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March 25, 2011

I would die of happiness if I opened my fridge to find this.

Hipsters are everywhere these days. Usually I roll my eyes and groan, but this made me smile.

Flashdance scandal for the 21st century?

It had to be done. I'm so sorry. Happy Friday!

Batman has the same wish. Meaning he would like a yacht.

Every now and then two completely different Tumblr posts come together to form something truly special: a Tumblr coincidence. It's the closest thing you'll find to a miracle on Tumblr. Enjoy.

Excuse me while I go scream forever.

Mmm, cupcake inception.

Since tiny giraffes are all the rage thanks to those DirecTV ads, here are a bunch of real life mini-raffes. Giraffes are weird and beautiful creatures. Kind of lIke elongated goats.

"She" loves it, is overwhelmed by it. Chloe loves quail egg salad, spring cleaning ladies, the undefinable silhouettes of Rodarte, the delicate whispers of the horsefly, and oh, so much more.

This list has been confirmed by my husband.

From the obscure 1974 film "The Driver's Seat," in which she plays an insane spinster with a death wish, here's Elizabeth Taylor very intensely applying makeup. Plus a bonus scene from the same movie where she flips out about stain resistant fabric and takes off her top. Both clips demonstrate why she is an icon. Rest in peace.

"And how much did you pay for this interesting sculpture?" "Actually, someone paid me to take it!"

Everything that is wrong with America in one video. God help us all.

Gold doggie bowl, handmade boudoir? I'll never call my dog "spoiled" again!

Wait a minute...

This is so fucking poignant somehow.

This is the kind of shirt you wear to SXSW Interactive with the sheer intention to get LAID.

Like the magnificent Swallows of Capistrano, the wild Princes of Fresh make a preternatural journey across thousands of miles. Boy are Will Smith's arms tired. Rimshot followed by groans.

She's either the life of the party, or she's scared everyone away by looking like she's eating her own brains.

Hey, Listen! Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey!

Thanks to Pica Pic, you can now play these nostalgic LCD videogames from the '80s online.

This week the internets created the best serial killer meme yet: Dating Site Murderer. He'll kill you with his kindness.

These stuffed animals are a parent’s worst nightmare. Even if you are all for letting your kids express themselves with strange toys, just make sure you take them off the bed before you give your guests a tour of the house.

Now with more Pedobear. Rebecca Black gets memed.

I don't really know how to feel about this.

I am sure she weighed the pros and cons before heading into this thing. There is no way she is not prepared for what is in store. Right?

Holy crap.

The family of an Ohio woman who turned 119 said Guinness World Records will not recognize her age because they don't have a birth certificate.

Schwartzman has officially signed on, and with a 1960s setting guaranteeing at least one Kinks song, and a subplot that involves Bill Murray playing a cuckolded sad clown, nearly all of the elements for a Wes Anderson film are now in place.

We long for the days when wrestlers brought pets to the ring with them, but letting a giant macaw crap on your shoulder does not a Hall of Famer make.

Born February 27, 1932 in Hampstead, London, Taylor is the second child of parents Francis Lenn and Sara Viola. A dual citizen of the UK and the United States, she made her acting debut in 1942's There's One Born Every Minute.

‘You will be Unprepared’ for all the hotness packed into Sucker Punch when it hits screens Friday in wide release.

If you’re a runner, you can raise money to help with disaster relief efforts in Japan--by going for a jog once a day for the next 30 days. (And hey, you were probably going to do that anyway, right?)

When I’m having sex....no, wait, I can’t. I definitely have sexual preferences and peccadilloes, but I can’t confess them on a blog.

"My Name Is Earl" star Ethan Suplee has dropped more than 200 POUNDS in 11 years -- and yesterday, dude told us, if it weren't for his bicycle ... he never would have lost all the weight.

Here's one guy playing 9 individual parts of Bach's Brandenburg Concerto no. 3 on a melodica wind piano, which sounds like the love-child of an accordion and a harmonica.

Russell Brand has nothing to hide. It's part of his program, not to mention how he earns his living.

UNOSUMAI, Japan (Reuters) - The towering waves that splintered thousands of Japanese homes and lives has forced the country to rethink one of its most sacred Buddhist practices: how it treats the dead.

If it hasn't started already, the momentum in cancer drug stocks will emerge in the days and weeks leading up to May 18. That's the date this year when ASCO will post research abstracts to its annual meeting on the group's web site.

To come up with our list, we isolated the 10 bank and thrift holding companies with average daily trading volume of at least 50 thousand shares and were profitable in 2010 with an operating return on average assets of at least 0.50%.

But Chris said on BET he had a bit of a different take on the whole mess:Â ”I felt like, ‘OK, they told us this just so they can get us on the show so they can exploit me.’ You know, that’s what I thought. I kind of took it very, very hard.

The incredibly sexy Kia Drayton makes her debut appearance on TSJ!

A South Carolina man who twice pleaded guilty to having sex with a horse has been released from prison and put on probation -- under the condition that he keep his distance from the horse.

Deputies in Florida say 92-year-old Helen Staudinger opened fire on her neighbor's house after the much younger resident refused to give her a kiss.

A North Carolina man claims to have captured a video of the elusive creature known as Bigfoot. Is it the real thing or just another gorilla-suited hoaxer?

Following AOL's $315 million purchase of the Huffington Post and the ensuing layoffs, old-school food blog Slashfood is going to be merged into the HuffPo Food section.

Everyone is amused by the fact that Elizabeth Taylor outlived Mel Gussow, her Times obituary writer, but this has actually been going on for years now. Still, that doesn't make this any less true.

The 24-year-old reality star is recovering after undergoing an appendectomy. "He will be fine," says mom Kris Jenner.

He doesn't just let the terrifying animals live. He also lets the cute animals live so he can be amused by watching the terrifying animals tear the cute ones apart and feast on their remains.

Remember that time Paris Hilton was at a club and someone was filming it and she looked into the camera and said, "we're like two niggers." If you don’t watch the video above because that’s it.

Would it surprise you to learn that, according to a Pew study, nearly half of all 12-year-olds in the U.S. use social network sites, even though they don't meet the minimum age requirements? For Facebook, it's a headache they could do without.

DALLAS, March 22 (UPI) -- U.S. researchers have demonstrated another step toward creating a quantum computer, exhibiting a so-called quantum chip at a convention in Dallas.

Chris Brown stormed out of a Good Morning America interview today when he was asked a tough question about Rihanna.

According to new reports, Elizabeth Taylor's death troubled actress Zsa Zsa Gabor so much that she was hospitalized with high blood pressure.

The new Wiz Khalifa album Rolling Papers is not set to debut until March 29, but it has already leaked online and Wiz isn't upset about it.

Jaden Smith is the latest celebrity to fall victim to an awful celebrity death hoax that has also claimed the lives of Adam Sandler, Owen Wilson, Jeff Goldblum and Pat Sajak.

Witherspoon and her kids with ex-husband Ryan Phillippe, Deacon, 7, and Ava, 11, step out with Toth in Brentwood February 28. "They are extremely happy," Witherspoon's rep told Us about the couple's December engagement.

@Spinafex: I didn't get this tattoo for 5 minutes of fame. I got it back in May after thinking about having it done for two years. I actually use it almost every day.

Alberto Salazar, a trainer of highly successful athletes, has been experimenting with new forms of physical therapy to give his clients an extra edge.

Paramount released an extended trailer for Captain America: The First Avenger. Read on and watch the trailer to find out why this super hero movie is so highly anticipated!

Elizabeth TaylorElizabeth Rosemond Taylor, who died this morning at age 79, was the most fleshly of actresses.

When you move to a place called Leisure World, it's almost as if there is a mandate to relax, take up a hobby, putter around the golf course, or try your hand at shuffleboard.

Holding hands has certainly become more commonplace among friends lately. For Ashley Greene however, who’s just a week separated from her public split from Joe Jonas, a post-club hand-holding bout is sure to bring some attention.

Young Hollywood starlets Emily Browning, Abbie Cornish, Jena Malone, Vanessa Hudgens and Jamie Chung team up in the hopes of Sucker Punch-ing their box office competition this weekend. The action-packed fantasy film Sucker Punch is set in the 1950s.

Facebook has begun rolling out its controversial 'Social Ads' campaign, which allows companies to use your name and profile picture in advertisements targeted to your friends.

Michael Schur has enjoyed a fruitful comedy career thus far. He was a writer on Saturday Night Live from 1997 until 2004, when he left to begin work on a project many naysayers were ready to denounce before it began: The American adaptation of The Office.

Hard to believe that we were shocked by makeup for eight-year-olds and titillating Vogue Enfants spreads.

Is there a certain food you find disgusting but wish you didn't? Oysters? Martinis? Coffee? Something other people enjoy but that looks and tastes repulsive to you? Well, you, too, can like it by following these eight simple steps.

Here’s a cute “One of these nails is not like the other” manicure idea for you I spotted on Vanessa Hudgens.

Hugh Hefner's 24-year-old fiancee, Crystal Harris, might not be ready for monogamous matrimony with her 84-year-old beau after all.

Teach your babies well and teach them the best swears before anything else.

While Justin Timberlake is knee deep in Mila’s Kunis, Jessica Biel is apparently rebounding from their break-up by having casual sex with Gerard Butler who I honestly forgot was still out there.

Those horrible, intolerant, heartless gay-haters at the Westboro Baptist Church are preparing to spread their evil message at Elizabeth Taylor's funeral ... a higher power tells TMZ.

Happy 119th Birthday.

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