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March 5, 2011

It seems Charlie Sheen and his “goddess,” porn star Bree Olson, broke up and made up — all within a matter of hours!

This funny as an Internet video, but if I payed good money to see her recital I'd be pissed off.

Citing health problems, the famed Genesis drummer and vocalist is calling it quits from the music biz. He tells FHM that years of hunching behind his drum kit has left him with an array of medical problems, from hearing loss to a dislocated vertebra.

Jennifer Lopez doesn’t really enjoying having to cut people on American Idol. So in last night’s episode, when the judges had to pick three wild card spots to make up the top 13 finalists, J. Lo was struggling!

Long before Bob and Max and Sam and Lola, Charlie Sheen had a daughter with former girlfriend Paula Profit, and today we snapped 26-year-old Cassandra Sheen out and about in Calabasas. Click through for more photos.

Rap is a poem set to a phat beat.

There are many ways to play the great game of politics: Kim Jong Il is bluffing without any cards or money, Mubarak was that asshole kid who refused to admit you'd tagged him, and Silvio Berlusconi is playing naked Twister in a dorm full of skanks while drunk on Carlo Rossi.

An all-white wedding dress is lovely, but I love it when there’s some color breaking it up in the middle! Here a three of my favorite dresses with dramatic sashes, all from the Fall 2011 runways.

Jessica Biel turns 29 today! The actress works hard for her super hot body and shows it off in stylish outfits on the red carpet, but she really flaunts her fit form when she steps out in a two-piece.

Of all the candidates to dish theories about President Obama's roots, you'd think Mike Huckabee would be the most careful.

24/7 Wall St wrote: Lost in the debate about collective bargaining rights and the related issues of pay, pensions, and health care coverage is the dialogue about a core issue.

While pundits continue to offer their postmortems for the Oscars, and James Franco continues to print out his critical jibes and paste them onto a 12-foot papier-mâché sculpture he’s titled “The Weeping Wall,” Academy president Tom Sherak sat down w…

Kiefer Sutherland and Chris Noth have to contend with an unusual prop while performing in their new Broadway revival, "That Championship Season" -- the ashes of co-star Jason Patric's father.

It may just be more of his sitcom psychosis, but wacky actor Charlie Sheen declared yesterday that "Two and a Half Men" will soon be back on the air.

JaMarcus Russell Reportedly in Danger of Losing His $2.4 Million MansionIf ever there was a guy who deserved to have his mansion taken away from him, i...

Warning: This Inventory Video contains information about movies others did not want you to see.

Experiencing a little sexual deja vu with your bedroom M.O.? We asked the experts to spill their sexiest ideas to turn every occasion--from a lazy morning to a big birthday--into a steamy one. Read these sex moves, learn 'em and, um, go practice!

One of our most astute commenters brought up the issue of John Galliano‘s team in the studio and the atelier at Dior and his namesake label. Will they all be let go? Will most of them be spared? And while we’re at it, will the John Galliano label co…

The Dow Jones Industrial Average shed 88 points, or 0.7%, at 12,169 after dropping to as low as 12,079. The S&P 500 finished lower by 10 points, or 0.7%, at 1321 and the Nasdaq dropped 14 points, or 0.5%, at 2784. Despite volatile trading, …

It’s hard to find pictures of these two together even though they’ve been dating since 2006! But maybe that will change now that Mike Myers and Kelly Tisdale secretly tied the knot.

We caught up with Topher Grace to talk about his new movie and his thoughts on love and sex. Despite insisting that he's too awkward to qualify, he gave some pretty sound advice. Topher's new film Take Me Home Tonight opens today.

I know you think your dog's the best. Everyone does. But unless your little dude can drape his teenie wrists over the handlebars of your son's scooter and scoot himself down the block, I'm just not interested. Coming to Fox this Summer: Scooter D…

Up to this point, any spoof of Charlie Sheen was pointless, because there’s no humanly way to spoof what’s already beyond this terrestrial realm. Our non-Martian brains couldn’t handle it. However, Jimmy Fallon’s spot-on impression of Sheen during “…

As the author of A**holeology: The Cheat Sheet I’m an authority on not only everything a**hole but also the dreaded counter-attitude: the douchebag approach to life. You might not realize it but there are several douchey things you’re doing that are…

An interview and gallery of sexy pictures of model Destiny Monique

Lady Gaga knows how to milk publicity, but she's not keen on others doing the same to sell ice cream made from human breast milk.

Charlie SheenThe most surprising aspect of Charlie Sheen's suicide by camera this week—aside from the fact that he's somehow still alive—has been learning of his gift with words. Viewers quickly seized on his curious turns of phrase. "I got magic an…

The “Year Without Rain” beauty (and girlfriend of pop sensation Justin Bieber) debuted the cover art for her upcoming single, “Who Says.” On the cover, Selena, 18, looks seductively at the camera while twirling a lock of her brunette hair between tw…

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Colin Firth has been tipped for a knighthood in his native Britain after receiving a nomination for Queen Elizabeth II's Birthday Honors list, according to a U.K. report. The actor has flown the flag for Britain with his portrayal the Queen's fath…

Jimmy Fallon's bit taking on Charlie Sheen last night was a priceless mockery of Sheen's recent interviews, dropping all the favorites like "adonis DNA" and "tiger blood." At first it's even hard to tell that it's really Fallon.

Teen mom Bristol Palin and Teen Mom Maci Bookout became friends while doing speaking gigs for the Candie’s Foundation (which aims to prevent teen pregnancy). However, sources tell Crushable that the once-thriving friendship has soured now that Brist…

Considering Phil Collins has been edging toward the door since his 2003 “First Final Farewell Tour”—and arguably, since 1982’s Hello, I Must Be Going—it’s likely not a huge surprise to hear that erstwhile Genesis drummer/frontman and purveyor of som…

During her speech, Portman thanked "Black Swan" co-star turned fiance Benjamin Millepied for "the most wonderful gift," -- their baby, due later this year. Huckabee took issue with that statement, and the entire premise of her pregnancy, in an inter…

Have you noticed how every prom/spring formal theme is either 10,000 Leagues Under the Sea or A Night to Remember? Here are some ideas for less played-out themes. 1. NAFTA You can only bring Mexican or Canadian beer. Molson, anyone? 2. Come As Your …

We love us some Anthony Bourdain, but we’ve gotta say this: the list of his five favorite foodie films that he offered up to Entertainment Weekly is about as spontaneous as a Domino’s Pizza delivery capping off a long night of weed smoking. Yes, Big…

On March 1st, Charlie Sheen (@CharlieSheen) joined Twitter. In just over 24 hours he gained 1 million followers (the fastest in Twitter’s history) and notable Charlie Sheen quotes like “Tiger blood” and “Winning” have been trending. According to For…

The PS22 Chorus from New York City killed it at the Oscars, here's a little behind the scenes video from the oldest member of the PS22 group.

Social media experts debate whether Charlie Sheen's record-setting Twitter fan base is significant -- and part of an elaborate PR stunt.

What is it with this kid? Even Justin Bieber's shorn, leftover hair is a money maker. It was huge news when Bieber cut his hair. It was also big news when he gave his hair clippings to Ellen Degeneres when he was a guest on her show, asking her to …

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Link – Via Geekosystem Tags: Joe Lertola, typical. national geographic Neat stuff from the NeatoShop: Robot Sniffle Tissue Holder …

WHAT DO YOU THINK of Jennifer Lopez’s “On The Floor” video?

Check out Kim Kardashian’s new song, “Jam (Turn It Up)”!

I don't think you can blame God for these, although you could say there's a lack of divine intervention. Maybe it's just a higher power with a lower sense of humor?

World food prices rose to a record in January, according to the U.N.'s Food and Agriculture Organization and its Food Price Index. The index, which measures the cost of a basket of basic food supplies -- sugar, cereals, dairy, oils and fats, and mea…

At first I did not understand why this video had to be three minutes long. Now I understand completely. I bet when you go to high-five these pandas they

justin bieber likes selena gomez they kissed by the pool he even put his arm there boyfriend and girlfriend seacrtly i think this is pretty good u should put it in a magazine justin bieber has hit on alot of girl i pictures of justin bieber kissing …

A collection of the best websites, apps and memes inspired by the recent outburst of Charlie Sheen insanity!

The elderly have a hard enough time, as is, trying to keep their dignity in this world, so I have no idea why Japan’s Kanou Masayoshi would try to make things any more confusing for them than it already unfortunately is. See, Kanou’s the inventor of…

Beware the cupcake addict who can't get her fix: a woman trashed a cupcake shop in Wales after being informed that they had sold out of her favorite flavor, "sweet tooth fairy cake." In front of her kids! The owner of Sugarswirlz (yes, really) estim…

Blair River, the 6-foot-8 575 pound 29-year-old spokesman for the Heart Attack Grill restaurant known for its epic stunt-ish food and commercials, passed away on Tuesday at the age of 29.

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It’s been less than a week since Charlie Sheen began his media insanity tour, but the internet is already teeming with folks hoping to cash in on his highly quotable meltdown. Sure, you’ve got literally hundreds of T-shirts (Zazzle has seven exhaust…

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Editor’s Note from Vince: I suggested that C-Tates’ gritty, dong-burnt reimagining of Peter Pan should be known as “MC P. Pan.” Burnsy adds that the title should be changed from “Peter Pan Begins” to “OPP (Other Peter Pan).”

Charlie Sheen is enjoying his home life living with Rachel Oberlin, a porn star, and Natatlie Kenly, a graphic designer, so much that he’s even joking about marriage âe" a polygamous marriage. OK! NEWS: RACHEL OBERLIN âe"Â PORN STAR HAS HER “OWN …

With all the “beliebers” out there, his close family gathering and time spent with girlfriend, Selena Gomez, you’d think Justin Bieber’s 17th birthday yesterday would have been amazing. But Justin Tweeted that his feelings are “mixed” and was even p…

Watch out, Charlie Sheen. While Diddy may be in your corner, not every celeb is going to give you their “winning” approval right away. Fellow Comedian David Spade took to his Twitter today, with a not-so-nice comment about Charlie’s goddesses.

As Charlie Sheen continues to make headlines, there’s one actor who’s been laying pretty low through all this and that’s his costar, Jon Cryer. The star from Two and a Half Men taped a sketch for The Ellen DeGeneres Show and will appear as a temp re…

The presidential prospect calls Portman's pregnancy "troubling"

ABC has announced all the dynamic duos for the 12th season of Dancing With the Stars. Find out which stars were matched with which dancing pros below!

Max Eddy of Geekosystem rounded up pictures and information about unusual and macabre chess sets, such as the above set inspired by the Alien movie franchise. Facehuggers make appropriate pawns.

The rumor is that Angelina Jolie is so afraid of losing her looks that she's going under the knife for a major facial makeover. According to the not always credible National Enquirer, Angelina is "freaked out" and convinced her career will start to…

TV Land announced today that Golden Globe® winner and two-time Academy Award® nominee John Travolta will reunite with the cast of "Welcome Back, Kotter" at the "TV Land Awards 2011." The network will salute the beloved sitcom - set in Brooklyn, NY …

Vanessa Hudgens knows how to shop in style. We spotted her at 25 Park Boutique on Madison Avenue in New York City yesterday in a blue velvet dress.

It’s relatively well known that DJ Jazzy Jeff and Will Smith turned down the opportunity to star in 1990′s House Party — roles that eventually went to Kid and Play. Not such a bad deal, as Smith is now so successful that he’s turned to making his ch…

We're sure you've seen Megan Fox's print Armani ads, but now you get to see the bombshell do her thing video-style. In the ads, Megan shows off her many

The actress was snapped in a bright green two-piece as she filmed scenes for her hit show Cougar Town in Oahu, Hawaii. The scene included her co-star Josh Hopkins, as the two were seen frolicking in a pool. At one point, Josh lifts Courteney out of …

March 3rd is Hinamatsuri, which is Japanese for “Doll Festival“, and also known as “Girls’ Day” or Momo no sekku, which means “Peach Festival”. Though not a national holiday in Japan, many families with girls will pray for their growth and happiness…

PARIS–There’s always a bit of a crowd surrounding a fashion show–usually it’s comprised of street style photographers and the people who want to be snapped by them (editors and buyers rush in just before the show starts). But the scene outside Gymna…

Symantec, the peeps behind Norton Antivirus, recently conducted a survey exploring the ethics of online dating. They surveyed 1,060 men and women, 18 and over, who date online (or have done so in the past). Symantec discovered that men were the bigg…

Don’t have three-plus months to wait for your wedding dress? Well, here are some you can take home the day you buy ’em!

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9. DreamCast Nintendo is obviously the nostalgic gaming console of our youth. But that's exactly why you should shy from it. Go with Dreamcast. Not only will it stir up memories of Sega's failed foray into 64-bit gaming, but will allow your offsprin…

Formerly incarcerated rapper Da Brat tells TMZ she did NOT strike up a romance with another female inmate during her time behind bars ... though she insists everyone wanted a shot at her "goodies." Da Brat -- who last week completed a three year …

A judge temporarily stripped Charlie Sheen of custody of his twin sons Tuesday, after Brooke Mueller submitted a declaration in which she alleged Charlie said, "I will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom" ... TMZ has learned. …

Sources connected with the negotiations between Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller tell TMZ ... the custody deal they tentatively agreed to is OFF ... because Charlie just can't stop his media blitz. Charlie tweeted a short time ago he and Brooke r…

Charlie Sheen has been yakking with Denise Richards, threatening to strip her of child custody ... sources connected with the former couple tell TMZ. We're told Charlie has gone on an attack campaign against Denise in the last two weeks, accusi…

David Arquette was just involved in a head-on collision and he's injured ... TMZ has learned. David was driving in West Hollywood just a few minutes ago ... when his car veered into oncoming traffic. David is lying on the ground right now -- ble…

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