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June 27, 2012

How Much More Do Bridesmaid Dresses Cost Today?

So what happens to bridesmaid dresses after the wedding is done, the cake is served and the shots of Gentleman Jack from the open bar metabolized? We asked a group of women the ultimate fate of the bridesmaid dresses they've worn; one respondent, te…

Michael Bay Spotted With A Big-breasted Lady At Chateau Marmont

47-year-old director and C4 enthusiast Michael Bay showed up the other night to the Chateau Marmont* accompanied by a still-unidentified mystery woman. A late-night Ferrari polishing, perhaps? They separated and went in different entrances as soon a…

The Strongest Woman In America Lives In Poverty

Sarah Robles is ranked higher than any other American weightlifter, male or female. She's the best hope the U.S. has at an Olympic medal in the sport — but she struggles to pay her rent.

Watch Carmelo Anthony Scare People By Pretending To Be A Wax Figure

This is the best Carmelo's been with a basketball in years.

25 New Rules For Men's Fashion

The men's shows rage on in Milan and Paris, where the hottest designers are showing what the most stylish dudes with wear in the spring of 2013. Here are all the outfits every dude who considers himself "well-dressed" needs to study.

"Throws A Rock At The Ground Misses" Photo

Random photobooth session with one of my good friends, miss Emily Mislak. :)

Elizabeth Warren's Two Shots At The Senate

John Kerry could offer a second chance.

Taste The Rainbow: 9 Of Your Favorite Snack Foods Show Their Pride

BuzzFeed re-imagines what your favorite snacks would look like if they went gay following Oreo's controversial Facebook post where they gave the rainbow treatment to America's favorite cookie.

40 Faces Of Pure Joy

Aww. There is (basically) nothing better.

The Official 2012 Olympic Anthem Is Here

Muse's "Survival" is the official song of the summer games. Is it great? Or do you want to tear your ears off? (Or some moderate, reasonable answer in-between?)

Help 1UP Assemble The Ultimate Podcast Tribute To The Metal Gear Series

1UP is recording a special podcast to celebrate Metal Gear's 25th anniversary. Find out what you can do to help.

The "Stars Wars" That I Used To Know

Best Gotye parody or best parody, full stop? Those are your only options.

Girls Use Social Media More Than Boys, But At What Price?

A new study from Common Sense Media finds that teenage girls text, tweet and enjoy posting photos online more than teenage boys. But their social media savvy comes at a cost: About half the girls surveyed said they worry about others posting "ugly photos" of them online, and 28 percent said they edit pictures of themselves before uploading them. (Compare that to the 24 percent of boys who worry about unflattering pictures and 9 percent who edit their own photos.) Does more exposure to social media mean more self-consciousness?

Thousands Of Liquor Bottles Smashed By A Steamroller

Alternate title: "The Saddest Thing You'll See Today If Not Ever." There's also some hash being burned in a big pile, but tears should mostly be shed for the innocent, defenseless booze.

Things Katy Perry Has Worn On Her Breasts

A look at the many eclectic fashions her chest has been the subject of.

Bi-National Gay Couples Now Hope To Live Within The Law

The Department of Justice's ruling in the cases of four same-sex binational couples gives them hope for an America after the Defense of Marriage Act.

MSNBC's Touré Accuses Co-Host S.E. Cupp Of Echoing GOP Talking Points

I think it's safe to say that "The Cycle's" token conservative can expect more of this kind of talk from her liberal co-hosts.

Middle School Chaperone Convinces Teens To Eat Moose Poop

Whether or not they gave the moose a muffin remains to be seen.

Subway Stair Irregularity Causes Everyone To Trip

Filmmaker Dean Peterson noticed a particular staircase he used regularly would constantly cause him to trip. Upon further investigation he discovered that this less than an inch difference was causing everyone to trip, so he decided to make a hilarious video about it.

Why Is "Back To The Future Day" Such A Persistent Hoax?

Photoshopping the date of the "future" from the flux capacitor's dashboard is an oddly compelling hobby. It happened again today, don't be fooled.

Anti-Cheating Wedding Ring And Other Links

If you feel it necessary to purchase this for your future spouse, maybe you just shouldn't get married. Plus, space photography you won't believe isn't photoshopped and tween girls aren't dumb, they're just ignorant and passionate.

Austin TX Bar Offers Jerry Sandusky Statutory Grape Special

Here we see the latest in Austin, Texas’ quest to lose all of its cool points — shifty rape jokes on its local bar marquees. This pic comes to us via the Twitter of area improv comic/copywriter/friend of mine Reagan Ward, and I’m proud to say she t…

Baby Crocodiles Hatching From Eggs Are Terrifying

So much goo. If David Cronenberg directed "Jurassic Park."

For A Lucky Democrat, A Spot On Stage In Tampa?

A dozen Democrats say they're not going to their party's convention. But there's still time to be the Zell Miller of 2012.

Busch Gardens In Florida Lets You Play Tug-Of-War With A Tiger

I can finally cross this off of my bucket list.

34 Photos Of Flooded Florida

Heartbreaking and heartwarming images of people striving to make the best of a bad situation. Tropical Storm Debby pounded Florida with three days of torrential rain, resulting in heavy flooding throughout the state.

19 People You Totally Forgot Were On SNL

When it comes to Saturday Night Live you probably don't think of these people.

The Proto-Pedos Of Ok Cupid

Why do some men on internet dating sites think it's sexy to imply that they're child molesters?

Megan Fox: Definitely Pregnant On BekkiBoom's Blog

Look at this cuteness: Megan Fox and her hubby Brian Austin Green have been snapped whilst in Hawaii, the same place as where they got married two years ago, with a most definite baby bump in sight! Although Fox is a step-mum to 10-year-old Kassius …

Why Did Terry Richardson Pull These Pictures Of Lindsay Lohan With A Gun To Her Head From His Site?

Terry Richardson went on a bit of a tear yesterday posting provocative stuff to his site, Terry’s Diary. In addition to posting another Kate Upton video, he shared a bunch of shots of Lindsay Lohan at Chateau Marmont in her bra and lounging around o…

With Leather Poll: What’s The Best Part About This Amazing Baseball Fan Picture?

Someone sent me the above image the other day – original version here – and I have no idea what game it’s from or when it was taken, but it’s fantastic. I Tweeted it and we had some fun with it and then I forgot about it, because have you seen that …

Judd Apatow Gives Life Advice To Teenage Girls

He covers hard hitting topics such as personal acceptance, kissing boys, and male gossip. There's even a nice little musical number.

Caine's Arcade Gets A New Game

You thought Caine's Arcade couldn't get any cuter. But you haven't seen the newest addition: Ticket Grab. With a trap door.

The NBA Pre-Draft Photos Are Goofy

In fact looking at them, I don't really think these guys look like NBA players. They look more like...

Man Arrested For Throwing French Fries At Stepdaughter

Why do terrible things always happen in McDonalds? It's like a breeding ground of awful. (via CBS Boston).

Robot Built That Never Loses At Rock, Paper, Scissors

Why did it take them so long to come up with this?

Arena Pharma: Weight-Loss Drug Approved!

SAN DIEGO (TheStreet) -- U.S. regulators approved Arena Pharmaceuticals'(ARNA) weight-loss drug Belviq on Wednesday -- the first new prescription diet pill cleared for sale in the U.S. in 13 years.

Get The Look: Dwyane Wade, Ryan Gosling, Adrien Brody

Click here to follow AskMen Fashion on Twitter. Sometimes all a guy needs to step up his style game is some inspiration. And who better to model oneself after than men who are at the top of their game? Here, we take a look at three key styles as pu…

Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth Getting Married Next Week?

Are Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth getting married soon? The recently engaged singer ignites speculation when she tweets that she "can't wait for next week" because it will be "filled with happiness."

Computer Hacker Who Leaked Nude Photos Of Scarlett Johansson Will Be Ordered To Pay The Actress '$66,000 For Her Troubles' And Sentenced To 'Five Years In Prison'

The man who hacked Scarlett Johansson's emails and leaked nude photographs of her online should pay over $150,000 in restitution to her and other victims according to U.S prosecutors involved in the case.

The Uptime Miracle

How one subtle improvement has changed the way we think about computers. When's the last time you had to restart your laptop?

Career Confidential: The NYC Tutor Who Helps Rich Kids Avoid Bs

For $150 per hour, these kids get homework help from a tutor who says, "These kids are just in schools where the schools aren’t working for them. If they need a tutor, they shouldn’t be at that school."

Jimmy Fallon Acted Out "50 Shades Of Grey" And It Got Weird

He played charades with Emma Stone and humped the charade board. But weird equals awesome when it is Jimmy Fallon & Emma Stone.

Common Misconceptions Everyone Believes That Totally Aren't True

Here are all the things you've been told are true, but absolutely aren't. Knowledge is power!

How To Con An Umpire: A Step-By-Step Guide

Why catch the ball, when you can not catch the ball?

Certain Diets May Help Body Burn More Calories

TUESDAY, June 26 (HealthDay News) -- Dieters have long been told that to lose weight, you simply need to cut calories. But new research suggests that some combinations of foods may burn more calories than others. When researchers compared a l

Angelina Jolie Is An Awkward School Girl In Newly-unearthed Photos

Her pillow lips and deep set eyes impossible to miss, the actress, 37, is not so unlike other awkward school girls in one of several newly-unearthed photos from her past.

Awesome Vintage Cigarette Ad Battle

Soviet Union vs Japan. Missile Man vs. Smoking Pegasus. Pick the winner.

Trailer For Here Comes The Boom, Kevin James' MMA Movie

Some snoots over at “Sony Pictures” or “IMDB” might tell you that this latest film produced by Happy Madison stars someone called “Kevin James,” and is titled “Here Comes the Boom.” But you and I both know that’s not true. This is actually part of t…

Yet Another Reason To Love Emma Stone

She spent her teenage years being a geek on the internet, just like the rest of us.

"Maleficent" Film Leaks Ruin The Movie Magic Illusion

And it's pretty interesting to look at. Angelina Jolie being hoisted on a blue screen crane while crew members chat in the background is like a "Where's Waldo" scene.

Here's What The Official Google Tablet Looks Like

Not to spoil TOO much, but it's a black rectangle with Android.

How Women Can Set Financial And Career Goals — And Actually Reach Them

Alexa von Tobel, CEO of personal-finance company LearnVest, discusses how to negotiate a salary, discuss money with romantic partners, and the debate over "having it all."

Lindsay Put A Gun To Her Head (We Should Be So Lucky)

Let’s just ignore that she fucks this up from the the very first picture and shows that the clip is empty and the barrel is plugged, because in her latest desperate attempt to make people talk about her, Lindsay Lohan has posed for yet another “sh…

10 Worthless Tech Expenditures

But technology also makes it easier to waste money. Here are 10 examples of near-worthless technology expenditures.

Giving Bad Advice To Kings

The highbrow way that most people know about Edward II of England is from Christopher Marlowe's biographical play about him, or from Brecht's stage adaptation or Derek Jarman's film adaptation of the same; the lowbrow way is from Braveheart. Either …

5 GIFs Of Anthony Davis Throwing Random Stuff At A Basketball Hoop

And one of him blocking the hell out of Jimmy Fallon.

Man Magically Cured Of Erectile Dysfunction After Drinking Wife's Breast Milk

Brought to you by TLC's Strange Sex. I'm sorry to be the one to show this to you.

49 Other Products People Are Boycotting Because They Are Gay Friendly

This is a real petition, from a real website, that real people have signed. Pretty soon they're not going to be able to eat anything at all. Sucks for them.

Cheese On Top Of The Bun: Genius Or Worst Idea Ever?

KFC in the Philippines must be running out of ideas. What could possibly be next?

Spider-Man Lives In CC Sabathia's Butt

With great power, comes great... Oh I don't know. This is dumb.

Look Who Trolled Apple Fanboys And Girls...

...pathetically waiting in line at the Amsterdam Apple store.

One Joke From Every Episode Of "Mystery Science Theater 3000"

YouTuber srmcd1 just made the greatest video that's ever happened since video happened.

Here's Lady Gaga's New Song, "Princess Die"

"This song is a little sad," Gaga explained before sharing her new ballad for the first time at a show in Melbourne.

An Entirely New Way To Look At Super Mario Brothers

One of the most important reasons Super Mario Brothers feels the way it does is an invisible one: its odd, but ingenious, camera system.

Samsung Isn't Allowed To Sell (One Particular) Galaxy Tab Anymore

A few funny things about the preliminary injunction Apple won against Samsung for the company's alleged iPad copying: The Galaxy Tab in question isn't a current model, which means it's not really for sale anyway; Apple has to post a multi-million dollar bond to cover lost sales (LOL) just in case the injunction is found bunk; and lastly, it's a stretch to say that Samsung is "flooding the market with infringing products," as the filing says. "Flooding" suggest real damage. Ever seen a Galaxy Tab 10.1 in public?

12 Reasons Why "Magic Mike" Is Truly The Best Movie Of The Summer

The cast's press tour has been nothing short of visually stunning and spectacularly quotable. "Sometimes a thong completely betrays you," Channing Tatum said.

High School Photos Of Elizabeth Warren And Scott Brown

A source passes on these shots of Warren and Brown as teenagers, when she was a debate-team star and he was prom king.

Tim Pawlenty Refused To Say If Obamacare Was Unconstitutional

During an appearance on This Week in 2009, the former Minnesota said the law wasn't a "legal issue.

Comic Store Celebrates First Gay Superhero Wedding With Real Wedding For Fans

Midtown Comics in New York City decided to give away a wedding to one lucky gay couple in honor of openly gay superhero Northstar's wedding in a recent issue of Astonishing X-Men. The winners were Scott Everhart and Jason Welker, who had their first date in a comic book store.

Chrissy Teigen Tells Us Her Secrets For Getting Her Bikini Line Sports Illustrated-Ready

Chrissy Teigen (who is about to be Mrs. John Legend) is well-versed in the voodoo involved in making yourself look perfect in a bikini. She’s been appearing in Sports Illustrated swimsuits issues since 2010 so being half-naked is sort of a specialty…

Despite Unruly Fans, Arizona Won The College World Series

The Arizona Wildcats defeated the South Carolina Gamecocks 4-1 last night to complete a sweep and win the program’s fourth NCAA baseball title in school history. Coach Andy Lopez and the Wildcats put on a hell of a show to win his second College Wor…

Jenny McCarthy 'Playboy' Cover: Photo

Jenny McCarthy might have opted not to wax her nether regions before posing for a nude photo spread in Playboy's July/August issue (on newsstands this Friday, June 29) -- but, if the cover image is any indication, readers won't be disappointed in th…

Project Runway Season 8 Finalist Andy South Is Now Living As A Woman

Diehard Project Runway fans will remember Season 8 as “The season Mondo got robbed” or alternatively “I can’t believe that bitch Gretchen won.” The third finalist that season, Andy South, the soft-spoken Hawaiian with a penchant for architectural sh…

Walber Wedding Party Falls Into Lake

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich., June 25 (UPI) -- A Michigan bride whose entire wedding party plunged into a lake when a dock collapsed said the incident "makes for a good story."

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Watch: Kate Upton’s Boobs Popped Out On A Roller Coaster And Terry Richardson Filmed It

Kate Upton’s GQ shoot is the gift that keeps on giving. Not only did it yield some pretty amazing photos–and an equally amazing behind-the-scenes video–but now, thanks to the wonderful pervy mind of Terry Richardson, we also have this bouncy, boob-f…

Why Do Fundamentalist Christians Support The Loch Ness Monster? John Fugelsang Explains

But here’s the thing — what no one seems to have told literal fundamentalists is that creationism, whether you believe it or not, has absolutely nothing to do with Christianity. That is to say, nothing to do with the teachings of Jesus. Nor do I und…

Houston Rockets Stockpiling Picks For Dwight Howard Trade?

The Houston Rockets traded Chase Budinger to receive a third first round pick in Thursday's NBA draft. Some people believe they're after Dwight Howard.

iMUSE And The Secret Of Organic Music From 1UP.com

It's easy to overlook iMUSE or underappreciate what it did, since this LucasArts creation sets out to ape the familiar composition style of other media -- and other games have set out to copy what Land and McConnell's system did, with similar result…

The Amazing Spider-Man Review For PS3, 360 From 1UP.com

For the best Reviews of The Amazing Spider-Man for PS3, 360, check out this page on 1UP.com

What 16 Fans Remember Most About Nora Ephron

In obituaries and on Twitter, Kirstie Alley, Glamour editor Cindi Leive, New York mayor Michael Bloomberg, and other fans pay their respects to Ephron and her witty writing.

5 Unforgettable Movie Scenes By Nora Ephron

The late Ephron had so many talents, but what fans may remember best from her vast body of work are select scenes from some of her very famous films. Here are five of the most memorable from Sleepless in Seattle, When Harry Met Sally, and more.

Nora Ephron's 27 Best Quotes On Love, Life, And Death

The writer and filmmaker died at the age of 71 in Manhattan Tuesday. The inspiring, witty, and hilarious quotes she leaves behind in her books, movies, and essays seem endless, but here are a few of my favorites.

Down The Rabbit Hole - Bunny Inspired Stuff Photo

Bunny ears in fashion isn't a new thing but I found this super Kawaii bunny ear iPhone case and remembered how much I love bunny-themed stuff. It's a very close tie between bunnies, pandas and kittens when it comes to cuteness I think. Here's a cool…

Madonna Has A DNA Sterilisation Team

This seems apocryphal but I'm gonna go with it anyway: Madonna has a cleanup team sweep her tour dressing rooms after shows for bits of hair, skin, and spit the singer might have left behind so that fans cannot get ahold of her DNA.

Would You Rather…? Margherita Missoni’s Giambattista Valli Wedding Dress Vs. Jennifer Connelly’s Ball Gown In Labyrinth

The fashion crowd took a break from Men’s Fashion Week this past Saturday to see the ultracool Margherita Missoni marry her longtime beau Eugenie Amos in Brunello, Italy. The wedding was attended by fashion heavyweights like Suzy Menkes, Franca Sozz…

Kim Kardashian Cosies Up To New BFF Beyoncé As They Watch Their Men Perform

It has long been rumoured that Beyoncé disapproves of Kanye's new squeeze, but these pictures prove that she has finally welcomed Kardashian into her inner circle, even if only for the sake of her friendship with the rapper.   More... 'Why wasn't …

What Does A Pack Of Cigarettes Cost In Each State Now?

Last summer, we checked the price of cigarettes state by state and in D.C. Here's how prices have increased and decreased since then. 51. West Virginia

Hurricane Names That Spell Trouble: An Unscientific Survey

On April 13th of this year, the name Irene was officially retired from the list of Atlantic Basin Hurricane names. In all, six Hurricane Irenes have raged around the Atlantic, but there won't be a seventh. The screenshot here, taken from NOAA’s Hist…

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