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March 17, 2011

Couch Camouflage

It took me a moment to realize what I was looking at here. Well done, soldier. Well done.

The Top 166 And A Half Things Found In A Scranton Woman's Vagina

A woman in Scranton, Pennsylvania was arrested on suspicion of burglary. After a thorough body search, authorities found an amazing array of items hidden in her vagina. Here is the full menu of vaginal contraband. Since the denominations were not announced (and for the sake of running up the score), the $55.22 were broken down into individual dollars and cents. In the race to turn body cavities into clown cars, this woman is winning.

Fat, Ugly Or Slutty?

There are no girls on the Internet. Two female gamers were sharing their war stories about online gaming when they hit upon the idea to make a humorous site, FatUglyOrSlutty.com, where women could o_O about the stuff that men boys are willing to spew at gamers of the XX persuasion.

The Situation's Banned Jokes, Presented By The Leprechaun

The Situation's comedy routine at the roast of Donald Trump was instantly hailed the worst thing ever, but it somehow just got worse. Comedy Central deemed a joke aimed at Snoop Dogg as too racist and cut it from the broadcast. Here is that joke, plus a few more offensive cracks at the expense of Marlee Matlin and Larry King that were omitted, as told by the The Leprechaun from "Leprechaun." Y'know, because it's St. Patrick's Day. Shut up.

Art For Japan

A collection of artwork attempting to raise money for relief efforts in Japan. Despite all of the taco shop brawls and farting Charlie Sheens, sometimes the internet can do good. Links to the individual artist or fundraising page are provided if you feel like chipping in. *This post has been edited to remove a trans slur.*

Leprechaun Trap Cake

Quick, someone photoshop Adimiral Ackbar into St. Paddy's Day attire! Using a bundt cake pan and some imagination, Megan has made a tasty attempt to get free wishes today.

Leprechaun Dogs

It's St. Patrick's Day. Let's get drunk and dress up a bunch of dogs like leprechauns. Erin go bark. Woof.

Loyal To The End

Think dogs don't feel emotions? These two pictures will prove you wrong. My heart just broke a little.

LeAnn Rimes Defends Her Super-Skinny Frame

Many brides-to-be lose pounds before the wedding, either because they're intentionally "dieting for the dress" or because all that stress is taking a toll. But has LeAnn Rimes taken her pre-wedding diet a little too far?

Goldman's 8 New 'Conviction' Stock Buys

Goldman Sachs has added 19 stocks to its Conviction Buy List in 2011 and removed others. For investors willing to go against the grain and buy stocks in a down market, the global investment bank's picks may offer substantial upside.

Ruth Reichl's Doomsday Tweets - a Moveable Tweet

Food writer and newly-annointed Top Chef Masters judge Ruth Reichl recently got dinged for continuing her hippy-dippy tweets in the face of the apocalyptic scenario playing out in Japan. "What planet are you on? The one WITHOUT thousands dying from an earthquake?".

Bag of Oregano Results in Suspensions

CHESAPEAKE, Va., March 16 (UPI) -- A Virginia father said he was outraged his son was suspended for possessing a plastic bag of oregano at his middle school.

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Acronyms and abbreviations in textspeak are getting more convoluted every day. Twitter member @TeenDreaming took it to the level of the ridiculous with a Tweet that was turned into this Twaggie.

Penguins Walking around a Jetliner

Three days ago, on a Southwest Airlines flight from San Francisco to San Diego, penguins waddled around the plane. SeaWorld was transporting them to a convention and the penguins’ attendants decided to give them some free time.

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