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June 4, 2012

State Rep. Teams With Anonymous To Bust "Child Porn" Ring

The hacktivist group says it's compiled a list of "pedophiles" from Twitter. Then they contacted Rhode Island Republican Dan Gordon, who gave the info to the authorities.

Detroit - Pride + Epic Boat Party Photo

Yesterday was a really incredible day. I performed at the Detroit Pride and saw so many of my amazing Moon Babies. I remembered all of your faces from last year! 3 Good to see you guys again. I hope you had fun cause I definitely did. I love u so mu…

Barack Obama Airs National Ad With Sarah Jessica Parker

Barack Obama ad with Sarah Jessica Parker during MTV Movie Awards Fundraising dinner Michelle Obama Anna WIntour George Clooney

Two Volunteers Fight The Wisconsin Recall To The Finish

The bitterly polarized vote over Scott Walker is tomorrow. Today, a frantic scramble for the final votes.

Luka Rocco Magnotta: 'Cannibal' Porn Star Arrested

Reports say Luka Rocco Magnotta, 29, was captured by German police after being on the run for almost two weeks.

"Push Girls": A New Reality Show About Fierce Women In Wheelchairs

The Sundance Channel original reality series premiered last night. Here's everything you missed.

How To Turn Her Down

This article, by Robin Hilmantel, was originally published on ModernMan.com. It is unedited by AskMen. Whether you’re dealing with a close friend, stranger from a dating website, or coworker you’re going to see in the break room, turning a woman do…

Microsoft's E3 Press Briefing Shows A Lesson Learned From Last Year

Games, not Kinect or entertainment apps, were the focus this time around.

Why The Miss USA Pageant Needs A Talent Segment

If English-speaking aliens landed on Earth and the first thing they did was park themselves on a couch and watch the Miss USA pageant, they'd think all we valued about those women was their ability to smile and to walk while wearing a dress and heels. But these women can do so, so much more.

Yelp Reviews For Jail

So, you spent the night in jail. First thing you do when you get out? Better review it on Yelp.

33 People Who Are One Step Away From Eating Your Face

You've gotta watch out now for those overly-voracious eaters. We're on the brink of a zombie apocalypse, people! I'm taking extra precautions.

21 Inspiring Light Installations In Sydney

Vivid Sydney is an 18 day festival of light and music happening right now. Here are some of the coolest light installations from this year and years past. (via mymodernmet.com).

The CDC Reminds Us Zombies Aren't Real, Still Runs A 'Zombie Preparedness' Website

Keep calm and carry on. The CDC assures us we are not in the early stages of a zombie apocalypse despite all those crazy assaults the media has focused on lately, which coincided (chronologically, not geographically) with an automated response syste…

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But not if you don't like dogs or bright colors.

5 Keys To The Celtics Beating The Heat

If Boston's actually going to upset Miami, they need to focus on these five things, which they've done well in their two home wins so far.

13 Crazy Stories About Customers Trying To Return Worn, Altered, And Stained Clothing

Turns out, if you fuss enough and in just the right way, sometimes you can return gross, old stuff stores aren't technically supposed to accept back. Anonymous associates from shops around New York City share stories of the craziest merchandise return attempts they've ever dealt with.

9 Best Queen Elizabeth Memes

She's like Betty White, only British. As Elizabeth II celebrates her Diamond Jubilee, let us remember her the way the Internet intended. With funny captions.

A Worrying Clue About The Future Of Google+

Google is buying Meebo and putting its employees to work on Google+. Adding a nagging, forceful Meebo-style bar would be one of the few guaranteed ways to make Google+ less fun, so this doesn't bode terribly well. Although I do feel sort of sorry for the Meebo folks? I mean, I know they just joined Google but they're basically being sent to the front lines of social networking's Stalingrad.

Facebook Page Of Canadian Cannibal As Creepy As You Might Think

What do Joseph Stalin and Madonna have in common? Luka Magnotta. Here are the weirdest bits from the Facebook profile of the Canadian Cannibal Porn Star. Some of this information, in retrospect, is chilling. Thankfully he was captured today.

The Trashiest Photo You'll Ever See

Are you there, Trashy Badge? It's me, Dorsey.

Eating Shredded Cheese

Story of my life right here.

25 Completely Unexplainable Dating Site Pictures

Online dating can be really, really weird.

Remembering The Many TV Roles Of Kathryn Joosten

Yesterday we lost one of television's most beloved character actors to a long battle with cancer. Here's a look back at the some of the characters Joosten has played on television.

"Bunheads" Is A Real Show Coming To ABC Family

It's exactly what you think the show is about. I think.

Meet Jean Claude Van Damme's Daughter, Bianca Bree

The 21-year-old actress accompanied him to last night's MTV Movie Awards. I tried to find more information about her but my Google searches were met with roundhouse kicks to the face by her father.

November 19, 2008: The Day The Xbox Won

Microsoft's plan to take over home entertainment was set into motion nearly four years ago. Today, all it had to do was hit "play."

Prodigy, 21, About To Become Doctor

CHICAGO, June 4 (UPI) -- A 21-year-old Chicago-area man is about to become the youngest person ever to receive a medical degree from the University of Chicago, officials say.

Where Mitt Romney Learned How To Go Negative, And Win

Romney was able to erase a 10 point deficit in 2002 by negative campaigning, by turning voters off to his opponent.

Phone Booth Brain Is The Best Phone Booth Design Ever

They might as well look cool since no one even uses them anymore.

Four Citizens Thrown Off Florida's Voting Rolls

Florida Governor Rick Scott has embarked on an extensive effort to purge individuals from Florida's voter list, Think Progress reported. 1,638 people in Florida received letters informing them that they are ineligible to vote.

Queen Elizabeth II's Giant Face And Other Links

That is one seriously large Jubilee poster. Plus is there flame retardant in your lunch and how many of your favorite upbeat songs are secretly depressing?

58 Shows That Had Better Ratings Than The Stanley Cup Finals

A rerun of Rules Of Engagement drew a bigger audience! RULES OF ENGAGEMENT! That's that David Spade show you forgot existed!

Get The Look: "Game Of Thrones" Style In Today's Fashions

A ring of Tumblrs exist solely to explore which of today's designers fashion our favorite Westerosians would wear.

Gray Davis: Recall Is "Part Of The Deal"

The former California governor has a message for Scott Walker. "Did I like getting recalled? No."

On Goals, Persistence And The Exhilarating Pain Of Running

I never thought of myself as a runner — until I was. But getting there has been harder than I ever thought it would be.

Airport Phone Charging At Its Finest

You can learn a lot from this man, folks. Take notes.

See The Queen As A Series Of Pantone Color Swatches

In honor of Queen Elizabeth II's Diamond Jubilee, Pantone and ad agency Leo Burnett have created a color guide book of her famously monochromatic outfits. Each swatch comes with a Pantone reference, and the date the shade appeared on the queen. In other words, this is the best non-flip book flip book ever.

"Call Of Duty: Black Ops 2" Gameplay

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. If you like the Call of Duty formula, you'll like this but there's not much to draw in new players.

"South Park: The Stick Of Truth" E3 Trailer

Play as the new kid in South Park. Most definitely the sleeper hit of Microsoft's press conference.

Not In Wisconsin? You Can Still Help Recall Scott Walker

You can help with progressive efforts to recall Gov Scott Walker, even if you don't live in Wisconsin.

Why Are The Guys On "Girls" So Terrible?

In the latest episode of the HBO series one of TV's most awful love interests, Adam, urinated on his girlfriend. The plot point exemplified how the writers of this show don't give the male characters a break.

Xbox Live Has Given Sports Fans A Huge Reason To Ditch Cable

With ESPN, Monday Night Football, the NBA, and NHL content all soon to be available over Xbox Live, many people will lose their last reason to be cable subscribers.

Man Wrestles Leopard, Saves Town

A man singlehandedly saved his township after wrestling a leopard which entered a residential area in India and injured 13 people. OK, it probably wasn't singlehandedly, but these pictures speak for themselves. You can get the rest of the story here.

"Resident Evil 6" Gameplay From E3

A world where zombies evolve but humans don't. We still can't shoot while running!

The Ultimate Collection Of Songs Sung To The Tune Of "Two Princes"

This is ESSENTIAL for anyone who says they "love" music. Or just essential for anyone with a soul.

"Tomb Raider" E3 Gameplay Footage

Crystal Dynamics is not afraid to beat the crap out of Lara Croft. And the result is a more believable action heroine.

35 Quirky Bathing Suits For Any Budget

You don't need to spend $300 — or even $100 — to get an interesting and flattering swimsuit that stands out from the rest. A cat-print one-piece might be worth the splurge, though.

"The Dark Knight Rises" Footage At The MTV Movie Awards

It's basically a brand new trailer, and it's much better than the original trailer. Plus the only Bane GIF you'll need today. Update: We've had to remove the trailer, and the GIF.

Snooki And Big Ang Meet For The First Time, Talk Boob Jobs

These two were meant for each other.

"Splinter Cell: Blacklist" E3 Gameplay Footage

Splinter Cell just got more gruesome. The fluid movement of continuous murder is mesmerizing.

Chill Goat Smoking A Cigarette

I need a 10cc "Deal With It" GIF of this smoking goat, STAT!

First Look! "Gears Of War: Judgement" Trailer

Just enough to get hyped up. But not enough to understand what the story will be. MORE!

Exclusive "Veep" Outtake: Selina Meyer Gets The Bad Lip-Reading Treatment

In the HBO comedy, the politician's staff has been fretting about the political fallout from a viral video. Like, say... this one?

"Halo 4" Trailer And Gameplay Revealed

MASTER CHIEF! CORTANA! FORERUNNER TECHNOLOGY! Any fears that 343 Studios couldn't take over for Bungie should be assuaged by this footage.

Ladies And Gentlemen, Deep Throat! (SFW)

This graphic new MTV promo ad, via Brazil, is...freaky.

Bethenny Frankel On New Talk Show Fox

Is there anything this woman can't do? From reality TV star and New York Times best-selling author to Skinnygirl mogul and now daytime talkshow diva, Bethenny Frankel continues to grow her empire.

The World's Worst Password Requirements List

I tweeted about this but wanted to document it here for posterity. The Attorney General of Texas Child Support website has the worst set of password requirements I've ever seen.

The Breaking Bad Cast Goes Bowling

Nerdist took Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul, R.J. Mitte, and Betsy Brandt out to the lanes for a little charity bowling. Meth cookies were possibly consumed.

Meet The Romney Birthers

"I find it unacceptable that we cannot find a qualified American." Chester Arthur's legitimacy also in question.

Whitey (test)

Very calm and very quiet cat. (test)

Tech Company Stirs Outrage With Tweet About Model's "Rear"

Laptop-maker ASUS's controversial tweet comes on a day when the blogosphere is already abuzz over sexism in the tech world.

Fashion At The MTV Movie Awards

Glitz, glamour, and ...a few weirdos here and there. What more do you expect?

Amazing Underwater Dog Photos Turned Into Awful Ads

Remember Seth Casteel's wonderful shots? Leave it to a hack ad agency to totally misuse them.

The Cholumbian Hairstyle Guide

The Cholumbian hairstyle seems to combine classic Hassidic style with the working class flavor of Monterrey, Mexico. Which obviously renders it as one of my favorite haircuts of all time.

The Adventures Of Tim Thomas During His Year Off From Hockey

The world is his conservative oyster!

Jon Stewart Takes On The Sugary Drink Ban

New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg recently proposed a ban on sugary drinks over 16 ounces. Jon Stewart doesn't seem to think that is a very sweet idea.

Here's The Official Poster For Season 5 Of "Breaking Bad"

Hail to the king. Season 5, along with many sleepless Sunday nights, starts July 15th

Hugh Hefner And Crystal Harris Back Together

Now here's a pairing we didn't expect to see again. One year after their messy and humiliating public breakup, Hugh Hefner and his former fiancee Crystal Harris are back together. Maybe men in their mid-80s are just that much more forgiving? On F…

Watch The E3 2012 Microsoft Press Conference Live!

The latest viral buzz from 1up.com

Seeing The World Like A Superhero

With a new video filter, researchers are able to see humans' pulses through their skin, and amplify tiny movements into easily visible ones. Warning: creepy GIFs ahead.

Canadian Cannibal Porn Star Caught In Germany, Is A BuzzFeed User

Thank goodness for the apprehension part, not so much the BuzzFeed user part. Luka Rocco Magnotta, on the run after murdering and eating a man, was finally arrested in an internet cafe in Berlin. Also, he posted bare-assed photos of himself on our website.

Exclusive! First Pictures Of Garfield, The 40-Pound Cat

Garfield showed up at a Long Island, NY shelter last week after his owner died. This big blob of fur weighs a whopping 40lbs and just needs some love.

The Difference Between A Zombie And Someone Who's Just High On Bath Salts

If someone is eating you and they look like they've also been eaten by someone, chances are they're a zombie.

How To Conquer Your Inbox Once And For All

Your inbox is a mess — like a tornado hit it, if tornadoes could strike email. It doesn't have to be that way.

Wii U Controller Looks Awfully Familiar

It's almost like I've held this in my hands before. While playing games on some other console. If only I could place it...

Professional Female Badminton Players No Longer Forced To Wear Skirts

Just in time for the 2012 London Olympics, the Badminton World Federation has dropped its controversial skirts-only rule. Earlier this year, the International Volleyball Federation also changed its uniform rules, allowing female beach volleyball players to wear shorts and sleeved tops instead of bikinis.

Watch A Video Of A Sexy Nun Licking A Gun Made Of Holy Water

AND Absinthe. It's a promo video for the new Vice Lolly, via a London ice cream shop.

Obama's 2008 Plan Said It Would Reform The Death Penalty, End Racial Profiling

Touting his record of helping to reform the death penalty as a state Senator in Illinois, Obama promised his 2008 plan to reform the death penalty, and issue he has talked about little since talking office. Also in the campaign plan, Obama said he'd sign a bill to to "ban racial profiling" under federal law, another issue the President has talked about little since taking office. Supporters of the President, however, point to his efforts to stop Arizona's new immigration as a sign he is keeping with his pledge.

A Brief History Of Kardashian Family Lip Dubs

The latest "family music video" to come from the Kardashian Klan features a close-up of Kim's ass splashing in the water, sixteen-year-olds in bikinis, Bruce slapping Kris Jenner's ass, and the entire family making it rain on the beach. I guess it's time to take a look back at everything that led us here.

Hot Or Not Preggo Snooki In Leopard And Sky High Heels Photo Crystaldots' Photos

We often confess here at Buzznet that we love Snooki, and we hope you do as well, but what do you think of Snooki's latest outfit stint? Earlier this week, the preggo 24-year-old reality star was seen out and about in New Jersey (I mean..where else …

Hundreds Of Mormons March In The Salt Lake City Gay Pride Parade

Over 300 active Mormons, part of a "Mormons Building Bridges" initiative, marched in the gay parade as part of the Utah Pride Festival. Now this is what progress looks like. *Chills*

Amelia Earhart's Anti-Freckle Cream May Solve The Mystery Of Her Disappearance

Researchers believe that a jar of anti-freckle cream (which Earhart was known to use) found on Nikumaroro Island in the South Pacific may be evidence that she and her navigator Fred Noonan died as castaways on the island.

Some Guy Turned His Dead Cat Into A Helicopter

Following this cat's tragic demise after a fatal encounter with a car, Dutch Artist Bart Jansen turned the remains of the feline into a remote controlled helicopter. The device has been dubbed the Orvillecopter after the cat's namesake American aviator Orville Wright.

Rare Color Footage From The 1939 World Series

A powerful glimpse into a full-color past. Old Yankee Stadium never looked so beautiful.

Nintendo's Alternate Universe

The company's E3 preview video is a lot of things: awkward, impressive, corny, hopeful. But the overwhelming impression it leaves in one of Nintendo as an alien company, only casually aware of the real changes in gaming over the last five years — mobile, social, consoles becoming media devices — while, at the same time, attempting to reinvent and claim them all as its own. Nintendo is capable of genius; now, more than ever, it needs to follow through.

Bra-Less Lisa Rinna, 48, Reveals Far Too Much As Her Dress Turns See-through Under The Flashbulbs

It was unclear whether or not the mistake was intentional, but Lisa didn’t bat an eyelid as she walked the red carpet.

Cats Away! Artist Turns His Dead Pet Into Flying Helicopter After It Is Killed By A Car

So when cat Orville, named after the famous aviator Orville Wright, was run over by a car, his artist owner decided to turn him into a permanent piece of artwork as the ultimate tribute by transforming him into a flying helicopter.

"Mr. Trololo," Eduard Khil, Has Died

Devastating news: Internet legend Eduard Khil passed away yesterday in St. Petersburg from complications of a stroke he suffered in May. He was 77.

Olympic Gymnast Shawn Johnson's Knee Injury Forces Her To Retire

She had hoped to compete in this year's Olympics in London, but her knee would not cooperate.

The Dogs Of The Wisconsin Recall

Meet Bear and Max. One is a union dog, the other is a Walker acolyte trained to raise his right paw when he hears the governor's name.

Man Keeps Staring At His Boss's Boobs

Even after he gets slapped. Twice. It's a commercial with a surprise ending, via India. Spoiler alert: Watch it before reading my brief words.

Nineteen-Year-Olds Start Stanford's First-Ever Conference For Women In Tech

Ellora Israni and Ayna Agarwal are launching she++, Stanford University's first conference for women in technology ever. They say, "We want to challenge the traditional ‘nerdy’ stereotype with that of the ‘femgineer’— an innovative, empowered, well-rounded engineer who lends human compassion to the face of technology."

Rajon Rondo Added Insult To The Heat's Injury With This Quote At Halftime

The Celtics won Game 4 in overtime, evening the series at two games to two. And at the half, Celtics hero Rajon Rondo delivered the biggest burn imaginable to LeBron and co.

New Product From Morton

Big seller, I predict.

DeShawn Stevenson's ATM

Jason's covered the rise of the NBA nerd, so maybe you look at this picture posted to the Instagram of Brooklyn Nets guard DeShawn Stevenson and see a hat at a jaunty angle, banana colored pants, a twee bow tie, and-RECORD SCRATCH-is that an ATM beh…

And The Newly-Outed Gay Character In DC Comics Is...

Last month DC Comics co-publisher Dan DiDio said they would be revealing that a “prominent” character is gay. We had our guesses, and I’m tempted to scream a Nikki Finke style TOLDJA, but now we know the official answer. Alan Scott, the original Gre…

Obama's 2008 Donors Don't Give In 2012

Nearly 90% of the Americans who gave $200 to Obama's 2008 campaign haven't re-upped this year. Disillusionment, and hard times: “I wish he was the socialist they accused him of being," says one.

Johnny Depp Rocks Out With The Black Keys

Instead of giving a speech, Johnny Depp chose to accept the MTV Generation Award at tonight's Movie Awards by playing two songs with the Black Keys — "Gold on the Ceiling" and "Lonely Boy", to be precise.

Miss Rhode Island Nails Transgender Question, Is Crowned Miss USA

Her name is Olivia Culpo, she's 20 years old, and has made the Dean's List every semester at Boston University, where she's a sophomore. Olivia gave a great answer to a question about transgender pageant contestants, but did anyone else REALLY think Miss Maryland, the med school student, had it in the bag?

Wii U's Miiverse Connects Players In A New Way

Nintendo has begun to share details on Wii U's new online functionality.

20 Sloth Smiles, Revealed!

The mysterious Mona Lisas of the animal world have finally shared the secrets behind those amazing smiles. We have the exclusive scoop:

An Oral History Of The Wire

The Wire premiered on HBO 10 years ago tomorrow so Maxim (what really?) is out with a long oral history. It's all worth reading (and finally proof for the 'I read it for the articles' argument), but the more interesting bits to me were towards the e…

The Future Of Louis Vuitton: Here Are 10 Things We Learned About LVMH

Bernard Arnault’s LVMH empire continues to grow in leaps and bounds. Louis Vuitton is the biggest luxury brand out there now and LVMH’s apparent play for Hermés is the fashion biz drama that everyone is watching right now–now that the Dior designer …

Charlize Theron Wears A Gown Made Of Dung Beetles In Snow White And The Huntsman

Making clothes fashioned from animal skin is nothing new. But making clothes out of insect skin (the technical term would be exoskeletons)? That’s not as common. So we were intrigued to learn that this couture turquoise chiffon gown created for Char…

Michelle Beadle ESPN Battle With Erin Andrews Finally Receives Closure

That nonsense with Erin Andrews and Michelle Beadle can stop right now—this, according to the departing ESPN personality herself.

The Flaming Lips With Erykah Badu, "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face"

First of all, this is not safe for work because it has nudity in it. But secondly, watch it anyway, sometime, whenever you can. The Flaming Lips' cover of Ewan MacColl's "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face," with vocals by Erykah Badu, is maybe as …

Taylor Lautner’s Amazingly Hilarious Role In Grown Ups 2 Was Revealed

With That’s My Boy set to queef up theaters on June 15, all eyes will soon turn to Adam Sandler’s first sequel, Grown Ups 2, which is turning out to be quite the star-studded affair. Along with the original cast, the sequel will include Shaquille O’…

Miss USA Contestants Sing "Call Me Maybe" (Featuring Donald Trump)

The 3 seconds of Donald Trump singing "Call Me Maybe" makes this video.

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