March 9, 2011
Man Throws Dog Poop At Owner Who Didn't Pick It Up
Is this man an urban folk hero or a feces-flinging psychopath? You be the adjudicator! Always pick up after your dog. Or else.
Well, the Wicked Witch of the West dancing on a stripper pole is an image that is now seared in my brain.
Become The Master Of Live Cockroaches
Do you know where your cockroaches are? Not only will you know where to locate them, you can now have control over where they go. Sound 2050ish – NOT! So this is a DIY kit that turns an average cockroach into a remote control toy. Take a look!
10 Headlines Drawn Out Of Context
Best Tumblr I've seen today. Eric Wedum doesn't like to read the news. But he does enjoy drawing crazy images that news headlines conjure.
Sexy Disney Princesses 2011
Am I turned on or disturbed? Wait, haven't we been here before? (Link NSFW) J. Scott Campbell returns to make us all uncomfortably attracted to ink and paint.
Ribbon Seals Are The New Pokemon
Pokemon Black and White was released this week! I'm totally excited to play, but I think Nintendo forgot a very important Pokemon- the Ribbon Seal! They're appropriately colored black and white! Alright, Nintendo, I'm waiting. I expect a ribbon seal in my game soon.
21 Scathingly Witty Insults By Famous People
Warning: List best viewed while wearing a top hat and monocle. Before there was "NO U", the world crafted insults like fine wine.
Chet Haze Gives A Shoutout To Biggie, Fails Miserably
This is why Tom Hank’s son shouldn't be rapping.
It Was On Earth That I Knew Joy
A brilliant short film directed by Jean-Baptiste De Laubier. Produced by Sixpack France.
Britney Spears Shows Off Her Tattoos
As well as some other parts of her body in the latest issue of Out. The tattoos make her crotch look like a Masonic lodge.
20 Bizarre Prince William And Kate Middleton Souvenirs
With the royal wedding only a few months away, it’s time to load up on all the creepy memorabilia you can get your hands on. If you’re feeling generous, these creepy souvenirs can also make great gifts for friends and family! (And if you're feeling cheap, there's probably a black market.)
Swords & Sworcery Trailer
"We will meet again at the appointed time, when both day and night are in balance." Start marking off the days till the equinox, people.
Right up there with discovering you can type "boobs" on a calculator. Cannot be unseen. Today's episode of BuzzFeed is brought to you by the letter "b" (because it looks like a side boob and we are adults).
Subway Menus And Restaurants From Around The World
Subway has officially passed McDonalds as the world’s largest fast food chain. In 2010, Subway had 33,749 restaurants open in 95 countries! Amazing. So, here's a look at some of their stores and menus worldwide. Surprisingly, Iraq has the coolest Subways.
Link Visits His Mother
Before he was the fancy-pants hero of The Legend of Zelda, Link was just a regular momma's boy. More over at Dorkly.
20 Images of Extreme Shutter Speed Photography
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s extreme shutter speed photography. There’s no surprise here. Photographers will do anything for the WOW factor. But shoot bullets through products? … A bit extreme, I’d say. Take a look … the breathtaking and spectacular results say it all!
Man Puts Live Rat In His Mouth
Another day, another video of a rat on a New York City subway. But this one is a romance! I believe this is the same guy who eats spaghetti with his rodent life partner.
Man Interrupts His Haircut To Stab Someone
Howsoever did the police identify their suspect? He almost got away, and not to split hairs, but It was a close shave. Barf.
The Top 40 Lube Songs Of All Time
#changelovetolubesongs is currently a trending topic on Twitter. It is probably the dumbest Twitter hashtag game ever. I kind of love it.
Hand-Knit Humping Hat
Clever knitting patterns are showing upeverywhere. $10 to whoever can find the pattern for this hat and teach me how to knit it. Better yet, $20 to whoever just knits the hat for me.
Singer Evan Emory Slapped with YouTube Child Porno Case Wants to Go to Jail
A sexually explicit ditty spliced into footage of a children's concert then broadcast over YouTube will be sending an aspiring singing star to jail.
Stages Of An Airedale's Addiction
It was everywhere, and Lola figured there was no harm in trying it once. Little did she know how quickly things would spiral out of control.
Lego Semi-Automatic Pistol
Fully working semi-automatic pistol made out of Lego's. While it shoots rubber-bands instead of bullets, you could still put an eye out with that thing.
How Smoke Detectors Work
Bill Hammack, the Engineer Guy, explains how a smoke detector works. He does not explain how to stop my dog from freaking out when it goes off, though.
History Of Science Fiction Chart
Artist Ward Shelley's chart illustrating the history of science fiction is astounding in detail and scope. This is only a tiny section, so check out the link for the full-sized image.
Giant Ant Hill Excavated
A giant ant colony is pumped full of concrete, then excavated to reveal the complexity of its inner structure. I will never complain about a few sugar ants again.
Brilliant Neutral Milk Hotel Mash-Up
OFWGKTA mash-up, featuring the Neutral Milk Hotel song "King of Carrot Flowers, Pt. 1". Hipsters (and those with good musical taste) rejoice!
Neutral Milk Hotel Vs Tyler, The Creator
A mash-up track featuring Neutral Milk Hotel, a favorite amongst hipsters, vs Tyler, The Creator. Hipster, hipster, hipster.
Miley Cyrus: SNL Afterparty in Murray Hill!
Miley Cyrus exits the official Saturday Night Live after-party held at Asia de Cuba in the Murray Hill neighborhood on New York City on Saturday night (March 5).
Say What? Megan Fox Struggles to Gain Weight
As if we weren't already jealous enough of Hollywood stunner Megan Fox, now comes news that thinks she's too thin and has trouble gaining weight.
Lorena Herrera's Playboy Mexico Pictures Finally Here
The infamous Lorene Herrera Playboy Mexico 2011 spread is FINALLY here.
Justin Bieber Tweets Selena Gomez: “I Miss You”
Justin Bieber has been taking his relationship with Selena Gomez public, but slowly. The Biebs is keeping the PDA to a minimum, but still showing Selena some special attention!