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June 20, 2012

Trend Alert - Hair Chains Photo

I don't know if the incredible Chanel Pre Fall 2012 collection where the models were rockin dreads and hair chains had anything to do with this but hair chains are popping up everywhere! I greet this trend with open arms since we were running out of…

2012 NBA Finals: Breaking Down The Officiating, Are The Refs Favoring Miami?

The world's hatred for LeBron James and the Miami Heat has led many fans to blame the refs for all of their big wins. I'm obviously guilty of this, and while sometimes it's wrong, lately, it seems like the Heat are getting more and more preferential…

Dwarf Actor Who Played An Ewok Caught Exposing Himself On A Train

Nicholas Read, a dwarf actor who played an Ewok in Return of the Jedi and a goblin in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, recently admitted flashing his wiener at a college girl on a train, then snapping a picture of her reaction. He could receiv…

11 Ways Your Pets Are Secretly Killing You

Oh, you love your pet? Hope you enjoy loving it IN YOUR EARLY GRAVE. Here's all the gross diseases it can give you.

Future Of Skin Care

The latest viral buzz from

What Paper Means In Prison

A phone embedded in the short story "Lonely Heart," in what seems to be a copy of "Guys & Dolls: The Stories of Damon Runyon."

These Tampa Bay Rays "Throwbacks" Are Awesome

I'm in awe of how great these are.

Be Cooler

Every time I buy an air conditioner it's a sweaty late-afternoon act of desperation. Don't be like me — read this guide to buying the perfect window unit. Related: I have never felt such lust for an inanimate object as I do for the Friedrich air conditioner mentioned here. A quiet window unit? What????

Dr. Ruth Says She Would "Go For A Night" With Christian Grey

In two enthusiastic video reviews of Fifty Shades Of Grey, 84-year-old sex therapist Dr. Ruth Westheimer admits: "I'm not saying it's fantastic literature, but it certainly is a good read. (Warning: spoilers ahead!)

22 Non-Pornographic Forms Of Porn

People love to talk about "food porn" — but it's just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to porn. There are a ton of communities online that use it differently. Here are some of those that you may be interested in.

45 Fabulous Hats From The Royal Ascot

See what the Queen, Prince Harry's ex, and more random flamboyant people are wearing to the UK's famous races.

Obama Would Make A Better Sugar Daddy Than Romney, The Experts Say

A sugar-daddy "dating" website claims that its users would rather be wined and dined by Obama than Romney. 30,000 women participated in an unscientific survey.

A Bunch Of NBA Players Follow Porn Stars And Booty Models On Twitter

Guys, you know we can all see who you follow, right?

Study: Kids Of Lesbian Moms "Doing Very Well"

Last week, a sociologist wrote that children of moms in same-sex relationships had trouble later in life. But now, another research team says one common critique of lesbian parenting — the lack of male role models — actually doesn't hurt kids.

Is Kate Upton The First Social Media Supermodel?

When Kate Upton’s GQ cover hit this morning, we’re sure ours weren’t the only jaws to drop. There are few models who look (or move!) like Kate. Likewise, there are few models who have enjoyed such a meteoric rise to fame and success. But make no mis…

Rafalca Vs. An American Family: Who Spends More?

The average American family received a $1k tax credit for a child, while the Romneys received a $77,000 tax credit for the horse. That means the average American family received about 1.3% of the Romney horse tax credit.

Kristen Stewart, Age 22, Is Hollywood's Highest Paid Actress

At 22, Twilight star Kristen Stewart isn't just the leading lady of Forbes' highest-paid actress list — she's also the youngest by 16 years. (The second youngest is 38-year-old Kristen Wiig, who's ranked ninth.) K. Stew, who made $34.5 million between May 2011 and May 2012, jumped to first from fifth place on last year's rankings.

Adidas' Shackle-Sneakers Were An Accidental Artistic Homage

Jeremy Scott's now-canceled shackle-sneakers weren't designed with race (or modern art) in mind. But they're strikingly similar to the work of a prominent African-American artist who's not a big fan of shoe culture.

Something's Not Right Here And Other Links

Indigenous people don't wear flip flops! Plus, we'll see how many of you caught that sarcasm and a collection of ridiculous sex tips from Cosmo Magazine.

Most Costume Changes In A One-Take Music Video

Eytan Oren set this world record with RecordSetter, a video network featuring the best in human achievement.

NBA Trade Rumors: Ranking The Biggest Trade Targets This Offeseason

As the NBA season comes to an end, there will be a lot of interesting stories this offseason with trade rumors.  It's clear some guys want out, while others may have no choice but to go elsewhere in the league.

13 Steps To Get You Through The Heatwave

Feeling too hot? Cool off instantly by reading this post.

31 Insanely Easy And Clever DIY Projects

These are the kind of simple projects for the laziest and most inept of crafters. Even if you can barely operate a drill, you can do most of these projects — and in less than an hour.

When Marco Rubio Didn't Endorse Mitt Romney

The Senator from Florida endorsed Mike Huckabee over Mitt Romney in the 2008 Republican primary because he was a "Reagan conservative." The Romney campaign downplayed Rubio's endorsing his rival in 2008, noting he had been endorsed by three former Speakers of the Florida House, and saying "three speakers beat one."

The Only 20 Books You'll Ever Need To Read In Life

I think. I don't know? Maybe. Yes, definitely!

This Motorcycle Is Made Of Wood And Driven By Kittens

Even the gas tank is a wooden barrel. Aside from a small Fiat motor, virtually everything on the chopped chopper (boo) is fashioned from black locust wood. The kittens, however, are made of kitten.

What's Your Animal Personality Type?

The Myers-Briggs Type Indicator is an expansion of Carl Jung's ideas about personality types, expressed in one of 16 four-letter acronyms that express your dominant traits. The official test is available online.

Catholic League President: "Jews Had Better Not Make Enemies Of Their Catholic Friends"

A flame war with Rabbi Waskow. Child rape and long noses.

The 25 Faces Fans Make Right Before Being Hit With A Foul Ball

And a few fly-away bats for good measure.

Latest "Where The Hell Is Matt" Might Make You Cry

The globetrotting Youtube star unites the world with dance yet again, even in war-torn Syria. Drowning in warm fuzzies. The dancers in Damascus were blurred out for their own safety.

Here's What The New Windows Phone Looks Like

There's a lot of fascinating new behind-the-scenes stuff in Windows Phone 8, and some bad news for people who want to upgrade their current Windows Phone handsets, but the biggest change is the new homescreen. This is probably the most elegant widget system out there right now.

Career Confidential: A Librarian Deals With Creeps, Crazies And Husband-Beaters

If you think libraries are quiet places, think again.

Powerful Child Abuse Ads

This campaign won a Gold Lion yesterday at Cannes. Via Mexico.

Behind The Scenes At A McDonald's Food Photo Shoot

Why does McDonald's food look so much better in the ads than at the restaurant? Watch as the director of marketing for McDonald's Canada buys a Quarter Pounder at McDonald's and compares that to a burger prepared by a food stylist and retouched in p…

VIDEO: The DOs And DON'Ts Of Gaming Gender Relations

We admit, not everyone will be swayed by our recent focus on sexism and misogyny in video games. So, thanks to the recent scientific discovery that each picture does indeed contain 1000 words, we have strung several hundred of them together; and, wh…

Top Doctor's Chilling Claim: The NHS Kills Off 130,000 Elderly Patients Every Year

Worrying claim: Professor Patrick Pullicino said doctors had turned the use of a controversial 'death pathway' into the equivalent of euthanasia of the elderly

Comedians Mock Adam Carolla's "Women Aren't Funny" Comment

The Man Show creator recently told the Post that women aren't funny and that comedy shows are forced against their will to hire these (naturally) unfunny ladies. Comedians lashed out on Twitter and Tumblr to tell him he was the unfunny one.

This Whale Just Spewed Rainbows

It's like Nyan Cat, only real.

Why Do Men's Magazines Love Flag Bikinis?

Kate Upton's breasts could have been barely restrained by a solid white, black, or red bikini for her new GQ cover — but no, the magazine dressed her in a flag-inspired triangle top. Because something about a flag pattern just seems to just do it for her male audience.

25 Things You Might Not Know About Futurama

Futurama comes back tonight (hooray!) and to celebrate, here's a massive heaping of some of the show's nerdiest trivia!

Hot Or Not Carly Rae Jepsen Channels CleopatraAnd Poses With Two Half-Naked Men Photo Crystaldots' Photos

The MuchMusic Video Awards (think Canadian version of the MTV Music Video Awards) just happened this past weekend, and a lot of our American celebs attended, such as Katy Perry, Justin Bieber, LMFAO, and one of our favorite singers, Carly Rae Jepsen…

PSA Shows Us A World Without Math

Damn math, why you gotta be so crucial to all aspects of civilization? There are millions of kids who'd love to be able to complain about how hard geometry is. Let's help them.

21 Pictures That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity

People aren't always awful. Sometimes, they're maybe even just a little bit wonderful. Here are 21 pictures to remind you of that fact.

How To Animate Your Twitter Avatar

Ever wonder how people get animated Twitter avatars? Or why yours don't work? Here's the secret to making your Twitter avatar 100 times better and/or more obnoxious.

The Greatest Battles Between Celebrities And Paparazzi

Luckily other paps were around to capture their peers getting beat up.

Someone Please Make These: Instaglasses

German designer Markus Gerke came up with an idea for sunglasses with Instagram filters built in. My only critique of this hypothetical product? Make the frames some sick Oakley wraparounds.

"Call Me, Maybe" Is Way Deeper Than You Thought

I'll never be able to listen to Carly Rae the same Carly way.

The Greatest, Most Dramatic Picture You Will Ever See Of A Fugitive Seal Caught In The Act

Two seals escaped from the Duluth Zoo last night after massive flooding. This picture is lit'rally the best thing ever. EVER.

Jay-Z Sued By Writer Patrick White Who Claims Rapper 'Didn't Write His Own Memoir'

It is a bizarre lawsuit even by showbiz standards. For it has emerged rapper Jay-Z is being sued by a writer who claims his work was illegally used in the star's memoir.

The Hottest Day EVER

I don't think Baltimore will survive. (Via Baltimore Media Blog)

Fossilized Turtles Died While Totally Doing It

47 Million years ago, one turtle looked at another and asked if her shell was dented from when she fell from heaven. Then they fell into a poisonous volcanic lake, and were discovered by scientists just now.

Extreme Close-Up Of An Interracial Kiss

It's an ad for Averna Cream, a liqueur that's 50% black amaro, 50% white cream. Is it two women?

10 Photographs From Barack Obama's First Trip To Africa

Barack Obama first visited his father's birthplace of Kenya in 1987, which he later wrote about as a transformational moment in his life. These little-seen images come from that trip of a 26-year-old exploring his family's roots.

Pot Plants Removed From King's House

RIALTO, Calif., June 18 (UPI) -- Police in Southern California said they removed marijuana plants Monday from the home of Rodney King, one day after he was found dead in his swimming pool.

6 Questions For Lucille Ball

Probably the best listicle to come out of the 1950s.

How To Get Republicans Off Your Facebook

If you want to stay friends in real life, it's probably for the best.

Pedobear Showed Up To Jerry Sandusky's Trial

I've officially seen it all.

9 High-End Makeup Dupes That Could Save You Lots Of Money

We compare 9 popular but expensive beauty products to their low-cost counterparts, just to see if the splurge is really worth it. You might be hesitant to buy a dress or shoe knock-off, but as far as makeup goes, no one will ever know the difference. And in some cases, the cheaper version is actually identical or better.

How To Get Democrats Off Your Facebook

Obama Obama Obama enough already.

Bristol Palin's Full, Uncensored Bar Fight With The Man Who Called Her Mom "Satan"

You read about it in the tabloids months and months ago, but Lifetime's Bristol Palin: Life's A Tripp has premiered on television and with it, the video evidence.

Exclusive! George Takei Is Headed For Riverdale

Oh myyyy! In the world of comics, you are forever young.

The 10 Highest-Paid Actresses In Hollywood

Forbes announced their list of the ten ladies in Hollywood who made the most money last year and some of them might surprise you.

#GPOY Actually Isn't Gratuitous At All

Why young women posting pictures of themselves on Tumblr is about far more than racking up reblogs.

5 LGBT Politicians Who Made History

Current TV continues its series profiling openly LGBT candidates for political office with tonight’s special guest: Pennsylvania state legislature candidate Brian Sims. In honor of Sims and our other candidates, we decided to take a look at a few of…

Wipeout Sets The Standard For Handling PS3/Vita DLC

Own Wipeout HD and Fury on PS3? Get that content in Wipeout 2048 for free.

Goat Kids Jumping All Over A Very Patient Pup

Cholla the great pyrenees: best babysitter of all time? Those little hooves have got to hurt but she's all "Cholla don't give a care."

Adam Carolla Thinks Women Aren't Funny

How very disappointing, Adam.

Olivia Wilde Vs. Stephen Colbert: Who's The Better Actor?

On last night's Colbert Report, the pair battled it out to see who can act HARDER than the other. You decide who wins.

Baby Bat With The Hiccups

Okay, little bat: hold your breath, put a pencil in your mouth, stand on your head, and consume a spoonful of sugar and three glasses of water very fast.

Has Laura Bush Really Done That Much To Help Women?

In the Washington Post, Kathleen Parker responds to a group of women protesting Laura Bush's Alice Award, which honors women who've helped other women and has previously been granted to Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi. Parker writes: "Bush used [her privileges] to great effect, not just by advancing women’s rights in far corners of the world but also by literally saving lives."

Proof The New Generation Of Women In TV Are The Anti-Backstabbers

The female creators of Grey's Anatomy and Bunheads recently started a war of words, with one saying that women in TV don't support each other enough. Except this spat seems like an exception to women in the industry's overarching support of one another.

Study: Moderate Drinking During Pregnancy May Not Be Dangerous

A new study found that the kids of moms who had up to 8 drinks a week during pregnancy showed no deficiencies in IQ, attention, or organizational skills at age 5. Kids whose moms had 9 or more drinks, though, did have a shorter attention span. Image via Valua Vitaly/

The Texas Rangers Really Love Guns

If you consider that the Rangers used to be owned by George Bush, maybe this isn't all that surprising.

Marisa Miller Is Pregnant

Marisa Miller, who was Kate Upton before Kate Upton was, announced today that she’s pregnant for the first time with her husband griffin Guess. This spindly jackass, who yes, still wears a faux-hawk and who, with a child on the way, has no idea what…

Buzznet Exclusive: Woe Is Me Talks About Summer Tour (VIDEO) On Samii Ryan's Blog

Hey Loves,I was super pumped to interview Woe, Is Me, they are so young and so talented! These fellows will be on the Scream It Like You Mean It tour with a TON of other bands. Check out this video of Hance, Austin, Doriano to learn about rad pranks…

Adidas Pulls Jeremy Scott ‘Handcuff’ Sneakers After ‘Slavery’ Controversy

Jeremy Scott is known for sending wild, outlandish, often humorous designs down the runway. He’s been inspired by everything from The Simpsons to hillbillies to actual trash. But with one of his designs for athleticwear giant Adidas, he’s been accus…

ABC's Censors Couldn't Keep Up With The Miami Heat's Cursing

They won the game and the Al Swearengen Award for language.

What Model Doc Girl Model Reveals About The Fashion Industry, And What The Model Alliance Is Doing About It

Clips of Girl Model, the ominous looking documentary about a 13-year-old Siberian girl’s foray into the world of modeling, more than piqued our interest when they popped up in March. And while we’d explored the murky back story of the film, we’d yet…

Jenny McCarthy: Brian Urlacher's Girlfriend Sends Nude Pic To Son's Dentist

Brian Urlacher is the proud boyfriend of Jenny McCarthy. And there is one lucky dentist out there who is now the proud recipient of a McCarthy nude pic.

24 Fees Mitt Romney Tried To Raise In Massachusetts

Mitt Romney often hits President Obama for calling for tax increases on the wealthiest Americans. But a Democratic source forwards to this rather lengthy list of fees Romney raised in Massachusetts. He was struggling to close a budget gap without raising taxes; but many of which citizens of the state saw them hidden tax increases nonetheless.

Those Plastic Creepers From Chanel’s Cruise Show ‘Destroyed’ Model Meghan Collison’s Feet

The rubber soled creepers at Chanel’s latest cruise show extravaganza at Versailles seemed a far cry from those blister inducing corn causers we usually see on the runways. Or were they? Model Meghan Collison told WWD that despite Chanel being her “…

Obama's Grandfather Stanley Armour Dunham Tortured By The British?

A new biography of Barack Obama has established that his grandfather was not, as is related in the President’s own memoir, detained by the British in Kenya and found that claims that he was tortured were a fabrication.

Mitt Romney Is Terrible For Traffic

We admit it, and so do other bloggers and editors: Nobody seems to want to read stories about Mitt Romney. For the candidate, a blessing or a curse?

Barack Obama Per David Maraniss

BuzzFeed's Editor-in-Chief Ben Smith breaks down David Maraniss's new biography "Barack Obama: The Story" and discusses his review of the book on CNN's Starting Point with Soledad O'Brien.

Shame, Sexuality, And The Interactive Medium From

Shame is such an impacting work because the main character's sexuality, obsession, and the scenes where sex is displayed are not glamorized, but rather nauseating. Talking about the movie, McQueen says, "This is a film about us now...I think it's ve…

Taco Crawls And Crypt Visits! A Topographical Tour Of Oakland

I like cities with a little grit and texture, with character. And just like with people, it’s the ups and downs that build character, not sunshine and lollipops. Oakland is a city of highs and lows. And it knows it. Lately, some things have been loo…

Wesley Warren Jr: Man With 100-Pound Scrotum REJECTS Free $1m Corrective Surgery

The watermelon-size scrotum Mr Warren carries between his legs has landed him on the Howard Stern Show and the Comedy Central program Tosh.0 and made him a local celebrity in his hometown.

Lick Your Fingers - (Almost) Edible Nails Photo

3D nail art has been making waves for years now but I wanna get something sugary done to mine so I was looking for inspirations online. I found so many yummy looking pics I thought I'd make them into a little gallery. I bet these nails are pretty un…

Quote Of The Day: Iris Apfel’s Thoughts On Young People Looking ‘Messy’ And ‘Dreadful’

“I think they could be a little bit more well groomed-—if you know what well groomed is, you just take a look in the mirror. Their hair doesn’t look neat, they look like they are all messed up. I don’t think messy is pretty, I think they should stu…

US Open Golf 2012 Payout: Winner's Purse And Final Leaderboard

Twenty-six-year-old Webb Simpson likes the U.S. Open. In just his second-ever appearance at the famous major (he finished 14th last year), Simpson took the victory, overcoming a four-shot deficit heading into the final day...

Reputed Relics Of John The Baptist Dated

OXFORD, England, June 19 (UPI) -- British researchers say new dating evidence supports claims bones found under a church floor in Bulgaria may be of John the Baptist.

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