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June 9, 2012

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According to the Miami Herald, a law enforcement source said an autopsy did not reveal any human flesh in the stomach of Rudy Eugene, who was shot by police while chewing off the face of a homeless man on Miami's busy MacArthur Causeway.

The news on Wednesday sounded like the setup for a lame Silicon Valley joke. Russian hackers stole 6 million passwords from LinkedIn. Did they mistranslate “world’s largest professional network” as “professional network that people actually use”? Wh…

The latest from designer Stephen Wildish tests your comedy film knowledge with simple A-Z illustrations. I'll get us started: A is for Anchorman...

Happy birthday to Johnny Depp and Natalie Portman! This day must be magic! They've been famous (and beautiful and talented and awesome) for so long that it's really hard to imagine life without these two.

Porn star Luka Rocco Magnotta killed, had sex with and then dismembered his lover, but now there is concrete evidence that he ate him, too. Despite the rash of cannibalism recently, Cenk and Ana Kasparian try to convince us that there is no zombie a…

The world of elite New York City private schools was rocked this week by allegations in a special New York Times Magazine report alleging decades of sexual abuse at one of the most well-respected institutions in the country.

After several teases (and meta-teases), this Friday sees the release of "Prometheus." The highly anticipated film, which stars Noomi Rapace, Charlize Theron and Michael Fassbender, marks the end of director Ridley Scott's 30-year hiatus from the sci…

Prometheus (20th Century Fox), Ridley Scott’s return to visionary science fiction three decades after Alien and Blade Runner, opens big, with an aerial 3-D camera sweeping low over panoramic landscapes so vast and bleak it’s as if the location scout…

Every parent dreams of having a kid who's a genius, or a star athlete, or something else that makes them famous by proxy. But not everything can be gymnastics and violins. What if your youngster is a genius at bullfighting, or precision shooting? Do…

The Nike Air Yeezy 2 is set to hit stores this Saturday worldwide, retailing for $245. But demand is so high that a pre-ordered pair went on eBay this Wednesday and sold for a whopping $900,300 after 84 bids.

"Jersey Shore" star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is the latest celebrity to have her naked photos leaked online.

The Vice President invites the press and their families to his home at the Naval Observatory every year. My son's excuse for dousing David Brooks: "Biden told me to!"

Nick Stern uses Banksy's world-renowned street paintings as inspiration for his amazing photographs. The project, entitled "You Are Not Banksy," is shining fresh light on these striking images.

New couple alert! Ellen Page, of quirky indie fame, and Alexander Skarsgard, Swedish beefcake, were spotted attending the Stanley Cup final together in Los Angeles yesterday. Additionally, they were wearing matching shoes. Why don’t you just strip d…

Here's the plan: We go to court for our towed car and we demand... $500 BILLION!

The moment Junior Alexander Guy activated his very first cell phone, calls started rolling in. He was threatened, harassed and accused of murder at all hours of the day and night, according to the Orlando Sun-Sentinel.

They look real, but with Photoshop these days you never know.

The mom-to-be must be mortified that these intimate shots got out -- what a nightmare! Snooki is focusing on becoming a mother, but now she has another is

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Dem babies are pool babies! Mariah Carey and husband Nick Cannon recently posted this photo of the Grammy-winning mama swimming with her 1-year-old twins Monroe and Moroccan on dembabies.com, the site where the couple share family pics.

As Father’s Day approaches, it may be time to rethink the question of a father’s rights and responsibilities, to take some of our most cherished and unexamined slogans and see if they are fair. (This is a dangerous prospect: Obviously there is a rea…

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Confused, baffled, mystified - all of these things - they just don't get it. You need to speak slower. Also, a lovely Hundred Acre Wood theme just to bring the whole delightful tableau together.

This HD time-lapse video by Cameron Michael beautifully captures everything from yoga in the park to the high line, with plenty of people watching, bright lights, and gorgeous skylines. Viva NYC!

If you want some perspective on just how benighted the Roman Catholic Church looks today on the subject of women, consider Hildegard of Bingen. Hildegard was a German Benedictine nun in the 12th century and a leading feminist writer of her time. But…

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Does playing God onscreen give you unique insight into deity? The Science Channel seems to think so: It cast Morgan Freeman as the host of its new series, "Through the Wormhole With Morgan Freeman."

Even though I'm so happy for Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's engagement, I really wish Rob and Kristen had broken their news first since a new report clai

This is a pretty big endorsement for the gay community. Go Carrie!

Lindsay Lohan has been released from the hospital after totaling her car this afternoon in L.A.A rep for Lindsay tells us, the actress was on her way to…

NEW YORK — The comic mechanics on NPR's "Car Talk" are pulling in to the garage. Brothers Tom and Ray Magliozzi said Friday they will stop making new episodes of their joke-filled auto advice show at the end of September, 25 years after "Car Talk" b…

Don Rickles told a racial joke Thursday night at the American Film Institute’s tribute to Shirley MacLaine that may have been more appropriate half a century ago at the Friar's Club. This time, though, the object of Rickles' mockery wasn't Sammy Dav…

In the world of illustrator Fabian Ciraolo's fantastic imagination, Frida Kahlo listens to Daft Punk and the Thundercats chicks rock thrift-store vintage. What, you didn't know about Princess Diana's wolf tattoos?

...a Shar Pei pooch named Cleopatra! These two little guys were born to a mother who wouldn't or couldn't feed them, so the Russian zoo where they were born brought in an adorably wrinkly reinforcement.

Details about  Lindsay Lohan's car accident  have been released by the Santa Monica Police Department.

From low-key backyard cookouts to elegant rooftop fetes, you'll need plenty of different dresses to get you through this summer's various activities. Here's our edit of the best styles for under $150. Grab one from each category and you're set for t…

A startlingly listless President Obama appeared in the White House press room yesterday morning, spoke some dull preliminaries about the European financial crisis — and then slipped and tumbled headfirst into re-election quicksand from which he will…

What does the woman who has everything get the man who has everything for his birthday? If you're Kim Kardashian, you buy your boyfriend Kanye West a rare…

This whimsical stop-motion video is the perfect way to kick off Euro 2012, which began yesterday. Gooooooooooooooal!

Can leather and suede clothes really work for summer? The Fashion Mailbag says, yes, sometimes.

Awkward pouts, happily glazed-over eyes, giddy couples and grinning friends — these photo booth pictures are just like yours. Only, they’re not. They’re very old. Check out this delightful bunch of vintage photo booth pictures curated by These Ameri…

Former Lost star Henry Ian Cusick will not be returning for the second season of ABC's Scandal. The actor and showrunner Shonda Rhimes came to the mutual decision for him not to come back for the second year of the D.C.-set political fixer drama, Th…

Latin America is home to the strongest banks overall, according to the Weiss ranking, while Europe and Asia, along with one embattled U.S. financial giant, dominated a ranking of the world's weakest banks.

“ All great choices! I'd add Aisha Tyler as well. She's got The Talk, Archer and her hilarious... ” lalee posted on TV's Most Versatile Actresses on Saturday Jun…

You might think this job is all glitz and glamour and sex with promiscuous women all while floating on a sea of lethargy, but that’s only most of it. 100% if I had to put a number on it. The other part is having days like today where absolutely noth…

If this didn’t work, it’s hard to imagine that Dennis Leary in lipstick will for the next game. Watch "Maria Menounos' Failed Attempt at Pumping Up the Boston Celtics" and more funny videos on CollegeHumor

Daniel Tosh will pay dearly for insinuating Rob Dyrdek diddles 12-year-old boys -- in fact, sources close to the "Fantasy Factory" star tell TMZ, Dyrdek…

Yancey County is located in the mountainous western stretch of North Carolina, about 45 minutes from Asheville. The county's population is less than 18,000, and yet it has two local papers to serve it: the Yancey Common Times Journal, which has been…

Last month, we reported that Jane Eyre and Sin Nombre director Cary Fukunaga is working with Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey on and HBO cop drama. And that made sense: a successful, young indie filmmaker working with A-list actors on a proje…

The report is sure to reignite a long-simmering debate over public health and religious liberties: the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) reported on Thursday that 11 baby boys in New York City were infected with herpes between Nov. 20…

Back in April 2011, Lindsay Lohan was rumored/her mom was telling everyone she’d be playing Victoria Gotti in Gotti: Three Generations thus kicking off The Return of Lindsay Lohan: America’s Acting Princess. In fact, Lindsay even went so far as to s…

(NASHVILLE, Tenn.) — Bob Welch, a former member of Fleetwood Mac who also had a solo career, died Thursday of a self-inflicted gunshot wound, police said. He was 65. Police spokesman Don Aaron said Welch's wife found him with a chest wound at their …

1UP took a slightly different tack to categories this year, though. Most publications' E3 voting (including our own in years past) observes standard formats such as "best of platform" or "best of genre," but it's occurred to us that those categories…

Yesterday Hayley came into work wearing the most perfect raglan-type short sleeved sweatshirt with the sleeves rolled just-so. It was thin enough to tuck into high waisted jeans. It was perfect. I wanted it. How much would I have to spend to get tha…

Brian Presley had a starring role in sports tear-jerker Touchback, and now he's playing a starring role in a series of come-ons model Melissa Stetten posted to Twitter, which later went viral.

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Here at Flavorpill, we love a good story. And while we generally get our fix from novels and short stories, sometimes the lives of the authors are just as fascinating as the lives of the characters they create (some of them even have biopics — or mo…

1 Sorry Burnsday is late, I was traveling all day and no one bothered to tell me my favorite post never went live. So move over DAR, it’s pokie time. 2 3 4 5 6 …

We interview FFXIV's new producer, Naoki Yoshida, about reviving a dead MMO and the game's ambitious plans for version 2.0.

Hipster Belle, Hipster Ariel, and Hipster Rapunzel If you've been following our cosplay posts, you've already seen the work of David Ngo, AKA DTJAAAAM. He's

Lindsay Lohan has been hospitalized in Santa Monica after being involved in a car accident Friday. The actress was driving a black Porsche on Pacific Coast Highway in Santa Monica around noon when it struck the back of an 18-wheeler truck. She and …

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The trio discussed their work, personal lives, Kourtney's decision not marry Scott Disick and their nail polish line, which was worn by Kimmel. Kim even told Kimmel that she “should thank" him for his part in her getting to know her new boyfriend, K…

The Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Fla., has hanged an effigy of President Barack Obama from a gallows on its front lawn, a move DWOC pastor Terry Jones said was in response to Obama's recent endorsement of same-sex marriage, as well as …

Ashley Greene sparkles as she arrives at the 2012 CMT Music Awards held at Bridgestone Arena on Wednesday (June 6) in Nashville, Tenn.

Jennifer Nicole Lee in South Beach, FL. (June 7, 2012) - Photo: Splash News

By ANTHONY MCCARTNEY, Associated Press LOS ANGELES — Lindsay Lohan emerged uninjured from a collision with a dump truck on a coastal highway near Los Angeles on Friday, returning to the set of her new movie hours after the accident left the sports c…

Visiting the doctor digitally could lower health care costs considerably. A new startup is making it happen.

The co-host of Euro 2012, which starts Friday, has a complicated past. But this time, it may just change history.

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It wouldn’t be a Friday afternoon if Lindsay Lohan wasn’t totaling her car by smashing it into the back of 18-wheelers on the Pacific Coast Highway. That’s a new Friday afternoon rule I just made up. But it works because that’s exactly what Lilo did…

The New England Journal of Medicine recently reported on the 69 year-old man in the photo above. Constant sun exposure to one side of his face resulted in premature aging, though, the other side doesn't look too bad for 69. The condition is called u…

Big Time Rush is ready to hit the road this summer, but before they do, the guys have some new tunes for their fans. Not only did Celebuzz reveal the lyrics

The 42-year-old actress and mother-of-one, who stars as Meredith Grey on ABC’s hit medical drama, was seen frolicking on the beaches of Maui on Thursday. Showing off her toned bikini bod, Pompeo was all smiles as she took a dip in the ocean wearing …

Drew Barrymore got married over the weekend, to beau and alleged baby daddy, Will Kopelman. The internet’s been buzzing for a few weeks now about her dress, which turned out to be Chanel, designed by none other than Karl Lagerfeld himself, People is…

Tired of multiple-exposure photography? Once, before it was a trend, it was a brand new technique, a parlor trick for “spirit photography” and an invitation to experimentation. We’ve dug up a few of these early successes and plucked particularly int…

Reimagining classic sci-fi stories as Dr. Seuss might have written and illustrated them is officially a thing. Last year, DeviantART’s DrFaustusAU brought us a Seussian version of H.P. Lovecraft’s The Call of Cthulhu, and has gone on to make similar…

The film encompasses everything people have come to associate with the City of Light and it’s most decadent time — a sexy and romantic, artistically vibrant, and culturally fascinating period. The lavish city has been the setting for many stories in…

Paramount has released the trailer for the Denzel Washington drama Flight, in which the actor portrays a moody pilot who makes a miraculous, Captain Sully-style crash landing -- and, afterward, must come to grips with overnight celebrity and persona…

The stuttering country singer featured on this week’s episode of America’s Got Talent has come under fire for allegedly lying about his military background.

(ATLANTA) — Megachurch pastor and televangelist Creflo Dollar — who has drawn scrutiny for his flashy lifestyle and preaching that prosperity is good — was arrested early Friday after authorities say he slightly hurt his 15-year-old daughter in a fi…

This weekend in Anaheim, Calif., Major League Gaming expects to break every viewing record they’ve ever set. Several tournaments will go on at once — one in StarCraft II, one in League of Legends and one in fighting games Mortal Kombat, Soul Calibur…

Donald Trump is threatening to sue a Miss Universe contestant who accused him of rigging the Miss USA pageant held this past Sunday night. 27-year-old Miss Pennsylvania Sheena Monnin resigned her title and quit the Miss Universe Organization on Tue…

America's Got Talent contestant Timothy Michael Poe is digging a bigger hole with his fake sob story about combat injuries received while serving with the National Guard in Afghanistan. Now, U.S. Army Staff Sgt. Norman Bone has come forward saying t…

I don't typically get excited about the prospect of yet another cooking competition. I limit my viewership to Top Chef, and if there's a lack of other

Just a short list of the things I would do if I could do it all over again…. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 …

June 8, 2012 | Author: Bob | In: Beautiful, Girls, Hot Women

What’s worse than a bad movie? A good movie that gets suddenly ruined by one bad scene–or some stupid casting, or just one lousy detail that completely derails the film experience and reminds you that you’re sitting in a room with a bunch of idiots …

Accidentally flashing your business on a windy day is traumatizing enough for anyone (except maybe the Lindsay-Paris-Britney trifecta of 2006), but for a woman as dignified as the queen, it's simply not an option. So how does her wardrobe team preve…

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have only been engaged for, like, 10 seconds, but designers are already anticipating what she'll wear when she walks down the aisle.

VIDÉOS - Durant sa cavale, Luka Rocco Magnotta s'est filmé à plusieurs reprises et a publié ses vidéos sur YouTube. Trois nouvelles vidéos du tueur présumé sont donc en ligne, une façon pour le dépeceur de Montréal de narguer la population et les en…

A massive, 60-page omnibus bill that drastically limits abortion access and could shut down all abortion clinics in the state is being rushed through the Michigan State House of Representatives on Thursday.

The following is an excerpt from Stuff Every American Should Know[Quirk Books, $9.95] by Joseph D’Agnese and Denise Kiernan. Most of us read for entertainment, but American thought has long been shaped by powerful works of fiction and nonfiction tha…

She was smoking hot before she charred herself!

API'll Have Another walks in the barn with groom Benjamin Perez after a morning workout at Belmont Park, Friday, June 8, 2012 in Elmont, N.Y. The Triple Crown hopeful runs Saturday in the Belmont

Well since the divorce rate in Hollywood is way above the national average, how about wait for awhile. This couple has broken up a couple of times haven’t they? And it hasn’t always been a “nice” break up. She has conducted her life for the most pa…

Alexander Skarsgard has reportedly landed a new modeling gig – for Calvin Klein‘s men’s fragrance!

Madonna and boyfriend Brahim Zaibat hold hands while getting off a plane on Tuesday (June 5) in Istanbul, Turkey.

Apparently there’s been a rumor going around that Miley Cyrus cuts herself which she decided to respond to by letting her friend “chucksvintage” tweet a photo of her to Instagram yesterday where she’s cutting herself in a bathroom because that’ll sh…

Imagine the most terrifying thing you could ever imagine. Are you doing it? I’ll wait until you think of it, I know it’s early. You there yet? Are you thinking of the possibility that a stranger will push you onto the subway tracks while you’re wait…

In New York, some people mark the beginning of summer as the day the MTA turns on the air conditioning in the subway cars. For me, summer starts that first Saturday when everyone flees to their summer shares and the city empties out giving the remai…

YouTube gave children an audience, but no one ever told those children, "Hey, you're not going to make a decent piece of original work for over a decade, so please keep the creative stuff to yourself and your small group of friends (clay or otherwis…

Captain America: The First Avenger was a huge success, raking in more than $176 million at the box office while perfectly setting up the super soldier’s introduction into The Avengers. And since The Avengers also made a zillion bucks, it’s safe to s…

These kittens are competing in the synchronized kitten program at the 2014 Cat Olympics.

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The new Spidercat is improved from the old spider cat because this spider cat slowly walks down walls.

Rafalca will compete in a selection trial in Gladstone, New Jersey with trainer Ebeling.

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