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March 23, 2011

A Weekend With Playboy Playmates

Probably actually is as fun as it sounds.

Kirstie Alley Feared Becoming Next David Hasselhoff

No one, including Kirstie Alley, knew just how good the actress would be before she hit the ballroom floor Monday night on 'Dancing With the Stars'.

Cat Claims Steak For Dinner

I respectfully suggest you find your own damn steak, sir. Looks like I'll be eating ramen for dinner again.

Chinese Army Photobomb

According to the poster of the image, their friend was almost arrested for taking this photo. It's pretty remarkable that they weren't.

Too Soon NBC

For shame, spell-checker.

PG-13 Exit Sign

Bow-chicka-wow-wow!

Top 20 Names For Kim Kardashian's New Perfume

Kim Kardashian has some truly talented and creative fans. Especially Ian Michael Starks.

First Photos Of The Fukushima 50

The first images of the remaining employees at Japan's Fukushima Dai-ichi nuclear power plant, dubbed "The Fukushima 50," as they expose themselves to dangerous levels of radiation in a desperate attempt to prevent a full nuclear meltdown. These photos were released by Tokyo Electric Power Co., showing the employees as they scramble to return power to the failing nuclear reactors. The whole world is rooting for them.

Perfectionist Cat Rages Against Moved Potato

Guys, this isn't funny. The potato MUST STAY THERE.

35 Strange Doritos Flavors From Around The World (But Mostly Asia)

Yogurt & Mint? No. Sesame Chicken? YES PLEASE.

10 Babies Dressed As Mr. T

Or "Baby Ts," if you will. Which you shouldn't. And, yes, a few of these are toddlers. Toddlers in baby lists, like oats in Taco Bell "beef," are extenders.

Dear Crackheads

It's rare to see such a cordial letter these days.

Stormtrooper Models For Life Drawing Class

What’s a Stormtrooper do when the Galactic Empire is at peace (or on Spring Break)?

Pokemon PSA

"I wanted to be the very best, but sometimes being the very best, is being the worst."

Reporter Has 'Medical Issue' On Air

Exhibiting shades of Serene Branson, Toronto reporter Mark McAllister suffered what was later described as a "medical issue" and started speaking nonsense on live television. Thankfully, he tweeted that he's now doing fine.

Epic Drum Solo By A Mouse

Okay, technically it's a chinchilla. From Adult Swim's 12-Oz Mouse, prepare to have your socks rocked off.

Sarah Palin Is Too Good For The Presidency

According to TPM, the new line from conservatives who are terrified that Palin will embarrass everyone by running for President (but even more frightened of incurring her displeasure) is that the Presidency would be a step down for her. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Quentin Vs. Coen

An art show pitting the properties of film nerd powerhouses Quentin Tarantino and the Coen Bros. against one another. If this were a March Madness bracket, the championship bout would be between "Pulp Fiction" and "The Big Lebowski." Here's hoping that "Miller's Crossing" is this year's Cinderella story. More info on the show from Spoke Art.

15 Examples Of First World Problems

Man are we ever a group of whiny bastards. Whether you're American, Australian or European, our complaints just don't seem to have substance. But that doesn't stop us from doing it on Reddit and Twitter.

Haters Gonna Hate, but Rebecca Black Still Makes Stacks of Cash

Rebecca Black, the 13-year old from California that scored a viral hit with her song and video 'Friday,' has endured quite a bit of abuse

Kim Kardashian Vs. A Tiger

No, not Tiger Woods. These are from a photo shoot in which Kim posed with a live tiger, an experience which she described as "freakkkky." Both she and the tiger seem nonplussed.

Orgasmic Cat Loves Belly Rubs

Should...should we be seeing this?

Zero Gravity: The Best Pics of People Jumping on Beds

Jumping on the bed has always been kids’ greatest pastime. Now it's become an art form all its own.

Elizabeth Taylor Really Doesn't Care About What You Think

This is my favorite Liz Taylor video.

Rebecca Black Performs On Leno

I can't pretend. This is pretty horrible.

George Takei Responds To Victoria Jackson

Well played, Mr. Takei. Very well played.

Interactive Animated Model Of The Solar System

At Peace With The Universe Of The Day: Chillax to the great cyclical nature of the universe with this animated interactive model of the solar system. Above is merely a screen grab, watch it in action, here. Via TDW Geeks.

New Species Of Dinosaur

This terrifying beast of the hurrassic period was recently discovered in a remote region of the internet.

Yelp Adds “Hipster” Option To Ambience Category

A necessary addition to bar profiles.

12 Post-Retirement Costs Many Underestimate

Health care and long-term care needs are expected by many, but often underestimated given their exponentially rising costs.

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