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March 29, 2011

'Carnage beyond Imagination' in Misrata as Gaddafi Pounds Rebels

(Reuters) - Rebels in the Libyan city of Misrata said they were under intense attack on Tuesday by forces loyal to leader Muammar Gaddafi, and they appealed to governments meeting in London to help them.

The Most Hated Industries of 2010

Customer service is a vital part of any business, but the industries on this list are still struggling to fight against a status quo of bad service.

Jackie Chan “Alive & Well” after Internet Death Hoax

Jackie Chan is the latest celebrity to fall victim to an Internet celebrity death hoax. While he may not be out and about Hollywood right now promoting a film, the beloved action star is very much alive, and he wants the world to know!

Twin Babies Talk About The Bronx Zoo Cobra

The video of the talking twin babies has left everyone asking: What the hell were they talking about? The Egyptian cobra that escaped from the Bronx Zoo, that's what. Subtitled for your convenience.

Meet Robert Pattinson’s ‘Cosmopolis’ Wife: Sarah Gadon

It’s moments like these where we think dating an actor may not be as great as it seems. Sarah Gadon has signed on to play Robert Pattinson’s estranged wife in Cosmopolis. How could you not be jealous of that?

25 Years Of Pixar Animation

Well, now we can all feel old together.

Rihanna: Rolling Stone Cover Model!

Rihanna wears a super short pair of shorts on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine’s latest issue, on newsstands Friday (April 1).

60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos

A collection of unexplainable, bad stock photos. Huge thanks to Awkward Stock Photos for a bunch of these.

60 Photos Taken At The Mall In 1990

I've selected my faves, but for the full nostalgic effect, click here to see the set. Life got so much less rebellious after they banned smoking in malls.

Ticket Brokers Unable to Sell Charlie Sheen Tickets, Losing Money

Charlie Sheen may have received his money for selling out his tour, but the ticket brokers that snapped up seats to re-sell are on the losing end of the deal.

Stupid Things You Should NEVER Do On An Escalator

Seriously, you shouldn't do these things unless you really enjoy faceplanting! It may seem obvious, but people can be really dumb!

New Pains Of Being Pure At Heart Video!

For Heart In Your Heartbreak. It's about those nerds in your local guitar center who are always jamming out on the instruments, and it's really fun!

Alexander Skarsgard Hides in His Hoodie

Alexander Skarsgard tries to keep a low profile in a blue hoodie while running errands on Saturday (March 26) in Beverly Hills, Calif.

Brother’s Koch: True American Victims

Charles and David Koch both agree that President Obama is anti-business. But they're insanely rich.

A Very Honest Police Report

She fought the law and the law still didn't know what the hell was going on.

Justin Bieber Has The Most Hated Video On Youtube

With over 1,158,497 dislikes and counting, "Baby" is officially the most hated video on YouTube.

Volume-Control Dog

Impressive Shiba Inu can control the volume of his bark based on command.

35 Breathtaking Aerial Photographs

A bird's eye view of the world. If bird's were tourists...with cameras...and little fanny packs. Yann Arthus Bertrand is famous in the photography world for his stunning aerial photography and it's easy to see why.

Lady Gaga Gets A Birthday Cake

To mark her birthday, a bunch of dudes wearing condom skirts delivered a cake to a blood and latex-covered Lady Gaga. She was born this way (25 years ago). More over at Celebuzz.

The 50 Funniest Roller Coaster Snapshots

Riding a roller coaster brings out a plethora of emotions in real time. From to sheer terror to pure joy, these faces are truly priceless.

Shawn Marion Has A Really Gross Finger

Dallas Mavericks player Shawn Marion has a severely dislocated pinkie that he has no intention of fixing. He injured it earlier this season, but has no recollection of exactly how his hand was deformed into a gnarled, arthritic nightmare. On the plus side, his shadow puppetry is amazing.

Hermione Ruins A Scene

I thought she was supposed to be the goody two-shoes. With Swedish subtitles for some reason. (From, via)

HENNESSY YOUNGMAN

Hennessy Youngman is on the Internet, bitch. He has some art thoughtz for your brain. Here is a selection of the most profound and useful.

How To Ask A Girl To Prom

Jason wanted to ask Lianna to the prom, so he wrote this little song and serenaded her during third period.

"Regulate" On Toy Instruments

This is fucking fantastic.

Justin Bieber Will Be In Rehab At Age 30

At least, that's the prediction of a majority of respondents in a new Vanity Fair/60 Minutes poll. "Fat and bald" was another popular choice. We are a pessimistic people. And why is 60 Minutes polling this?

How To Play Pictionary

An intricately detailed flowchart plotting the byzantine course of a typical game of Pictionary. Point harder!

Geeky Growth Chart

Princess Leia seems a little short to be such a height snob.

A Drunken Darren Criss Performs Teenage Dream

A drunken Darren Criss serenaded Perez Hilton's birthday crowd with Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream."

Charlie Sheen & Denise Richards Battle over Custody of Pug

Charlie Sheen turned to his Twitter recently to suggest ex-wife Denise Richards is a dog thief. But Denise allegedly is the one who rescued the former couple’s two dogs from the 45-year-old actor who reportedly abused them.

Trace Amount of Radiation Found in Massachusetts Rainwater

Massachusetts officials are testing drinking water supplies after a routine sample of rainwater collected in the state showed low levels of radiation that likely originated from Japan's crippled nuclear plant.

Starbucks Coffee Sold in Texas Funeral Home

Owners of a funeral home in this Dallas suburb who hope to project a more progressive image have taken their customer-service concept to another level: They now sell Starbucks coffee.

After 30 Years Apart, Brother and Sister George Bentley and Sarah Kemp Reunite on Bizarre Blind Date

What are the odds? Sarah Kemp and George Bentley, two out-of-touch siblings, were reunited last week after a chance correspondence through an Internet dating service.

New Company Promises to Give You a Pretend Facebook Girlfriend

Your relationship troubles are over with the help of Cloud Girlfriend, a new startup that creates virtual girlfriends for social media like Facebook.

Charlie Sheen Accuses Denise Richards of Dognapping

It looks like Denise Richards is Charlie Sheen's latest target. In a Twitter rampage, the actor has launched an accusatory attack on his ex-wife and the mother of his daughters Sam, 7, and Lola, 5.

Did Joe Biden Really Lock a Reporter in a Closet? Not Quite

The Internet was abuzz over the weekend with the news that Vice President Joe Biden had locked a White House pool reporter in a closet. How could you, Joe? But it turns out that (of course!) there was more to the story than what met the web's eye.

Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth's Wedding Is Today!

Reese Witherspoon chats How Do You Know? Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson dazzle in Water for Elephants Reese Witherspoon is engaged!

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