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March 4, 2011

Chinese Cleavage Clamp Commercial

A hypnotic Chinese ad for some sort of boob-smooshing corset device. We now have a smutty infomercial gap with China. I don't have any idea what they're saying in this commercial. Quite frankly, I don't really care.

Green Vehicles

I'd love to hear the debate over this parking ticket. But seriously, what a literal-minded jerk.

The Best of Femen (NSFW)

A feminist political activism organization in the Ukraine, Femen stages street protests against everything from sex tourism to Silvio Berlusconi. These protests are almost always topless. Solidarity. Get these ladies to Wisconsin!

Automatic Tattoo Machine

But I'm not Catholic! Well, you are now. Created by Chris Eckert, this robotic machine will use divine will randomly assign users a religious symbol to proudly display for the rest of their lives.

Famous Objects From Classic Movies (Game Battle)

Combining movie trivia and Hangman, this game is sure to destroy what little productivity you may have contributed today. Just click on the top from "Inception" to start playing. Consider the gauntlet thrown in our Friday Game Battle!

20 Incredible HDR Photographs

HDR photography is nothing less than amazing. Take a look for yourself at some regular photos transformed into unreal landscapes using this awesome technique.

Zombie Mario

Mario and Luigi return from the grave and return to their old plumbing business. And it's available in shirt form!

Ghosts Of Sitcoms Past

The gang’s all here! The characters that haunted your television screens for years have now reunited in this epic illustration by Kagan McLeod. How many characters can you find? My eyes make a bee-line straight to Urkel. If you give up, the key is here.

The Charlie Sheen Song

I'd managed to avoided all the recent Charlie Sheen "news", but then a ginger got involved. I think these are quotes from his crazy rants, but really I have no idea. I just watched it for the ginger.

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