March 17, 2011
It took me a moment to realize what I was looking at here. Well done, soldier. Well done.
This baby owl perches on the fine line between winning hearts and devouring souls. Whatever you do, don't blink.
And what, you may ask, is a Cyclotrope?
A woman in Scranton, Pennsylvania was arrested on suspicion of burglary. After a thorough body search, authorities found an amazing array of items hidden in her vagina. Here is the full menu of vaginal contraband. Since the denominations were not announced (and for the sake of running up the score), the $55.22 were broken down into individual dollars and cents. In the race to turn body cavities into clown cars, this woman is winning.
Here's a super cool stop-motion animation starring a robot elephant.
This is a wicked one-man remix.
This is probably how you dance.
Goats making sweet, sweet music. They're nature's sousaphones.
I have no idea how this person/video survived, but here it is.
No, seriously. Public Policy Polling, apparently bored with their jobs, found that Sheen was beating Palin amongst all-important independent voters in a hypothetical presidential match-up. Duh. Full results here.
Quick, we all need to pool our money and fly to Chile!
Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
There are no girls on the Internet. Two female gamers were sharing their war stories about online gaming when they hit upon the idea to make a humorous site, FatUglyOrSlutty.com, where women could o_O about the stuff that
men boys are willing to spew at gamers of the XX persuasion.
The Situation's comedy routine at the roast of Donald Trump was instantly hailed the worst thing ever, but it somehow just got worse. Comedy Central deemed a joke aimed at Snoop Dogg as too racist and cut it from the broadcast. Here is that joke, plus a few more offensive cracks at the expense of Marlee Matlin and Larry King that were omitted, as told by the The Leprechaun from "Leprechaun." Y'know, because it's St. Patrick's Day. Shut up.
Scary new video of the tsunami hitting the small port town of Miyako City.
This is my new theme song for Mondays.
Let's all drink to the patron saint of Stockholm Syndrome!
She's very sad!!!!!!
A collection of artwork attempting to raise money for relief efforts in Japan. Despite all of the taco shop brawls and farting Charlie Sheens, sometimes the internet can do good. Links to the individual artist or fundraising page are provided if you feel like chipping in. *This post has been edited to remove a trans slur.*
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Ben Franklin
On November 13, 1991, Royce G. Garrison was filmed by his father in his grandmother's basement singing "Emotions" by Mariah Carey.
It's St. Patrick's Day. Let's get drunk and dress up a bunch of dogs like leprechauns. Erin go bark. Woof.
Some Alpacas are really shaggy, apparently.
Another option is to be teenage and mutant, but this works too.
Think dogs don't feel emotions? These two pictures will prove you wrong. My heart just broke a little.
Gentlemen, pay attention. This is serious business.