March 28, 2011
I immediately searched Amazon for the "Pigeon Service Manual", but no such luck.
@Johnny Cat - Look up "Huffy Slider". While it may not have the same steering design, I think it is pretty much marketed to this of us who are now adults and still wish we had our Green Machine.
This is easily the best song I've heard in
days weeks months YEARS. All hail Giovanna.
While photos of Christina Aguilera making out with Matthew Rutler have been grabbing all the headlines, the unsung hero in all of this is the poor chauffeur who had front row tickets to the sticky bout of tonsil hockey. As the horror slowly dawns upon him, the contortions of his face are amazing.
Coatis, also known as Brazilian aardvarks and snookum bears (seriously), are members of the raccoon family who are native to South America. They can also be found in Central America, Mexico and reflected in your ever-widening googly eyes when you see how cute they are as babies.
The creativity is strong in these ones. Being the Dark Lord of the galaxy isn't all force chokes and third degree lava burns. It's also fabulous cosplay costumes.
Happy Girl Scout cookie season! In honor of this special time of year, here are 14 facts you probably didn't know about them.
Caption is NSFW Move over, Evil Knievel. This little girl feels the need for speed.
Photoshopped? Probably. Still gonna show it to everyone at the kennel where I work? Definitely.
OH, THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO BE EPIC!
With a bottle of wine in hand, Gaga celebrates her birthday with an impromptu performance of "Born This Way."
A safe sex ad campaign from MTV in the form of comic strips that detail improbable intercourse scenarios, with the tagline "Sex is no accident." If Rube Goldberg did cartoons for Penthouse.
I'm about three seconds away from throwing my keyboard across the room. And I can't stop.
A graph illustrating the perils of being a man who accompanies his girlfriend into a Victoria's Secret. Science. You can't argue with it.
Sometimes cats have to duke it out to claim what’s rightfully theirs. That’ll teach you to play with MY piece of string.
From Urkel to Donkeylips, here are 25 people you should follow on Twitter. Will someone please show Blossom how to use a Groupon?!
A guy on the New York City subway loses himself in the hypnotic wonders of a Slinky. This may be the most pleasant subway video we have ever posted.
Police officers whiling away the time in their squad cars with a game of computer Solitaire. Vigilance!
Some cats walk, but others fly! Here are some kitties who know that the ground isn’t always the best way to travel.
A 20-inch Egyptian cobra escaped from its enclosure in the reptile house of the Bronx Zoo, and people (specifically the media) are flipping the eff out. Its venom can kill an elephant. Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your elephants.
Machines like this office-place vending machine reject your perfectly crisp dollar bills out of sheer spite.
Colombia and Venezuela are really doing quite well in the World Girth and Boobage Cup.