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March 16, 2011

Emily Maynard has told Bachelor Brad Womack that she’s not ready to get married. Could it be because she’s dating another man behind Brad’s back? According to In Touch, Emily has been seeing her ex-boyfriend.

Are you getting enough air? If not, you might want to spend time sitting under a newly designed artificial tree that converts carbon dioxide into breathable oxygen.

Rebecca Black’s “Friday” has racked up millions of views on YouTube, but the reviews are not all positive. Some are calling the 13-year-old signed singer “the Next Justin Bieber” (a blasphemous phrase to many Beliebers) for her catchy ditty and pop vocals, while others hail “Friday” as the “worst song ever.”

Her Cuteness Zoe Saldana has outdone herself again. Check out the mesmerizing shade of bright lipstick she wore over the weekend.

At the moment, it looks like Charlie Sheen is... not losing. (Don't make us say it, please.) The former Two and a Half Men actor is selling out his live tour, launched a line of merchandise, and has reunited with the girlfriend (or "goddess") who was rumored to have left him.

Real Housewives of New York City star Kelly Bensimon pranced around Miami beach this weekend in a bikini, showing off her ripped out body, and anyone who says they wouldn’t tap that just because she’s 42 is either gay or a liar or a gay liar.

Find out what a direct selling business is and how to launch a side career through one. Plus, learn about nine popular companies that let you host parties at home selling jewelry, kitchen tools, candles and more at WomansDay.com.

Internet sensation Rebecca Black launched to stardom after a video of her debut single “Friday” went viral on YouTube. Some are likening the 13-year-old singer to singing sensation Justin Bieber for her pop sound, while others are dubbing her ditty “the worst song ever.”

What does Japan's earthquake mean for GPS? Friday's 9.0-magnitude earthquake was so powerful that it actually widened Japan. While parts of the country barely moved, other regions are now 13 feet closer to the United States.

The hunky Australian actor was spotted snuggling up with the former Nickelodeon star at the Trousdale nightclub in West Hollywood, California. In a pair of photos posted on OceanUp, Liam is seen taking photos of Amanda in a sexy black dress.

President Obama released his bracket for March Madness. Being a man of great wisdom and almost preternatural intelligence, he chose Kansas to win it all. Ed. Note: The author of this post is an insanely biased KU graduate.

Unknowledgable Fashionista is that girl that thinks she knows everything about fashion but actually know nothing. The image for this meme is taken from MTV's Super Sweet 16 because the people on that show usually know nothing about fashion. ~~~~*****~~~~~~~*****~~~~~~~~*****~~~~*****~~~~ *****~~~~

It's made from 100% biodegradable plant products.

ATTENTION! If you didn't already know, "Friday" is on iTunes! It's currently in the #82 position, so please buy it! If you aren't sure if you want to buy it, check out these reviews.

Ever wonder how to make your own coffin? There’s a book for that, and many other subjects that will have you shaking your head. Here are 20 truly asinine books that are lucky they found a publisher.

The Simpsons has had some pretty good musical moments.

George Takei is the best.

Lumbering manatee smooshing his face into plate glass, now with a techno soundtrack. If only the manatee had glow sticks in its flippers.

Apparently the Situation's roast was so bad that Comedy Central had to cut some of his jokes. The Snoop Dogg slave one is pretty nuts. Yiiiiiiiikes.

It doesn't go according to plan. Life is full of happy accidents.

You are not getting any sleep tonight.

This man is Hollywood's unsung hero.

It only took them three days to fix this?

100% of all proceeds go the Red Cross/Red Crescent. Half will go to the Christchurch Relief and the other half will go to the Japan Tsunami.

This kid is a masochist.

That golden red fur better be because they sprayed him with gold.

Aw.

New Sassy Gay Friend already?

Who will win!?

We live in a brave new world. Of peeing.

Bless you!!! and your family too!! Hooo! Hooo! Hooo!! - YouTube commentator, PRAYERWARRIORKING.

Aw. Now they're best friends.

Get with the program, mom. Or maybe you should stop being so damn nosy!

He starts off okay, but things get really painful fast.

And ling long means, "I really want you!"

The Cassini spacecraft recorded thousands of images as it approached Saturn in 2004 and thousands more since entering orbit.

Cats know it's best to start training humans while we're still young and impressionable.

There's hope...

Custom-made. Documentation of Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA required as a deposit before any order is processed.

Cutting and stacking wood is a big enough pain in the ass as it is. Artist Alastair Heseltine has taken that task to the extreme by making his wood piles into sculptures. Check out the artist's site for more of his amazing work.

Q: What is the opposite of "pro"? A: Depends on if you're l33t or not.

If this congregation actually existed, I would be there right now helping serve the Kool-Aid.

Or is it a bowl of baby ninja turtles?

This cat appears dangerously unamused at the prospect of becoming carry-on luggage.

Jessica Fletcher was one crafty lady. "Family bonding time" just got a little more dangerous.

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