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March 24, 2011

Brandon Prust Breaks His Girlfriend in Canada's Heart

New York Rangers star Brandon Prust has been caught red-lipped.

Worst Homeland-Security Menace

Michael Walsh, a former associate editor of Time, is the author (writing as David Ka hane) of "Rules for Radical Conservatives."

Natalie Portman and Her Bump Take the Dog for a Walk

Sure, she’s bundled up in a winter coat because of remarkably unseasonable weather in New York City, but not even a parka can completely hide Natalie Portman‘s baby bump.

Reporter Becomes Pimp after Having Pay Cut

Newspapers had a tough time in the recession with many shutting down, cutting staff, or starting mandatory furloughs. Kevin Provencher, a reporter at the New Hampshire Union Leader had an interesting idea on how to weather the storm.

Low-Budget Wolverine

Want to be Wolverine? Don't have billions of dollars to spend on lining your skeleton with a make-believe alloy? Aren't Hugh Jackman? Have we got the solution for you! Also for the budget-conscious, take methamphetamines for the illusion of a healing factor. NOTICE: Do not take methamphetamines for the illusion of a healing factor.

15 Fandoms Expressed With Nail Art

Yeah, but the real challenge is to keep it from chipping for over five minutes. It's amazing what can be done with nail polish, patience and a lot of toothpicks.

10 Awesome Misheard Lyrics Music Videos

You need to watch "Obama's Elf" right NOW.

A World Map Of Video Game Villains

Interesting infographic breaking down the nationalities of villains in military-themed video games. China is quickly becoming the global boogeyman of choice. And apparently developers don't find New Zealand very threatening.

The Proper Manifesto...Manifesto

Behold, the secrets of effective manifesto writing!

What Do People Want To Know About Your Race (According To Google)

I can't tell you why I like Wayne Brady. I JUST DO.

Mosh Pit In Finland

The camera operator was obviously torn over which was more fascinating, the awkward band or the awkward loss of motor control they were triggering in the audience. How do you say "arrhythmic jerking" in Finnish?

Write a Fashion Police Caption for Debra Messing - Style & Beauty

Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of Debra Messing, who went shopping in NYC's Soho neighborhood Sunday.

The King Of Time

Cannot be unseen. There's some debate as to whether the king is bearded or has boobs. It's in the eye of the beholder.

Corgi Doesn't Want To Walk

Milton the corgi simply refuses to go for an outing on a hot summer's day.

Baby Hates "Happy Birthday"

In his defense, this is what I look like on the inside when people try to sing this to me in public.

Thundercats: Kid Tested, Mother Approved

Nice try, 1980s marketing department.

Bathamm and Superhamm

Artist Stanley Chow did what most of us have done at one time or another: imagined Jon Hamm in tights, fighting crime. Why Warner Bros. didn't make this a reality instead of casting some limey as Superman, Zod only knows. But if Christian Bale doesn't return for a fourth Batman film, there's hope. Desperate, sweaty hope.

Anthony Weiner High School Photo

Anthony Weiner, New York congressman and liberal icon, in a 1981 high school yearbook photo. Released by Rep. Weiner himself on his Twitter page. There is nothing wrong in America that can't be fixed by what is right in this photo.

20 Ways To Tell Someone Secretly Hates You

It's not always easy to tell if someone hates you. But there's a good chance they do if ... you're great looking, successful, smart, rich and the list goes on. Take a look at some telltale signs that prove you aren't just plain paranoid.

Badminton Jedi

But wait...wouldn't the lightsaber cut through the ball?

Lesbians Who Look Like Conan O'Brien

A new Tumblr with a singular mission: find women, preferably lesbians (although not an ironclad rule), who look like Conan O'Brien. Keep checking Lesbians Who Look Like Conan O'Brien for the latest doppelgingers.

Rachel Ray Eats Her Dog

Horrible and disgusting.

Do Not Piss Off Singaporean Models

Peter Coffin learned this particular life lesson the hard way.

Snake Thinks Cat's Tail Is Another Snake

This is a metaphor for how sometimes people think you are something that you are not, but then how I will kick that person's ass if they try to cross me again. You know who you are, motherfucker. (Just kidding! This is not a metaphor for anything except how snakes are obviously not the smartest animals.) Via @aptpat.

Chris Brown Apologizes For 'Good Morning America' Outburst

Chris Brown appeared on BET and apologized for his behavior following the now infamous Good Morning America interview, saying he was "blowing off steam." That was some powerful, glass-shattering steam.

Duke Nukem Forever Delayed...Again

The unicorn slips through our grasp one more time.

Anatomy Of A Cupcake

Now class, please see Figure 40 for the anatomical chart of the cupcake.

Russian ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Has Much Better Ted

This clip of a Russian “How I Met Your Mother” knock-off made the rounds yesterday, although I have no idea why because it’s in Russian and there aren’t any subtitles.

Elizabeth Taylor's Life Was Full of Delightful Vulgarity

Elizabeth Taylor was wild and beautiful and unpretentious and insanely glamorous.

"Do You See That" Tornado Guy


The 6 People You're Guaranteed To Meet At Spring Break

If you’re planning a trip to Spring Break this year, rest assured, these six people will be there to greet you when you arrive.

RIP Elizabeth Taylor

Legendary actress Elizabeth Taylor has died of heart failure.

I Ain’t Gonna Pee-Pee My Bed Tonight

This was my regular routine at the family Christmas every year until I was 10 years old.

New World Map Charts The World By Penis Size

Finally, a map of the world that takes into consideration what matters most when you're deciding upon a travel destination.

Elizabeth Taylor’s Most Outrageous Fashion Statements

Liz Taylor was the original Lady Gaga.

'Eat A Koala' Campaign Promotes Business

Sucks for the koalas though.

I Breastfeed My Dad

There are no words.

Brooklyn Decker Chops off 10 Inches of Hair

The 23-year-old model changed up her look with the help of celebrity hairstylist Ted Gibson. Brooklyn took off a total of ten inches of hair!

20 Women Athletes Are Obsessed With

Kim's name is mentioned quite a bit by athletes, but which other women are athletes obsessed with?

Best Wedding Invitation

Zombies and everything!


Michael Ian Black for Taco Bell Spokesman. This must happen.

He-Man Explains The Word "F**k"

NSFW He-Man describes the history and grammatical flexibility of everyone's favorite 4-letter word. Via Obvious Winner.

Colossal Cleavage Collection

For fans of cleavage (and/or alliteration) only.

Buddy Ryan Has Cancer

New York Jets coach Rex Ryan told the New York Daily News on Tuesday that his father, former NFL coach Buddy Ryan, has been diagnosed with cancer.

Things That Creep Us Out In "Vogue Enfants"

On the whole, French Vogue supplement Vogue Enfants is a gem for parents and children alike. But some things about it are just a little bit creepy.

Chris Brown Smashes Window At ‘Good Morning America’

Chris Brown is seeing red after making an appearance on Good Morning America on Tuesday.

Selena Gomez Wows At 'Concert for Hope'

Selena Gomez looked stunning when she performed Sunday night at the Concert for Hope to raise money for cancer research.

Juliette Lewis' Hot Bikini Body

Juliette Lewis showed off her surprisingly toned bikini body when she was spotted frolicking in the waves in Los Cabos, Mexico earlier this week.

Charlie Batch Could Lose Super Bowl Rings In Bankruptcy

Pittsburgh Steelers backup quarterback Charlie Batch has other things to worry about besides the labor battle with NFL owners.

Mistaken Identity Leads To Ax Slaying

A California man who was mistaken for a burglar lost his life last weekend when a victimized homeowner chased him down and hacked him to death with an ax, according to police reports.

Boom Boom Boom ...

Now let me hear you say Way-Ho!!!

Drunk Sexting Car Accident

Let's call it an epidemic.

Using A Jet Pack On A Swingset Is The New Black

Things that are obviously really good ideas.

Are Jessica Biel And Gerard Butler Dating?

Justin Timberlake is barely cold in his grave!

Yes, That’s A Royal Wedding Fridge

The royal fridge and freezer, which is sold by GDHA, a U.K. distributor of GE appliances, features the more casual of the two official engagement pictures taken by photographer Mario Testino.

Soulja Boy's Brother Killed In Crash

U.S. hip-hop star Soulja Boy has confirmed via Twitter his younger brother was killed in a weekend car crash.

'Okay Truck'

Aw, it's gonna be okay, truck.

A New Spin On Street Style Photography

Meet the interesting humans of New York.

'Bachelor' Brad To The Rescue in 911 Emergency

Brad Womack -- who just selected his new fiancee on "The Bachelor" -- called 911 this morning after witnessing a man having a panic attack in a park near his Texas home ...

Chris Brown GMA Freak Out Video

This morning Robin brought up all of that nasty business and it didn’t sit well with Brown.

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