March 28, 2011
How To Wrap A Pigeon
I immediately searched Amazon for the "Pigeon Service Manual", but no such luck.
Natalie Portman & Benjamin Millepied Take a Taxi
Natalie Portman covers her face with a tote bag as she leaves a building with fiance Benjamin Millepied on Sunday (March 27) in New York City.
Green Machine for Adults
@Johnny Cat - Look up "Huffy Slider". While it may not have the same steering design, I think it is pretty much marketed to this of us who are now adults and still wish we had our Green Machine.
Map Of The Solar System
It's okay, Pluto. You're still a planet in my heart. Full-size image at i.imgur.com.
Artist Joshua Kemble brings us this mashup of Link and Abraham Lincoln. First he saved the Union and then he saved Princess Zelda. Our greatest president since John Q-Bert Adams.
Putting Rebecca Black To Shame: Me And My Puppy
This is easily the best song I've heard in
days weeks months YEARS. All hail Giovanna.
Christina Aguilera's Chauffeur
While photos of Christina Aguilera making out with Matthew Rutler have been grabbing all the headlines, the unsung hero in all of this is the poor chauffeur who had front row tickets to the sticky bout of tonsil hockey. As the horror slowly dawns upon him, the contortions of his face are amazing.
50 Photos Of Baby Snookum Bears
Coatis, also known as Brazilian aardvarks and snookum bears (seriously), are members of the raccoon family who are native to South America. They can also be found in Central America, Mexico and reflected in your ever-widening googly eyes when you see how cute they are as babies.
20 Creative Darth Vader Variants
The creativity is strong in these ones. Being the Dark Lord of the galaxy isn't all force chokes and third degree lava burns. It's also fabulous cosplay costumes.
14 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Girl Scout Cookies
Happy Girl Scout cookie season! In honor of this special time of year, here are 14 facts you probably didn't know about them.
Kid Gets Mad Air
Caption is NSFW Move over, Evil Knievel. This little girl feels the need for speed.
Photoshopped? Probably. Still gonna show it to everyone at the kennel where I work? Definitely.
First Official Poster For Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2
OH, THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO BE EPIC!
Lady Gaga And A Mariachi Band Sing "Born This Way"
With a bottle of wine in hand, Gaga celebrates her birthday with an impromptu performance of "Born This Way."
A safe sex ad campaign from MTV in the form of comic strips that detail improbable intercourse scenarios, with the tagline "Sex is no accident." If Rube Goldberg did cartoons for Penthouse.
GIRP: Most Frustrating Game Since QWOP
I'm about three seconds away from throwing my keyboard across the room. And I can't stop.
The Cutest Interspecies Animal Friendships
Fuck Yeah, Interspecies Friendships is my new favorite tumblr. These pictures will make your heart melt! If these animals can learn to love each other, then why can't we humans?
Being A Man In Victoria's Secret
A graph illustrating the perils of being a man who accompanies his girlfriend into a Victoria's Secret. Science. You can't argue with it.
20 Cats In Fights
Sometimes cats have to duke it out to claim what’s rightfully theirs. That’ll teach you to play with MY piece of string.
25 Stars From The '90s You Probably Didn't Know Were On Twitter
From Urkel to Donkeylips, here are 25 people you should follow on Twitter. Will someone please show Blossom how to use a Groupon?!
A guy on the New York City subway loses himself in the hypnotic wonders of a Slinky. This may be the most pleasant subway video we have ever posted.
Dogboarding is that thing of where you ride your pet dog like a skateboard and do tricks on him or her.
10 Cops Playing Solitaire On The Job
Police officers whiling away the time in their squad cars with a game of computer Solitaire. Vigilance!
11 Hilarious Swapped Movie Titles
At least this version of Juno would've been more entertaining. Chris Beaumont takes time from making awesome CubeCrafts to give a new spin on popular and/or infamous films.
20 Cats In Flight
Some cats walk, but others fly! Here are some kitties who know that the ground isn’t always the best way to travel.
Cobra Escapes Bronx Zoo
A 20-inch Egyptian cobra escaped from its enclosure in the reptile house of the Bronx Zoo, and people (specifically the media) are flipping the eff out. Its venom can kill an elephant. Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your elephants.
Killer Whale: Biggest Badass in the Animal Kingdom [CHART]
Land sharks are funny. Until you realize that killer whales can do that.
This Vending Machine Owes You Nothing
Machines like this office-place vending machine reject your perfectly crisp dollar bills out of sheer spite.