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March 14, 2011

Alexandra Wallace is a UCLA student whose unbelievably ill-timed, ignorant, racist YouTube rant against Asians is setting the Internet on fire this week. UCLA's student populace and the Internet at large have responded with typical intolerance, escalating the problem to a point where Alexandra Wallace is receiving death threats. So, another good week for TMI, racism, and overreactions. Well done, team.

You wanted 90's nostalgia, so here it is!

I didn't the first time.

Well, this was inevitable. And awesome

Words, I have none. This photo is such a tragically powerful image of what so many families in Japan are suffering.

Brb, crying forever.

If Santa Claus, Sam Elliot and the Golem of Jewish lore were dropped into the Large Hadron Collider, what would emerge would still not be as wonderful as this follicular specimen. He Wins March Mustache Madness. Hell, he wins March Everything Madness. Use our image editor at the bottom of the page and mustache ride him into photos of your choosing!

Heartbreaking.

And one television show. Over at SomethingAwful, toons are being photoshopped into darker situations, with hilarious results. I dare you to say you wouldn't watch these remakes.

The most cutely macabre tissue box you're liable to find. Just add ectoplasm from your nose.

Happy Pi Day! Even if you're not a math nerd, today is a great excuse to eat some pie.

Human beings, you amaze me.

Another patriotically bad-ass presidential portrait from Jason Heuser, this time depicting the Father of Our Country slaying his way through the zombocalypse. He chopped through that zombie's brain pan like it was a cherry tree.

Nature, this is not a contest. You don't have to prove yourself.

Because rich people are more important than poor people, duh.

Run, dude! Stop filming and run!

The Internet's two favorite things combine to bring you, Mega-Cuteness!

ANOTHER racist library rant.

Didn’t you know? Birds are fucking everywhere.

GO.

Beneath the cool crisp exterior of a red bell pepper, the terrifying heat of Hell awaits.

The mysterious Salton Sea has been abandoned for decades, but one woman has made it her business to bring it back to life.

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