March 13, 2011
So many questions. What makes it not just fresh, but extra fresh? And why on earth does it cost $10?
Tell it to someone who cares, Mathematics. Want a solution? Go talk to a bartender or a shrink. I don't have time for this crap.
Oh, it's funny 'cause it's true. Sigh.
No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
"She was asking for it"? Not valid in any way, shape, or form. Ever. End of debate.
I cannot comprehend the amount of coordination required to accomplish this feat.