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March 12, 2011

Government officials have started handing out iodine pills to combat the radiation.

Looks like it was a fucking blast!!!

This is a fantastic mashup.

In his defense, I "heard" they have a pretty good happy hour.

In Virginia a woman with a small monkey that "requires constant attention" went to court with the monkey hidden in here bra. “I can’t understand why the deputy didn’t see her — she was peeking out." Real classy.

Tragedy in the Bronx this morning.

A breakdown of Oprah's yearly earnings.

Be careful. A virus is spreading rapidly, primarily through Facebook, claiming that Charlie Sheen is dead.

The likeness is uncanny! Too bad this only works with certain breeds.

NSFW, just to be safe. Here's a very short film about what we all think but are usually too chicken to say.

Okay, so penguins can't fly. They're still 20% more rad than most birds. Get ready to stand up and cheer, people.

This dog really enjoys leaping over an open flame. Note: anyone who allows their dog to do this should be punched in the face repeatedly.

I'm not really buying this whole story, but apparently a Chinese gadget blog got its hands on "mold engineering drawings" of the next iPhone. Why are these supposed drawings floating around?

While people groan and mumble about lost sleep with the "spring forward" of daylight saving time, there can be even harsher effects, U.S. researchers say.

Wedding Crashers was a bittersweet moment in history for a lotta dudes. It made weddings exciting again, but it also made them a MAJOR disappointment.

A deadly 8.9 earthquake struck Japan, one of the largest earthquakes in the history of Japan. A massive 23-foot tsunami also hit the coast killing hundreds, leveling homes, and sweeping away cars and boats.

The poll released this past weekend by a conservative Wisconsin think tank did more than indicate a preference for compromise among Wisconsin adults. It also includes evidence that the enthusiasm gap favoring Republicans in Wisconsin in 2010 has vanished.

Many who are shocked and saddened by the devastation in Japan don’t know anyone in the country. But we all know Maru. Tags: Cat, earthquake, japan, Maru, Tsunami …

Stan Lee gave a decidedly Stan Lee-esque interview to Vanity Fair, and as you’d expect, it’s a goldmine of inimitable Stan Lee magic. Stuff like jokingly sharing how he asks his wife for lunch—“By the shades of the shadowy Serapeum, will you please make me a sandwich?!

Alright animals, no need to mug for the camera. Showoffs.

Super Bowls, division championships and statistical records are nice. But what's really important in the NFL? That's right: helmet bragging rights.

Rachel Wade, a young woman who is serving a 27-year prison sentence for the murder of her romantic rival, claims social media fueled the violent love triangle.

Surely, Brad picks Emily.You can see the love for her in his eyes. And I truly think that Emily loves him. I think if she didn’t love him she wouldn’t have told him so . And Brad surely wouldn’t hurt her and Emilys little girl.

A British dentist is in hot water after farting and belching in front of his patients.

Surveillance tape of a taco-shop brawl at Tacos del Rio in Eastvale, California ended up online, and naturally someone decided to remix it using the music and sound effects from the classic Street Fighter II video game.

If you’re a person who likes fresh flowers, one of the best things about living in New York is that they’re readily available in most corner delis. This might explain why before today we’ve never ventured on to the 1-800 Flowers website.

The man, the myth and the legend turns 71 years young Thursday. The martial artist and Walker, Texas Ranger star is also known for inspiring the Internet meme Chuck Norris Facts.

Officials declared the all clear Friday morning in Hawaii after tsunami waves generated by a massive earthquake in Japan hit the islands overnight.

The last we heard from Peter and Bobby Farrelly, they were very excited to begin production on their new version of The Three Stooges, as they were completing their recent âeoemehâe-fort, Hall Pass. Bobby was raving to the Boston Herald that Sean P…

Tony Danza has filed for divorce from his wife, Tracy Robinson, after 24 years of marriage.

Mike Starr, the original bassist for Alice in Chains, has died. The police found him in his home in Salt Lake City but were unable to confirm the cause of death. He was 44.

Charlie Sheen doesn't look a day older than his 24-year-old goddesses on the cover of the new Bluewater comic book.

Twentysomethings probably already spend some late nights searching for old videos of their favorite childhood shows on the Web, but they won’t have to search any longer. TeenNick will be airing old ’90s shows like Clarissa Explains It All starting this fall!

Casey Abrams is still recovering in the hospital after the American Idol contestant received a blood transfusion, but Casey is busy Tweeting his prayers to the tsunami victims in Japan.

With the Jewish festival of Purim coming up later this month, Yeshiva University a cappella group The Maccabeats have released a Purim song to the tune of Pink's pop hit "Raise Your Glass." Unlike many other spoof video creators, these guys can actu…

Rocker Craig Owens, whom Wentz helped discover, has been "comforting" Ashlee during her "difficult" split, a pal says.

Just weeks before their March 10 split, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake looked very much in love.

One month after Timberlake split with Cameron Diaz, the Knight and Day star went on a 45-minute tirade when she ran into him and Biel a Golden Globes bash.

After his I Am Number Four costar Dianna Agron moved out of their shared pad in February 2011, Pettyfer became "a psycho loose cannon."

You may have noticed that the human penis lacks spines protruding from the surface. This is in contrast to many animals, including other primates such as chimpanzees, which use the spines for sexual competition.

Is Charlie Sheen slowing down? The former Two and a Half Men star has been apologizing in his latest radio interviews - which could be his last, as well!

Spike TV will be airing a special tonight at 10:30 PM titled "Charlie Sheen's Winningest Moments." The special will be animated in the style of the infamous Taiwanese newscasts. Watch a preview below.

Just because his girlfriend Ashley Greene is away filming in Vancouver doesn’t mean that Joe Jonas should sit home alone. The handsome Jonas Brothers frontman was all smiles as he left the Trousdale nightclub in West Hollywood with a male friend.

Here are a few of the other noteworthy things we saw today on our never-ending journey through the wild, wild Web.

Today the iPad 2 goes on sale and, as with most iDevices, there will be a gaggle of geeks lined up outside your local Apple store to snatch it up. It's only a small evolutionary update to the original iPad, but there's no denying its intrigue.

The extent of the damage is still unknown, but people with friends or family in Japan can turn to Google's Person Finder if they're looking for or having information about anyone caught up in the earthquake and subsequent tsunami that hit last night and this morning.

Bitter, hate-filled prop comic Gallagher was hospitalized in Minnesota last night after collapsing on stage during a performance at Whiskey Bone’s Roadhouse in Rochester.

The allure behind BarstoolSports‘ smokeshows is they’re all regular girls. Ya know, sometimes you get tired of seeing pros all done up, retouched, and photoshopped after a while. Sometimes you just gotta go with pure, raw amateurs to mix it up.

Mila Kunis was a hot ticket at yesterday’s Miu Miu show. She looked stunning considering she had only touched down in Paris five hours prior and told us she was “barely, barely” awake.

PARIS–At Miu Miu’s fall 2011 show this afternoon the label attracted a bevy of A-list starlets to their front row: Mila Kunis, Ginnifer Goodwin, Jennifer Lawrence, and reigning new princess of our best dressed lists, Hailee Steinfeld.

Recently, I started on a quest to find some hot new makeout music. I found Milly Beau. And now I’ve discovered Katie Costello, whose new album, Lamplight, is an intimate collection of sultry notes, tender memories and impassioned goodbyes.

Academy Award-nominated 14 year old Hailee Steinfeld got rave reviews for her sweet, age-appropriate attire, hair and makeup at the Oscars, but at today's Miu Miu show in Paris, she took a much more daring approach.

The LAPD and other law enforcement are converging at Charlie Sheen's house in a pre-planned raid. Sources tell us the LAPD has been conducting an investigation into criminal activity -- possibly drugs or weapons.

Tony Danza has filed for divorce from his wife of 24 years ... TMZ has learned. Danza cites irreconcilable differences as the reason for the split. Tony and Tracy Danza have two daughters, Katherine, 23, and Emily, 17.

Chuck Lorre has just fired back at Charlie Sheen for filing a $100,000,000 lawsuit against him, and it ain't pretty. Lorre's lawyer, Howard Weitzman, tells TMZ, "The allegations in the complaint against Mr. Lorre are as recklessly false."

While Charlie Sheen continues on ranting and raving about his former co-workers, Jon Cryer made constructive use of his time off from "Two and a Half Men" by going to a spa with his wife in L.A. on Wednesday.

Terremoto de 8,9 grados en la escala de richter, seguido de tsunami causa destrucción en Japón, y hasta el momento, ya suman 288 muertos, 349 desaparecidos y

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