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March 28, 2011

How To Wrap A Pigeon

I immediately searched Amazon for the "Pigeon Service Manual", but no such luck.

Schooled In Facebook Theological Debate

Whoever you are, Lacey, you're my hero.

Foolproof Logic Against Evolution

Planted tomato seeds and they grew into tomatoes?

Green Machine for Adults

@Johnny Cat - Look up "Huffy Slider". While it may not have the same steering design, I think it is pretty much marketed to this of us who are now adults and still wish we had our Green Machine.

Map Of The Solar System

It's okay, Pluto. You're still a planet in my heart. Full-size image at

Abraham Linkoln

Artist Joshua Kemble brings us this mashup of Link and Abraham Lincoln. First he saved the Union and then he saved Princess Zelda. Our greatest president since John Q-Bert Adams.

Putting Rebecca Black To Shame: Me And My Puppy

This is easily the best song I've heard in days weeks months YEARS. All hail Giovanna.

Kuwait Sandstorm

It's like watching a scene in a post-apocalypse movie.

50 Photos Of Baby Snookum Bears

Coatis, also known as Brazilian aardvarks and snookum bears (seriously), are members of the raccoon family who are native to South America. They can also be found in Central America, Mexico and reflected in your ever-widening googly eyes when you see how cute they are as babies.

20 Creative Darth Vader Variants

The creativity is strong in these ones. Being the Dark Lord of the galaxy isn't all force chokes and third degree lava burns. It's also fabulous cosplay costumes.

14 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Girl Scout Cookies

Happy Girl Scout cookie season! In honor of this special time of year, here are 14 facts you probably didn't know about them.

Guilty Truck

First there was the Guilty Dog. Now we have a Guilty Truck. I love you, internet!

Kid Gets Mad Air

Caption is NSFW Move over, Evil Knievel. This little girl feels the need for speed.

Tongue-Tied Dog

Photoshopped? Probably. Still gonna show it to everyone at the kennel where I work? Definitely.

Lady Gaga And A Mariachi Band Sing "Born This Way"

With a bottle of wine in hand, Gaga celebrates her birthday with an impromptu performance of "Born This Way."


A safe sex ad campaign from MTV in the form of comic strips that detail improbable intercourse scenarios, with the tagline "Sex is no accident." If Rube Goldberg did cartoons for Penthouse.

GIRP: Most Frustrating Game Since QWOP

I'm about three seconds away from throwing my keyboard across the room. And I can't stop.

The Cutest Interspecies Animal Friendships

Fuck Yeah, Interspecies Friendships is my new favorite tumblr. These pictures will make your heart melt! If these animals can learn to love each other, then why can't we humans?

Being A Man In Victoria's Secret

A graph illustrating the perils of being a man who accompanies his girlfriend into a Victoria's Secret. Science. You can't argue with it.

The Cutest Baby Sings Justin Bieber's 'Baby'


20 Cats In Fights

Sometimes cats have to duke it out to claim what’s rightfully theirs. That’ll teach you to play with MY piece of string.

25 Stars From The '90s You Probably Didn't Know Were On Twitter

From Urkel to Donkeylips, here are 25 people you should follow on Twitter. Will someone please show Blossom how to use a Groupon?!

Mr. Slinky

A guy on the New York City subway loses himself in the hypnotic wonders of a Slinky. This may be the most pleasant subway video we have ever posted.


Dogboarding is that thing of where you ride your pet dog like a skateboard and do tricks on him or her.

10 Cops Playing Solitaire On The Job

Police officers whiling away the time in their squad cars with a game of computer Solitaire. Vigilance!

11 Hilarious Swapped Movie Titles

At least this version of Juno would've been more entertaining. Chris Beaumont takes time from making awesome CubeCrafts to give a new spin on popular and/or infamous films.

20 Cats In Flight

Some cats walk, but others fly! Here are some kitties who know that the ground isn’t always the best way to travel.


In the same vein as Garfield Minus Garfield, a Tumblr that accentuates the existential ennui of Charles Schulz's Peanuts by lopping off the last panel of the comic strip. As though Charlie Brown and Snoopy were cast in a Godard film. Much more over at 3eanuts.

Angry Birds Movie Trailer

Well, it already looks more plot cohesive than Transformers.

Cobra Escapes Bronx Zoo

A 20-inch Egyptian cobra escaped from its enclosure in the reptile house of the Bronx Zoo, and people (specifically the media) are flipping the eff out. Its venom can kill an elephant. Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your elephants.

An Orchestra Performs Rebecca Black's "Friday"

Another stellar cover of the hit song "Friday."

Clever Anarchist Graffiti

He raises a good point. Is it meta-anarchy or irony-anarchy?

This Vending Machine Owes You Nothing

Machines like this office-place vending machine reject your perfectly crisp dollar bills out of sheer spite.

Best Rear Window Car Decal Ever

I think we can all agree that this is the best thing ever.

Beautiful Quilt Of Women's Panties

BEHOLD, the sequel to How to Make an American Quilt.

Who Has the Biggest Boobs in the World?

Colombia and Venezuela are really doing quite well in the World Girth and Boobage Cup.

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