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Is Ann Curry Leaving 'The Today Show' After Only One Year?

Only a year after starting her new role as co-host of the The Today Show, Curry's future with the show may be in trouble. The New York Times is reporting that NBC is holding private meetings to determine Curry’s future.

What Catherine Got Wrong From 1UP.com

ast summer, Catherine showed that you can mix a puzzle game with an unflinching look at interpersonal relationships and end up with a pretty fantastic product -- our own Jeremy Parish gave it an A in his review. And though the game features a succub…

Booth Babe: The Inside Story From 1UP.com

I don't get why people give so much hate to the booth babes. Men/Women that watch Football and Basketball get Cheerleaders and people find them to be appealing and never really complain about it. They are a staple for the sports events. So why the h…

Snooki Spills On Baby Stuff And Her First Celeb Crush In Our Obsessed Questionnaire (Fab Pregnant Meatball Edition)

Nicole Polizzi and Jenni Farley are back in our lives, ladies--Snooki and J. Woww premieres tonight. Outside of any time I get to actually spend at the Shore this summer, it's pretty much the highlight of my season.

Karen Klein Video: Bullied Bus Monitor Speaks Out On 'TODAY' Show (VIDEO)

After the upsetting video of Greece School District bus monitor Karen Klein being viciously bullied by the children she was watching over went viral Wednesday, the Internet struck back with an outpouring of concern, kind words and a fundraising camp…

Expanded Tweets: Tweets Are About To Get A Whole Lot Longer. Hooray!

Almost a year ago, I proposed that Twitter double its character limit from 140 to 280. The microblogging site long ago outgrew its original purpose as a platform for simple status updates. Now people use Twitter for news, jokes, conversations, and f…

Oregon Plans To Repurpose Parts Of Washed Up Tsunami Debris

Well, pieces of debris, some of them very large, from last year's devastating tsunami in Japan, are starting to wash up on the West Coast. A 132-ton mass of steel and concrete from Misawa, Japan, recently ended its journey across the Pacific and lan…

Jerry Sandusky's Adopted Son Says He Was Abused

This story just keeps getting worse.

The Fate Of The U.S. Open Videobomber

This is why you don't make an ass of yourself on national TV.

New YOLO Slang Words

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Why Didn’t Morning TV Love Ann Curry?

But the numbers were the numbers, and woe to the producer who becomes known as the one who lost Today’s lead. And it had seemed for a long time that Curry was a difficult fit. She described the position, often, as her “dream job,” but this may have …

Octomom: Porn Crew 'Made Me Look So Glamorous' (NSFW)

Nadya "Octomom" Suleman's x-rated solo movie is not available until tomorrow, but a naughty clip of the famous mom pleasuring herself has already leaked online. In the video, which my bleeding eyes viewed, Nadya can be seen lying on a bed covere…

The Personal Letter Steve Martin Wrote To A Young Judd Apatow From Judd Apatow And Steve Martin

Think of the joy this letter likely brought Judd, just a kid at the time. Martin even mentions him by name!

Beyond Fashion - Creepers Photo

Beyond Fashion - Creepers I love fashion and I'm super interested in not only what's happening next but where fashion came from. There's always a distinct starting point and a reason for trends and I'm gonna start a new column that reveals the usual…

Sofia Vergara News - Sofia Vergara Dons Sexy Corset For Racy 'Vanity Fair Spain' Spread (PHOTOS)

Sofia Vergara adopts a bad-girl glam look for the latest issue of Vanity Fair Spain. The Modern Family vixen shows off a series of sexy styles, and many are sure to have tongues wagging.

The Dugout: A Pussy Move

Tampa Bay Rays manager Joe Maddon and Washington Nationals manager Davey Johnson have spent the last few days insulting each other over an incident involving pine tar on Joel Peralta’s gloves.

Chivettes Bored At Work (29 Photos) :

Are you bored at work? Do you feel like procrastinating? Send your photos to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com. ...

Sex Ed 101 For Video Games From 1UP.com

As undeniably great as the works of these three artists are, I remain steadfast in the belief that video games have the potential to offer commentary on sexuality that simply cannot be found in any other medium. While a majority of its attempts have…

We're Celebrating Prince William's 30th Birthday With His 30 Hottest Moments Ever

Yeah, this was gonna be a post called "Prince William's 5 Hottest Moments," until I found so many pics and opened so many tabs my computer almost crashed.

Is This Publicity Bad Publicity?

In our attention-addicted world, the notion of bad PR has become a quaint anachronism, like watching a TV show when it’s broadcast or publishing Katie Roiphe. But while you’d be forgiven for assuming that any appallingly newsworthy transgression is …

New Woody Allen Trailer From Ryan Perez, Charles Ingram, Scott Gairdner, Tess Kartel, Brian Lane, Rachelgoldenberg, And Funny Or Die

Woody Allen's new movie captures the hilarious predicament of not being able to enjoy Europe to the fullest.

Meet Pillamina, The Human-Sized Birth Control Pill Pack Stalking Mitt Romney This Summer

"The costume is not that heavy, but it doesn’t bend very much (so sitting down can be difficult!) and it does get hot in the summer," a rep from Planned Parenthood Action Fund, which conceived (pun intended!) Pillamina, explains.

Women Over 50 Plagued By Eating Disorders, Body-Image Issues

In a new study, almost two-thirds of women over 50 surveyed across the U.S. reported that their weight or shape negatively impacted their lives. This is concerning not only for their own well-being, but also for its impact on their kids.

Cristiano Ronaldo's Amazing Goal Told Through GIFs

The goal, the celebration, a dancing girl: this is a story of its own.

The 15 Worst Types Of Sports Fans

Do you know these people? Are you these people? Which one are you? (Note: Sports fans can be annoying. All of us. These are some of our worst offenses.)

14 Reasons "iphones news" Is The Best Tech Site On Earth

"The latest news, informations and rumors." Meet the internet's most whimsical tech blog.

Shotgunning Beers With JEFF The Brotherhood

Their new single is called "Sixpack," so why not? Nashville's noisy twosome are touring in support of their upcoming album, Hypnotic Nights. They kindly invited BuzzFeed to Hoboken to share a few brews.

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Dear Overly Attached Girlfriend, Will You Go On A Date With Me?

It would be a lot of fun! We could go out for a bite to eat or see a movie. UPDATE: She responded!

35 Incredibly Powerful Hugs

Get the tissues ready...

Republican Is Ready For Any Health Care Ruling

Indiana Senate candidate Richard Mourdock accidentally released three videos on YouTube — one for each possible version of the big health care ruling anticipated for Monday.

14 New And Exclusive Reasons To Vote For Ashley Salazar As Playboy’s Miss Social 2012

We love Ashley Salazar. You love Ashley Salazar. Ashley Salazar loves both of us. That’s why this new photoshoot of her is so amazing–we can share her without fighting or bickering. All she asks in return is that you vote for her right now for Playb…

It Ain't Over: The Business 9 Women Kept A Secret For Three Decades

One of the reasons I started my website was so that women could have a place to come together and dream. Women should know that they don't have to hold on to an old dream that has stopped nurturing them -- that there is always time to start a new dr…

Vacation Tips From Fashion Models

Models are expert travelers. They bounce from fashion week to fashion week, shoot to shoot, all with a suitcase, a sense of humor, and the bare necessities. ELLE asked five models to dish on their favorite destinations, tips included. You may want t…

Infographic: Pride Parades Around The World

June 27, 1969 marked an important turning point in lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender history when the patrons of Stonewall Inn—a popular gay bar in Manhattan's Greenwich Village—galvanized a 6-day protest against routine police raids on gay-fr…

Romney Vs. McCain On Amnesty 2008 Edition

The presumptive Republican nominee announced he will unveil a long term immigration reform solution, and has embraced the military service component of the DREAM act. In 2008, during his first run for the White House Mitt Romney tangled with John McCain over immigration, calling McCain's attempt at immigration reform "amnesty" and in one notable occurrence forgetting his ad called McCain's plan amnesty.

Bill Clinton Just Revealed His Favorite TV Commercial

It's not one of Barack Obama's campaign spots.

Queen Elizabeth II Is Getting A Raise

Last year, QE2 struck a deal to receive 15 percent of the profits from the Crown Estate, the largest landowner in the United Kingdom. Today, the Crown Estate posted a record profit of £240.2 million, which means that the Queen's pay is set to rise 20 percent next year to £36 million — or $45.3 million. The rest of her kingdom, still tangled in the fallout from the European debt crisis, isn't taking the news so well.

I Don't Want To Have It All

A new cover story in The Atlantic wonders “Why Women Still Can't Have It All.” But why would anyone want to? "Having it all” sounds way too exhausting.

This Kangaroo Isn't Trying To Cool Off

It's trying to lure you to your death. Stay away from ocean bound marsupials, kids.

10 Summer Essentials

Another summer means another three months of work shirts drenched in sweat, awkward man sandals and hibiscus-print shirts fit for Boca Raton, right? Nope, not this year. What if there was a way to strip down your summer wardrobe to, say, 10 things t…

"Connecticut Girl Problems" Twitter Feed Makes The Whole State Look Bad

I grew up in Connecticut. I did not have these problems.

Our 10 Favorite Manic Pixie Dream Girls In Literature

Oh, the Manic Pixie Dream Girl. She just won’t go away, will she? The romantic dramedy Seeking a Friend for the End of the World opens in theaters tomorrow, and it seems to be only the newest incarnation of an age-old cinematic trend of young, whims…

Russian Clubs, Where Sexy And WTF Make Babies (31 Photos)

Best photos of the week (60 Photos)

Batman Is Dead And Other Links

On the up side, Gotham City seems to have a pretty cemetery. Also, Valve want to help GLaDoS teach children and we might get a reality show on Mars.

"Sailor Avengers" Is The Geekiest Mash-Up You'll See Today

That sound you just heard was countless simultaneous nerdgasms. Artist Ann Marcellino created this beautiful mash-up of the Avengers and Sailor Moon. The awesome titles are hers as well.

Kid Star Willie Aames: 'Memba Him?!

Willie Aames is best known for playing the dreamy Tommy Bradford in "Eight is Enough" and Buddy Lembeck in "Charles in Charge." Guess what he looks like…

The 9 Most Brilliant Pieces Of Comedy Hiding On YouTube

But that's why it breaks my heart when the people who do create good comedy don't really get recognized for it. The following videos are from those people who have basically been ignored by the Internet as a whole. But by God, they deserve so much m…

The 5 Stupidest Excuses Ever Given In A Political Scandal

When the inevitable day arrives where they get caught participating in their deviant activity of choice, some politicians take the high road, fessing up to their transgressions and either resigning or begging their constituencies for forgiveness in …

TRAILER: Monsters University, Because I Always Wondered Where The Monsters Matriculated

I’ve always been a big Pixar supporter (I DON’T CARE WHO I PISS OFF BY SAYIN’ I LOVE WALL-E, I DIDN’T GET WHERE I AM BY BEIN’ AFRAID OF CONTROVERSY), but after a couple of Cars movies and Brave looking like the most uninspired of female-protagonist …

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Sequels From Casper Van Dien, Jake Busey, Mark Dacascos, Charles Ingram, NickCorirossi, Funny Or Die, David Ferguson, Paul Rust, Bob Turton, And BoTown Sound

Based on the amazing success of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, the studio behind the film has already prepared a long list of sequels coming to a theater near you.

10 Safe-For-Work GIFs From Octomom's Bizarre Sex Tape

Something tells me that Nadya Suleman won't be enjoying a long, lucrative career in pornography. She did, however, remind me of all the chores I need to do around my house...

Amazing New Cat Technology

All you need is a standard hairbrush and a cat with an industrial strength motor.

Prince William Expected To Inherit £10million From Diana's Estate As He Turns 30 Today

The milestone means the Duke of Cambridge (pictured with his mother as a toddler) now has the option of taking control of half of a trust fund believed to be worth more than £20million.

The 20 Hottest Sets Of Famous Brothers

Amazing gene pools alert.

The Real Reason Twitter Went Down

Earlier today, Twitter was down for nearly an hour, and it's been on-and-off ever since. Here's Twitter's official account of what happened.

Romney's Cold War Strategy To Defeat Obama

Can the Republican spend him to death? "Our SuperPACs are our Star Wars."

10 Bands That Really Need To Call It Quits

We greeted the prospect of listening to Oceania, the new album by Billy Corgan and some people who he’s calling Smashing Pumpkins, with the same trepidation shown by pretty much everyone else who grew up in the 1990s. Quite why Corgan insists on cal…

7 Things Girlfriends Do That We Shouldn’t Let Upset Us [HE SAID / SHE SAID]

A good girlfriend will care for you and love you, but there’s no way she’s going to know everything that makes you tick (you’ve worked far too hard to keep her from the dark places in your mind). With that in mind, you need to realize that there are…

OP-ED: Mainstream Gaming And The Male Gaze From 1UP.com

Bandii Grace stated in a recent interview on Gamasutra, "I wouldn't say there's something "wrong" with the triple-A games on the market today. Rather, I'd say they are like a man's best, custom-tailored suit -- a perfect fit for the intended audienc…

Kris Humphries Claims Kris Jenner Staged Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape

There's a good chance that if Kim Kardashian's sex tape with former boyfriend Ray J never saw the light of day, the Kardashian empire wouldn't exist.

Kate Upton's Topless GQ Video - NYPOST.com

Kate Upton says that if she had one wish, "I would have smaller boobs" in a new in a behind-the-scenes video from her sexy GQ cover shoot. But from the number of times Upton loses her top in the video, it seems like she doesn't have too many regrets…

Dear Prudie: My Little Neighbor Girls Need A Mother Figure, But Why Me?

Get Dear Prudence delivered to your inbox each week; click here to sign up. Please send your questions for publication to prudence@slate.com. (Questions may be edited.) Got a burning question for Prudie? She'll be online at Washingtonpost.com to cha…

Khloe Kardashian DEFENDS Kris Humphries

Kris Humphries hasn't burned ALL of his Kardashian bridges -- it seems he still has a friend in Khloe ... who insists her sister's estranged husband is a…

Dog Really Wants A Cookie

I mean, I can't be 100% sure that he is being sincere about this, but the vibe I'm getting here is that he does, in fact, really really want the cookie.

Here Are The Best Beer Ads Of The Year

Cannes Gold Lion-winning campaign via Australia.

Two Cool Metallic Bracelets You Can Make Yourself

One has spikes, one has chains, and both are great for layering with other jewelry. Vote for your favorite in this Craft Wars challenge.

10 Reasons Why Anthony Weiner Was The Ultimate Fox News Villain

Weiner's recent turn as a "Fox & Friends" expert for the New York Times got me praying that the cable-news gods might reinstate the former congressman to his rightful place as the most hated liberal willing to appear on the Fox News network.

Photos Of Diner Food And The Waitresses Who Serve It

With school out and even working stiffs planning summer vacations, we’re in the thick of road-trip season. So, although we can’t find much about Swiss photographer Stephen Shaher, we couldn’t resist sharing these fun photos of the food he ordered at…

‘Plus-Size Friendly’ Gym Bans Skinny People

As anybody with a gym ID mouldering in their wallet, purse or glove compartment can tell you, there are a lot of obstacles to going to the gym regularly. There’s just not enough time in the day. Gyms are just too expensive. There’s that Real Housewi…

Jeb Bush: "When We Find Common Ground We Shouldn't Fight Anymore"

Tells the National Association of Latino Elected Officials conference that he "gets in trouble" when he says these kinds of things.

Why Every School Needs An 'Innovation Day'

Google’s policy of 20 percent time—giving employees plenty of free time work on whatever they want—is world famous for being the birthplace of innovative products— most famously, Gmail. But what would happen if schools gave students a similar amount…

In Defense Of Russell Westbrook Partying In Miami

IF this is actually a picture of Russell Westbrook partying in Miami the night before a pivotal Game 5, nobody should get on his back about it.

Men In The 1920s Vs Men Now

Oh how the times have changed.

10 Pop Culture Skirts Have My Fashion Sense Tingling

Alternate Title: These skirts are bigger on the inside. No matter what your entertainment of choice, Go Chase Rabbits has you covered.

George Zimmerman Reenacts The Killing Of Trayvon Martin

Chilling police video of George Zimmerman returning to the scene of the crime. The video was recorded the day after Zimmerman fatally shot Trayvon Martin and released this morning by Zimmerman's defense team.

"Reading Rainbow" Is Back, Baby!

Unfortunately it's just as an app. But any LeVar Burton is better than no LeVar Burton.

Australian Comedian 'Worms' British Celebrity

Australian funny men Hamish & Andy were having their go at being Paparazzi in London for their Euro Gap Year. Then Hamish thought he'd spice up the reaction from TV and Radio Presenter Fearne Cotten while Andy snapped away. See full story at www.hamishandandy.com/2012/fearne-worm

Jon Gosselin Apologizes To Ex-Wife Kate For Past Behavior

Jon Gosselin has something important to say to his ex-wife Kate Gosselin: "I'm sorry."

Jennifer Lawrence News - Jennifer Lawrence Wears See-Through Shirt

Jennifer Lawrence showed off her secret weapons in Santa Monica, Calif. on Wednesday afternoon. The 21-year-old star of the box office smash The Hunger

Obama Celebrity Fundraiser Barrage Worries Some In Hollywood

Barack Obama's recent barrage of Hollywood campaign fund-raisers is drawing backlash from an unlikely place: Hollywood. Some of the president's most ardent entertainment industry supporters quietly tell The Hollywood Reporter that while they realiz…

16 "Fifty Shades Of Grey"-Inspired Desserts

Yes, these cakes, cupcakes, and cookies are made with gray frosting and batter, specifically for Fifty Shades-themed parties. Don't those cookies that say "WHAT IS THE SAFE WORD?" look appetizing?

Tanned Skin - The Best Bronzers And Self-Tanners

Tanned skin is always in for summer. Discover the best bronzers and self-tanners for a healthy glow on ELLE.com

Photos Of Millions Of Mayflies May Make You Itchy

There isn't enough OFF! in the world. This mayfly orgy in Hungary only lasts a few hours every year and is a bit of a tourist attraction.

15 Ways The Sims Are Just Like You

Apparently people still play these games. They're more like you than you'd think.

'Bachelorette' Emily Maynard Betrayed By Her Fiancé? New Report

“Emily better watch out. He’s a serious ego-maniac and he’s desperate for fame,” a source tells OK!. “The reason he went on the show in the first place was to promote his business, not to find love. There is only so long that he’ll be able to hide t…

Jennifer Lopez's New Short, Curly 'Do: Love It Or Hate It?

The 42-year-old singer stepped out in Santiago, Chile on Monday holding hands with her 25-year-old boyfriend Casper Smart looking almost unrecognizable.

Meet The She-Butcher Of Brooklyn

What it's like to be a woman in a field where sometimes, your male bosses try to get you to eat a raw eyeball. Handling meat "makes you feel really tough." (Warning: not vegetarian friendly.)

Make Your Own Card For Prince William's 30th Birthday

Want to add to the pics below? Upload your own photo from Facebook, move things around, add text, and then print this out and mail it to Prince William (or someone else having a birthday who you actually know). Have fun!

It's No Longer Safe To Be A Douchebag

One of man-kind's finest achievements FINALLY gets used in the right way.

Alec Baldwin Jokes With David Letterman About Paparazzi Run-In

Alec Baldwin jokes with David Letterman about his recent run-in with the paparazzi.

George Clooney's Girlfriend Stacy Keibler Shows Off Ripped Abs Amidst Pregnancy Rumors

Stacy Keibler has crushed rumors she might be pregnant with abs of steel. George Clooney's girlfriend posted photos of herself working out in Italy yesterday with a perfectly sculpted six pack.

Kourtney Kardashian: Kris Jenner's Divorce Makes Me "Scared" To Marry Scott Disick

The reality star tells Oprah Winfrey she still feels the sting of her mom's 1990 split from the late Robert Kardashian, Sr.

How Do You Differentiate Your Brand Of Orange Juice?

By talking about gorillas on the label instead of the juice, that's how.

The Perils Of Viral Charity

Karen Klein, a viciously bullied bus monitor whose story spawned a fundraising campaign that's topped $180k, deserves her vacation, or maybe even retirement. But the man who started the campaign is now promoting a fundraising campaign for himself. That's not how charity works, dude! UPDATED

Knives Out! The Best Knives In America

The knife is perhaps the most basic, essential piece of kitchen technology. These guys make the best ones you can get.

Congresswomen Lose Softball Game To A Bunch Of Reporters

The Bad News Babes, a team of female reporters, defeated a team of congresswomen in the fourth annual Congressional Women's Softball Game in D.C. The congresswomen's team was simply called "Congress."

An Interview With The Guy Who Hacked Whitney Cummings's Twitter

Whitney Cummings's Twitter was hacked this week. I wanted to know: were the hackers fans of her show?

Rumor: Newly Single Johnny Depp Already Bought A Horse For Another Woman

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis just announced their breakup — and already the Daily Mail alleges he's hooking up with 26-year-old "bisexual actress" Amber Heard. (The two star together in The Rum Diary.) Apparently he also bought her a horse so they can "ride together." (Feel free to leave your puns about that in the comments.)

Gary Oldman Screams At NBA Players To Stop Acting

I guess he saw the trailer for Kevin Durant's Thunderstruck.

David Duke Endorses Charles Barron

Duke, former Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, supports Charles Barron, the "Pan-Africanist" New York City Councilman running for Congress.

What Will Happen To The Bush Tax Cuts?

BuzzFeed's Zeke Miller joined The Young Turks Power Panel to talk about whether President Obama will let the Bush tax cuts expire. "Is it good policy is one question, good politics is a different one," Miller said.

The Most Embarrassing NBA Bloopers Of 2012

The 2012 Washington Wizards were a goofy, goofy team.

Ann Curry Back On Today Show After Reports She Will Be Fired As Co-host

'Dream job': Curry, pictured here with co-host Matt Lauer (left) and the show's weather anchor Al Roker (right) will be ousted after Today lost its coveted spot as the top-rated morning show to ABC's Good Morning America

Julie Bowen Won An Award In This Dress Tops The Morning Links

It's like the designer just crumpled a bunch of fabric together and then stapled it in place. Plus, Kris Jenner may have staged Kim's sex tape and another 90s boy band is getting back together.

Mischa Barton Strips For Noel Gallagher Video

Marissa Cooper is back, everybody — and she's running around in a leopard-print matching bra and panties in slow motion.

Matt LeBlanc Doesn't Want A 'Friends' Reunion

We won't get to ask Joey "How you doin'?" any time soon -- since Matt LeBlanc says he's not interested in a Friends reunion. In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, LeBlanc, 44, says that bringing back Joey, Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe and R…

NBC Plans To Replace Ann Curry As 'Today' Show Host

According to the New York Times' Media Decoder, network executives are considering offering Curry a prestigious new gig in order to find Matt Lauer a new co-host. Curry, who was promoted to host after Meredith Vieira left the morning show in June 20…

Chandra Wisnu, The 'Bubble Skin Man,' Finally Diagnosed, Weighs Options (VIDEO)

Chandra Wisnu, the Indonesian man known as the "Bubble Skin Man," has spent the last 25 years trying to find a cure for the bizarre condition that caused bubble-like tumors to erupt on his body. Now, at last,he may have found the cause, thanks to Ma…

9 Songs That Would Make Great Theme Parties

Have you ever listened to a song and thought, “Hey, that would make a great theme party”? It’s a rare occurrence, but we recently heard Chumbawamba’s “Tubthumping” for the first time in a long time and were inspired to revive our pop-culture theme p…

Emmys 2012: Slay Belles: Portraits Of 7 Of TV's Most Gifted Comedy Actresses Gallery

Browse the Emmys 2012: Slay Belles: Portraits of 7 of TV's Most Gifted Comedy Actresses gallery on The Hollywood Reporter.

Actor Richard Lynch Dies At 76

Veteran actor Richard Lynch has died at the age of 76.   The actor, best known for playing villainous roles, passed away at his home in California. His body was discovered by a friend visiting as she hadn't heard from him for days. Lynch's spokes…

Merida In Brave And The Fiery Redhead Trope

Why Does Merida in Brave Have to Have Red Hair?

Jim Carrey Pulls Out Of Dumb And Dumber Sequel

"I would have thought Dumb and Dumber To was a no-brainer," the comedian sniped in a statement. "After all, it's implied in the title."

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape -- Kris Humphries Claims Kris Jenner Staged It

Kris Humphries trashed Kim Kardashian and her family in conversations and text messages to his former girlfriend, Myla Sinanaj ... telling her Kris Jenner…

Dave Chappelle In Austin: Hecklers Throw Off Comedy Legend's Texas Show

Move over, Neil Munro. When Dave Chappelle performed a show at The Paramount Theatre in Austin, Tex. on Tuesday, he was largely unable to get through his set due to hecklers mercilessly interrupting the legendary stand-up comic.

Adults Get Owned By Kids In Anti-Smoking Video

If this is on the up-and-up, this is one of the best ad stunts I've ever seen.

Giant Wombats Discovered In Ancient Graveyard

Approximately 50 of these rodents of unusual size were discovered in Australia. If they would have told me they were in the NYC subway system I would have believed them.

Ashton Kutcher Sues -- The DMV Sabotaged My Reality Show

Ashton Kutcher is trying to squeeze blood from a stone ... 'cause his production company is suing the broke-ass State of California for $1.4 mil ... after…

19 Canines Determined To Thwart The Dog Days Of Summer

You think you're hot? Trying dealing with this heat wave while wearing a fur coat.

Does Snooki Have "Pregnant Swag"?

She thinks that she does, whatever it means.

857 Empty School Desks

The desks represent the number of U.S. students who drop out of school every hour, every day. Powerful stuff.

Romney Campaign Billed Meeting Expense At Nightclub

A champagne bar in the bathroom.

Alec Baldwin Dropped His Pants On Letterman

And so did Dave! Almost makes us forget that other crazy thing Alec did lately. I can't even remember. What was it?

10 Movies That Make Us Hate Summer

Today’s excruciating weather seems like a fitting tribute to the film everyone loves to hate-watch in the summer: Jaws. We say hate with a grain of salt, obviously, because the tale about a great white terrorizing an island community is one of cinem…

University Uproar: Ouster Of UVA President Draws Fire

The upheaval at the University of Virginia just keeps getting worse. A week after the sudden removal of the school's popular president, Teresa Sullivan, surprised not only the campus community but also Sullivan herself, the university's vice rector …

McDonald's Photo Shoot: Why Burgers Look Different In Advertisements (VIDEO)

Why do the burgers in McDonald's advertisements look different than the ones you buy in a store? McDonald's Canada's director of marketing Hope Bagozzi answers that question in a new video.

Dirty Dozen: EWG Reveals List Of Pesticide-Heavy Fruits And Veggies

For the eighth year in a row, the nonprofit advocacy organization Environmental Working Group has released their list of the twelve most pesticide-laden fruits and vegetables on the market as part of their 2012 Shoppers Guide. Overall, they found th…

Watch Rob Portman Explain The Bush Budget Deficits

Republican Ohio Senator Rob Portman is considered a top choice to be Mitt Romney's running mate. One downside critics cite is his time serving as the Budget Director of Bush Administration. While Republicans hammer Obama for record deficits, Democrats argue Republican hypocrisy because of deficits created under President Bush. In this 2007 interview with Charlie Rose, Portman explains the Bush deficits and his plan for the budget.

Ann Romney's High Horse

Super Hit had Butorphanol, Delomidine, Romifidine, and Xylatine in its system at the time of his sale, according to court documents. Testified an expert: "In my 38 years of practice, I have never come across a drug screen such as this where the horse has been administered so many different medications at the same time."

Happy 30th Birthday, Prince William!

To send you good birthday vibes the good old fashioned American way, the BuzzFeed Shift editors made you this e-card with some of our favorite things. Feminine cats, Rihanna's Instagrams, Kate Middleton on Kate Upton's body, Eden Wood, etc.

Mom Of First IVF Baby Dies At 64

Lesley Brown, who gave birth to the first-ever baby conceived through in vitro fertilization in 1978, has died. Her daughter Louise, whose historic birth set off a media frenzy in the hospital, is now 33 with a child of her own.

Does Hermès Burn Its Own Bags? – Fashionista

Everyone was really outraged a few weeks ago when hack photographer Tyler Shields destroyed and then lit on fire that $100,000 Birkin. But, according to Mulberry’s Emma Hill, Hermès may be setting their own bags on fire. In an interview with the T…

Romney's Son Matt Pranks Him With The Schwarzenegger Sound Board

Archival footage of Romney's son trying to trick his very hungry dad into believing that the famous Schwarzenegger soundboard was bestowing the real Governator's endorsement during the primaries.

Microsoft’s Windows Phone 8 Event: A Partial Monty

Microsoft's San Francisco event showed off lots of technical improvements in the next version of its smartphone software. But it sees to be saving some of the good stuff for later announcements.

Chinese News Confuses Sex Toy For Mushroom

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys? You know, there are obvious things that are “funny” about this video, but if that really was a mushroom instead of a rubber vagina I would still think it was weird that they put it in a tub of water and had ever…

Ann Curry Set To Be Replaced On 'Today': NYT

NBC News is getting ready to replace Ann Curry as a co-host of the "Today" show, the New York Times reported on Wednesday. The paper wrote that Curry and NBC executives have begun discussing a transition out of her hosting role.

Stacy Keibler Shows Off Sexy Six-Pack Amidst Pregnancy Rumors

Despite reports to the contrary, Stacy Keibler isn't carrying George Clooney's child -- as her first official Instagram photo proves.

Supermodel Signatures: What Makes A Model Stand Out From The Crowd

Supermodels are having a resurgence. Our faves from the 80s and 90s are still popping up on runways (Alexander Wang), editorials (Naomi Campbell in W) and campaigns (Linda Evangelista for Prada eyewear). Doing any one job for 20+ years is pretty im…

Is Jeff Koons America’s Greatest Living Artist?

“ Bruce Nauman is the greatest living artist IMHO. Koons is not even close; there are lots of... ” Mona posted on Is Jeff Koons America's Greatest Living Artist? o…

Megan Fox Flaunts Baby Bump In Tight Mini-Dress

Brian Austin Green, 38, protectively tried to cover up his wife's growing baby bump during their stroll in Los Feliz, Calif. on Saturday. Green held on to Fox with one hand and used his other to try and cover her belly.

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VIDÉOS. Shia LaBeouf Nu Dans Le Clip De Sigur Ros

MUSIQUE - Shia LaBeouf se met à nu. Ce n'est pas pour un nouveau gel douche ou pour le teaser du prochain Transformers que l'acteur se retrouve en tenue d'Adam mais pour un clip très artistique.

Bike To Work, Earn Money For International Food Aid

A new app will donate money to the charity of your choice on your behalf. All you have to do is walk, run, or bike—anywhere, any time.

Shane Dawson News - YouTube Sensation Shane Dawson Shares Cover Art For New Single (EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK)

He’s got one of the most subscribed YouTube channels out there, and now, Celebuzz is giving you a first look at Shane Dawson‘s cover art for his new track, “The Vacation Song.”

Is Yves Saint Laurent Going To Change Its Name?

It’s understandable for a new creative director to want to make a few changes at his new label–wouldn’t that kinda be why he was hired in the first place? But we just heard a rumor about a major change new YSL creative director Hedi Slimane is consi…

Los Angeles Lakers Rumors: Deals LA Should Stay Away From This Summer

The Los Angeles Lakers will need depth next season. There will be tons of offseason moves that they will consider, and everyone not named Kobe Bryant could be a target in the City of Angels.

Halle Berry Child Support: Actress Ordered To Pay Gabriel Aubry $20,000 A Month

Having a child with ex-girlfriend Halle Berry turned out to be profitable for Gabriel Aubry.

'Bethenny' Talk Show Ratings See Sharp Drop After Strong Start

A week into the six-week test run of the syndicated talk show Bethenny on six Fox TV stations, there is cause for both concern and celebration. PHOTOS: The 'Ex-Real Housewives' Club

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2012 NBA Free Agents: Power Ranking The Top 50

While there are some superstars in this year's pool, complementary pieces—the players needed to polish off a contending roster or provide an added punch to reeling ones—reign supreme.

Ellen DeGeneres: Check Out Portia’s New Tattoo!

Ellen DeGeneres: Check out Portia’s New Tattoo!

2 Stocks Under $5 To Buy, 2 To Sell

NEW YORK (TheStreet) -- Touting low-priced stocks -- it has become a rather lucrative industry. Sadly, very few people who cover the segment do credible and responsible jobs.

Are Mary-Kate Olsen And Olivier Sarkozy Fashion’s New Power Couple?

This image of 25-year-old Mary-Kate Olsen, strolling with her rumored 42-year-old boyfriend Olivier Sarkozy, and his tween daughter, has been making the rounds on the internet. And it’s not hard to see why. Reactions range from disbelief–Suri’s Burn…

Interview: Christine Love On Creating Inclusive Games From 1UP.com

Though Christine Love has been careful about assigning a gender to the protagonists in her games, the developer admits off-record that her silent "heroes' are usually heroines. "A lot of [my games] feature silent, featureless protagonists for the pl…

Chinese News Team Mistakes Pleasure Device For Mysterious Mushroom (Morning Links)

From a news report in China, village finds “mysterious mushroom” that’s actually a Fleshlight. “At the same time, we discovered this plant has many stories online.” Lady, you don’t know the half of it. “There is a rumor that Emperor Qingshi while lo…

Smart Car Twitter Response Is Brilliant

Internet users beware: Companies are watching what you say about them, and they are not afraid to strike.

"WiFight" By Ben Kling

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Georgia Salpa Needs To Adjust Herself, So Do We [33 PHOTOS]

Georgia Salpa, the Irish glamour model who can’t seem to keep her top on in the likes of Zoo, Nuts, and FHM, was recently photographed catching some rays poolside. It makes absolute sense that with a pair of stunners like those, making adjustments i…

66 Sexiest Non-American Athletes To Look For At The London Olympic Games [PHOTOS]

You know what’s great about the upcoming 2012 London Olympics? The way that we can show off our admiration for athletes around the world–especially the amazing ladies of Russia, Brazil, Great Britain, and other foreign lands that speak the internati…

Will Cowork For Food: San Francisco's Forage Kitchen Aims To Be A Hub For Food Lovers

Now Rabins and ForageSF are back with a new project called Forage Kitchen, a physical home for San Francisco's craft food scene—everyone from aspiring entrepreneurs to hobbyists. Currently in its Kickstarter phase, if funded the kitchen will become …

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Six Progressive Women Of Retro Gaming From 1UP.com

he 8-bit era of gaming established one hard-and-fast rule, largely borrowed from adventure-based fiction: women are for saving. Donkey Kong in particular set a narrative standard that would be plagiarized for years to come: your adventure starts at …

"Congressional Private Parts Guidelines" By Julie Shain

Michigan State Rep. Lisa Brown was temporarily banned from speaking on the House floor for a day, on account of her saying the word “vagina” during ... Read "Congressional Private Parts Guidelines" and more funny articles on CollegeHumor

Karrueche Tran Could Be Pregnant, Chris Brown Could Be A Father

Yes. You read that title right. Karrueche Tran might be pregnant and Chris Brown might be the father. Commence the panic attack.

Miley Cyrus News - Miley Cyrus' Engagement

Ever since Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth got engaged on May 31, people haven’t been able to stop speculating about their nuptials — from the wedding dress, to the ring and even how thin she will be walking down the aisle.

‘The Idler Wheel’: Fiona Apple’s Incredibly Sane Masterwork

But this is the narrative we’re stuck with: Crazy Fiona Apple disappears for years before surfacing with a new album about her feelings that just happens to be worth hearing. Even when her live shows are flawless and then the early singles are excel…

Mind-Blowing Text Portraits Of Famous Musicians And Artists

Thanks to My Modern Met, here’s a late addition to the roundup readable art that we posted over the weekend: the lovely text portraits of German photographer Ralph Ueltzhoeffer. Using biographical information about his subjects that’s readily availa…

Science Fiction Films Cleverly Reimagined As Pulp Classics

Thanks to the eagle-eyed editors over at Poster Collective, we’ve been turned on to the work of Tim Anderson, a concept designer for Electronic Arts in Salt Lake City. In particular, we’re excited by his series of illustrated movie posters for scien…

Shia LaBeouf Shows Full-Frontal Nudity In Sigur Ros' Odd Music Clip (Video)

Shia LaBeouf has come a long way from his days on Disney Channel. The former Even Stevens star, now best known for his role in the Transformers movies, appears in a new video by Icelandic indie group Sigur Ros where he reveals more than just his em…

Jack Osbourne’s Family Rallies After Multiple Sclerosis Diagnosis

Since revealing this week he has been diagnosed with multiple sclerosis, Jack Osbourne and his family have been speaking out about how it is affecting their lives. "It's just one of those things you take as it comes," Jack, 26, told People. "It's a…

Obama Campaign Sets New Young-Hollywood Fundraiser (Exclusive)

Building on President Barack Obama’s recent private meeting with many of Hollywood’s leading young talents, a group drawn from the entertainment industry’s youthful elite and chaired by actor Jared Leto will stage their own Los Angeles fundraising r…

Pakistan's Supreme Court Fires Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani

For anyone hoping to see a Pakistani civilian government complete a full five-year term without any interruption, this verdict was sorely disappointing. On Tuesday, Pakistan’s Supreme Court ruled that Yousaf Raza Gilani can no longer continue as Pri…

One Direction To Open For Olympics Closing Ceremony

Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson and Niall Horan of One Direction have been selected to represent the UK by performing at the closing ceremony of the 2012 Summer Olympics held in London. They will be performing their multi-plati…

The Voice Of Burt The Cab On ‘Wizards Of Waverly Place’ Thinks Women Aren’t Funny

Some old irrelevant guy who used to be kind of famous as a sidekick to more famous people told a dying print publication, The New York Post, that he thinks women aren’t funny. Adam Carolla — whose most notable work since living in the shadows of Dr.…

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8 Embarrassing Things You Do In Public That You Hope Nobody Notices

To be considered functioning, well-rounded members of society, there are various unwritten societal norms that each of us must adhere to. Certain behaviors are intolerable in the public eye – rendering those who engage in them as societal defects. W…

Change.org Drops Michelle Rhee Group Under Pressure From Progressives

WASHINGTON -- In a surprising reversal, Change.org, the progressive online powerhouse that channels grassroots energy into petition-based activism, has dropped two anti-union clients, including Michelle Rhee's StudentsFirst, according to multiple so…

Ron Paul Admits He's On Social Security, Even Though He Believes It's Unconstitutional

Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas) may rail against Social Security insolvency in the public eye, but that hasn't stopped him from accepting the government checks.

Ségolène Royal Brise Une Loi électorale Et Risque Jusqu'à 75.000 Euros D'amende Et L'inéligibilité

Ségolène Royal risque d'être sanctionnée. En annonçant à 19h50, soit dix minutes avant la fermeture des bureaux de vote, sa défaite face à Falorni lors du second tour des législatives, la candidate PS a brisé une règle électorale. Le Conseil Supéri…

Maggie Gyllenhaal: Supermarket Stop With Gloria Ray!

Maggie Gyllenhaal keeps it cool and shady as she steps out with her 2-month-old daughter Gloria Ray on Saturday (June 16) in New York City.

'Hangover 2' -- WB Crushes Louis Vuitton In Luggage War

If you ever wanted to hear a federal judge break down a joke from "Hangover 2" and explain why it was (or wasn't) funny ... you're in luck ... 'cause it…

Lawyer Sues "The Oatmeal" And Charities After Fans Raise $200K

The Oatmeal creator Matthew Inman first made waves when, in the face of a defamation suit from FunnyJunk.com and lawyer Charles Carreon, his fans raised $100K in less than a day. Now Carreon is actually taking him--and his charitable beneficiaries--…

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