March 24, 2011
Want to be Wolverine? Don't have billions of dollars to spend on lining your skeleton with a make-believe alloy? Aren't Hugh Jackman? Have we got the solution for you! Also for the budget-conscious, take methamphetamines for the illusion of a healing factor. NOTICE: Do not take methamphetamines for the illusion of a healing factor.
Yeah, but the real challenge is to keep it from chipping for over five minutes. It's amazing what can be done with nail polish, patience and a lot of toothpicks.
You need to watch "Obama's Elf" right NOW.
Interesting infographic breaking down the nationalities of villains in military-themed video games. China is quickly becoming the global boogeyman of choice. And apparently developers don't find New Zealand very threatening.
Behold, the secrets of effective manifesto writing!
I can't tell you why I like Wayne Brady. I JUST DO.
The camera operator was obviously torn over which was more fascinating, the awkward band or the awkward loss of motor control they were triggering in the audience. How do you say "arrhythmic jerking" in Finnish?
Cannot be unseen. There's some debate as to whether the king is bearded or has boobs. It's in the eye of the beholder.
Milton the corgi simply refuses to go for an outing on a hot summer's day.
In his defense, this is what I look like on the inside when people try to sing this to me in public.
Nice try, 1980s marketing department.
Artist Stanley Chow did what most of us have done at one time or another: imagined Jon Hamm in tights, fighting crime. Why Warner Bros. didn't make this a reality instead of casting some limey as Superman, Zod only knows. But if Christian Bale doesn't return for a fourth Batman film, there's hope. Desperate, sweaty hope.
It's not always easy to tell if someone hates you. But there's a good chance they do if ... you're great looking, successful, smart, rich and the list goes on. Take a look at some telltale signs that prove you aren't just plain paranoid.
But wait...wouldn't the lightsaber cut through the ball?
Horrible and disgusting.
This is a metaphor for how sometimes people think you are something that you are not, but then how I will kick that person's ass if they try to cross me again. You know who you are, motherfucker. (Just kidding! This is not a metaphor for anything except how snakes are obviously not the smartest animals.) Via @aptpat.
The unicorn slips through our grasp one more time.
Now class, please see Figure 40 for the anatomical chart of the cupcake.
IT'S HAILIN' GAWLF BALLS, MOM.
There are no words.
Aw, it's gonna be okay, truck.