like the Call of Duty formula, you'll like this but there's not much to draw in new players.

"South Park: The Stick Of Truth" E3 Trailer

Play as the new kid in South Park. Most definitely the sleeper hit of Microsoft's press conference.

Not In Wisconsin? You Can Still Help Recall Scott Walker

You can help with progressive efforts to recall Gov Scott Walker, even if you don't live in Wisconsin.

Famous Album Covers Photographed In The NYC Locations Where They Were Shot

Bob Egan isn’t the only person who’s photographing famous album covers superimposed over the locations where they were shot — in fact, the idea has become so popular that even advertisers have picked up on it — but he’s certainly doing more thorough…

‘Canadian Psycho’: Porn Star Mail Murderer Arrested In Germany

It began with the delivery of a package, and ended with an international manhunt that resulted in the arrest of a Canadian porn star in a Berlin internet cafe. Sandwiched between the two events are the grisly details of one of the most disturbing mu…

Why Are The Guys On "Girls" So Terrible?

In the latest episode of the HBO series one of TV's most awful love interests, Adam, urinated on his girlfriend. The plot point exemplified how the writers of this show don't give the male characters a break.

Xbox Live Has Given Sports Fans A Huge Reason To Ditch Cable

With ESPN, Monday Night Football, the NBA, and NHL content all soon to be available over Xbox Live, many people will lose their last reason to be cable subscribers.

Man Wrestles Leopard, Saves Town

A man singlehandedly saved his township after wrestling a leopard which entered a residential area in India and injured 13 people. OK, it probably wasn't singlehandedly, but these pictures speak for themselves. You can get the rest of the story here.

"Resident Evil 6" Gameplay From E3

A world where zombies evolve but humans don't. We still can't shoot while running!

The Ultimate Collection Of Songs Sung To The Tune Of "Two Princes"

This is ESSENTIAL for anyone who says they "love" music. Or just essential for anyone with a soul.

"Tomb Raider" E3 Gameplay Footage

Crystal Dynamics is not afraid to beat the crap out of Lara Croft. And the result is a more believable action heroine.

35 Quirky Bathing Suits For Any Budget

You don't need to spend $300 — or even $100 — to get an interesting and flattering swimsuit that stands out from the rest. A cat-print one-piece might be worth the splurge, though.

"The Dark Knight Rises" Footage At The MTV Movie Awards

It's basically a brand new trailer, and it's much better than the original trailer. Plus the only Bane GIF you'll need today. Update: We've had to remove the trailer, and the GIF.

10 Bands That Would Make Great Cults

The new Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros record, entitled simply Here, came out last week. We’ve never been massive fans of the band, in all honesty — their touchy-feely but weirdly blank music, and Alex Ebert’s messianic “Edward Sharpe” persona…

Johnny Depp Rocks Out With Black Keys At MTV Movie Awards (Video)

Johnny Depp received the Generation Award at Sunday's MTV Movie Awards ceremony in style -- by performing two songs with rockers The Black Keys in one of the more memorable moments of the evening. Aerosmith's Steven Tyler and Joe Perry took to the …

Starz Ending 'Spartacus' After Third Season

The upcoming third season of Starz's Spartacus will be its last. The premium cable network and showrunner Steven S. DeKnight agreed to conclude the Liam McIntyre starrer with a 10-episode run titled War of the Damned, which will kick off in January.…

Review: Game Of Thrones Season 2 Finale, 'Valar Morghulis'

Last night's sprawling season finale began with characters in the smoldering aftermath of the season's big battles. Then it returned to the big-picture, elemental conflict that hangs over the entire series.

Kardashian Music Video: 'Hypnotize' Gets Kardashian, Jenner Treatment

The Kardashians had us wondering if they were the new Brady Bunch in April, when they filmed a clip that featured Kim, Khloe and Kourtney, mom Kris Jenner and sister Kylie Jenner lip-synching and dancing to "Lady Marmalade." Kim subsequently reveale…

Snooki And Big Ang Meet For The First Time, Talk Boob Jobs

These two were meant for each other.

"Splinter Cell: Blacklist" E3 Gameplay Footage

Splinter Cell just got more gruesome. The fluid movement of continuous murder is mesmerizing.

Chill Goat Smoking A Cigarette

I need a 10cc "Deal With It" GIF of this smoking goat, STAT!

First Look! "Gears Of War: Judgement" Trailer

Just enough to get hyped up. But not enough to understand what the story will be. MORE!

Exclusive "Veep" Outtake: Selina Meyer Gets The Bad Lip-Reading Treatment

In the HBO comedy, the politician's staff has been fretting about the political fallout from a viral video. Like, say... this one?

"Halo 4" Trailer And Gameplay Revealed

MASTER CHIEF! CORTANA! FORERUNNER TECHNOLOGY! Any fears that 343 Studios couldn't take over for Bungie should be assuaged by this footage.

Ladies And Gentlemen, Deep Throat! (SFW)

This graphic new MTV promo ad, via Brazil, is...freaky.

Bethenny Frankel On New Talk Show Fox

Is there anything this woman can't do? From reality TV star and New York Times best-selling author to Skinnygirl mogul and now daytime talkshow diva, Bethenny Frankel continues to grow her empire.

The World's Worst Password Requirements List

I tweeted about this but wanted to document it here for posterity. The Attorney General of Texas Child Support website has the worst set of password requirements I've ever seen.

The Breaking Bad Cast Goes Bowling

Nerdist took Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul, R.J. Mitte, and Betsy Brandt out to the lanes for a little charity bowling. Meth cookies were possibly consumed.

Meet The Romney Birthers

"I find it unacceptable that we cannot find a qualified American." Chester Arthur's legitimacy also in question.

Long-Distance Running And Evolution: Why Humans Can Outrun Horses But Can’t Jump Higher Than Cats.

At first glance the annual Man vs. Horse Marathon, set for June 9 in Wales, seems like a joke sport brought to us by the same brilliant minds behind dwarf tossing and gravy wrestling. It was, after all, the product of a pints-fueled debate in a Wels…

Prince William & Duchess Kate: Diamond Jubilee River Pageant!

10+ pictures inside of Prince William and Duchess Kate at the Diamond Jubilee River Pageant event…

Lindsay Lohan -- Don't I Look Like Liz Taylor? [PHOTO]

Lindsay Lohan is all dressed up and ready to take on the role of a lifetime -- and TMZ has obtained the first of photo of LiLo in full Liz Taylor wardrobe…

Kate Middleton, Prince William Shine At The Queen's Diamond Jubilee River Pageant

The Duchess of Cambridge was "smiling ear-to-ear" during the celebration -- also attended by Pippa, Prince Harry and many others

Whitey (test)

Very calm and very quiet cat. (test)

Hollywood Undead -- Bandmates Beats Up Lead Singer -- Cops On The Case

A popular band was none too pleased when the lead singer quit, and they acted out their anger by beating the crap out of him -- according to allegations…

Tech Company Stirs Outrage With Tweet About Model's "Rear"

Laptop-maker ASUS's controversial tweet comes on a day when the blogosphere is already abuzz over sexism in the tech world.

Shawn Johnson, 20, Retires From Gymnastics

Shawn Johnson, who's won four Olympic medals, announced Sunday she's retiring from gymnastics.

Fashion At The MTV Movie Awards

Glitz, glamour, and ...a few weirdos here and there. What more do you expect?

Amazing Underwater Dog Photos Turned Into Awful Ads

Remember Seth Casteel's wonderful shots? Leave it to a hack ad agency to totally misuse them.

The Cholumbian Hairstyle Guide

The Cholumbian hairstyle seems to combine classic Hassidic style with the working class flavor of Monterrey, Mexico. Which obviously renders it as one of my favorite haircuts of all time.

The Adventures Of Tim Thomas During His Year Off From Hockey

The world is his conservative oyster!

Jon Stewart Takes On The Sugary Drink Ban

New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg recently proposed a ban on sugary drinks over 16 ounces. Jon Stewart doesn't seem to think that is a very sweet idea.

Here's The Official Poster For Season 5 Of "Breaking Bad"

Hail to the king. Season 5, along with many sleepless Sunday nights, starts July 15th

Hugh Hefner And Crystal Harris Back Together

Now here's a pairing we didn't expect to see again. One year after their messy and humiliating public breakup, Hugh Hefner and his former fiancee Crystal Harris are back together. Maybe men in their mid-80s are just that much more forgiving? On F…

Mila Kunis News - Mila Kunis Shows Off Fuller Figure On Set Of 'Blood Ties' (PHOTOS)

It’s been about two years since Mila Kunis dropped to a reported 95 pounds for her role in the Oscar-winning movie Black Swan. Nowadays, the 28-year-old is looking better and healthier than ever, based on these new photos from the set of Blood Ties.

Zombie Apocalypse: After Gory Incidents, Zombie Talk Grows

TAMPA, Fla. -- First came Miami: the case of a naked man eating most of another man's face. Then Texas: a mother accused of killing her newborn, eating part of his brain and biting off three of his toes. Then Maryland, a college student telling poli…

Mad Men Season 5, Episode 12 Recap: Validating Life's Commissions And Fees

There’s a haunting idea of suicide in literature, not the taking of one’s life necessarily, but how the one prepares to end his earthly existence. No one wrote about this better than William Faulkner. In the second section of The Sound and the Fury—…

Watch The E3 2012 Microsoft Press Conference Live!

The latest viral buzz from 1up.com

Sho Yano, University Of Chicago Student, To Become Youngest M.D. In School's History

CHICAGO -- A 21-year-old Chicago man who began college at age 9 and medical school three years later is about to become the youngest student ever awarded an M.D. by the University of Chicago. Sho Yano, who was reading at age 2, writing at 3 and comp…

Mad Men Recap: Suicide And Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce.

All those intimations that a suicide was imminent this season—I’d written them off as misdirection from Mad Men’s writers. I was convinced no one was falling down the proverbial elevator shaft. Naturally, I gasped when I saw Lane plugging up the exh…

Make Your Own Meals: Cook This Week's Vegetables In Advance #30DaysofGOOD

Roast all of the vegetables you want to have on hand for the week, so you can easily use them in meals.

Seeing The World Like A Superhero

With a new video filter, researchers are able to see humans' pulses through their skin, and amplify tiny movements into easily visible ones. Warning: creepy GIFs ahead.

Canadian Cannibal Porn Star Caught In Germany, Is A BuzzFeed User

Thank goodness for the apprehension part, not so much the BuzzFeed user part. Luka Rocco Magnotta, on the run after murdering and eating a man, was finally arrested in an internet cafe in Berlin. Also, he posted bare-assed photos of himself on our website.

Exclusive! First Pictures Of Garfield, The 40-Pound Cat

Garfield showed up at a Long Island, NY shelter last week after his owner died. This big blob of fur weighs a whopping 40lbs and just needs some love.

The Difference Between A Zombie And Someone Who's Just High On Bath Salts

If someone is eating you and they look like they've also been eaten by someone, chances are they're a zombie.

How To Conquer Your Inbox Once And For All

Your inbox is a mess — like a tornado hit it, if tornadoes could strike email. It doesn't have to be that way.

Wii U Controller Looks Awfully Familiar

It's almost like I've held this in my hands before. While playing games on some other console. If only I could place it...

Professional Female Badminton Players No Longer Forced To Wear Skirts

Just in time for the 2012 London Olympics, the Badminton World Federation has dropped its controversial skirts-only rule. Earlier this year, the International Volleyball Federation also changed its uniform rules, allowing female beach volleyball players to wear shorts and sleeved tops instead of bikinis.

Watch A Video Of A Sexy Nun Licking A Gun Made Of Holy Water

AND Absinthe. It's a promo video for the new Vice Lolly, via a London ice cream shop.

Obama's 2008 Plan Said It Would Reform The Death Penalty, End Racial Profiling

Touting his record of helping to reform the death penalty as a state Senator in Illinois, Obama promised his 2008 plan to reform the death penalty, and issue he has talked about little since talking office. Also in the campaign plan, Obama said he'd sign a bill to to "ban racial profiling" under federal law, another issue the President has talked about little since taking office. Supporters of the President, however, point to his efforts to stop Arizona's new immigration as a sign he is keeping with his pledge.

A Brief History Of Kardashian Family Lip Dubs

The latest "family music video" to come from the Kardashian Klan features a close-up of Kim's ass splashing in the water, sixteen-year-olds in bikinis, Bruce slapping Kris Jenner's ass, and the entire family making it rain on the beach. I guess it's time to take a look back at everything that led us here.

Hot Or Not Preggo Snooki In Leopard And Sky High Heels Photo Crystaldots' Photos

We often confess here at Buzznet that we love Snooki, and we hope you do as well, but what do you think of Snooki's latest outfit stint? Earlier this week, the preggo 24-year-old reality star was seen out and about in New Jersey (I mean..where else …

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tips

Given all the flesh-eating going on lately -- a homeless man got most of his face eaten by a naked cannibal in Miami, a Japanese artist removed his own genitals and served them up on a plate -- you can be forgiven if you thin the zombie apocalypse i…

Hundreds Of Mormons March In The Salt Lake City Gay Pride Parade

Over 300 active Mormons, part of a "Mormons Building Bridges" initiative, marched in the gay parade as part of the Utah Pride Festival. Now this is what progress looks like. *Chills*

Lindsay Lohan As Elizabeth Taylor Tops The Morning Links

The worlds responds with "MEH". Plus January Jones once had to pole dance and Mila Kunis put on like three pounds.

Barack Obama’s Bad Economic Ideas—Charles Gasparino

President Obama greeted last week’s rotten news on unemployment by saying the economy is facing “serious headwinds.” It took him three-plus years to figure that out?

Amelia Earhart's Anti-Freckle Cream May Solve The Mystery Of Her Disappearance

Researchers believe that a jar of anti-freckle cream (which Earhart was known to use) found on Nikumaroro Island in the South Pacific may be evidence that she and her navigator Fred Noonan died as castaways on the island.

Some Guy Turned His Dead Cat Into A Helicopter

Following this cat's tragic demise after a fatal encounter with a car, Dutch Artist Bart Jansen turned the remains of the feline into a remote controlled helicopter. The device has been dubbed the Orvillecopter after the cat's namesake American aviator Orville Wright.

Rare Color Footage From The 1939 World Series

A powerful glimpse into a full-color past. Old Yankee Stadium never looked so beautiful.

Nintendo's Alternate Universe

The company's E3 preview video is a lot of things: awkward, impressive, corny, hopeful. But the overwhelming impression it leaves in one of Nintendo as an alien company, only casually aware of the real changes in gaming over the last five years — mobile, social, consoles becoming media devices — while, at the same time, attempting to reinvent and claim them all as its own. Nintendo is capable of genius; now, more than ever, it needs to follow through.

Celebrity Odd Couples: 21 Random Romances

Christian Bale's recent admission that he once dated Drew Barrymore made it clear: when it comes to dating, Hollywood can feel as convoluted -- and incestuous -- as "Gossip Girl." And while today's romances are splashed all over the tabloids, what a…

Air France 447, The FedEx Hijacking, And Other Amazing Stories About Airplanes And Airplane Crashes

Every weekend, Longform shares a collection of great stories from its archive with Slate. For daily picks of new and classic nonfiction, check out Longform or follow @longform on Twitter. Have an iPad? Download Longform’s brand-new app. Long  articl…

Bra-Less Lisa Rinna, 48, Reveals Far Too Much As Her Dress Turns See-through Under The Flashbulbs

It was unclear whether or not the mistake was intentional, but Lisa didn’t bat an eyelid as she walked the red carpet.

Cats Away! Artist Turns His Dead Pet Into Flying Helicopter After It Is Killed By A Car

So when cat Orville, named after the famous aviator Orville Wright, was run over by a car, his artist owner decided to turn him into a permanent piece of artwork as the ultimate tribute by transforming him into a flying helicopter.

"Mr. Trololo," Eduard Khil, Has Died

Devastating news: Internet legend Eduard Khil passed away yesterday in St. Petersburg from complications of a stroke he suffered in May. He was 77.

Olympic Gymnast Shawn Johnson's Knee Injury Forces Her To Retire

She had hoped to compete in this year's Olympics in London, but her knee would not cooperate.

The Dogs Of The Wisconsin Recall

Meet Bear and Max. One is a union dog, the other is a Walker acolyte trained to raise his right paw when he hears the governor's name.

Man Keeps Staring At His Boss's Boobs

Even after he gets slapped. Twice. It's a commercial with a surprise ending, via India. Spoiler alert: Watch it before reading my brief words.

Nineteen-Year-Olds Start Stanford's First-Ever Conference For Women In Tech

Ellora Israni and Ayna Agarwal are launching she++, Stanford University's first conference for women in technology ever. They say, "We want to challenge the traditional ‘nerdy’ stereotype with that of the ‘femgineer’— an innovative, empowered, well-rounded engineer who lends human compassion to the face of technology."

There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us (85 Photos)

As y'all can imagine, things have been crazy here at theCHIVE headquarters over the past 24 hours. I wasn't able to get through all the SC submissions this week so check back next week if you don't see yourself today.

The Internet’s Final Cover Of “Somebody That I Used To Know”

Often on the Internet, when something is successful — say, a video — soon lots of other people will also do that video, or a video like that video, in the hopes that their video will also be successful. Wait, did everybody get out their pens? I’m so…

Rajon Rondo Added Insult To The Heat's Injury With This Quote At Halftime

The Celtics won Game 4 in overtime, evening the series at two games to two. And at the half, Celtics hero Rajon Rondo delivered the biggest burn imaginable to LeBron and co.

New Product From Morton

Big seller, I predict.

MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet: Vote For The Best Dressed Now!

The MTV Movie Awards are always half as stuffy and twice as fashion-forward as any other red carpet, so let's get right down to business and talk celeb style! Vote for your favorite look of the evening, after the jump...

Family Guy's Rejected Emmys Ad Goes For Bitter, Unlike Last Year

What’s interesting to note is what a 180 this ad is from last year’s: Stewie forlornly staring at an empty trophy case. The Family Guy people were literally pleading to be recognized just once in their eight years on the air, and that rare humility …

Why 'Dark Knight Rises' Star Christian Bale Choked Up At MTV Movie Awards (Video)

During the MTV Movie Awards, there was plenty of excitement for the new footage from The Dark Knight Rises, but no one expected it to become an emotional moment when a retrospective montage was shown before the new clip.

DeShawn Stevenson's ATM

Jason's covered the rise of the NBA nerd, so maybe you look at this picture posted to the Instagram of Brooklyn Nets guard DeShawn Stevenson and see a hat at a jaunty angle, banana colored pants, a twee bow tie, and-RECORD SCRATCH-is that an ATM beh…

MTV Movie Awards: Complete Winners List

The MTV Movie Awards took place on June 3, airing live at 9 p.m. ET/PT from Universal City’s Gibson Amphitheatre. Russell Brand, who will next star in Warner Bros.' Rock of Ages, hosted the annual event. PHOTOS: MTV Movie Awards 2012 Red Carpet Arr…

And The Newly-Outed Gay Character In DC Comics Is...

Last month DC Comics co-publisher Dan DiDio said they would be revealing that a “prominent” character is gay. We had our guesses, and I’m tempted to scream a Nikki Finke style TOLDJA, but now we know the official answer. Alan Scott, the original Gre…

'The Perks Of Being A Wallflower' Official Trailer Debuts (Video)

Before the MTV Movie Awards even began, the first official trailer of Emma Watson's coming-of-age film The Perks of Being a Wallflower debuted.. The Harry Potter alum was joined by co-stars Logan Lerman and Ezra Miller on Sunday afternoon to premie…

'The Avengers' Passes 'Dark Knight' To Become Third-highest Grossing Film

LOS ANGELES -- Marvel's "The Avengers" overcame "The Dark Knight" to become the third-highest-grossing movie release of all time, both in the US and internationally.

Mila Kunis News - Mila Kunis Heckled By Male Audience Member At 2012 MTV Movie Awards (VIDEO)

Mila Kunis got quite a surprise when she hit the stage at the 2012 MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night. She and actor Mark Wahlberg were on stage to present the “Dirtbag” Award, when a male audience member began to heckle the Black Swan actress, 28.

What Do Your Favorite Drinks Look Like Under A Microscope?

Well, they don’t look anything like your favorite drinks. In photographer William LeGoullon‘s series Fingerprints of Drinkable Culture, which we first spotted over at PetaPixel, he treats “the world’s top five most consumed man-made beverages like s…

I Do What I Want (24 Photos) :

Do you do what you want? Send your photos to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com. ...

Obama's 2008 Donors Don't Give In 2012

Nearly 90% of the Americans who gave $200 to Obama's 2008 campaign haven't re-upped this year. Disillusionment, and hard times: “I wish he was the socialist they accused him of being," says one.

Lindsay Lohan -- Dying To Shoot Liz Taylor Biopic

Lindsay Lohan has gone to the dark side ... as she begins production on her new Liz Taylor film.We got this pic of Lindsay taking a cigarette break during…

Johnny Depp Rocks Out With The Black Keys

Instead of giving a speech, Johnny Depp chose to accept the MTV Generation Award at tonight's Movie Awards by playing two songs with the Black Keys — "Gold on the Ceiling" and "Lonely Boy", to be precise.

Miss Rhode Island Nails Transgender Question, Is Crowned Miss USA

Her name is Olivia Culpo, she's 20 years old, and has made the Dean's List every semester at Boston University, where she's a sophomore. Olivia gave a great answer to a question about transgender pageant contestants, but did anyone else REALLY think Miss Maryland, the med school student, had it in the bag?

Watch This Kardashian Family Music Video And Tell Me Why It Exists

I was blissfully unaware of this fact until mere moments ago when I unearthed this tragedy on the internet, but apparently the Kardashian Family makes periodic music videos in which they lip-sync…sorta…to popular songs. By which I mean out of all of…

Anti-Gay Group Responds To JCPenney's Father's Day Ad

Just a few months after anti-gay group One Million Moms launched a campaign to remove Ellen DeGeneres as JCPenney’s spokesperson because of her sexual orientation, the group is boycotting the department store over a new ad featuring a same-sex coupl…

Wii U's Miiverse Connects Players In A New Way

Nintendo has begun to share details on Wii U's new online functionality.

Emma Watson: ‘Perks Of Being A Wallflower’ Poster!

Emma Watson leans on Logan Lerman in the poster for their upcoming film The Perks of Being a Wallflower.

20 Sloth Smiles, Revealed!

The mysterious Mona Lisas of the animal world have finally shared the secrets behind those amazing smiles. We have the exclusive scoop:

Kate Middleton Is Red Haute In Alexander McQueen At The Jubilee Thames River Pageant

The Duchess of Cambridge has never been concerned with wearing the latest hot-off-the-runway clothes from designers. She’s far more interested with looking feminine, subdued and appropriate. And can you blame her? Kate Middleton usually sticks to cl…

Richard Dawson Dead: 'Family Feud' Host Dies At 79

The legendary 'Family Feud' host passed away surrounded by family after battling esophageal cancer -- how sad. Television personality Richard Dawson has

Adrien Brody And Michael Chiklis Play Against Type In High School

If you want to see Adrien Brody as a crazed drug dealer named Psycho Ed and Michael Chiklis mocking ’80s-movie principals, see High School.

An Oral History Of The Wire

The Wire premiered on HBO 10 years ago tomorrow so Maxim (what really?) is out with a long oral history. It's all worth reading (and finally proof for the 'I read it for the articles' argument), but the more interesting bits to me were towards the e…

Bikini News - Bikinis, Boats And Notorious B.I.G

The Kardashians clan recently took a family trip to the Dominican Republic and they made more than just a few priceless memories — they made a whole music video!

Kim Kardashian News - Gordon Ramsay: I'll Teach Kim Kardashian How To Cook Indian Food

It was a ‘kitchen nightmare’ for outspoken chef Gordon Ramsay: The moment Kim Kardashian labeled Indian food “disgusting” on a recent episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

Kristen Stewart News - Best And Worst MTV Movie Awards Fashions

Tonight, the biggest movie stars in Hollywood will come out to celebrate the 2012 MTV Movie Awards, one of the most fun and relaxed awards shows of the year.

Gretchen Rossi News - Gretchen Rossi Shows Off Her Bikini Body In Las Vegas (PHOTOS)

The Real Housewives of Orange County vixen showed off her amazing bikini bod at Tao for a beach-themed party this Saturday. Joined by her beau Slade Smiley, the twosome packed on major PDA as they posed for photographers at the summer bash.

The Future Of Louis Vuitton: Here Are 10 Things We Learned About LVMH

Bernard Arnault’s LVMH empire continues to grow in leaps and bounds. Louis Vuitton is the biggest luxury brand out there now and LVMH’s apparent play for Hermés is the fashion biz drama that everyone is watching right now–now that the Dior designer …

Charlize Theron Wears A Gown Made Of Dung Beetles In Snow White And The Huntsman

Making clothes fashioned from animal skin is nothing new. But making clothes out of insect skin (the technical term would be exoskeletons)? That’s not as common. So we were intrigued to learn that this couture turquoise chiffon gown created for Char…

12 Awesome And Unexpected Getaway Vehicles

We love ourselves a great heist movie — the spine-tingling action, the obligatory hero role played by a George Clooney-type, the getaway sequence in a lustworthy vehicle. It often has us craving an adrenaline-fueled adventure of our own. Not that we…

Wanted: Barbie Dolls Made Over As The Women From ‘Mad Men’

When Mattel came out with their Mad Men collectible Barbies back in 2010, we were impressed with their historical accuracy, but a little less than satisfied with their accessories. Lucky for us, New York-based photographer Michael Williams of My Lif…

Listen To Neutral Milk Hotel Mashed Up With Hip-Hop Tracks

If you ask us, the mash-up is a rather overdone (and often poorly done) art — and we’ve been thinking recently that we could probably do without ever hearing another. We were wrong. We’ve just heard an impossibly awesome version of Neutral Milk Hote…

Watch A Supercut Of Tyrion Lannister’s Best Lines From Season 2 Of ‘Game Of Thrones’

As much as we love the many plot lines, intrigues and of Game of Thrones, we tend to agree with recappers Tom + Lorenzo‘s assessment that “Tyrion Lannister owns the entire production and whenever a scene lags or we stay too long in one area, we find…

Charlize Theron, Michael Fassbender Attend London Premiere Of Ridley Scott’s 'Prometheus'

LONDON -- Director Ridley Scott and the cast of Prometheus, including Charlize Theron, Michael Fassbender, Noomi Rapace and Guy Pearce, walked a blue carpet here Thursday night for the world premiere of the sci-fi adventure.

Box Office Report: 'Snow White' Fairest Of Them All With $56.3 Mil In North America

Universal's Snow White and the Huntsman has succeeded in winning over moviegoers, topping the domestic box office with a better-than-expected $56.3 million and opening to $95.6 million worldwide. Sony's Men in Black 3 won the weekend overseas, howe…

Charlize Theron, Noomi Rapace Battle For Best-Dressed At 'Prometheus' World Premiere (Poll)

Charlize Theron and Noomi Rapace were dressed to kill at Thursday night’s world premiere of Prometheus, Ridley Scott’s new sci-fi extravanganza, in London.

What Hollywood Thinks Of Alan Horn As Disney Chairman

Executives on and off the Disney lot are welcoming the news that Alan Horn has been named chairman of the company's film studio.

Richard Dawson, Host Of 'Family Feud,' Dies At 79

Richard Dawson, the charming actor and Emmy-winning host of Family Feud, one of television's most popular game shows, died Saturday night from complications related to esophageal cancer at Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center, his son Gary said. He was…

E3 Preview: 'Call Of Duty: Black Ops 2', The 'Avatar' Of Video Games?

This story originally appeared in the June 8 issue of The Hollywood Reporter magazine. What would happen if someone turned America's greatest military strengths into its greatest weakness? PHOTOS: Film and TV Actors Who've Starred in Video Games

D.C. Comics Introduces Gay Green Lantern

Nope, it isn’t Batman or Superman or even Hal Jordan’s Green Lantern. But D.C. Comics has rebooted a venerable character and introduced him officially as gay. Meet Alan Scott, a Green Lantern superhero that will inhabit the universe of Earth 2 in a …

'Idol' Runner-Up Jessica Sanchez: 'I Wanted To Win For My Girls'

Coming in second place is still quite an accomplishment, but "American Idol" runner-up Jessica Sanchez has confessed she would have liked to win the FOX singing competition.

Zhang Ziyi Zips Lips Over Call Girl Sex Scandal

Zhang Ziyi's sex scandal can be traced back to one lone website, but once the Chinese press picked up on a report that the actress has led a double life as a high-class call girl the scandal became international news.

Boyd Crowder And Joffrey Discuss Why They’re So Evil

If you’re like me, you spend 79% of your day thinking about “Game of Thrones” and “Justified.” And of that 79%, 67% is focused on Joffrey hate and Boyd Crowder’s marvelous hair. I regret nothing. Luckily, GQ is about eight steps ahead of me, and the…

Corgi Friday: This Dog Is A Badass

Holy hell. This dog is a rebel. I bet this dog has a leather jacket. I bet this dog carries a switchblade that he never uses but he sometimes pulls out

Trina Turk For Banana Republic: See How 3 Glamour Staffers Wear Theirs!

The Trina Turk for Banana Republic collection hits stores on June 7, but we lucky Glamour gals got our hands on some sneak-peek pieces ahead of time and styled 'em in three completely different ways. Wanna see?

Michelle Beadle ESPN Battle With Erin Andrews Finally Receives Closure

That nonsense with Erin Andrews and Michelle Beadle can stop right now—this, according to the departing ESPN personality herself.

Catalina Clouser, Pot-Smoking Mother, Drives Off With Baby On Roof

By David Schwartz PHOENIX, June 2 (Reuters) - A marijuana-smoking woman was arrested on Saturday in Phoenix after she accidentally drove away with her five-week-old son in a child safety seat on the roof of her vehicle, police sai…

Miami Face-Chewing: 911 Callers Report Fight Between Rudy Eugene And Ronald Poppo (VIDEO, PHOTOS)

MIAMI -- Several people called 911 after witnessing events related to the vicious attack of a 65-year-old homeless man whose face was mostly chewed off along a busy Miami highway, according to recordings released Friday by authorities. Callers only …

Video Of Cooper, Adorable Boy Hearing Parent's Voice For The First Time, Goes Viral (VIDEO)

Although it was first posted in October of 2011, heartwarming footage of Cooper, a boy diagnosed as "profoundly deaf" hearing his parent's voice for the first time has resurfaced on the Internet -- sparking waves of happy tears web-wide. According t…

'Snow White And The Huntsman' Reviews, 'Prometheus' And Madonna

Has 'Snow White' Lost Its Charm? Mirror mirror on the wall, is Kristen Stewart really the fairest of them all? According to Slate, no. But Stewart's whole manner, her slouchy bearing and general aura of sulky passivity, make her ill-suited to…

Cannibals In The News: Five Bizarre Acts Of Human Flesh Eating In One Week

When a single act of cannibalism is reported, it is as unfathomable as it is unsettling. To have five such incidents dominate the news cycle -- as was the case this week -- seems almost unprecedented.

Eaton Centre Shooting: Ahmed Hassan Dead Following Shooting At Toronto's Eaton Centre, Police Search For Gunman (PHOTOS, VIDEO)

TORONTO - The investigation into a deadly shooting rampage that set off a mass panic at the Toronto Eaton Centre focused Sunday on the shooter behind the brazen attack, as police and local authorities reassured the public that Toronto remains a safe…

Target Sells T-Shirts To Raise Money For Group Working To Defeat Gay Marriage Ban In Minnesota

ST. PAUL, Minn. -- Two years after Target Corp. angered gay marriage supporters with a political donation that benefited a fiery gay marriage opponent seeking the governor's office, the retailer is now upsetting same-sex marriage opponents by sellin…

Demi Moore And Ashton Kutcher Still Haven't Filed For Divorce

Last November, Demi Moore released a statement that she had decided to "end" her six-year marriage to Ashton Kutcher -- end, but not divorce.

Married High School 'Sex Teacher' Bounced From Detention After Making Bail

Paul Martinka/ photographerErin Sayar and husband Jimmy Lathrop (glasses in hat) along with her lawyer Virginia Lopreto leave Brooklyn Criminal Court today. She’s sprung from detention.

Long Island Cops Claim They Were Demoted For Supporting Republican Candidates In Elections

Six Long Island cops claim their commissioner is putting politics before the badge.

Philip K. Dick Robot: An Android Head Of The Science Fiction Author Is Lost Forever.

In 2005, David Hanson left Philip K. Dick’s head on a plane. Hanson, a roboticist, was en route to Google to present his team’s project— a painstakingly crafted android replication of the author, who died in 1982—when he changed planes and left behi…

The Flaming Lips With Erykah Badu, "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face"

First of all, this is not safe for work because it has nudity in it. But secondly, watch it anyway, sometime, whenever you can. The Flaming Lips' cover of Ewan MacColl's "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face," with vocals by Erykah Badu, is maybe as …

Taylor Lautner’s Amazingly Hilarious Role In Grown Ups 2 Was Revealed

With That’s My Boy set to queef up theaters on June 15, all eyes will soon turn to Adam Sandler’s first sequel, Grown Ups 2, which is turning out to be quite the star-studded affair. Along with the original cast, the sequel will include Shaquille O’…

Miss USA Contestants Sing "Call Me Maybe" (Featuring Donald Trump)

The 3 seconds of Donald Trump singing "Call Me Maybe" makes this video.

Rory Nelson Wagner, Convicted Murderer, Eaten By Bear In Canada

Canadian authorities have identified a body partially eaten by a black bear as convicted murderer Rory Nelson Wagner, according to CNN. The body was discovered on Wednesday, near a 1986 Volkswagen Jetta covered in scratches and muddy paw prints. The…

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