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March 18, 2011

PARIS -- A French judge filed preliminary charges Friday against Air France over a 2009 crash that killed all 228 people aboard a jet that plunged into the Atlantic Ocean. Air France CEO Pierre-Henri Gourgeon said the decision is "unfounded."

Do people really think that having bowling balls for breasts is attractive? Apparently, they do.

Rebecca Black refuses to be a one hit wonder! The 13-year-old singer turned viral video sensation launched to stardom with her debut single “Friday” and is already writing her second song. So what will it be about?

NBC's new television reboot of Wonder Woman has started production and now the first photo of Adrianne Palick in costume has been revealed! OK! NEWS:

A cautionary tale about four leaf clovers.

How did Lohan help the Knicks win? Did she steal their opponents’ hoop & backboard or something?

A beautiful infographic detailing the results of every Mars mission ever attempted. We're getting there! (Click through for larger.)

The artist known as Boneface did a series of illustrations with effed up and vibrantly bleeding superheroes. There's something strangely gratifying about seeing Robin with his ass beat.

That's not the set up to a joke, but a legitimate question regarding an eBay auction for a used wetsuit. The listing for the wetsuit prominently and curiously displayed a picture of a bear using a urinal. The eBay auctioneer explained himself thusly...

Your argument is invalid.

This is her costume? Really?

A telenovela about a dysfunctional advertising agency, revolving around a plucky junior copywriter in a wheelchair and the raging executive who accuses her of stealing bananas. This is, of course, not a real show. But after lines like "You think you're so cool with your fixie wheelchair," you wish to God that it was.

For such small critters, their cheeks have a pretty high capacity for storage. Honestly, it’s a miracle they can unpack everything they've put in.

An equal and opposite reaction to the Hipster Trap. Spotted outside of a New York City bar, this spring-loaded snare contains Drakkar Noir cologne, bronzer, a schedule for the Long Island Railroad, PATH tickets, hair gel and a gold chain. If she were caught in one, Snooki would gnaw her own leg off.

Exodus International, a Christian ministry that specializes in helping people "leave homosexuality" to become "former homosexuals," has an iPhone application available for download in Apple's App Store. Ugh. There's an app for that. No word yet from Apple on why this doesn't violate their ban on apps that "contain hateful/violent/offensive content."

A delicious diorama entitled "The Peeple vs. Scott Walker." Activism has never been so sweet.

Obligatory Facebook joke goes here. For the annual Dutch Book Week, artist Souverein crafted the faces behind famous biographies. Each bust was created using actual pages from the book about their subject.

Oh God, I've got vertigo just looking at this.

You are a mercenary pig named Hambo (in this game).

Starting now, Thursday was not yesterday and tomorrow is not Saturday. Party's over. Turn off the lights. Management has changed the days of the week, so this has run its course. Go home people, go home.

White people smell the WORST.

Tween pop legend, Rebecca Black, gets her first national interview on GMA.

Well, that narrows it down.

You stay classy, Metro UK.

Let's be honest here.

This is wrong in so many ways. First of all, it's not even a potato.

Did you hear about the movie about friends having unattached sex, starring the girl from "Black Swan"? No, not that one.

Good morning. Guilt has a name and it's Denver the Labrador Retriever.

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