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March 22, 2011

FINALLY: The Rebecca Black Flag Shirt

Took them long enough, didn't it? I already ordered mine.

10 Amazing Gig Posters By Plastic Flame Press

These concert posters were designed and screen-printed by one talented guy. Many more available at his site, Plastic Flame Press.

Paris Hilton 'Can't Stand Black Guys'

In a passage that wasn't published in his new book, author and journalist Neil Strauss recounts a run-in he had with Paris Hilton in which she admitted she "can't stand black guys." The whole exchange is pretty jaw-dropping. And if you didn't pick it up from the "Saving Private Ryan" hint, they're talking about Vin Diesel.

I Would Like To Make More Friends

An earnest gentleman named Paul is soliciting friends with this lengthy note, slipping it under doors in his apartment building. He likes "whole-body-ball." Is that a euphemism?

20 Awesome Electricity Conservation Posters From Japan

A collection of posters designed by Japanese graphic designers encouraging people to save power. Hat tip to Pink Tentakle for finding some of these.

Best Caption From The Supermoon

Of all the captioned pictures of last week's "super-moon", this is hands down the geekiest.

The Boy Who Went To Heaven

The boy who went to heaven talks heaven and God with Matt Lauer.

Can't You Go Faster?

Here is a snail riding a tiny turtle. That is all.

Project Springfield

A dedicated crazy person by the name of Kyle McCoy has been recreating the entire hometown of the Simpsons, block by block, with Perler beads. McCoy is on the cusp of finishing and will unveil the 10-foot by 4-foot mini-city on April 2nd.

Greatest Corporation Name Ever

Shockingly, this computer is not a Mac.

10 Examples Of Stained Glass LEGO Mosaics

LEGO, Y U NO MAKE SETS? These are awesome but most people aren't talented enough to create epic stained glass art without templates. LEGO is really dropping the ball here.

Judgment Day Pet Services

According to some Christians Judgment Day will happen on May 21st. But if you're Raptured, who will take care of your pets? Thanks to Craigslist, you don't have to worry.

Made In China

This box contains so many possibilities! Is it a blow-up doll? Is it an actual kitten? I just don't know.

The Best Reason Yet To Eat Ice Cream

Vengeance. Also, deliciousness.

Ghostface Killah Is Looking For Interns

This is a great opportunity.

Hipster Libyan Rebel

He was into rising up against Gadaffi before it was sanctioned by the U.N. The Arab Spring look was all the rage at South By.

Best Online Dating Profile Ever

The fact this man is single is a crime against humanity.

Dalek-Kitty Empire

Total universal Extermination has never looked so cute. For those who prefer to Upgrade, there's also a Cybermen-Kitty Empire shirt available. Designed and screen-printed by Plastic Flame Press.

The 16 Largest Insects In The World

All of your nightmares in one post.

Happy Birthday Captain Kirk!

William Shatner turns 80 today. If having the love of the Internet keeps you alive, both he and Betty White will live forever. And what better way to celebrate Shatnerday early then with some of his best YouTube clips?

LEGO Spaceship Alphabet

Because a B-Wing should look like a B-Wing. Over the course of two years, cartoonist Mark Anderson created twenty-six "working" LEGO spaceships. His flickr even has more angles and description for each ship!

Badger Badger Dubstep

The Internet comes full circle.

Dead Island Logo Censored

Guess the ESRB are members of PETZ: People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies. Zombies should be free! Free to roam and eat as nature intended. Not chained up like animals.

Disappointing Gay Best Friend

The ultimate counterpoint to Sassy Gay Friend! Featuring Tyler, the local office manager (who recently got stuck in an elevator).

The Russian Version Of How I Met Your Mother

In Soviet Russia, TV sitcom laughs at you!

5-Minute Nutella Turnover

I see your 5-Minute Nutella Mug Cake and raise you a 5-Minute Nutella Turnover.

Never Insult A Gentleman

NSFW If a gentleman ever handed me one of these cards, I would have no choice but to fetch my brother to defend my honor in a duel. After I finished laughing, that is.

Situation In Libya Simplified

Confused about this Libya place that's been in the news, but too lazy to actually research it? Here's a surprisingly informative summation of events, illustrated with meme faces.

Questionable Cookie Ingredients

Tim-Tams are really tasty cookies. Must be the soylent green filling!

Facebook Saves Lives

Yet another benefit of social media. Need I say more?

Happy Paper Towel Dispenser

This paper towel dispenser absolutely loves doing its job.

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