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March 31, 2011

A Song To Cheer You Up

Someone just sent this video to our tips line.

New Stills From Breaking Dawn Sex Scene

Unless this ends with a call to the fire department, a la A Christmas Story, to remove his popsicle-like penis from inside her, I'm not interested. But I know a lot of you are. So here. Happy? [Update: We got a takedown notice and removed the images. But they were creepy!]

James Franco Being Assaulted By Nude Women (NSFW)

A still from the upcoming short film that James Franco is making with Harmony Korine, which apparently has something to do with naked women wearing bandana masks. The film is called "Rebel" and who the hell even knows. UPDATE: Per the awesome suggestion of user joeb11, now you can add Unimpressed Franco to your own photos! Just use our handy Photo Editor at the bottom of the page.

The Door To Hell...

...is in Turkmenistan. Which is surprising considering until just now if someone had told me there was a country called Turkmenistan I would not have believed them. While drilling in 1971, geologists in Derweze hit a methane gas pocket. Instead of letting the gas into the atmosphere, they decided to burn it off. Forty years later, this two hundred-thirty foot crater is still on fire.

What Happens When You Take 30 Hits Of Acid

This brave soul recounts a time when he took 30 hits of LSD and lived to talk about it. What wisdom.

Dear Cab Driver

Just remember to fill this out before you start drinking.

The Bronx Zoo Cobra Has Been Found!

NBC News has confirmed that the Egyptian cobra who escaped from the Bronx Zoo has been found and is in quarantine. A squeamish nation, and a hyperventilating media, breathes easier. No jail can contain New York's newest folk hero. He's like Dillinger with deadly neurotoxins.

Home From Afghanistan

An airman returns after being in Afghanistan for nine months and pwns his brother with a heartwarming wake-up call. One of the sweetest and most genuine reactions you're likely to ever see.

INSANE Weather Forecast For Manhattan And The Loose Cobra

This might just be the best weather forecast ever.

Mutant Turtles, Rich Ducks and Pokemon

This video is the new litmus test for friendship.

9 Poignant Images Of Inner City 4th Graders

This gave me feelings. Two years ago, Judy Gelles asked the following three questions: Whom do they live with? What do they wish for? What do they worry about? This was some of the results.

My Little Pony Vs. The Dark Knight

A mashup of "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" with the trailer for "The Dark Knight." It gives me goosebumps. Hopefully those goosebumps are from a thyroid condition, because the alternative is too embarrassing to admit.

Company Pulls 'Pushup' Girls' Bikini

CHICAGO, March 30 (UPI) -- A bikini with a "pushup" swim top aimed at 7-to-12-year-olds has been removed the Abercrombie Kids Web site, the Ohio company confirmed.

First Clip From The New Winnie The Pooh

Thank Raptor Jesus, Disney is finally done raping my childhood.

Human Ponies

People who dress up in leather and bridles for a spot of pony play in the park. The best is the guy who says he can't ride real horses because he's vegan.

Thousand Knuckle Crack

It's good to see the Penny Arcade guys using their powers for good.

The 10 Most Liked Videos On Youtube

While Justin Beiber is very much hated on Youtube, he still makes it in the top 10 most liked videos! Unfortunately, he cannot hold a finger to "Charlie Bit Me." (Womp womp waaaaaah.)

Naked Guy Gets Punched Out At Concert

Photographs of a stark raving naked man at the very moment he was decked in the face for nudely grinding on people at the Ultra Music Festival. We didn't have to make the censor badges very big, if you catch our innuendo about his small genitals. More, including video, over at Barstool Boston.

The 10 Most Disliked Videos On Youtube

Yesterday, Justin Bieber breathed a sigh of relief as Rebecca Black’s “Friday” took the crown as the most hated video on Youtube. Take a look at some other videos that made the list.

Dachshund Stuck In Sweatshirt

Poor Poncho just wanted to be a Purritio.

Anthony Weiner KILLS At Congressional Correspondents' Dinner

Anthony Weiner, ladies and gentlemen. The most (intentionally) funny politician in the House. (RawStory, via @rcbth)

AbraHagrid Lincoln

You can have your Galleons, Sickles and Knuts!

The Bacon Inhaler

Science has finally brought us a bacon inhalant called the BaconAir. The manufacturer says it's filled with "Himalayan oxygen" and that the "bacon enters (the) bloodstream in seconds." Don't worry, it's kosher. And, yes, it's real.

Pug Conga Line

Remember the Puppy Conga Line? Same idea, but with a pair of pugs. Pugs make everything better. From Dogwork.com.

Business Cat Sidewalk Sign

At first he's all business, then boom he's all cat!

Baby Bats Organized Neatly

Everything seems to be in order here, except that I clearly don't have enough baby bats in my life. (Via Catherine Osborne.)

10 Things You Might Not Know About Bees

"Bees are tiny little math nerds with amazing time keeping abilities and the ability to calculate distances without any discernible measuring device!" Wait, what?

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