March 25, 2011
I would die of happiness if I opened my fridge to find this.
Hipsters are everywhere these days. Usually I roll my eyes and groan, but this made me smile.
It had to be done. I'm so sorry. Happy Friday!
Batman has the same wish. Meaning he would like a yacht.
Every now and then two completely different Tumblr posts come together to form something truly special: a Tumblr coincidence. It's the closest thing you'll find to a miracle on Tumblr. Enjoy.
Excuse me while I go scream forever.
Mmm, cupcake inception.
Since tiny giraffes are all the rage thanks to those DirecTV ads, here are a bunch of real life mini-raffes. Giraffes are weird and beautiful creatures. Kind of lIke elongated goats.
"She" loves it, is overwhelmed by it. Chloe loves quail egg salad, spring cleaning ladies, the undefinable silhouettes of Rodarte, the delicate whispers of the horsefly, and oh, so much more.
This list has been confirmed by my husband.
"And how much did you pay for this interesting sculpture?" "Actually, someone paid me to take it!"
Everything that is wrong with America in one video. God help us all.
Gold doggie bowl, handmade boudoir? I'll never call my dog "spoiled" again!
Wait a minute...
This is so fucking poignant somehow.
This is the kind of shirt you wear to SXSW Interactive with the sheer intention to get LAID.
Like the magnificent Swallows of Capistrano, the wild Princes of Fresh make a preternatural journey across thousands of miles. Boy are Will Smith's arms tired. Rimshot followed by groans.
She's either the life of the party, or she's scared everyone away by looking like she's eating her own brains.
Hey, Listen! Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey!
These stuffed animals are a parent’s worst nightmare. Even if you are all for letting your kids express themselves with strange toys, just make sure you take them off the bed before you give your guests a tour of the house.
Now with more Pedobear. Rebecca Black gets memed.
I don't really know how to feel about this.
I am sure she weighed the pros and cons before heading into this thing. There is no way she is not prepared for what is in store. Right?
The family of an Ohio woman who turned 119 said Guinness World Records will not recognize her age because they don't have a birth certificate.
Here's one guy playing 9 individual parts of Bach's Brandenburg Concerto no. 3 on a melodica wind piano, which sounds like the love-child of an accordion and a harmonica.
If it hasn't started already, the momentum in cancer drug stocks will emerge in the days and weeks leading up to May 18. That's the date this year when ASCO will post research abstracts to its annual meeting on the group's web site.
To come up with our list, we isolated the 10 bank and thrift holding companies with average daily trading volume of at least 50 thousand shares and were profitable in 2010 with an operating return on average assets of at least 0.50%.
The incredibly sexy Kia Drayton makes her debut appearance on TSJ!
Following AOL's $315 million purchase of the Huffington Post and the ensuing layoffs, old-school food blog Slashfood is going to be merged into the HuffPo Food section.
Everyone is amused by the fact that Elizabeth Taylor outlived Mel Gussow, her Times obituary writer, but this has actually been going on for years now. Still, that doesn't make this any less true.
The 24-year-old reality star is recovering after undergoing an appendectomy. "He will be fine," says mom Kris Jenner.
Remember that time Paris Hilton was at a club and someone was filming it and she looked into the camera and said, "we're like two niggers." If you don’t watch the video above because that’s it.
DALLAS, March 22 (UPI) -- U.S. researchers have demonstrated another step toward creating a quantum computer, exhibiting a so-called quantum chip at a convention in Dallas.
@Spinafex: I didn't get this tattoo for 5 minutes of fame. I got it back in May after thinking about having it done for two years. I actually use it almost every day.
Alberto Salazar, a trainer of highly successful athletes, has been experimenting with new forms of physical therapy to give his clients an extra edge.
Facebook has begun rolling out its controversial 'Social Ads' campaign, which allows companies to use your name and profile picture in advertisements targeted to your friends.
Hard to believe that we were shocked by makeup for eight-year-olds and titillating Vogue Enfants spreads.
Is there a certain food you find disgusting but wish you didn't? Oysters? Martinis? Coffee? Something other people enjoy but that looks and tastes repulsive to you? Well, you, too, can like it by following these eight simple steps.
Hugh Hefner's 24-year-old fiancee, Crystal Harris, might not be ready for monogamous matrimony with her 84-year-old beau after all.
Happy 119th Birthday.