March 14, 2011
Alexandra Wallace is a UCLA student whose unbelievably ill-timed, ignorant, racist YouTube rant against Asians is setting the Internet on fire this week. UCLA's student populace and the Internet at large have responded with typical intolerance, escalating the problem to a point where Alexandra Wallace is receiving death threats. So, another good week for TMI, racism, and overreactions. Well done, team.
On second thought, let's not go to D.C. It is a silly place. Using satire as his medium, Safwat Saleem takes quotes and statistics and turns them into dark humor.
Words, I have none. This photo is such a tragically powerful image of what so many families in Japan are suffering.
If Santa Claus, Sam Elliot and the Golem of Jewish lore were dropped into the Large Hadron Collider, what would emerge would still not be as wonderful as this follicular specimen. He Wins March Mustache Madness. Hell, he wins March Everything Madness. Use our image editor at the bottom of the page and mustache ride him into photos of your choosing!
The most cutely macabre tissue box you're liable to find. Just add ectoplasm from your nose.
Happy Pi Day! Even if you're not a math nerd, today is a great excuse to eat some pie.
Beneath the cool crisp exterior of a red bell pepper, the terrifying heat of Hell awaits.