March 23, 2011
Kirstie Alley Feared Becoming Next David Hasselhoff
No one, including Kirstie Alley, knew just how good the actress would be before she hit the ballroom floor Monday night on 'Dancing With the Stars'.
Nation of Islam Looks to UFOs to Save the World
Not very many religious organizations go out of their way to promote UFOs as real and as a sign of Judgment Day. Well, here come the Nation of Islam and Louis Farrakhan on the UFO bandwagon.
If Movie Posters Were Honest
Hiding what the movie is about often goes hand in hand with getting people to see it.
Cat Claims Steak For Dinner
I respectfully suggest you find your own damn steak, sir. Looks like I'll be eating ramen for dinner again.
Chinese Army Photobomb
According to the poster of the image, their friend was almost arrested for taking this photo. It's pretty remarkable that they weren't.
Top 20 Names For Kim Kardashian's New Perfume
Kim Kardashian has some truly talented and creative fans. Especially Ian Michael Starks.
First Photos Of The Fukushima 50
The first images of the remaining employees at Japan's Fukushima Dai-ichi nuclear power plant, dubbed "The Fukushima 50," as they expose themselves to dangerous levels of radiation in a desperate attempt to prevent a full nuclear meltdown. These photos were released by Tokyo Electric Power Co., showing the employees as they scramble to return power to the failing nuclear reactors. The whole world is rooting for them.
35 Strange Doritos Flavors From Around The World (But Mostly Asia)
Yogurt & Mint? No. Sesame Chicken? YES PLEASE.
10 Babies Dressed As Mr. T
Or "Baby Ts," if you will. Which you shouldn't. And, yes, a few of these are toddlers. Toddlers in baby lists, like oats in Taco Bell "beef," are extenders.
Stormtrooper Models For Life Drawing Class
What’s a Stormtrooper do when the Galactic Empire is at peace (or on Spring Break)?
Reporter Has 'Medical Issue' On Air
Exhibiting shades of Serene Branson, Toronto reporter Mark McAllister suffered what was later described as a "medical issue" and started speaking nonsense on live television. Thankfully, he tweeted that he's now doing fine.
Epic Drum Solo By A Mouse
Okay, technically it's a chinchilla. From Adult Swim's 12-Oz Mouse, prepare to have your socks rocked off.
10 Horrible Things Chris Brown Fans Have Said To Robin Roberts
Yiiiiiiiiiiikes. Even his fans need anger management.
Sarah Palin Is Too Good For The Presidency
According to TPM, the new line from conservatives who are terrified that Palin will embarrass everyone by running for President (but even more frightened of incurring her displeasure) is that the Presidency would be a step down for her. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Quentin Vs. Coen
An art show pitting the properties of film nerd powerhouses Quentin Tarantino and the Coen Bros. against one another. If this were a March Madness bracket, the championship bout would be between "Pulp Fiction" and "The Big Lebowski." Here's hoping that "Miller's Crossing" is this year's Cinderella story. More info on the show from Spoke Art.
Haters Gonna Hate, but Rebecca Black Still Makes Stacks of Cash
Rebecca Black, the 13-year old from California that scored a viral hit with her song and video 'Friday,' has endured quite a bit of abuse
Kim Kardashian Vs. A Tiger
No, not Tiger Woods. These are from a photo shoot in which Kim posed with a live tiger, an experience which she described as "freakkkky." Both she and the tiger seem nonplussed.
Zero Gravity: The Best Pics of People Jumping on Beds
Jumping on the bed has always been kids’ greatest pastime. Now it's become an art form all its own.
New Species Of Dinosaur
This terrifying beast of the hurrassic period was recently discovered in a remote region of the internet.