March 31, 2011
New Stills From Breaking Dawn Sex Scene
Unless this ends with a call to the fire department, a la A Christmas Story, to remove his popsicle-like penis from inside her, I'm not interested. But I know a lot of you are. So here. Happy? [Update: We got a takedown notice and removed the images. But they were creepy!]
James Franco Being Assaulted By Nude Women (NSFW)
A still from the upcoming short film that James Franco is making with Harmony Korine, which apparently has something to do with naked women wearing bandana masks. The film is called "Rebel" and who the hell even knows. UPDATE: Per the awesome suggestion of user joeb11, now you can add Unimpressed Franco to your own photos! Just use our handy Photo Editor at the bottom of the page.
The Door To Hell...
...is in Turkmenistan. Which is surprising considering until just now if someone had told me there was a country called Turkmenistan I would not have believed them. While drilling in 1971, geologists in Derweze hit a methane gas pocket. Instead of letting the gas into the atmosphere, they decided to burn it off. Forty years later, this two hundred-thirty foot crater is still on fire.
What Happens When You Take 30 Hits Of Acid
This brave soul recounts a time when he took 30 hits of LSD and lived to talk about it. What wisdom.
The Bronx Zoo Cobra Has Been Found!
NBC News has confirmed that the Egyptian cobra who escaped from the Bronx Zoo has been found and is in quarantine. A squeamish nation, and a hyperventilating media, breathes easier. No jail can contain New York's newest folk hero. He's like Dillinger with deadly neurotoxins.
Home From Afghanistan
An airman returns after being in Afghanistan for nine months and pwns his brother with a heartwarming wake-up call. One of the sweetest and most genuine reactions you're likely to ever see.
INSANE Weather Forecast For Manhattan And The Loose Cobra
This might just be the best weather forecast ever.
9 Poignant Images Of Inner City 4th Graders
This gave me feelings. Two years ago, Judy Gelles asked the following three questions: Whom do they live with? What do they wish for? What do they worry about? This was some of the results.
My Little Pony Vs. The Dark Knight
A mashup of "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" with the trailer for "The Dark Knight." It gives me goosebumps. Hopefully those goosebumps are from a thyroid condition, because the alternative is too embarrassing to admit.
Company Pulls 'Pushup' Girls' Bikini
CHICAGO, March 30 (UPI) -- A bikini with a "pushup" swim top aimed at 7-to-12-year-olds has been removed the Abercrombie Kids Web site, the Ohio company confirmed.
Watch Britney Spears Endure “Poo Cocktail Supreme” Courtesy of ‘Jackass’ Boys!
Britney Spears is popping up all over the place promoting her new album Femme Fatale. So it’s no surprise that on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night the singer teamed up with fellow guest Johnny Knoxville and shared footage of her collaboration with th…
Watch Justin Bieber Sing Rebecca Black’s “Friday” & Britney Spears’ “Baby”
Oh, Justin Bieber you’re such a tease! The 17-year-old singer was asking his fans what song he should sing for them and ended up singing a little bit of Rebecca Black’s “Friday” in the process.
OK! Interview: Chatting It up with Charlie Sheen “Goddess” Rachel Oberlin
Get ready everyone, Charlie Sheen’s about to hop on stage once again. This time he’s ditching scripted TV for his own self-promoted tour, heading out on the road April 2 in Detroit. Along for the ride will be Rachel Oberlin, aka Bree Olson, one of S…
Teen Mom Jenelle Evan’s Video Assault Victim Pursuing “Legal Action”
Teen Mom Jenelle Evan’s and her video beatdown victim, Britany Truett are going at it again — this time in court. Britany plans to sue Jenelle for abuse and injuries she endured after the 19-year-old MTV reality star brutally attacked her.
Jenelle Evan’s Video Fight “Instigator” Gets Arrested Again
After video was released of Teen Mom Jenelle Evans getting into a fight with another girl a lot of arrests have been made — and they're still happening!
Miley Cyrus Slams Rebecca Black: “It Should Be Harder to Be an Artist”
While Simon Cowell, Lady Gaga, Chris Brown, Nick Jonas and Justin Bieber may support Rebecca Black, you won’t find Miley Cyrus covering or praising her catchy ditty “Friday.” The 18-year-old singer voiced her opinion on the 13-year-old Internet sen…
First Clip From The New Winnie The Pooh
Thank Raptor Jesus, Disney is finally done raping my childhood.
People who dress up in leather and bridles for a spot of pony play in the park. The best is the guy who says he can't ride real horses because he's vegan.
The 10 Most Liked Videos On Youtube
While Justin Beiber is very much hated on Youtube, he still makes it in the top 10 most liked videos! Unfortunately, he cannot hold a finger to "Charlie Bit Me." (Womp womp waaaaaah.)
Naked Guy Gets Punched Out At Concert
Photographs of a stark raving naked man at the very moment he was decked in the face for nudely grinding on people at the Ultra Music Festival. We didn't have to make the censor badges very big, if you catch our innuendo about his small genitals. More, including video, over at Barstool Boston.
The 10 Most Disliked Videos On Youtube
Yesterday, Justin Bieber breathed a sigh of relief as Rebecca Black’s “Friday” took the crown as the most hated video on Youtube. Take a look at some other videos that made the list.
The Bacon Inhaler
Science has finally brought us a bacon inhalant called the BaconAir. The manufacturer says it's filled with "Himalayan oxygen" and that the "bacon enters (the) bloodstream in seconds." Don't worry, it's kosher. And, yes, it's real.
Baby Bats Organized Neatly
Everything seems to be in order here, except that I clearly don't have enough baby bats in my life. (Via Catherine Osborne.)